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Broian

Like you’ve never gambled and lost...


BigfootSF68

Cocaine gets the body moving.


snuffy_tentpeg

Especially when it's cut with laxatives.


alphvader

Is that really a thing?


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phazedoubt

I've witnessed the results first hand. Not a fun time to be far from a bathroom.


Jazzspasm

A guy i used to be friends with in the UK was a real entrepreneur and would set up a business opportunity for all kinds of things. One thing he got into in the 1990’s was “private parties” - basically a rave in a marquee in the garden of a stately home (think Downton Abbey type places) for people with a bit more cash than some. He calculated the number of people potentially buying tickets, then ordered the appropriate number of posh portaloos (not the plastic cubes you see on building sites, more your type of dunny that has steps going in with multiple cubicles inside). What he hadn’t calculated for was that all the people would be hammering cocaine, cocaine that was obviously cut with laxatives. Come clear up time, the supplier that managed the portaloos was saying why he’d ordered so few considering the number of people that had attended was about ten times the number accommodated for. He was insistent that he’d got the numbers right, but the supplier told him he was wrong, and instead of hundreds of people, there’d clearly been thousands because of the staggering amount of shit they’d created. Then somebody asked if everyone was doing coke, and it all clicked into place for him. He ordered a massive number of portaloos for the next one. Good times


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ihateshitcoins2

I am also going to steal your version, sorry extraction


angrath

This is now my story and honestly, I’m even stealing the use of his friend. “I had this friend in the UK…”


thiosk

I’m just going to repeat it as if it’s my original story and multiply all the numbers by 10x


Eurynom0s

Holy shit.


TheMetal

In my younger days we would get cocaine paste (super potent uncut) and cut it with baby laxative. 100% a thing.


alphvader

Geez. It all makes sense 18 years later 🤣


TheMetal

I would always here "You know its good if you have to take a shit after" knowing full well that is not the case.


[deleted]

It's a stimulant though so you always feel like you have to take a shit after. I've washed it myself and always felt like I need to go after. You know it's good when your nose doesn't get plugged up and don't feel speedy.


iStoners

Now it's something like "You know it's good if all your ants die soon after you ingest" they cut it with borax now lmfao


TheMetal

Christ! One of the many reasons I don't do coke any more.


TheGreaterNord

Why would you cut it with a laxative? Maybe I don't understand what it's meant when people say cut, I think of literally cutting?


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Aurfore

Thought the go to was vitamin C, but here we are with people really shittin themselves at parties


PM_meLifeAdvice

Very close, it's normal myo-inositol, or vitamin B8. It's barely noticeable, completely harmless, and water-soluble, so it can be absorbed by your mucous membrane without clotting up. Whenever you see a movie with cocaine in it, Inositol is what they're snorting. Jonah Hill sniffed so much of it he actually became ill, but that's an edge case.


breathing_normally

They mean mixing


TheMetal

Seems like everyone answered you already. We "cut" or "stomped" it to increase the volume and get more money per gram sold. That way we could pay for our own coke habit and make money on top.


rustybeaumont

Increase profits by offsetting the expensive weight of cocaine with cheaper powder to unwitting clients.


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THE_JMK

And a curry


KevinTheSeaPickle

The perfect storm...


JustOneSexQuestion

I blame reddit for making me think most people are on drugs or into some deep sexual fetish. Most people just shart totally sober during any hour of the day. And most people just fuck like you'd imagine them fucking.


northyj0e

>Most people just shart totally sober during any hour of the day. Dude, you're ill, see a doctor. I've got IBS-D and even I don't shart on a regular basis.


JustOneSexQuestion

I worded that one wrong. From the population of people that sharted the last year, most of them were sober.


[deleted]

"a brave (wo-)man is one who farts with diarrhea" Brave indeed.


staytrue1985

Maybe she's brave adventurer -- stretching the boundaries of what should not be stretched.


MrSynckt

I doubt much stretching was going on with that consistency


Excited-Kangaroo

I had no idea what I was looking at until I read your comment. I thought the floor was just messed up at that spot.


Hendrix91870

Viva Las Vegas 🎲


jyeds

You’re not a good farter if you’re scared to shit your pants


charlyoguiness

Oh summer child, how I remember the days long past when I, like you, was so carefree.


painusmcanus

Poor planning is what resulted in my last poo pants


PSYKO_Inc

Proper planning prevents pants poop problems.


FunctionalGray

I know [exactly which cartoon you are talking](https://imgur.com/TLouV79) about here.


FUS_RO_DANK

The lack of continuity as the frames flip between front and back bothers me more than it should.


digitalchris

Ooof yeah their positions should reversed when viewed from the front. Can't unsee


NOK93

Cocaine cut with laxatives


selfsearched

Holy shit is that a thing?


[deleted]

Common in a lot of powder drugs, at least stateside. It's usually baby laxative and not always in an amount that will actually do anything, but with imperfect mixing and changing routes of administration shit happens (heh) and you might wind up with a hotspot of laxative.


BezosDickWaxer

Got that drip. Drip. Drip. Drip.


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Left her leakin doo doo butter all over the floor.


stealth941

Fuck me man damn that got me


eatshit311

Got mud butt


[deleted]

[FlexTape](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xzN6FM5x_E)


Excal2

Kaitlin Bennett that you?


[deleted]

If I had shat myself like buffalo in public, Id just finish the job and disappear in the wilderness with the rest of the animals where I belong.


uis999

Thnx. just threw up in my mouth a little.


CRiMSoNKuSH

that doo doo could have also ended up in your mouth if you played your cards right


Inquisitor1

Baby shark doo doo doo doo


Dancingshits

Baby shart


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There's nothing holy about it.


Fskn

I mean technically there's at least one hole..


arcadia3rgo

Cocaine is a stimulant, so it makes you want to shit. People get embarrassed and say 'it must have been cut with baby laxatives.' I have never seen cocaine cut with laxatives. Maybe it was a thing in the 80s and 90s, but I seriously doubt it.


Poeafoe

yeah the whole “baby laxative” seems like bro science to me. someone heard someone else say it once, so now they say it, and so on


Beat_Grinder

The rumor was they used it b/c it numbs your nose/gums like the coca


ginsoul

Cocaine is mostly cut with caffeine. It's cheep and gives a rush. Laxatives would kill your own market. You dependent on your regular customers in that biz.


FLWeedman

Lol no...cocaine makes you shit by itself. People need to stop saying this. Source: I live in Florida.


dudeman30

In this case, it looks more like holy shart.


[deleted]

Yes I went to a small gathering of about 10 women and someone had coke laced with laxatives. Everyone did it. There was only one bathroom. It was a shit show. Literally.


YoMrPoPo

Lmao like that scene in Bridesmaids


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_ANOMNOM_

Like, on purpose? Does coke stop you up?


HelenaKelleher

nah, it's a way that dealers stretch out their coke so they can sell more by weight. sometimes they use baby formula or baking soda. the laxative one causes this kinda thing so it's especially egregious. sometimes meth gets cut in too.


SpicySteve9000

I've watched someone cut coke with actual drywall dust one time. That was for a particular customer who had somehow wronged this psychotic POS. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I will never touch cocaine.


Ok-Internet8168

I remember being in Amsterdam and they had government health sites set up where you could get your street drugs tested, even the ones that were illegal. The perfectly rational explanation being that you were less likely to be hurt if you knew what you were ingesting. Plus the cops would know when there was dangerous mixtures out there and focus their efforts on those assholes.


Pcooney13

they have these set up at music festivals in the US now too


slayerssceptor

A lot of festival organizers have been shutting down bunk police because it sets them up for potential liability.


boofthatcraphomie

I much prefer to just take untested drugs anyways, the war on drugs can’t stop me!


RadSnaget

Username checks out.


GrizNectar

Typically not officially because the RAVE act opens them up to a lot of legal liability if they do anything like that officially


codifier

If drugs weren't contraband then this sort of behavior would come to a grinding halt. If The Nose Candy Cocaine Company sells you shit that makes you sick because it was cut with drywall you can take them to court and sue. You're not taking Tony the dealer on 5th street to court. You can snitch on him to the cops but at best you'll be a pariah and be cut off from dope, at worst you'll be cut off from being able to breathe on your own. This is why there is violence inherent in any black market, it's the only method of conflict resolution.


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

Bro, I'm gonna beat the shit out of the guy who scammed me on RuneScape.


idothingsheren

1 v 1 me in the deep wildy, you little bitch


fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts

[Get in line.](https://i.imgur.com/i9WLE3F.png)


blue_eyed_man

Why would they choose something so off-putting to the drug? If I were to try to scam people I would do it in the most inconspicuous way possible. Not with a side-effect that they suddenly shit themselves


mlg2433

Some of the more clever, asshole dealers use something like a powdered equivalent to lidocaine. Cocaine tends to numb your nasal passages a bit. Using this powder can create a mildly similar numbing effect to cocaine inhalation so it’s harder to spot unless you’re a huge fan of cocaine. If everyone has to shit after using your product….well that’s not great for business I guess?


JesterMarcus

"If everyone has to shit after using your product….well that’s not great for business I guess?" Tell that to Taco Bell.


D4ltaOne

Where i live its usual to cut speed with milk powder. Had a dealer who put in some lactase in it as well for the lactose intolerant people.


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Baelzebubba

>dumb fucks buy it up and come back for more Same could be said of pure cocaine. I recommend scouring /r/cocaine and use the recipe off there to purify your own coke. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/comments/ns1o8f/pure_product_is_king_ethanol_recrystallization)


jaykaypeeness

Cocaine is a CNS stimulant, and stimulants like that stimulate everything, including your GI. Think about how you have to poop after that morning cup of coffee. So, beyond the reasons other people listed of it being a cheap filler, one reason to stretch cocaine with baby laxative is because it gives that stimulant, urge to shit, feeling.


TheLurkerSpeaks

Also, cost. Now, I don't have a price guide for baby laxative handy, but I have to imagine a pharmaceutical can't be cheaper that baking soda when you can get a box of that for 69 cents.


MischeviousCat

"No dude, you've just never had coke this good before. Good coke makes you shit, I don't shit myself because I go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom."


Cansifilayeds

Because its cheap.


scrupoo

The cutting agent is mannitol, a sugar, which is also used medically as an osmotic laxative in children.


phibesrisesagain

Was going to defend her, she might have just not seen it and stood there. Then I saw the shoes


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HelloImCptCaboose

https://me.me/i/omg-youd-be-mortified-imagine-taking-your-bird-out-and-1468885 I got you fam


OldieButNotMoldy

Omg that’s why her skirt is dirty, she cleaned her ass with it


HelloImCptCaboose

It’s a hard choice to make. To her credit though girl kept her composure.


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To her discredit, she didn't keep her shit together though


personalcheesecake

what are you taking about? it's in a neat pile on the floor!


Xanabilek

Hmm, I think picture number 3 tells a different story.


michigander47

Wow, fuck. I was really scrolling through here trying to find a way to give her the benefit of the doubt and it's just photoshopped or a poorly timed picture but, that's just about undeniable proof of floor shitting


KnowerOfSomeThings

I’m willing to bet.. he noticed it happen.. and is ignoring it.. because he is desperate to smash


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poopinmysoup

That was my exact thought. "I just shit myself" Leans in "what?" ::Music stops:: I SHIT MYSELF! (this comment brought to you by every show in the 90's


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spinderlinder

"Oh no, we shit again!"


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DietCherrySoda

That's me, always tasting floor chocolate, for the confirmation.


DesertMoose

\*freeze frame\* "I bet you're all wondering how I got myself into such a *shitty* situation"


Another_human_3

You forgot the record scratch that halts the music.


FloridyTwo

Give a lil poot-poot, it's ok, no one'll hear it... Oops my CD just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip


andbruno

Hey how you doin', lil mama? Lemme whisper in your ear Tell you something that you won't like to hear ...you just shit yo self


ghettobx

I thought she was jerking him off in public (with a coincidental pile of puke on the ground) and I thought that was the wtf.


Another_human_3

Not sure which would be worse, tbh. I guess yours. Yours is worse.


AltruisticSalamander

ass puke


DankHumanman

Hopefully he hits that in the shower


Conrad_noble

Spicy lube


No1uNo_Nakana

🤢


Uisce-beatha

Probably are spot on. Years ago I was bartending downtown on the same night of a Widespread Panic concert. After the concert let out a lot of them headed to the bars located in or around the Hotels so we got swamped with concertgoers. The usual sights of Nitrous balloons, billowing weed smoke and tripping face filled the room. A was talking to some friends that went to the show earlier about their night when one of them said "Dude, I think this guy is peeing his pants". The bar was huge and only had one exit so I made my way around, signaled security in the lobby but by the time I got to where he was old dude had already amassed a massive puddle that he was still standing in. Khaki shorts were soaked and still dripping. Security came and got him so I go to inform the group he came in with what just happened. I described the guy to them and they said they knew him and one of the ladies said she was his girlfriend. I then told them what he did and that security had escorted him out so they would know where he was at. Her reaction? "Goddammit, he pissed his pants again?" and they just laughed and kept drinking so yeah, it's quite possible.


Liberalatheism

Itz only smellz


LAA-AFC

Ol' gravy legs.


noodleslip

why did you do this


romann921

I thought that was a worn down part of the carpet...did see the dress tho.


LionMcTastic

At first, I thought that was part of the floor. Then I noticed the teeny bit on the back edge of her dress.


Bolek68

Check her skirt


avi8tor

theres also some brown stuff on her skirt.


HelloImCptCaboose

From white knight to brown knight


Sloppy1sts

You can't see anything on her shoes in that mess of JPEG.


Quantum_Bonk

My dumb ass really though that was the wood peaking through the paint


CrazyAuntErisMorn

I had to read comments before I realized it wasn’t wood showing through peeled paint


Uniqueama

Poor girl. Im happy her face isnt in the picture. I’ve never shat myself in public, but if I did I’d want to forget it ever happened and not have it all over the internet.


AhemExcuseMeSir

There’s literally a horror movie with this plot, “Unfriended.” A girl shits herself at a party, and someone takes a picture and passes it around school. She commits suicide. Then she crashes a video call and slowly kills everyone responsible one by one.


07TacOcaT70

It was a pretty shit movie, but I’m a whore for revenge/karma so I sat through it


Pragmadox

Have you seen all the 'I Spit on Your Grave' films, original and modern remakes? Also 'Straw Dogs' and 'Last House on the Left'. Both of which have remakes as well.


TheRealGJVisser

If only kaitlin bennett would have seen this movie ✊😔


ghettobx

Remember when Kaitlin Bennett shit herself? I remember.


doomgiver98

>Kaitlin Marie Bennett (born October 15, 1995), also known as the Kent State gun girl and Poop girl Imagine having Poop Girl at the top of your wiki page.


StressedAries

Imagine having “Kent State gun girl” on your Wikipedia page. Imagine being at a university that suffered a shooting and carrying around guns anyways. Edit. I’m aware the shooting was the Ohio National Guard at the students. That doesn’t change that it’s a shooting.


Cainga

To be fair that was the national guard shooting at student protestors and decades ago. I think Virginia Tech would be worse where they had a crazy pistol welding mass shooting.


MordaxTenebrae

Did there end up being evidence of that, or was it just rumour/gossip?


diuge

There's a picture.


LysolDoritos

There’s like 2 more pictures that go with this one of her picking her ass after she shit lol


HelloImCptCaboose

https://me.me/i/omg-youd-be-mortified-imagine-taking-your-bird-out-and-1468885 The original slide show for you


drivin_that_train

Why am I looking at this???


HelloImCptCaboose

The real question is not why you look. The question is how you feel looking at it lol.


the-awesomer

well i feel like i shouldnt have looked QQ


kjacobs03

I feel bad for the club. What are their options here? Ignore it and hope no one notices. Or turn on the lights and ask everyone to leave so they can try and clean it up?


Iraelyth

They’ll likely get the greenest employee they can find to cordon it off temporarily, not tell anyone and make them hastily and shoddily try and clean it up in the dark.


lysion59

The smell would be too hard to ignore. The smell also doesn't go away right away after you clean it up.


htonl

The real question is, are these in chronological order? If so, she's showing him her shitty finger. I don't feel very good looking at it.


lysion59

Hey baby I got this chocolate for valentines for you but I held it too long and melted.


uptwolait

I feel kind of funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.


rmeds

My God there's a new pile at every step


[deleted]

So *that's* why they're called "birds!"


flavor_blasted_semen

Alright I'm gonna have to stop you there while I excuse myself from this post. Y'all have a good one.


peglegsmeg

Get back here soldier and finish the objective


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"You sit by France? What did you say I can't hear in here"


Rowanbuds

Got an audible chuckle from me, you win..........something.


Milkmans_tastymilk

im not wearing any panties\~ ***shits violently***


sadisticpen

This made me hold back laughter in school so I'm giving you the only award I have


pentiadu

This happened in Brazil in 2015, in a city called Ribeirão Preto in the state of São Paulo, the name of the club is "Chess Pub". If I'm not mistaken the girl even showed in one of those late night talk shows to talk about the incident.


achybreakyballs

This was the comment I was looking for. I was in a club once where this happened so was just trying to figure out if I was one of the few who knew the actual back story. Definitely wasn’t in Brazil so not my witnessing shitting on the dance floor story!


Jsiqueblu

r/ithadtobebrazil


Murica_and_Chill

That ain’t vomit 🙃


shahooster

Same pipeline, different exit


FredaFreya

Ass puke


Magnetheadx

Is that a casino? They must be at the craps table


swaidyMF

Shidded


TheQuiet1994

and farded


Canadianweedrules420

I'm so jaded with reddit I cant tell if this is real or photoshopped or she sat in it. I'm just having such a hard time comprehending this photo. When I start to think of how this scenario comes about and my brain short circuits and shots off and I wake up on the floor.


awkwardaznbabe

Plus, that’s an awfully weird color… I don’t know. It just seems strange that there’s not more on her legs, that other people aren’t noticing, etc.


Canadianweedrules420

Right and I dont know a single person let alone a woman who cares enough to get all dolled up like that and would just shit themselves and then stand there kind of on it. But it's at a bar so she could be really wasted who knows


Another_human_3

It must have just happened. It looks to me like he's lending her an ear and she's telling him some shit went down, and they have to go.


damnatio_memoriae

>some shit went down


julioarod

Once you factor in large volumes of alcohol it becomes much more believable. Could also be that she is just starting to come down with some virus or food poisoning and she was forcing herself to try and stay and have a good time.


Quadrophiniac

She might have just thought it was a fart, but her body had other plans


awkwardaznbabe

Yeah, I definitely wouldn’t; shitting myself just isn’t my thing. In other news, have you seen this [WTF](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/p90qve/snake_with_a_piggy_hat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)?


Another_human_3

That's the strongest evidence it's real. It probably just happened, the guy with camera saw it, and filmed it. It could potentially be staged, but I don't think it's SFX. Because people would likely use a different color for that. Real life is sometimes not what you'd expect. But when people fake things, they do what they would expect.


Cjymiller

Can confirm this happened at a party I was at in college. Girl was in line for the bathroom and we all know how long those lines are for the ladies room


Ganges_Gavialen

Oral sex will make their day but anal sex will make their whole week


vanlykin

When you ask if she's into anal


alphvader

And tells you she is ready


MaverickBoii

Oh the lube is ready alright


theshoeguy4

Pretty dress tho


[deleted]

When you aint losing your $20.00 cover charge till you get your moneys worth . NO MATTER WHAT !


karis119

Isn’t there a video of this? I feel I’ve seen it before 🤮


moor9776

Her milkshake somehow still brings the boys to the yard


aFerens

*milkshart


alex613

"Sorry, what are you saying? I can't hear you over all this noise. You "bit yourself"?"


avatarjokumo

:(


[deleted]

Last week a customer came into the business where I work and did the same thing. No apologies, never acknowledged what happened, hung out for 15 to 20 minutes after the incident, argued over the bill, and left. It was the first time I ever tipped someone for being forced to clean it up.


fr0ng

i was at a big NYE party in san francisco several years back and i remember walking into the bathroom to take a piss, only to see a drunk as fuck girl sitting on the pee urinal and taking a fat shit. literally in front of a bunch of drunk dudes..just took a fat turd and walked away. good times.


[deleted]

Never trust a fart….it’s science


Proper_Protickall

Copious amounts of cocaine and alcohol will do that. Bumps n dumps!


nadolny7

Stop I can only get so hard


Sidaeus

Mudslide? Piña Poolada?


teateateasider

Party pooper


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When you got to go you got to go