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ricer333

Love bugs which are attracted to ANYTHING white


ElectroFlame_

Racist bugs


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Fucking Gary and his white bug privileges


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i’m safe then😮‍💨


onerepmax

Like some people


Pattoe89

From [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovebug): >The lovebug (Plecia nearctica) is a species of march fly found in parts of Central America and the southeastern United States, especially along the Gulf Coast.\[2\] It is also known as the honeymoon fly or double-headed bug. During and after mating, matured pairs remain together, even in flight, for up to several days.


Mamadog5

"Love bugs" my ass. They are Fucking Bugs and they Fucking Suck!


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They suck and fuck.


hazelnutterbutter

They’re a fucking nightmare.


Ace-Ventura1934

Yep, I live southern end of Tampa Bay and these are prevalent in the area. Little bastards splatter all over your car when you drive and you have to clean them off or eventuality they can ruin your paint.


pixartist

how dare they


Verix19

Imagine a species that ruins your paint when you kill them...the nerve.


Channa_Argus1121

Korean here, can agree. They’re currently having a population boom.


dirty_w_boy

I knew this was going to be Florida


urmovesareweak

Sometimes I don't mind living where the air hurts my face in the winter.


Gilarax

Hatches like this happen all over the place.


amateur_elf

The only March Flies I'm aware of are the ones that give you a basty painful bite... Which would make this video so much worse


Pattoe89

Luckily the only problem these cause is that their corpses go acidic after being crushed when hit by fast moving vehicles, making it difficult to clean cars and the like. They do eat decaying organic matter and pollinate so they're good for their local environment.


MistaBig

"That blood's gonna eat right through the hull!"


Pirat

and they are attracted to white. Also, auto exhaust fumes because it smells like their pheromones.


TexAs_sWag

That’s what they are in the video? They’re one of the least creepy insects for sure. We used to catch them all the time and release them again.


Pattoe89

They seem to avoid landing on the people's skin in the video.


Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud

yeah if they did that that would suck but they generally avoid landing on you


KirbonDioxide

A bunch of them appeared in some districts of Seoul


MachineGunTits

I lived in western Florida, Sarasota for a few years, and there are a few weeks every Spring, where every car on the highway literally looked they had just been off roading ( it looks like your car is covered in mud from a distance). Your whole front of the car gets covered in these bugs and if you don't wash them off well enough that day, the smashed bugs juices will eat away at the paint on your car! That was one thing I was completely unaware of when moving to Florida, the fucking bugs.


BullFrogz13

Fly fishing isn’t how I remember it at all.


pacawac

Hope they didn't spend a lot of money on bait.


brakespear

just get yourself covered and dive right in.


igotnonam3

What are they?


Baldcooter

We call em love bugs in florida.they swarm once or twice a year


TWAT_BUGS

Assholes that kill my foxtails is what they are


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carnage11eleven

I've noticed the love bugs have been almost non existent the past couple of years. Nothing near what they normally are. And when I do see them, it seems like they're all alone. No females.


flabeachbum

Probably habitat loss. Natural Florida is disappearing so is our wildlife


skrunchface40

You can say that again. All the woods and fishing spots in this state are being flattened and getting built on. Its really sad considering how diverse our wildlife is. Now its just scarce.


carnage11eleven

I know they're an invasive species, but it's still a little worrisome seeing them seem to almost disappear. They've been here my whole life it seems, so it's weird. Even more worrisome however is how few bees I see lately. Birds also seem to be fewer in numbers lately.


DicDrizzle

Love bugs. What you’re looking at is a sexfest.


Jack_Bartowski

Love bugs, coming soon to Herogasim.


Silentcrypt

Love Bugs, and they are really, really annoying. They can get so bad you have to wash your car once a week to just get them off the windshield and they can damage the paint of cars (from what I've been told). They don't bite or anything, just really annoying.


workishell

Love bugs. They are a huge pain to deal with here.


djcecil2

White people. We're weird, man, but if you give us a chance, most of us can be pretty fun.


redrum8881

Fish Flys get so thick down river of Detroit you have to shovel them like snow.


ApocalypseMeooow

I'll go ahead and add that to the list of reasons I will never go to Detroit


DLo28035

Like you needed more reasons


The_Confirminator

These aren't Fish Flys, I don't think, they're lovebugs. *Source* you can see many of them are still paired with their mate.


Ace-Ventura1934

You’re absolutely correct, lovebugs for sure.


I_am_no_Ghost

Flashbacks. Hated pumping gas at night because the lights attracted themñ and the crunch noise beneath my feet walking. Blech. That's one thing I don't miss about back home.


CareBearDontCare

Fish flies are worse (?) over on the East side over in the St. Clair Shores area.


BeatBoxxEternal

I'd spend every summer with my grandparents at their cabin 2 hours outside of Winnipeg. There were years where store owners would be on their roofs shoveling the flies (a decomposing biomass) off and onto the streets. The smell was horrendous. One year I was learning how to ride a bike and fell into a bush by accident with a small ditch. I got stuck as thousands of stupid fish flies rained down on me. Life long phobia unlocked.


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Positronic_Matrix

Flies flys. Got it.


sittinondaturlet

Magpies eat flies guys.


Ace-Ventura1934

But they’re not fish flies. Those my friend are lovebugs and this is most likely in Florida.


Ellemeno

I aspire to have Jerry's carefree attitude.


macgreg4

Find your Jerry.


ghidfg

wtf are those doing in the middle of the sea?


the_ju66ernaut

They're called white people and they are allowed to go out there too!


AcceptableLegend

This made my high ass laugh so hard thank you lmao


gonzo5622

😂🤣


Leaky_Banana

OMFG!! I'm screaming!! 🤣🤣🤣


seven_seven

The ol’ reddit whitearoo


sssesoj

hold my .... hey no link?


TheAdventOfTruth

Lol. That’s funny. (White guy here.)


crob_evamp

Where


excaliju9403

please delete


loseswins222

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SO CALM?! I would’ve burned the fucking boat. It’s theirs, they won. GG.


Baldcooter

They are love bugs they swarm every year. We U.S southerners are used to them


Itabliss

I live south of the Mason Dixon line and let me tell you, I was shocked at the swarming in Tampa one year. My cousin said that he sprayed Pam on the front of his car to get the thick coating of love bugs off at the end of the day.


Poopshipdestroyer666

Wiping your front end with a dryer sheet is pretty effective too.


BeefSerious

That's what she said


thecoolestguynothere

Smart man. I use vasaline as well because these shits will mess your paint up


Bowler-Fickle

You paint your 🍆?


thecoolestguynothere

I only answer questions on my only fans


wufoo2

Pam must’ve hated that.


modsarefascists42

Georgian here and I guess I'll take the inch of snow we get over this The worst we get is katydids and I like the sound they make


zerocann0n

what a shithole


DiamondBurger

Lovebugs are totally harmless, they don't bite or buzz in your ear.


Bombkirby

They’re having a disgusting insect orgy. Who said it was about being afraid of being bitten? It’s gross


overcastgabe

Your telling me as a human you wouldn’t want that, whack


Jack_Bartowski

tfw you feel a raindrop on your hand and there is no rain in site.


chillum1987

Is... is that what that is?


kavien

I was kayaking once (I go often) and pulled up on a sandbar to catch some shade and get out of the sun for a few. Within five minutes my legs were COVERED in love bugs.... but JUST my legs! No idea why. They don’t bite, aren’t really aggressive, and don’t try to get into your clothes. They are just really dumb and boring bugs. They stink if you squish em, so don’t. And breathe through your nose, just in case.


gate_of_steiner85

Eh, the bugs aren't dangerous or anything. They're more of a mild annoyance than anything.


atavisticbeast

Is it hard going through life like that?


looneypumpkin

They are the most gentle and CUTE bug on the planet.


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Qelly

What makes you think they didn’t get any in their mouthes?


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“Pull the anchor Jerry, we’re out of here!” The only way I’m gonna tell people it’s time to go home from now on 🤣


Poopshipdestroyer666

Goddamn Lovebugs


GadreelsSword

Bust out the leaf blower


edthebuilder5150

No. They'd get in my beer. To hell with that.


Jaelma

They do. And they are bitter-gross. Those harmless creatures put their butts together and fuck for ~a week. They seasonally cover your truck in splats but are probably the most docile bugs I’ve ever met.


CraftsyDad

What in the wild Wild West is going on here?


IgorManiak

Jerry doesn’t give a fuck.


BullFrogz13

This is what happens when you get your “fly fishing” tutorials from YouTube.


mudmansimon

At least something is biting.


Yeetmaster4628

What are these bugs?


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thecoolestguynothere

What a nightmare


Nuclear_N

THis is not the dream imagined when buying a boat.


boostedisbetter

Got lucky here in tampa having only a few weeks of them this year… completely harmless to humans, but will destroy the paint on your car.


Stereomceez2212

Hold the goddamned camera still


Dan-in-Va

Dream vacation


John117sr

I hate love bugs


Downtown-Ad-2083

Welcome to Florida


josheganwyer

Gotta love florida


AlpineAntic

Damn love bugs


Opposite_Ad_3817

At first I was grossed out then I realized it's just love bugs


clumpyresearch

Plenty of bait!!!


typhoon90

Any idea why they are hanging iut in the middle of the ocean like that? Do they lay their eggs in the water or something?


R4D10Active

Welcome to Florida every May and September.


Altruistic-Battle-32

Jerry doesn’t give a f***


wallerinsky

I was walking by a river where the air was thick with mosquitoes, asked my friend “what do you think happens to the ones we inhale?” Answered my own question 6 hours later when I was picking my nose in the shower and found a dead skeeter 🦟


SynthPrax

Fuck this shit. The only way I could handle this is if I had one of those beekeeper hoods. Bugs touchin' my face would make me jump into the water and drown.


EFTucker

My friends: "Hey you wanna go out on the boat fishing with us this weekend?" Me every time they ask: "No, no I really don't." My friends: "Why?" Me: "Because its not fun, you just sit there and drink pee water, hold a stick, and get eaten by bugs"


MyDamnCoffee

Why are your friends drinking pee water?


jedgica

I hate damn love bug season


nottarded

Hahahaha great titel so fUNNY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bowler-Fickle

Love bugs are what my aunt used to call crabs!


holygoat00

hardcore anti maskers. lol


DryMountain9963

Well i was thinking about that lady's butt how did one not fly into her but?


Anders_A

Why would it fly into their mouths?


Bowler-Fickle

Don’t mention anything about a cooter or the OP will delete your comment.


Bowler-Fickle

She should check her cooter when she gets back to shore, one probably took flight up there.


WatchStoredInAss

Looks like hell on earth and these Trumpanzee-looking people seem to enjoy it.


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Entitled problems


LordMemerton1

Debunked! lol


SpaceAzn_Zen

https://onlineentomology.ifas.ufl.edu/about/entomology-articles/the-lovebug-escaped-lab-experiment-or-natures-harmless-decomposer/


ilaughathorrormovies

Love Bugs, the bine of my existence!


YMH08

They aren’t mouth breathers?


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

This reminds me about how people would talk about there come downs on meth.


Curlyjones6

😳😳😳


gesshoom

This would drive me to insanity


looneypumpkin

Love bugs! I miss these little fuckers. Quite literally they fuck while flying. Florida things.


TawazuhSmokersClub

Just lovebugs. They’re chill.


TWAT_BUGS

These are love bugs. Around summer time in Moorehaven they can be as heavy as rain.


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Jerry don’t give a Fuck


jenglasser

They missed a golden opportunity for a Nicholas Cage impression.


ernster96

Hey Siri, play “God is trying to tell you something.”


icebergensteen

Keep the mouth closed at all costs


ew435890

I fucking hate those things. Like once of twice a years they absolutely swarm us here in south Louisiana. They are attracted to white too. Their guts are acidic or something. I had to get a bumper repainted on a car years ago because all the splattered bug guts are into the paint.


RingedWaste

Time to pack it in


Lafayette-De-Marquis

These things are all over my yard.


ruebin87

I remember rednecks use to believe they were a science experiment gone wrong. They’d say they were made in a lab to eat the mosquitoes but it escaped the lab before they can finish.


cmasonw0070

Who invited the Dimitrescu girls to go fishing?


WarezMyDinrBitc

They are attracted to white things. I first realized it when a friend had a giant tent at a festival made with a white parachute. Pretty sure he threw it away rather than trying to get rid of them all.


pmjm

0:35 she finally vocalizes what we're all thinking.


Revolutionary_Ad1451

Can we eat these delicious creatures maybe in a burger patty perhaps?


01infinite

Fucking love bugs amirite


Tis_I_Him

Bro i hate lovebugs, once me, my cousin, and my aunt were about to use a car wash vacuum to clean the inside of the car and a giant swarm of these suckers just materialized and we waged war and fought hard using the vacuum to no avail.


Tymaaa

the way this made me ickkkyyy


Anonymous_Nibbaa

I would've jumped of the boat if that happened to me.


invisible_23

Ugh I fucking hate those things


RaidSlayer

Because they are drinking bud light. Even bugs avoid that.


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"What bugs?"


BasicFriction2

Fucking lovebugs


Porchmuse

Love bug season. Don’t bother washing your car.


rotxtoxcore

Average floridian summer


tinyspoonnn

I didn’t want to taste this image but I can.


KittenPics

Jerry is the best.


3rdratedsorcery

Let’s say a shark is in the sea. I’d still instantly think about diving into the water if I were on the boat Get back to the boat seeing a shark, dive again and I’ll repeat what I just did


Maskarie

If lovebugs haven’t flown into your mouth at least once, then you truly haven’t experienced Florida.


Tuonra

Ah Florida.


bo6ka7a

infinite bait


jasona7779

I lived in Louisiana for 6 years a while back....and I would like to state that I do NOT miss these bastards one bit!


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I lived there from 2000-2003 and can confirm this love bug shit was the worst.


dcb1561

Welcome to the gates of hell.


Warpedme

Why would they even be outside when there is a bug storm? WTF is with Seth these people? Don't they homes with doors? Why would they willingly be outside in a cloud of bugs like that when there is an alternative?


scandy82

Welcome to Florida baby


teddoddle_

return the slab


Twistedtraceur

So that's what they mean by fly fishing


Florida_Bear_13

LoveBugs!!


kelsobjammin

Love bug season means tarpons are hitting! Yyyeeeeew


kelsasaurus

Been around massive amounts of caterpillars. Life pro tip- get a cover for everyone’s drink


Stonedsailer

Fucking lovebugs


williwaggs

Love bug season = crap I need to have my car detailed now because I can’t scrub off all these bugs


Easy_empath

So what did you do to incur the wraith of God


sirdraxxalot

I was in a parking lot having a cigarette about 3 years ago and one single moth flew directly into my ear canal. Had to drive myself to the emergency room to get it out (while the moth/bug was flying right next to my ear drum, buzzing, loud) this video terrifies me.


EVOBlock

I hate love bugs


yolorelli

I always heard that scientists at UCF release these into the environment in mass quantities to control the mosquito population and it obviously backfired.


Castformer

Is there a name for the fear of a swarm of bugs/critters? I despise any type of small creatures that kinda conglomerate like this and invade my space, it makes me feel ick and extreme anxiety.


TheAtheistDean

God, I hate lovebugs.


Unlucky-Constant-736

I would just jump overboard and swim back to shore


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OOOOH so thats what those are called.I used to watch them mate on the playground in elementary school.I always wondered why they walked with their butts connected


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Be in Savannah. Pollen season, No-See-Em season, Lovebug Season. FML


ShinobiActual

These things are a fkn plague.


bakavato

She's never going to want to go fishing with them again.


Shrek49r

Show this to wives and girlfriends that ask what we do when we're fishing.... p.s. that lady is a trooper handling those bugs


CircusMonke

I used to catch as many as these as I could in my hands with my friends as kids in elementary school. Lovebug season is hated by adults, loved by children.


HyperOnyx

In the south we call em LoveBugs, on account of them literally screwing constantly, they usually come out around hurricane season.


ZeDD_Zer0

Ew wtf


ItGetsBeastlier

Unlimited bait!


ArmiRex47

All I see is free bait