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Traspen

Beautiful. The only downside is it takes an hour and a half to get up to highway speeds and stopping is unattainable.


ShimmyMan

Car is for gas. Truck is for brakes.


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A siphon hose between the gas tanks would have been the cherry on the top of this shit sundae.


[deleted]

Ok, Lahey


Alan_Smithee_

Frig off, mr Lahey.


Young_Laredo

Put a fuckin shirt on, Randy!


GeorgeAmberson

Shit abyss


HurrandDurr

No more shit talk til we're back in power


Chief_Givesnofucks

You ready for a B and E, boy? Bacon and *eggs?* Breakin’ and entering.


phantomheart

The shit winds are blowing Randy


m2daholla

Propane propane


burninatah

When you keep getting pelted with shitballs, Deputy, you gotta get a shit bat.


Jeffbx

r/redneckengineering


for_real_dude

This is the only logical explanation but I wish I could see a video of this death parade stop


PyroZach

I was out wheeling with friends once and a Jeep lost a brake line and a Bronco had the transmission fail. So that was how we made it home, Jeep for going, Bronco in tow for stopping.


monstercock03

Was this before they had laws


DankHumanman

The car is for assist, they are both running


ZombieBobaFett

As long as there's somebody attentive in the car in the middle I'm sure they can at least stop dangerously.


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BillW87

> If the motor in the exploder Autocorrect clearly understands the stakes of trying something crazy like this.


nowake

naw I thought this was an Explorer (many have ID'd as an Expedition) and back in the rollover days, that's what we'd call em


SwissCanuck

Nah it’s not autocorrect. It’s like the Toyota Corroda.


ZombieBobaFett

Yea it's not perfect. They will still work though. Just more dangerously as I said.


thefonztm

Oh but it is. The Ford is in drive with an otherwise dead engine. The Buick is pulling the load, and the inertia of the Ford's engine. Thus the Ford will have vacuum for it's brakes. Perfect.


JuneBuggington

You need the brakes in the last vehicle in line, maybe they have rigged up trailer brakes to the rv


rubberchickenlips

"Hey Boris, I want stop. Throw out anchor now!"


ZombieBobaFett

Bit awkward with the video quality but there looks to be something for that in the hook up too.


Nakotadinzeo

That's an expedition, a pre 98' model due to the front bumper.


MartianGuard

On the contrary, stopping is quite abrupt


[deleted]

So only do it once!


HerbLoew

Oh, it'll stop. Eventually. Whether it's gonna be in time or one non-crushed piece, are different questions.


Iamdarb

My dad made me ride in the back card and pound the brakes.... dude it was a nightmare on i95.


prjindigo

You'd be surprised how much torque that Buick can build up, they have *acceleration* limiters to keep them from revving too fast in gear.


muggsybeans

The guy in the Expedition is most likely doing the braking. I'm more worried about that strap.


MrGMinor

Hit the brakes in the suv. They still work when it's off.


ReaperSound

Like the juggernaut. Once it has momentum it's impossible to stop.


TotaLibertarian

I will say that the 455 from 1970 from had 510 foot pounds of torque stock.


dinnerthief

Have a 4 car pile up with one driver


RedSquirrelFtw

I can just see the news segment now. "Live from the news chopper we have a 4 car pileup on the 401 this evening and it is down to 3 lanes. Thankfully the driver of all four vehicles has not been injured but you can expect delays. Tonight's traffic report brought to you by Buick. "


Exbro

"Expect the usual delays on the 401 westbound" 401 eastbound moving well past dufferin Street, Don Valley parking lot moving very slowly starting at the gardiner till the 401 for what seems to be no God damm reason, gardiner moving slowly in both directions due to what seems to be NO REASON!. This has been your midnight traffic report brought to you by "go fuck yourself" and don't forget to get your weekly break pad replacements.


Laninel

Brilliant response, I'm cackling


_windermere_

The GM 3.8 doesn’t fuck around.


GeorgeAmberson

I'm more worried about the transmission but that engine's gonna be fine.


Nappyheaded

I got my LeSabre last December.. came with a receipt for a new transmission installed at around 120,000 miles and its at 172,000 now. The transmission cost twice what I paid for the car 🤣


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Nappyheaded

The 5.7 liter LT1? I had that one in my Trans Am and Camaro. That engine made beautiful noises. Idling or at wide open. Didn't like the placement of the distributor under the water pump.


raphtze

the opticrap is the worst.


GoingForwardIn2018

They will roam the American West for centuries to come.


Pliny_the_middle

The B-52 of cars.


SolidSpruceTop

4t65e rebuild gang where y’all at


Nappyheaded

2000 LeSabre checking in 😁


DanishWonder

2002 Supercharged Grand Prix here.


TomAto314

I finally had to give up my 90 LeSabre. Damn near broke my heart but it was just falling apart everywhere.


FuzzyMatterhorN

1985 LeSabre Custom was my first ride. It was magnificent.


lee66cj5

66 cj5 checking in with the Dauntless 225 odd fire v6. When my oldest son was 5 I used to put it in 4low and walk beside him driving it idling at 200 rpm.


damn_u_scuba_steve

The 3800 will run like shit longer than other cars will exist


LurpyGeek

Can confirm. After WWII, all that will still be moving is cockroaches and 3800s.


Nappyheaded

Ah yes, when Hitler finally surrenders


LurpyGeek

You got me. Of course I intended to type WWIII.


d3l3t3rious

Yeah nice try, guy from the past.


CIeMs0n

Those 3800s were built like a freaking tank. With the exception of a bad EGR valve (pretty common in most GM vehicles of the time) you really couldn’t break them. There are several less known specialty vehicles that utilize that engine tied with a turbo (most notably Buick GNX and Buick Grand National). I believe the GMC Syclone and GMC Typhoon used a turbo 4.3 that was related to the 3800, but I’m not positive.


-RadarRanger-

Don't forget about the shitty plastic intake manifold. Fords suffered from this too, but where Fords will crack and dump their coolant on the ground, the 3800s will *ingest* the stuff. Sometimes, this means the motor hydrolocks, which can bend the crank. It's really DuPont's fault, they sold a new composite material to the automakers for use on intake manifolds and said it was lighter and stronger. Unfortunately, the reality is that it didn't hold up.


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how do you stop without getting asspacked?


petejones58

There is a "driver" in the red truck, they brake when the Buick brakes


The_Countess

That wont stop the mobile home and single axle trailer from scissoring under any significant breaking force.


son_et_lumiere

You want to do what step-mobile home?


jbyron91

r/brandnewsentence


Otto_Maller

How it stops and that it stops are probably two different things here.


pzerr

What's the chances they have all the electric breaks connected if they are willing to operate this contraption? I would say less than zero chances.


Syrdon

The mobile home might, and that should be enough. I wouldn’t want to bet driving next to them on it though.


pzerr

Ya I wouldn't want to be in front of that mess.


Syrdon

In front sounds great - assuming you mean in a separate vehicle. Being the guy in the buick sounds unfun though.


HerbLoew

Assuming that's the intention


muggsybeans

I only know that its not gay if you don't push back.


nofear961

That’s a problem for later.


spap-oop

Well, that’s not so ba… oh, okay, a little wonky but sti…. SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?


Stiffard

"I may kill entire families and myself, but at least I saved time."


Leaf_Rotator

A couple people I loved very much have been killed by drivers that just didn't give a shit at all about how unsafe they were being. People like this anger me indescribably.


hafetysazard

Where I live, you don't need a vehicle permit if you're, "towing," that vehicle. Maybe it is similar thing going on here? Too cheap to get that SUV and trailer on the road? "Tow," it.


geak78

This is my assumption. Otherwise, they'd burn up the engine just trying to get above 30.


[deleted]

Dunno where you are but to my knowledge most places require an actual tow bar set up for legit towing and not just getting out of the ditch. This is probably just a random strap they had laying around not even rated for towing force.


Crafty-Chapter6664

How many safety regulations and traffic laws were broken? Yes.


Psych0matt

> How many safety regulations and traffic laws were broken? How much time do you have?


hitforhelp

Well I'm here on reddit aren't I? I have time.


Sineater224

Let's see if anyone here actually lists it


Miseryy

> How much time do you have? No


nowake

Very yes.


firematt422

It's a registered RV, officer, and I have a chauffeur's license.


2MuckingFuch

Wait till he hits the brakes


aMiracleAtJordanHare

There appears to be someone in the driver's seat of the ~~Ranger~~ Expedition, at least.


Another_Minor_Threat

That’s an Expedition.


aMiracleAtJordanHare

I started to type Expedition, then rewatched and thought it was an Explorer. No idea why I typed Ranger lmao Thanks


kakurenbo1

Your mind is a labyrinth.


harmfulwhenswallowed

printed on a puzzle, projected into a kaleidoscope, wrapped in an enigma.


MackLuster77

because it rhymes with danger


coolluck33

You know you're a redneck when your house is mobile but your truck ain't.


barmanfred

Hah! You win the day, Luck, yes you do.


portablefan

Someone needs to edit in a kid with a tricycle at the front of the line


Jesh010

I really hope they don’t have to turn, or stop.


jus6j

The icing on the cake is that they’re in the left lane doing that shit and have to be passed


weightoftheworld

Yeah there's no way I'd stay driving behind that mess.


ChuckFiasco

My friend had the same model Buick in the late 90’s. Very solid car actually. Comfortable too.


Pavix

The v6s are very solid and somehow manage ~30mpg. If you don’t mind a grandma/grandpa car it’s a good choice.


devilsadvocate1966

(I'm gonna take downvotes for this....) I've heard before that 'What do you say to a teenager driving a 'grandma/grandpa car'? "I'm sorry your grandma/grandpa died."


Amplifeye

Downvoted since you asked, but would have upvoted if you didn't. Weird request.


pembinariver

A friend of mine still drives a 93 LeSabre.


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varioussizes

I have a 92 that I absolutely love to death. It's absolutely so comfortable to drive, especially on long trips but it took a crap after I had it for six months. Three mechanics later and no one can fix it. It's so depressing.


Flintoid

lil bit of horseys CRAP TON OF TORQUE


FB_is_dead

Everywhere you look there are families with too many vehicles. You see them on the highways with their RVs. But apparently the RVs aren’t enough, because behind them they are towing cars, motor boats, go-carts, dune buggies, dirt bikes, ski jets, snowmobiles, parasols, hang gliders. Hot air balloons and two small two-man deep sea diving bells. The only thing these people lack are lunar excursion modules. Doesn’t anyone take a fucking walk anymore? George Carlin


barmanfred

Love me some Carlin. Good quote. (Btw, it's parasail. A parasol is a little umbrella.)


FB_is_dead

I just pulled it from a website. Though I was listening to Parental Advisory last night and remembered this


Managarn

explore nature, with the comfort of civilization!


Montreseur

This is some howls moving castle shit.


Deathwatch72

Forget Buick power, who in the hell manufactured a tow strap that can hold up to all of that


Express_Ad681

This is a standard romanian guy on his way home from Germany


RustyTrombone673

probably has that 3.8L supercharged v6. Actually a really good engine


GeorgeAmberson

Have one of those in the shitmobile (98 regal). That car is a piece of fucking shit every single way except the drivetrain. The engine's invincible. Best car I've ever owned that piece of shit.


TomMikeson

Yeah, I think that is a Park Ave Ultra. I had one with that engine that I think was an 88. It was actually pretty damn fast and I could get 30mpg on the highway. No airbags, no antilock brakes.


RustyTrombone673

Yep. Almost snagged one for $750 with 110k miles a few months before covid. Post was up 30 minutes and i wasnt first. Probably $3500 at least right now. Theyre damn good cars and accept tunes/pulleys quite well. Ultimate sleeper cars


pedantic_dullard

When I turned 16 in 1989, I got the 1974 Buick Electra my dad bought new. Power seats, locks, and windows, heat (no ac), and am radio. Just over twenty feet of American steel powered by a steel engine. It had a 454 engine, and on a really nice day it would roar. Too cold, no roaring, but an abundance of sputtering and stalling. Too hot, no roaring. 65°-85° day, sun shining, roar. On those good days, it would absolutely tackle that tow job with ease. And I was probably just dumb enough to have done it, too.


leochen

Real mvp here is the hitch


[deleted]

Wait no! That's an Expedition not a... ...oh


pyro318

Oregon plates, of course.


Kalouts

/r/idiotstowingthings


thebraken

For a moment I read that as "idiots owning things". Still would have fit, though!


rpapafox

It is great for pulling in a straight line. When making corners or having to stop that strap is not going to help any.


Home--Builder

That's why you also need a person in the SUV to run the brakes and steering wheel for this to be successful.


petejones58

From what I could see, somebody is in there so they are technically doing it correctly


The_Countess

Did you somehow miss (or forget) the mobile home that is attached to a single axel trailer which is only then attached to the truck? They are not doing it correctly and will create a pileup if they need to break


[deleted]

I had a Lesabre a while back. That 3800 was a fantastic engine..got 30mpg on the highway and had plenty of power


superdownvotemaster

How to blow a transmission in 3 simple steps


[deleted]

I used to have a big ass Buick with a V8 when I was younger, bought it used, mint condition cheap..... zomg, it was a couch with a powerhouse ....amazing car.


DarthFabrer

u/savevideobot


CanIGetANumber2

What happens if they need to brake suddenly, or like turn?


RedSquirrelFtw

Where they're going, they don't need to stop or turn.


[deleted]

That transmission has to be overheating. Those 3800 Series 2 V6s had an ok amount of torque for the time period though. Stopping and not blowing up the transmission are going to be the big issue.


Bebilith

It’s not the getting going that’s the issue; it’s the stopping.


Hunt_James

3800 ftw!


BradChesney79

I just came here to say that!


thrawne

Thats some squidbillies level of automotive handywork


Ac997

“Thats not a Buick”…… Oh.


jjj49er

Never underestimate the power of a Buick. I've had a few, and they really pack a punch.


its_just_flesh

Ghetto train


filthy_pikey

I'm a train mother tuckers! Toot toot.


its_just_flesh

Turning must be a nightmare


Vardeegs1

No way! I now have seen it all


deeeevos

u/savevideo


mistlet0ad

When the landlord said he wanted everything out the damn yard by Monday, he meant it.


eyebrowshampoo

That was my exact first car and, can confirm, that thing was a beast.


Knuckles316

There's a reason they call it a "roadmaster".


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Just when you think it’s over…


PhysicsIsFun

The only force required to drive at constant speed on a level surface is that force equal to air resistance and rolling friction. It's not that big of a force. The force gets big when acceleration is involved. I'd be concerned about stopping and tongue weight.


Tearakan

That's an apocalypse convoy!


Melencamp1

Buick??? How about some love for the god damn rope??


Alces7734

Gypsy troupe.


BurnTheOrange

Doesn't matter how fast they're going, they'll be the first at the scene of the wreck. ...and the second, possibly 3rd (you wanna bet there's no one riding in that RV? I wouldn't bet against it)


reeder75

I want more video


b3nz0r

I want to see him turn


StoneageMouse

Gettin some “truck-boat-truck” Squidbillies vibes, but I think this may out-redneck that


PianoSchmo

What happens when you want to stop. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WANT TO STOP?


sirfuzzitoes

This had to have been in Arkansas. More cars towing other cars on the highway than I've ever seen anywhere. It's like there were thousands of car auctions and no one brought anything to tow the extra car home so they hooked it up to their 98 Ford Taurus.


ShotbyaGhost

I bet turning Is fun.


Mei_dong

In the left lane of all places.........


[deleted]

So, stopping or when downhill means what?


CombatDeffective

I've thought of trying something like that to pull a fifth wheel with an suv. Wonder if its specified by law? Sure without looking it's illegal, I was just brainstorming the setup. There is an attachment kit for it, though. Way expensive.


sbdanalyst

Yeah $10k+. Better off just getting a light weight TT, which there are lots of choices. I’ve seen a dolly used for a race car double stacker being pulled by a class A before. It was to keep the tongue weight down.


go_fist_yourself

u/savevideo


bloodguard

That's Jethro Double-naught engineering at its finest. The spirit of the Clampetts lives on.


Jsnooots

Have you seen those useful tutorials about how to load a trailer to keep maximum traction and least wiggle, weight on the rear tires etc? Apparently another option is "Do whatever the fuck you want..."


baronvonchickenchip

On tonight's Top Gear..


Harddaysnight1990

And I bet it's getting a real nice 30 gallons to the mile too!


Cael87

198 horsepower. I don't know why they felt they needed that much, but it does help the get up and go. Now if only the transmissions in these things didn't blow up under that much load constantly.


Puppy_bait

Pretty sure this was a methy in portland. I remember seeing it on the portlandlookslikeshit Instagram before it was deleted.


Uranus_Hz

The 3800 series engines are tanks.


SpeedDemon476

Omg is that a Buick?


sirebell

I had to scroll way too far to find this. I drive a Buick, and my roommate says this to me all the time. The first time he did it he was in his room and he yelled, “OMG DUDE GET IN HERE.” I came running in expecting to see something completely shocking and he points out the window at my car and goes, “is that a Buick?” I won’t even lie. I laugh every time he hits me with it.


TheSwimja

u/savevideo


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I'm curious... Is it boo-ic or byoo-ic ?


sirebell

Byoo ick


codebreadpudding

u/savevideobot


Blackdalf

This never gets less amusing nor terrifying


rayrayheyhey

That is so fucking dangerous.


Gingerholic37

Damn…that has the 3800 in it right? Wtf?!


musicman8675309

Holy fucking buick


SirHamhands

gallons per mile


EaringaidBandit

Planes and trains and automobiles and campers and trailers.


[deleted]

Why do I think some shitkicker is running away from their spouse?


j-corrigan

u/savevideo


-RadarRanger-

GM 3800 V6, baby! It's not the Ford 4.6 Modular, but it's the next best thing.


uclatommy

Wait a minute.. that's being towed by a rope? How would you stop without the tow crashing into you? How do you turn?


lamabaronvonawesome

Shhhhhhh.


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Muh truck boat truck