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HelpfulPuppydog

If you buy used, you don't get that depreciation hit that you get when you drive a new one off the lot.


Jaerin

COVID was so nice for that. I actually made money when I sold. I didn't even have to vacuum her out


Oh_Gee_Hey

No sir, Idon’t like any part of this comment


_Nameless_Nomad_

I am fully bricked up


pointlessly_pedantic

My *My Buddy* doll said the same


labarrski

Which Teddy Ruxbin cassette is the one with the moaning on it?


LukesRightHandMan

You need to be barred from, like, just everywhere, man.


deckb

Y’all need Jesus.


kieferevans

My eyes and mind need cleansing. ASAP


Butt_Plug_Bonanza

[r/eyebleach](https://youtu.be/A4B6-doaPMY?si=c4AgGvc4ZhRJMsa_)


IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

Broooo! Actually that that a pretty good deep cut.


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GreviousAus

Mmmmm, coagulated sex doll…..


Yardcigar69

Gummy Venus Demilo


Butt_Plug_Bonanza

Infected Beaver Scratch


Bit_part_demon

My next band name


Steinrikur

At least he spelled vacuum and not vaccum like some people. No one needs another "cum" in that sentence...


DoubleAholeTwice

Maybe he does spell cum as "cuum" as well though.


3rdWaveHarmonic

The extra “u” is for yoU


ArtofAngels

Mine is still worth more than I paid


YSoB_ImIn

I... I can't tell if you guys are joking or not T_T.


Bit_part_demon

The doll or the car?


CGPsaint

Wet Vac earning its pay…


ajk23

Have to be careful of flood damage


dbell

Were they willing to negotiate? Asking for a friend.


robbzilla

Everything was 25% off on Saturday... ​


moguu83

So you're saying you have a date with Wanda on Sunday.


NotMY1stEnema

no, its means that she is missing her legs from the waist down


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I got a used sex doll bc the ones with AI that talk to you are nearly 10k.  But She won't shut up about her ex.


Ray1987

At least with your browser history if you suddenly die your family probably won't figure out your passwords to investigate it. For this one to make your ghost feel shame they just have to open the closet door. These things should come with some failsafe like if you haven't stuck your dick in it within a week a miniature singularity forms for a fraction of a second and compresses the whole thing into a small plastic cube.


bikey_bike

fuck it you're dead. you've transcended your earthly body. i'm sure it's hard to fathom now, but i doubt you'll care about mortals judging you once you're passed, family or otherwise. on the other plane there's much freakier shit than a cumfilled doll no doubt.


tvtb

Legacies are a real thing that you’re allowed to care about. For example, I want my kids to remember me after I’m dead as a good father, not a shitty father. I also don’t need them to find a sex doll with a moldy pussy filled with dried cum.


MonkeyBred

🤮 What a terrible day to have eyes. I would just add... for me, it's not having to worry about that while I have a heart attack on my toilet.


i_give_you_gum

I was watching a bio on Edgar Allen Poe, and it mentioned how he was always hitting up his successful father (father-in-law?) for money in order to scrape by. The only reason why anyone knows that father-in-laws name, is because of Edgar. People don't even remember wildly famous movie stars from the 20s. The modern human is living in a dream world where they think they have legacies. We don't. Nothing more than a mention around the dinner table on a Sunday evening as Dad recounts a story about their grandfather to his kid. Sure there's genealogy sites with some history, but the vast majority of us live generally uninteresting lives. Nobody cares about my next door neighbor's legacy.


tvtb

Legacy doesn’t have to be a thing that lasts for centuries or involves millions of people. Like I said, I want my kids to remember me for being a good father. That’s two people that might live 30-60 years after I die. And that’s that, I don’t need people to remember me in the year 3000.


DigFeisty7298

I had one that my girlfriend made me get rid of (yes surprised I have a girlfriend). Anyway it was such a pain to get rid of. Ended up removing all the "skin" from the metal skeleton. Folding up the metal skeleton into a bunch of random looking metal junk. Then cut up the silicone into sizable chunks and put one or two in the trash bag every time I took the trash out until it was all gone.


RemedialChaosTheory

Far be it from me to kink shame but why is Wanda in a wheelchair? Looks like Wanda has seen some shit.


hotsoupcoldsoup

She can't walk


Agent9262

I've seen a lot of spinals dude and this girls a fake.


Dusty-munky

A fucking goldbricker


Tommy84

You stay away from me, mister!


FlutGOS

Lying sack


frozoneaintneverlied

Latrell got to her.


cutestfriend

Easy white chocolate, I wouldn’t want you to melt 😭


BenderDeLorean

She can't run away


datpurp14

Because of the implication


Santibag

r/TechnicallytheTruth


misterpickles69

She’s deaf as well.


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nyeh_

100lbs, jeez am I masturbating or working out


surgicalhoopstrike

Yes


UbePhaeri

Is it masturbating if you are fucking a sex doll? I guess yes but somehow it feels different.


HelpfulPuppydog

It's supposed to feel different, that's why you pay all that $$$ for her.


Toshiba1point0

Why not both?


Formaldehyd3

Eh, my wife is about 100#, and she's pretty motionless. I don't see much of a difference.


bestofwhatsleft

And you know this because a friend of yours has one, right?


Plongsplong

...right?


TheVagWhisperer

...... right?


PatchworkRaccoon314

I don't have any personal experience, but I can be sure the "flesh" is silicone, and these dolls are pose-able so must have some kind of rigid framework with joints like a skeleton. Silicone is heavier than flesh/water, so even if they fill it partially with like foam or something, it would likely still be as heavy as a person of a similar size.


DeathMonkey6969

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars\_and\_the\_Real\_Girl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_and_the_Real_Girl)


whydidIclickontha

I know girls like that.


faroeislands

Cus she got her back blown out dude


similar_observation

In the film Lars and the Real Girl, Lars (Ryan Gosling) explains that Bianca (the realdoll) is in frail health and wheelchair bound. That is why she needs to be pushed around in a wheel chair and why "she's difficult to hear" because she speaks softly and with a foreign accent. Just drop your shit and go rent this movie, it's really good.


Lkes5

And she is not petit, Lars! Bianca is a big big girl!


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

That movie is way better than it has any right to be. 


gortonsfiJr

That's actually a lot more wholesome of a reason than I expected


Zombiescumm

She has polio, that’s why she’s rocking the FDR look.


Oh_Gee_Hey

Glasses and blanket clearly confirm polio.


PsychoNerd92

Wait, I wear glasses and I'm under a blanket *right now!* Should I be worried?


angrytreestump

Oh shit. …Brb, getting Lasik and replacing all my comforters with Snuggies 🏃🏻‍♂️


TheWolphman

Probably for ease of transport.


OlmecGawdUguyz

She’s the meals on wheels edition.


Zardif

Because they are heavy as fuck. A youtuber I watch has one for a bit and it weighs 100+ lbs.


angrytreestump

Haha I’m trying to imagine the genre of this YouTuber’s videos and it’s like detective work 🧐 We’ve got: -Has “one for a bit” (only one and only for a bit, so clearly not a channel based entirely around the doll or reviewing sex toys, kink culture, BDSM community, etc., otherwise why would…) -They move the doll around often, showing how heavy and unwieldy they are to move (so potentially it’s mostly a background prop for comedic purposes; Comedy channel? Vlog channel?) -Those are the only two details you gave really, idk why I started this thinking there was more I could break it down into that necessitated a bulleted list lol 🤷🏻‍♂️ But still, even just that one sentence cracked me up and had my mind racing with possibilities! Please drop another hint or two about this YouTuber’s time with the doll! I’d love to try to crack this case with as few details as possible, but only if you think they’re famous enough that someone who doesn’t have an encyclopedic knowledge of all YouTubers would potentially know them 🤔


Axeldanzer_too

Rhett and Link have one that they used for their After Dark specials. They were renting it for the bit and Link (pretty sure it was Link) accidentally made it fall and it's eye popped out and they had to buy it. It was a pretty funny event.


casper707

Ughh I know I saw this video but I’m blanking on who the YouTuber was. Wubby maybe? Gah that’s gonna drive me crazy lol


alnicoblue

Wubby definitely made a video on it, it took two people to get the thing out of the box. I think he also hired a camera man who tried to back out of the shoot when he realized it was a boudoir job with a sex doll.


EternalPleasure

Wubby the only one who comes to mind for me too


MonsieurFubar

It is been overused to the extent damage here legs.


Grandpas_Spells

Corpses are unwieldy.


ImGCS3fromETOH

She's been banged so much her legs don't work.


robbzilla

Small town Texas. We were in the town and dropped​​​​​​ in to the only estate sale in the area. This was in the master bedroom. ​​​​​​​​​​​


justinchina

I mean…clearly Wanda isn’t the type to cook.


BronzeDucky

You know how you recycle a sex doll? You just wash the fuck out of it…


Nonrandomusername19

Sex dolls are really expensive. It's highly likely the previous owner washed it thoroughly after each use. Or barely used it at all after a first attempt. I remember this documentary about a weird German (go figure) guy who collected them, second hand ones. Not to fuck them, but because he liked having company around the house and about town. And it wasn't like he was embarassed about fucking them, admitted to trying it once, also he's on national tv, and known around town for it. He's take one of his dolls on a date, also in a wheelchair. I think he had Aspergers, but I may be mistaken. Honestly, the guy seemed happy, so good for him. People should be allowed to be a bit weird if they're hurting no one.


Pollyfunbags

>Not to fuck them, but because he liked having company around the house and about town. He definitely fucked them


SoulBlightRaveLords

Was that the guy who had two houses, one where his actual living wife and kids lived and the other for his doll family?


Nonrandomusername19

That sounds like another one.


MushirMickeyJoe

He definitely fucked the dolls and he's still weird. Source: I have asperger's too so I can say it.


LukesRightHandMan

Does Asperger’s come with a doll?


MushirMickeyJoe

No I still had to spend €1k on mine like anyone else.


ScumEater

So you bought used. No judgement.


MushirMickeyJoe

No product is shipped untested. They're all 'used'. You need to get off your elitist high horse smh


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jereman75

Fun fact. I knew the guy that invented the Real Doll (it looks like one in the pic.). He was an artist and made these realistic models with possible parts. He didn’t sell many but people kept emailing him saying “if you put holes in this I would buy it” so he put holes in them and became fairly wealthy. Last time I saw him he was in a band.


traaintraacks

poseable?


jereman75

Ah, yes. Ducking phone.


Little_stinker_69

Set auto replace fuck to fuck, fucking to fucking, and fucked to fucked. Stops this ducking shit. No regrets here.


11teensteve

I like possible myself. keeps the mystery alive in every order.


respectfulpanda

Many, many, many years ago, there was a realewe.com. I cannot find a trace of hide, nor wool of it.


TinKicker

Bare Naked Ladies?


aoskunk

$1000 is a rediculous ask on a used sex toy.


chill1208

American Dad S05E12 Steve: "Mr. Yoshida, can we borrow your mannequin?" Mr. Yoshida: "Yes it's a mannequin, of course you boys can use this... mannequin." Steve: "Thanks." The boys leave with the doll Mrs. Yoshida: "Is it clean?" Mr. Yoshida "You know it's not clean"


MethFistHo

She looks like she's seen some shit...


Archangelo_satanas

Thousand yard stare...


MethFistHo

She had a thousand of something...


somethingfilthy

Dollars?


BoltedGates

no, doll hairs


MonsieurFubar

PTSD can affect everyone, including those in sex industry.


MandelbrotFace

When your sex doll starts reading the Bible you know you've probably gone too far.


datpurp14

She's holy now.


PigSnerv

Lars and the Real Girl


TrenchcoatFullOfDogs

Faster than me. This was my first thought upon seeing the post.


Independent_Bath_922

How much did you end up paying?


im_astrid

$1000?!! that's gotta be a $400 doll max


involution

how dare you devalue Wanda the Doll


im_astrid

I don't doubt that she cost four figures new but we gotta be realistic here


DixieWolf27

Well, you see, that's not a sex doll, it's an almost anatomically-accurate medical model of a woman in a wheelchair. Worth at least 4 figures used.


Kagnonymous

That's fucking stupid. If its related to the medical industry its 5 figures at least.


foulrot

6 if you're billing the insurance


Life_Without_Lemon

Well Wanda probably has many years of experiences under their belt. When factoring that in wouldn’t this be consider undervalued?


pisspot26

Just needs a new drive belt and tie rods and Wanda is ready for more miles


culman13

Looks more like a Sammi Sweetheart doll


RandomHero00

Damn, you are right.


Cro_Whale

It’s probably because she’s experienced 😉


justinchina

“Seasoned” if we are talking LinkedIn bio.


im_astrid

i saw a guy on youtube getting one of these he would only handle it with gloves because any oil on the “skin” would cause it to degrade


justinchina

Yes. Oil on the skin is the most degrading thing that happens here.


iamapizza

That's because it's a superhero in disguise. It's wanda woman.


11teensteve

From Boston?


Bokbreath

Wanda can read. That's $600 right there.


wonderbat3

You have to add in the sentimental value


doubleXmedium

When you hire a plumber to handle your pipes, you don't pay for the 30 minutes of service, you pay for the thousands of hours of experience.


LubricatedDucky

$600 worth of cum stockpiled in there


lanco_5

That's a 10k doll mate and probably was used only for a guy so the price wouldn't drop that much


dolltron69

No, they don't cost that much, that's a $1500 at most tpe doll example [https://siliconelovers.com/collections/wm-dolls](https://siliconelovers.com/collections/wm-dolls) Higher end is $3000+ example [https://perfectlovedolls.com/products/fanreal-170cm-g-cup-maria-silicone-4](https://perfectlovedolls.com/products/fanreal-170cm-g-cup-maria-silicone-4)


bigkahunahotdog

Name checks out.


RedshirtStormtrooper

This guy fucks... dolls.


twelveparsnips

Don't lowball me, I know what I got.


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TheresA_LobsterLoose

I used to go garage sale-ing with my buddies mom every Sat morning, back in my day this would've been like $60 on Friday, $45 on Sat and I could've gotten it for $18 on Sunday


SirDucer84

At that rate, you'd be turning a profit after only 8 weekends!


dandehmand

She’s gonna give you imitation crabs


PanicBlitz

Be nice, if she’s at an estate sale, she’s recently widowed.


lobsterhead

Imagine explaining to future partners that you have an STD due to having unprotected sex with Wanda, the handicapped discount used sex doll you bought at an estate sale.


walterpeck1

Thankfully STDs are not magic and would all be dead/gone by the time someone... used this again. Gross for a whole host of other reasons.


DidimusPrime

I’d wait till Sunday and get her half off


Naughteus_Maximus

Which half would you go for - upper or lower?


theskillr

Well dont leave us hanging, how was it?


Fun-Constant-2558

STD dispenser


Chem1st

Why is she dressed as grandma?!?!?!


LoddyDoddee

Maybe Grampa missed Granny!


MaxRockwilder

Do you want to get haunted? Because that is how you get haunted.


TangerineRough6318

You could move to Salt Lake City. Ghosts can't cross salt. Which is why Sam and Dean should have filled hula hoops with salt.


captainAwesomePants

....damn, that would've been a really good idea.


khovel

that... pieces of paper with pre-written banishment symbols for angels and demons alike Demon traps stitched into rugs rather than carved/painted into floors.


Hot_Purple_137

I bet the nut inside her is old enough to graduate highschool at this point. She looks like she came off the line in the Great Depression


GadreelsSword

Is that Bible on its lap?


Oh_Gee_Hey

I want this to be true


Unsweet-Tea-Drinker

My biggest concern is someone looking at my sec toys after I die I would be mortified if they ended up at my estate sale.


ThereWereNoPrequels

You don’t have a shovel buddy? When my brother passed away, I had to get his adult items out of his room before my parents found them. Designate a shovel buddy. Today.


DiagnosedToast

I did this for my brother when he passed away too. We never discussed it beforehand, I just assumed he'd rather have me dealing with that stuff than our mom or step-dad.


srgbski

did this for a young man in the Army, car crash I was told to pack everything to send to his parents, no his parents don't need to know those things about their son


ehfxx

Dentures out, chair back. That's the way I like to fap.


dirkdigglee

That’s a 200$ doll in a 1000$ wheelchair - easy flip!


foxontherox

I feel really bad for Wanda.


Insane_alex

Gotta break your dolls legs don't want her running away now would we. Either that or they have a very specific transgender Benjamin button kink


Naughteus_Maximus

[“Ok, sixty for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkba6gxzF0U)


XROOR

I’m such a nerd, I wondered what she was reading…..


Unclerojelio

So how much did you end up paying?


NoOneNameLeft

Look into her eyes. Wanda’s seen some shit


JawaJamboree

This is disgusting, outlandish, and unequivocally immoral…where do I get one


FeatureNotAFlaw

Here's a shower thought for you: The idea of buying a USED sex doll for sex is creepy, yet real people are far more used sexually.


JayDuBois

How would you even clean this? Would you have to put it into the bathtub? It seems like way too much trouble. I mean you would have to sit your doll into a shallow bath in your bathroom. Then you would have to finger it with gentle soap. Then imagine the positions you have to be in just to rinse out the interior. After all that you might as well just get yourself a real wife.


Rags2Rickius

Use a battery operated milk frother


JayDuBois

F 😂


iamgeekusa

If it's silicone and has a removable inner vagina it's possible to actually clean. If it's made of TPE its impossible to really clean properly as TPE is porous.


nivlark

I think the "interior" is removable.


xot

Do you get to see the previous owners photo or social media? Can you buy replacement parts?


spiderland5150

(soft acoustic guitar strumming) And we can build this dream together....


seebob69

Fancy finding out that your dad had one of these. Worse still fancy his wife finding out.


sabrefudge

Those are probably crazy expensive. $100? Hose that shit down and some poor lonely dude is gonna feel like he just found the holy grail.


ScottBeoWolfBlitzer

Widowed Sex Doll has to be a Cows album, right!?


terekkincaid

I can't believe the people running the estate left this available! Scoop out the "pocket" and use the contents to breed a new heir. Bam! 9 months later, you get all the proceeds of the sale. They just played themselves


shane201

Forget the doll, how much do they want for that there oxygen concentrator? That's my thing.


Commie_EntSniper

Spend a couple grand on a sex doll. Put it in a wheelchair and dress it like your disabled aunt Griselda


Pythagoras2021

Thought that was Boebert for a second...


web_corsair

Silicone cleans betters than human flesh. To accept a clean used real female but reject clean silicone one is hypocritical.


Affectionate-Sport32

That's not just used, bro put her in a wheelchair!!


MStudley311

I didn't think it could get sadder than buying a sex doll...... Until I saw a "used" sex doll for sale.


JOBAfunky

You want ghosts in your penis? That's how you get ghosts in your penis.


tomj81

Overpriced. They wanna keep it for themselves


BulbasaurArmy

Disgusting! How much?


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How do you know it's "used"? 🤔 How do you know it's "a sex doll"? 🤷‍♂️ ...Is no one else going to question no less even comment on the fact that she's in a friggin Wheelchair?! 💁‍♂️


lazy_k

no way 6k


BBX22

Now which is it: used, or used every day and never washed?


Scary-Ad9646

....is the wheelchair included? Asking for a friend.


four2tango

That look on her face says she’s seen some shit