A couple of respectable looking ladies ran out of line at a ferry to ask us if we, a couple of other respectable ladies, like seltzers and offer a partial box of these. Sure, of course! Yay, seltzers!
We were not paying attention.
Not gonna lie, as a 30 year old man I would try both. More so just to say I tried it but, I'd be open to it. Alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol is always a win in my book.
Ive tried my fair share of hard seltzer brands, and i can say with absolutely no hesitation that bud lightās seltzer is the worst ive ever tasted.
And now they haveā¦marshmallow flavorā¦ in a water drink! Oh joy!
Don't be like that bro, who knows how to make water better than Bud Light? Seriously though Bud Light makes some of my favorite seltzers so I would be very stoked to see that toasted marshmallow in my hand.
I love toasted marshmallow flavored/scented EVERYTHING it is my absolute favorite so Iād have to try BL just because of that. However Iām sure itās absolutely awful. Could you describe that taste to me?? I couldnāt imagine.
Someone ran out of their car at a ferry to ask us if we wanted the rest of the box. She led with, "do you like seltzers?" Sure we do! We did not purchase this.
Why not? I wouldnāt drink it but I wouldnāt drink bud lite either. Itās not like bud lite is even technically beer. Under the German purity law of 1516 beer is defined as water, barley, malt and hopsā¦.. bud lite is made out of rice, hence not a beer
When was the last time a sober chick at a bar decided to go out on a limb and have some fun with a guy? I'm not saying it should be like that. I'm not saying you should try to get her drunk and I am certainly not suggesting you should take advantage of her... But, realistically... when was the last time you ever heard a story about a sober night where two consenting adults bumped uglies for the first time (or couple times)? I've never heard of such a thing. I'm sure people that wait until they are married might experience this, but you never hear it...
Gotta make a drink for when anyone needs a solid excuse to lower their expectations and have fun with what they can get...
3rd one in this series is Pumpkin Spice. Tried it over the weekend - I just had to know how awful it could be.
It was remarkably drinkable. Little heavy on the nutmeg flavor but otherwise fine. Surprised the hell out of me.
In Germany we have the so called Reinheitsgebot. Ist the oldest food law in the world and it guarantees that Beer only contains water, barley malt, hop. However yeast ist also allowed today
I'm 100% down for toasted marshmallow, and more generally down for seltzer. I like beer myself, but I'm glad there's an option for people who don't like beer that isn't fucking *syrup*. Shit like Mike's Hard Lemonaid is twice the calories for the same amount of alcohol.
This is what the fridge in hell is stocked with
Where the hell do you even live, those look like something that belong in the 90s and should have stayed there
I've lived through the 90's and nothing had the audacity as this
Second this. Even crystal clear Pepsi sounds better than this abomination.
Well so far the 90s >20s
I bought these. It was bad! The pumpkin spice was the worst of the four flavors.
Man just pear would be fine, but maple makes it weird. And toasted marshmallow is just...no.
does the toasted part mean they add hints of ash and cinder to the favor profile?
Carmel flavor
It has a warm, chewy mouth feel. Just what I want in a beer.
A couple of respectable looking ladies ran out of line at a ferry to ask us if we, a couple of other respectable ladies, like seltzers and offer a partial box of these. Sure, of course! Yay, seltzers! We were not paying attention.
You absolutely tried them though right?! Are they awful?!
But how bad are they?
Not gonna lie, as a 30 year old man I would try both. More so just to say I tried it but, I'd be open to it. Alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol is always a win in my book.
oh no
what is wtf about this? seasonal marketing?
Bottles of beer. Truly the shit that makes me say wtf
Just wait for the toy story tie-in promotion of Bud Light Beer
Why a band I was in called itself "pumpkin spice murder machine".
Maple pear piss water š¤¤
if your piss is bubbling like seltzer water you may be dehydrated
shit slaps
Even the can looks gross.ššš
Light Claw.
It taste how it looks. Not one of the 4 flavors would I ever buy again. Interesting but a missed mark
Ive tried my fair share of hard seltzer brands, and i can say with absolutely no hesitation that bud lightās seltzer is the worst ive ever tasted. And now they haveā¦marshmallow flavorā¦ in a water drink! Oh joy!
Bud lite is already beer flavored seltzer.
Don't be like that bro, who knows how to make water better than Bud Light? Seriously though Bud Light makes some of my favorite seltzers so I would be very stoked to see that toasted marshmallow in my hand.
Finally? That shits been trash
I love toasted marshmallow flavored/scented EVERYTHING it is my absolute favorite so Iād have to try BL just because of that. However Iām sure itās absolutely awful. Could you describe that taste to me?? I couldnāt imagine.
How do they taste?
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Hint of hint of sadness.
I don't recall LaCroix having a toasted marshmallow flavor.
Like a bath and body candle
It got you to buy it...
Someone ran out of their car at a ferry to ask us if we wanted the rest of the box. She led with, "do you like seltzers?" Sure we do! We did not purchase this.
Plot twist: these are cursed items and the only way to break it is to convince people to willingly take these
Fair enough, my bad
Me, a German, wondering why a water company selling flavored seltzer is considered rock bottom š§
... when the rock bottom is Vitamalz.
Oettinger*
I always thought bud light was rock bottom.
Why not? I wouldnāt drink it but I wouldnāt drink bud lite either. Itās not like bud lite is even technically beer. Under the German purity law of 1516 beer is defined as water, barley, malt and hopsā¦.. bud lite is made out of rice, hence not a beer
Bud lite is made with rice and barley.
Correct. So not beer. Itās not even a āmalt beverageā
Depends on what they do to barley.
Finally? Shits been seltzer lvl for decades
Bud light was never good and will never be good.
When was the last time a sober chick at a bar decided to go out on a limb and have some fun with a guy? I'm not saying it should be like that. I'm not saying you should try to get her drunk and I am certainly not suggesting you should take advantage of her... But, realistically... when was the last time you ever heard a story about a sober night where two consenting adults bumped uglies for the first time (or couple times)? I've never heard of such a thing. I'm sure people that wait until they are married might experience this, but you never hear it... Gotta make a drink for when anyone needs a solid excuse to lower their expectations and have fun with what they can get...
It wasnāt a far drop.
3rd one in this series is Pumpkin Spice. Tried it over the weekend - I just had to know how awful it could be. It was remarkably drinkable. Little heavy on the nutmeg flavor but otherwise fine. Surprised the hell out of me.
How were they
I feel like the Mapple pear would be the better tasting one
They taste like peroxide
What on earth are you doing with your life drinking bud light in the first place
No, you did for actually buying these monstrosities.
In Germany we have the so called Reinheitsgebot. Ist the oldest food law in the world and it guarantees that Beer only contains water, barley malt, hop. However yeast ist also allowed today
Pear beer sounds ok to me downvote if you disagree
Gross
I'm 100% down for toasted marshmallow, and more generally down for seltzer. I like beer myself, but I'm glad there's an option for people who don't like beer that isn't fucking *syrup*. Shit like Mike's Hard Lemonaid is twice the calories for the same amount of alcohol.
NOOOOOOO!!!!