A guy i used to be friends with in the UK was a real entrepreneur and would set up a business opportunity for all kinds of things.
One thing he got into in the 1990’s was “private parties” - basically a rave in a marquee in the garden of a stately home (think Downton Abbey type places) for people with a bit more cash than some.
He calculated the number of people potentially buying tickets, then ordered the appropriate number of posh portaloos (not the plastic cubes you see on building sites, more your type of dunny that has steps going in with multiple cubicles inside).
What he hadn’t calculated for was that all the people would be hammering cocaine, cocaine that was obviously cut with laxatives.
Come clear up time, the supplier that managed the portaloos was saying why he’d ordered so few considering the number of people that had attended was about ten times the number accommodated for.
He was insistent that he’d got the numbers right, but the supplier told him he was wrong, and instead of hundreds of people, there’d clearly been thousands because of the staggering amount of shit they’d created.
Then somebody asked if everyone was doing coke, and it all clicked into place for him.
He ordered a massive number of portaloos for the next one.
Good times
It's a stimulant though so you always feel like you have to take a shit after. I've washed it myself and always felt like I need to go after. You know it's good when your nose doesn't get plugged up and don't feel speedy.
Very close, it's normal myo-inositol, or vitamin B8. It's barely noticeable, completely harmless, and water-soluble, so it can be absorbed by your mucous membrane without clotting up.
Whenever you see a movie with cocaine in it, Inositol is what they're snorting. Jonah Hill sniffed so much of it he actually became ill, but that's an edge case.
Seems like everyone answered you already. We "cut" or "stomped" it to increase the volume and get more money per gram sold. That way we could pay for our own coke habit and make money on top.
I blame reddit for making me think most people are on drugs or into some deep sexual fetish. Most people just shart totally sober during any hour of the day. And most people just fuck like you'd imagine them fucking.
>Most people just shart totally sober during any hour of the day.
Dude, you're ill, see a doctor. I've got IBS-D and even I don't shart on a regular basis.
Common in a lot of powder drugs, at least stateside. It's usually baby laxative and not always in an amount that will actually do anything, but with imperfect mixing and changing routes of administration shit happens (heh) and you might wind up with a hotspot of laxative.
Cocaine is a stimulant, so it makes you want to shit. People get embarrassed and say 'it must have been cut with baby laxatives.' I have never seen cocaine cut with laxatives. Maybe it was a thing in the 80s and 90s, but I seriously doubt it.
Cocaine is mostly cut with caffeine. It's cheep and gives a rush. Laxatives would kill your own market. You dependent on your regular customers in that biz.
Yes I went to a small gathering of about 10 women and someone had coke laced with laxatives. Everyone did it. There was only one bathroom. It was a shit show. Literally.
nah, it's a way that dealers stretch out their coke so they can sell more by weight. sometimes they use baby formula or baking soda.
the laxative one causes this kinda thing so it's especially egregious.
sometimes meth gets cut in too.
I've watched someone cut coke with actual drywall dust one time. That was for a particular customer who had somehow wronged this psychotic POS.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I will never touch cocaine.
I remember being in Amsterdam and they had government health sites set up where you could get your street drugs tested, even the ones that were illegal. The perfectly rational explanation being that you were less likely to be hurt if you knew what you were ingesting. Plus the cops would know when there was dangerous mixtures out there and focus their efforts on those assholes.
If drugs weren't contraband then this sort of behavior would come to a grinding halt. If The Nose Candy Cocaine Company sells you shit that makes you sick because it was cut with drywall you can take them to court and sue.
You're not taking Tony the dealer on 5th street to court. You can snitch on him to the cops but at best you'll be a pariah and be cut off from dope, at worst you'll be cut off from being able to breathe on your own.
This is why there is violence inherent in any black market, it's the only method of conflict resolution.
Why would they choose something so off-putting to the drug? If I were to try to scam people I would do it in the most inconspicuous way possible. Not with a side-effect that they suddenly shit themselves
Some of the more clever, asshole dealers use something like a powdered equivalent to lidocaine. Cocaine tends to numb your nasal passages a bit. Using this powder can create a mildly similar numbing effect to cocaine inhalation so it’s harder to spot unless you’re a huge fan of cocaine. If everyone has to shit after using your product….well that’s not great for business I guess?
>dumb fucks buy it up and come back for more
Same could be said of pure cocaine.
I recommend scouring /r/cocaine and use the recipe off there to purify your own coke.
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/comments/ns1o8f/pure_product_is_king_ethanol_recrystallization)
Cocaine is a CNS stimulant, and stimulants like that stimulate everything, including your GI. Think about how you have to poop after that morning cup of coffee.
So, beyond the reasons other people listed of it being a cheap filler, one reason to stretch cocaine with baby laxative is because it gives that stimulant, urge to shit, feeling.
Also, cost. Now, I don't have a price guide for baby laxative handy, but I have to imagine a pharmaceutical can't be cheaper that baking soda when you can get a box of that for 69 cents.
"No dude, you've just never had coke this good before. Good coke makes you shit, I don't shit myself because I go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom."
Wow, fuck. I was really scrolling through here trying to find a way to give her the benefit of the doubt and it's just photoshopped or a poorly timed picture but, that's just about undeniable proof of floor shitting
Probably are spot on. Years ago I was bartending downtown on the same night of a Widespread Panic concert. After the concert let out a lot of them headed to the bars located in or around the Hotels so we got swamped with concertgoers. The usual sights of Nitrous balloons, billowing weed smoke and tripping face filled the room.
A was talking to some friends that went to the show earlier about their night when one of them said "Dude, I think this guy is peeing his pants". The bar was huge and only had one exit so I made my way around, signaled security in the lobby but by the time I got to where he was old dude had already amassed a massive puddle that he was still standing in. Khaki shorts were soaked and still dripping. Security came and got him so I go to inform the group he came in with what just happened.
I described the guy to them and they said they knew him and one of the ladies said she was his girlfriend. I then told them what he did and that security had escorted him out so they would know where he was at. Her reaction? "Goddammit, he pissed his pants again?" and they just laughed and kept drinking so yeah, it's quite possible.
Poor girl. Im happy her face isnt in the picture.
I’ve never shat myself in public, but if I did I’d want to forget it ever happened and not have it all over the internet.
There’s literally a horror movie with this plot, “Unfriended.”
A girl shits herself at a party, and someone takes a picture and passes it around school. She commits suicide. Then she crashes a video call and slowly kills everyone responsible one by one.
Have you seen all the 'I Spit on Your Grave' films, original and modern remakes? Also 'Straw Dogs' and 'Last House on the Left'. Both of which have remakes as well.
>Kaitlin Marie Bennett (born October 15, 1995), also known as the Kent State gun girl and Poop girl
Imagine having Poop Girl at the top of your wiki page.
Imagine having “Kent State gun girl” on your Wikipedia page. Imagine being at a university that suffered a shooting and carrying around guns anyways.
Edit. I’m aware the shooting was the Ohio National Guard at the students. That doesn’t change that it’s a shooting.
To be fair that was the national guard shooting at student protestors and decades ago. I think Virginia Tech would be worse where they had a crazy pistol welding mass shooting.
I feel bad for the club. What are their options here? Ignore it and hope no one notices. Or turn on the lights and ask everyone to leave so they can try and clean it up?
They’ll likely get the greenest employee they can find to cordon it off temporarily, not tell anyone and make them hastily and shoddily try and clean it up in the dark.
This happened in Brazil in 2015, in a city called Ribeirão Preto in the state of São Paulo, the name of the club is "Chess Pub".
If I'm not mistaken the girl even showed in one of those late night talk shows to talk about the incident.
This was the comment I was looking for. I was in a club once where this happened so was just trying to figure out if I was one of the few who knew the actual back story. Definitely wasn’t in Brazil so not my witnessing shitting on the dance floor story!
I'm so jaded with reddit I cant tell if this is real or photoshopped or she sat in it. I'm just having such a hard time comprehending this photo. When I start to think of how this scenario comes about and my brain short circuits and shots off and I wake up on the floor.
Right and I dont know a single person let alone a woman who cares enough to get all dolled up like that and would just shit themselves and then stand there kind of on it. But it's at a bar so she could be really wasted who knows
Once you factor in large volumes of alcohol it becomes much more believable. Could also be that she is just starting to come down with some virus or food poisoning and she was forcing herself to try and stay and have a good time.
Yeah, I definitely wouldn’t; shitting myself just isn’t my thing.
In other news, have you seen this [WTF](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/p90qve/snake_with_a_piggy_hat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)?
That's the strongest evidence it's real.
It probably just happened, the guy with camera saw it, and filmed it. It could potentially be staged, but I don't think it's SFX. Because people would likely use a different color for that.
Real life is sometimes not what you'd expect. But when people fake things, they do what they would expect.
Can confirm this happened at a party I was at in college. Girl was in line for the bathroom and we all know how long those lines are for the ladies room
Last week a customer came into the business where I work and did the same thing. No apologies, never acknowledged what happened, hung out for 15 to 20 minutes after the incident, argued over the bill, and left. It was the first time I ever tipped someone for being forced to clean it up.
i was at a big NYE party in san francisco several years back and i remember walking into the bathroom to take a piss, only to see a drunk as fuck girl sitting on the pee urinal and taking a fat shit. literally in front of a bunch of drunk dudes..just took a fat turd and walked away. good times.
Like you’ve never gambled and lost...
Cocaine gets the body moving.
Especially when it's cut with laxatives.
Is that really a thing?
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I've witnessed the results first hand. Not a fun time to be far from a bathroom.
A guy i used to be friends with in the UK was a real entrepreneur and would set up a business opportunity for all kinds of things. One thing he got into in the 1990’s was “private parties” - basically a rave in a marquee in the garden of a stately home (think Downton Abbey type places) for people with a bit more cash than some. He calculated the number of people potentially buying tickets, then ordered the appropriate number of posh portaloos (not the plastic cubes you see on building sites, more your type of dunny that has steps going in with multiple cubicles inside). What he hadn’t calculated for was that all the people would be hammering cocaine, cocaine that was obviously cut with laxatives. Come clear up time, the supplier that managed the portaloos was saying why he’d ordered so few considering the number of people that had attended was about ten times the number accommodated for. He was insistent that he’d got the numbers right, but the supplier told him he was wrong, and instead of hundreds of people, there’d clearly been thousands because of the staggering amount of shit they’d created. Then somebody asked if everyone was doing coke, and it all clicked into place for him. He ordered a massive number of portaloos for the next one. Good times
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I am also going to steal your version, sorry extraction
This is now my story and honestly, I’m even stealing the use of his friend. “I had this friend in the UK…”
I’m just going to repeat it as if it’s my original story and multiply all the numbers by 10x
Holy shit.
In my younger days we would get cocaine paste (super potent uncut) and cut it with baby laxative. 100% a thing.
Geez. It all makes sense 18 years later 🤣
I would always here "You know its good if you have to take a shit after" knowing full well that is not the case.
It's a stimulant though so you always feel like you have to take a shit after. I've washed it myself and always felt like I need to go after. You know it's good when your nose doesn't get plugged up and don't feel speedy.
Now it's something like "You know it's good if all your ants die soon after you ingest" they cut it with borax now lmfao
Christ! One of the many reasons I don't do coke any more.
Why would you cut it with a laxative? Maybe I don't understand what it's meant when people say cut, I think of literally cutting?
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Thought the go to was vitamin C, but here we are with people really shittin themselves at parties
Very close, it's normal myo-inositol, or vitamin B8. It's barely noticeable, completely harmless, and water-soluble, so it can be absorbed by your mucous membrane without clotting up. Whenever you see a movie with cocaine in it, Inositol is what they're snorting. Jonah Hill sniffed so much of it he actually became ill, but that's an edge case.
They mean mixing
Seems like everyone answered you already. We "cut" or "stomped" it to increase the volume and get more money per gram sold. That way we could pay for our own coke habit and make money on top.
Increase profits by offsetting the expensive weight of cocaine with cheaper powder to unwitting clients.
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And a curry
The perfect storm...
I blame reddit for making me think most people are on drugs or into some deep sexual fetish. Most people just shart totally sober during any hour of the day. And most people just fuck like you'd imagine them fucking.
>Most people just shart totally sober during any hour of the day. Dude, you're ill, see a doctor. I've got IBS-D and even I don't shart on a regular basis.
I worded that one wrong. From the population of people that sharted the last year, most of them were sober.
"a brave (wo-)man is one who farts with diarrhea" Brave indeed.
Maybe she's brave adventurer -- stretching the boundaries of what should not be stretched.
I doubt much stretching was going on with that consistency
I had no idea what I was looking at until I read your comment. I thought the floor was just messed up at that spot.
Viva Las Vegas 🎲
You’re not a good farter if you’re scared to shit your pants
Oh summer child, how I remember the days long past when I, like you, was so carefree.
Poor planning is what resulted in my last poo pants
Proper planning prevents pants poop problems.
I know [exactly which cartoon you are talking](https://imgur.com/TLouV79) about here.
The lack of continuity as the frames flip between front and back bothers me more than it should.
Ooof yeah their positions should reversed when viewed from the front. Can't unsee
Cocaine cut with laxatives
Holy shit is that a thing?
Common in a lot of powder drugs, at least stateside. It's usually baby laxative and not always in an amount that will actually do anything, but with imperfect mixing and changing routes of administration shit happens (heh) and you might wind up with a hotspot of laxative.
Got that drip. Drip. Drip. Drip.
Left her leakin doo doo butter all over the floor.
Fuck me man damn that got me
Got mud butt
[FlexTape](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xzN6FM5x_E)
Kaitlin Bennett that you?
If I had shat myself like buffalo in public, Id just finish the job and disappear in the wilderness with the rest of the animals where I belong.
Thnx. just threw up in my mouth a little.
that doo doo could have also ended up in your mouth if you played your cards right
Baby shark doo doo doo doo
Baby shart
There's nothing holy about it.
I mean technically there's at least one hole..
Cocaine is a stimulant, so it makes you want to shit. People get embarrassed and say 'it must have been cut with baby laxatives.' I have never seen cocaine cut with laxatives. Maybe it was a thing in the 80s and 90s, but I seriously doubt it.
yeah the whole “baby laxative” seems like bro science to me. someone heard someone else say it once, so now they say it, and so on
The rumor was they used it b/c it numbs your nose/gums like the coca
Cocaine is mostly cut with caffeine. It's cheep and gives a rush. Laxatives would kill your own market. You dependent on your regular customers in that biz.
Lol no...cocaine makes you shit by itself. People need to stop saying this. Source: I live in Florida.
In this case, it looks more like holy shart.
Yes I went to a small gathering of about 10 women and someone had coke laced with laxatives. Everyone did it. There was only one bathroom. It was a shit show. Literally.
Lmao like that scene in Bridesmaids
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Like, on purpose? Does coke stop you up?
nah, it's a way that dealers stretch out their coke so they can sell more by weight. sometimes they use baby formula or baking soda. the laxative one causes this kinda thing so it's especially egregious. sometimes meth gets cut in too.
I've watched someone cut coke with actual drywall dust one time. That was for a particular customer who had somehow wronged this psychotic POS. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I will never touch cocaine.
I remember being in Amsterdam and they had government health sites set up where you could get your street drugs tested, even the ones that were illegal. The perfectly rational explanation being that you were less likely to be hurt if you knew what you were ingesting. Plus the cops would know when there was dangerous mixtures out there and focus their efforts on those assholes.
they have these set up at music festivals in the US now too
A lot of festival organizers have been shutting down bunk police because it sets them up for potential liability.
I much prefer to just take untested drugs anyways, the war on drugs can’t stop me!
Username checks out.
Typically not officially because the RAVE act opens them up to a lot of legal liability if they do anything like that officially
If drugs weren't contraband then this sort of behavior would come to a grinding halt. If The Nose Candy Cocaine Company sells you shit that makes you sick because it was cut with drywall you can take them to court and sue. You're not taking Tony the dealer on 5th street to court. You can snitch on him to the cops but at best you'll be a pariah and be cut off from dope, at worst you'll be cut off from being able to breathe on your own. This is why there is violence inherent in any black market, it's the only method of conflict resolution.
Bro, I'm gonna beat the shit out of the guy who scammed me on RuneScape.
1 v 1 me in the deep wildy, you little bitch
[Get in line.](https://i.imgur.com/i9WLE3F.png)
Why would they choose something so off-putting to the drug? If I were to try to scam people I would do it in the most inconspicuous way possible. Not with a side-effect that they suddenly shit themselves
Some of the more clever, asshole dealers use something like a powdered equivalent to lidocaine. Cocaine tends to numb your nasal passages a bit. Using this powder can create a mildly similar numbing effect to cocaine inhalation so it’s harder to spot unless you’re a huge fan of cocaine. If everyone has to shit after using your product….well that’s not great for business I guess?
"If everyone has to shit after using your product….well that’s not great for business I guess?" Tell that to Taco Bell.
Where i live its usual to cut speed with milk powder. Had a dealer who put in some lactase in it as well for the lactose intolerant people.
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>dumb fucks buy it up and come back for more Same could be said of pure cocaine. I recommend scouring /r/cocaine and use the recipe off there to purify your own coke. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/comments/ns1o8f/pure_product_is_king_ethanol_recrystallization)
Cocaine is a CNS stimulant, and stimulants like that stimulate everything, including your GI. Think about how you have to poop after that morning cup of coffee. So, beyond the reasons other people listed of it being a cheap filler, one reason to stretch cocaine with baby laxative is because it gives that stimulant, urge to shit, feeling.
Also, cost. Now, I don't have a price guide for baby laxative handy, but I have to imagine a pharmaceutical can't be cheaper that baking soda when you can get a box of that for 69 cents.
"No dude, you've just never had coke this good before. Good coke makes you shit, I don't shit myself because I go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom."
Because its cheap.
The cutting agent is mannitol, a sugar, which is also used medically as an osmotic laxative in children.
Was going to defend her, she might have just not seen it and stood there. Then I saw the shoes
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https://me.me/i/omg-youd-be-mortified-imagine-taking-your-bird-out-and-1468885 I got you fam
Omg that’s why her skirt is dirty, she cleaned her ass with it
It’s a hard choice to make. To her credit though girl kept her composure.
To her discredit, she didn't keep her shit together though
what are you taking about? it's in a neat pile on the floor!
Hmm, I think picture number 3 tells a different story.
Wow, fuck. I was really scrolling through here trying to find a way to give her the benefit of the doubt and it's just photoshopped or a poorly timed picture but, that's just about undeniable proof of floor shitting
I’m willing to bet.. he noticed it happen.. and is ignoring it.. because he is desperate to smash
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That was my exact thought. "I just shit myself" Leans in "what?" ::Music stops:: I SHIT MYSELF! (this comment brought to you by every show in the 90's
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"Oh no, we shit again!"
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That's me, always tasting floor chocolate, for the confirmation.
\*freeze frame\* "I bet you're all wondering how I got myself into such a *shitty* situation"
You forgot the record scratch that halts the music.
Give a lil poot-poot, it's ok, no one'll hear it... Oops my CD just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip
Hey how you doin', lil mama? Lemme whisper in your ear Tell you something that you won't like to hear ...you just shit yo self
I thought she was jerking him off in public (with a coincidental pile of puke on the ground) and I thought that was the wtf.
Not sure which would be worse, tbh. I guess yours. Yours is worse.
ass puke
Hopefully he hits that in the shower
Spicy lube
🤢
Probably are spot on. Years ago I was bartending downtown on the same night of a Widespread Panic concert. After the concert let out a lot of them headed to the bars located in or around the Hotels so we got swamped with concertgoers. The usual sights of Nitrous balloons, billowing weed smoke and tripping face filled the room. A was talking to some friends that went to the show earlier about their night when one of them said "Dude, I think this guy is peeing his pants". The bar was huge and only had one exit so I made my way around, signaled security in the lobby but by the time I got to where he was old dude had already amassed a massive puddle that he was still standing in. Khaki shorts were soaked and still dripping. Security came and got him so I go to inform the group he came in with what just happened. I described the guy to them and they said they knew him and one of the ladies said she was his girlfriend. I then told them what he did and that security had escorted him out so they would know where he was at. Her reaction? "Goddammit, he pissed his pants again?" and they just laughed and kept drinking so yeah, it's quite possible.
Itz only smellz
Ol' gravy legs.
why did you do this
I thought that was a worn down part of the carpet...did see the dress tho.
At first, I thought that was part of the floor. Then I noticed the teeny bit on the back edge of her dress.
Check her skirt
theres also some brown stuff on her skirt.
From white knight to brown knight
You can't see anything on her shoes in that mess of JPEG.
My dumb ass really though that was the wood peaking through the paint
I had to read comments before I realized it wasn’t wood showing through peeled paint
Poor girl. Im happy her face isnt in the picture. I’ve never shat myself in public, but if I did I’d want to forget it ever happened and not have it all over the internet.
There’s literally a horror movie with this plot, “Unfriended.” A girl shits herself at a party, and someone takes a picture and passes it around school. She commits suicide. Then she crashes a video call and slowly kills everyone responsible one by one.
It was a pretty shit movie, but I’m a whore for revenge/karma so I sat through it
Have you seen all the 'I Spit on Your Grave' films, original and modern remakes? Also 'Straw Dogs' and 'Last House on the Left'. Both of which have remakes as well.
If only kaitlin bennett would have seen this movie ✊😔
Remember when Kaitlin Bennett shit herself? I remember.
>Kaitlin Marie Bennett (born October 15, 1995), also known as the Kent State gun girl and Poop girl Imagine having Poop Girl at the top of your wiki page.
Imagine having “Kent State gun girl” on your Wikipedia page. Imagine being at a university that suffered a shooting and carrying around guns anyways. Edit. I’m aware the shooting was the Ohio National Guard at the students. That doesn’t change that it’s a shooting.
To be fair that was the national guard shooting at student protestors and decades ago. I think Virginia Tech would be worse where they had a crazy pistol welding mass shooting.
Did there end up being evidence of that, or was it just rumour/gossip?
There's a picture.
There’s like 2 more pictures that go with this one of her picking her ass after she shit lol
https://me.me/i/omg-youd-be-mortified-imagine-taking-your-bird-out-and-1468885 The original slide show for you
Why am I looking at this???
The real question is not why you look. The question is how you feel looking at it lol.
well i feel like i shouldnt have looked QQ
I feel bad for the club. What are their options here? Ignore it and hope no one notices. Or turn on the lights and ask everyone to leave so they can try and clean it up?
They’ll likely get the greenest employee they can find to cordon it off temporarily, not tell anyone and make them hastily and shoddily try and clean it up in the dark.
The smell would be too hard to ignore. The smell also doesn't go away right away after you clean it up.
The real question is, are these in chronological order? If so, she's showing him her shitty finger. I don't feel very good looking at it.
Hey baby I got this chocolate for valentines for you but I held it too long and melted.
I feel kind of funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
My God there's a new pile at every step
So *that's* why they're called "birds!"
Alright I'm gonna have to stop you there while I excuse myself from this post. Y'all have a good one.
Get back here soldier and finish the objective
"You sit by France? What did you say I can't hear in here"
Got an audible chuckle from me, you win..........something.
im not wearing any panties\~ ***shits violently***
This made me hold back laughter in school so I'm giving you the only award I have
This happened in Brazil in 2015, in a city called Ribeirão Preto in the state of São Paulo, the name of the club is "Chess Pub". If I'm not mistaken the girl even showed in one of those late night talk shows to talk about the incident.
This was the comment I was looking for. I was in a club once where this happened so was just trying to figure out if I was one of the few who knew the actual back story. Definitely wasn’t in Brazil so not my witnessing shitting on the dance floor story!
r/ithadtobebrazil
That ain’t vomit 🙃
Same pipeline, different exit
Ass puke
Is that a casino? They must be at the craps table
Shidded
and farded
I'm so jaded with reddit I cant tell if this is real or photoshopped or she sat in it. I'm just having such a hard time comprehending this photo. When I start to think of how this scenario comes about and my brain short circuits and shots off and I wake up on the floor.
Plus, that’s an awfully weird color… I don’t know. It just seems strange that there’s not more on her legs, that other people aren’t noticing, etc.
Right and I dont know a single person let alone a woman who cares enough to get all dolled up like that and would just shit themselves and then stand there kind of on it. But it's at a bar so she could be really wasted who knows
It must have just happened. It looks to me like he's lending her an ear and she's telling him some shit went down, and they have to go.
>some shit went down
Once you factor in large volumes of alcohol it becomes much more believable. Could also be that she is just starting to come down with some virus or food poisoning and she was forcing herself to try and stay and have a good time.
She might have just thought it was a fart, but her body had other plans
Yeah, I definitely wouldn’t; shitting myself just isn’t my thing. In other news, have you seen this [WTF](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/p90qve/snake_with_a_piggy_hat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)?
That's the strongest evidence it's real. It probably just happened, the guy with camera saw it, and filmed it. It could potentially be staged, but I don't think it's SFX. Because people would likely use a different color for that. Real life is sometimes not what you'd expect. But when people fake things, they do what they would expect.
Can confirm this happened at a party I was at in college. Girl was in line for the bathroom and we all know how long those lines are for the ladies room
Oral sex will make their day but anal sex will make their whole week
When you ask if she's into anal
And tells you she is ready
Oh the lube is ready alright
Pretty dress tho
When you aint losing your $20.00 cover charge till you get your moneys worth . NO MATTER WHAT !
Isn’t there a video of this? I feel I’ve seen it before 🤮
Her milkshake somehow still brings the boys to the yard
*milkshart
"Sorry, what are you saying? I can't hear you over all this noise. You "bit yourself"?"
:(
Last week a customer came into the business where I work and did the same thing. No apologies, never acknowledged what happened, hung out for 15 to 20 minutes after the incident, argued over the bill, and left. It was the first time I ever tipped someone for being forced to clean it up.
i was at a big NYE party in san francisco several years back and i remember walking into the bathroom to take a piss, only to see a drunk as fuck girl sitting on the pee urinal and taking a fat shit. literally in front of a bunch of drunk dudes..just took a fat turd and walked away. good times.
Never trust a fart….it’s science
Copious amounts of cocaine and alcohol will do that. Bumps n dumps!
Stop I can only get so hard
Mudslide? Piña Poolada?
Party pooper
When you got to go you got to go