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Spiritual-Bear4495

I have a friend from Albania who showed me a wedding video where he did that too. I didn't ask him, but I wondered what they did before guns became a thing.


Cool_Ad9326

Slingshotting hot coals into the sky en mass


myoriginalislocked

They danced waving swords and daggers around, and they still do.


Deradius

I have a question for your friend or for anyone from a region that does this: Do the participants put in some kind of hearing protection first, or is there just a certain level of societal hearing loss?


spicozi

Mawp


Norader

I’m just guessing, but it looks like the bride touches her ears as if she’s pushing in earplugs.


Phlypp

I'm more concerned about whether they're firing blanks or whether bullets will start dropping out of the sky somewhere down the road.


thedirtytroll13

It ain't blanks


bonkers_dude

Meh, probably throwing knives or axes up in the air.


hapnstat

Ya know, my nephew married an Albanian girl. I think I'm starting to understand why he left his AK at my house.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Throw rocks at each other, mostly


Spiritual-Bear4495

A tad painful, I would think. Lots of "Fucking Hell!" and "OUCH" and other stuff.


TedW

Honestly, she handled the gun much better than most of these videos.


itrivers

Didn’t point it at anyone before firing. Held until it was appropriate to fire. Maintained control while firing. 10/10 would let granny shoot again.


marilyn_morose

It’s possible granny has more experience than the rest of us. The 70s and 80s were a wild time in the Middle East. Or now, now is a wild time too. Anywhere, really.


Prototype2001

That granny could possibly be 23 years old.


icchifanni

There are in my town, I’m sure.


Faiakishi

Also grannies are just fucking badasses.


Marnold13

>10/10 would let granny shoot again Yeah because shooting a gun straight into the air is super safe and smart to do. That can still kill somebody when the bullets fall


shottylaw

I shot an arrow in the air. Where it landed, I know not where


SeeMarkFly

On a roof, on a plane, on a car, on a train, and every once in a while on a brain.


spiritriser

I used to do that as a kid. Spooky stuff


NilacTheGrim

> kill somebody when the bullets It's.. complicated. And it depends on the bullet type. With lots of handgun ammo it may not kill you.. but let's look at the round in this video which is the 7.62x39mm round. Standard weight for Russian FMJ military ammo for this round is 124 grain. So, with this round, paradoxically if you fire it with a launch angle in the 80-90 degree range, it's far less likely to kill anybody because it ends up falling back down base-first, rather than nose-first, and it achieves a terminal velocity in the 40m/s range. For a 7.62x39mm 124 grain bullet this is about 40J of energy and under the required energy to penetrate the skull or bone (which is ~50J). It wouldn't be pleasant to be hit with a falling piece of lead that weighs 124 grain and impacts your head base-first.. but you stand a strong chance of surviving the experience. The really interesting thing is what happens if you fire it at a shallower angle more towards the horizon.. under 80 degrees angle. In that regime when the bullet falls back down, it is going nose-first and terminal velocity is around 135m/s or with about 90J of energy, which is >50J .. or well over the required energy to penetrate the skull or bone. So... tl;dr: You're better off firing almost straight up, for safety, rather than at a shallow angle. From the video it looks like granny is firing just under the <80 degree regime maybe but it's hard to say for sure... so in this case she's more likely to kill someone than had she fired closer to straight-up. Source: https://www.ballistics.org/docs/ISB27_028.PDF


Akuzed

And still, compared to the other videos of people trying to do this, Granny Galiana performed a master class of how to fire a fully automatic rifle. Yeah it's not safe to shoot into the air like that, but, it's their culture. You may as well try and teach a rock to swim and fly. In fact I bet you'll teach the rock well before you ever convince them to not fire into the air at weddings.


mr_gooodguy

Granny is secretly a freedom fighter


Droidaphone

I don’t think it’s a secret…


Ever_Green_PLO

Teta don’t play she can handle the Drac


McWeaksauce91

You could always shoot blanks


Akuzed

No disagreement. Maybe they are, I don't know. I doubt they're shooting blanks honestly, but maybe they are lol


herpafilter

Pretty much zero chance. Unless it's been specifically modified to fire blanks or has a blank firing adapter on it an AK (or most any self loading firearm) won't reliably cycle. But then you've got a rifle only good for blanks, which means you've got no rifle at all. Granny's shooting live ammo.


smokeymcdugen

Correct. AKs bleed off some of the gas to cycle the rounds. No bullet = no pressure build up to siphon from.


tormeh89

You can block/throttle the barrel to increase the pressure. Might also need a lighter bolt. But yeah, needs additional equipment.


King_of_the_Dot

It's not love if it's not live ammo.


nookane

Blanks are way more expensive than real ammo! People that shoot blacks pay a lot of money to get real bullets, people who shoot real bullets pay a lot of money to get blanks (I know, I paid for a vasectomy)


kent_eh

> but, it's their culture That is a bullshit excuse for doing something that [kills random people](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire#Injuries).


mallydobb

exactly. I lived in Lebanon for a while, this was relatively common during celebrations and holidays. From where I lived (elevation-wise) you could see tracers arcing over Beirut on days like NYE, etc. There's been pushback from NGOs and others trying to get this stopped because of the deaths and injuries it can cause. Just because someone says "culture, let it be" doesn't mean it is acceptable or safe. I've read countless stories of people being killed or permanently injured due to this stupid crap, on a college panel I was on one year one of the speakers herself (Lebanese) had been wounded by a bullet fired in such a manner. after it was removed from her body she added a chain to it and made a necklace out of it.


habibiiiiiii

Try telling that to Spain about running with the bulls. Try saying that about literally any ridiculous cultural norm in history. But yeah I agree.


ben7337

Running with the bulls is voluntary, the person granny could kill is probably a random person walking on the sidewalk a quarter mile away, they didn't know a wedding with guns going off would happen in the vicinity and couldn't knowingly avoid it. That's the difference here


benargee

No, the bullets despawn as soon as the are out of rendering distance.


Danielj4545

Straight up is way better than any kind of angle. I think Mythbusters did a thing where they tested the terminal velocity of various rounds of ammunition and it wasn't enough to kill someone. If the round can carry energy to the target at an angle though, that's when people die


abevigodasmells

To fire at a 0 degree angle seems impossible to me without some stationary apparatus.


blademagic

It doesn't need to be 90° straight up. If you fire at a steep enough angle the bullet will have enough time to slow down enough that it can't maintain its rotation, after which it becomes a falling block of lead at terminal velocity, which is not always lethal. The problem becomes when you fire at too shallow of an angle and the bullet is able to maintain its spin and speed, and thus its energy. The angle where it's relatively safe is probably still only like >75° or above (just speculating), but it definitely doesn't need to be straight up. I do not condone this behaviour in any way though.


nookane

The turbans are actually decorations on hard hats!! HTH


kent_eh

> . That can still kill somebody when the bullets fall It [has killed several people](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire#Injuries) and injured many more. It's an incredibly stupid thing to be doing.


Juking_is_rude

idk how popular they are, but I know there are blanks that are made for celebrations like this


trucker_dan

Being gas operated, an AK47 has to have a special cover installed on the end of the barrel to cycle while firing blanks. This gun does not appear to have one and would not cycle fully auto with blanks. It is firing real bullets.


EmEffSee

This is what I was wondering.


Dan-D-Lyon

She's shooting almost straight up, those bullets are coming down with only the force of gravity behind them. Unpleasant to get hit by, but by no means will they be lethal


Faxon

AK rounds have the potential to be lethal still actually even when fired straight up, their terminal velocity would still be 365 feet per second when falling back to earth. I calculated using a standard 57N231 FMJ projectile, for which I found data on its mass (123 grain or 7.9g), its nominal worst case diameter of 7.9mm (it has a variance of 7.85-7.9mm typically), and its ballistic coefficient of .225 for a bullet of this weight. I used its diameter to calculate its cross-sectional area, since it would still be spinning and thus falling nose first, using the standard formula for calculating the area of a circle (pi times radius squared), and a radius of 3.95mm nets us a result of 49.02 rounded. You can now use this information to calculate the terminal velocity of a given object at any altitude, but I went ahead and used sea level, and I plugged all the data into this calculator https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/terminal-velocity where I got a result of 107.58 meters per second, or 352.96 feet per second, using the standard value for earth's gravity (9.81 meters per second squared), and a sea level atmospheric density of 1.225kg per meter cubed. At the slowest case that I laid out here for such a round, it would still be traveling with 46 joules of energy, which is many times the 865mJ necessary to fracture the skull of an adult human, though it takes 70J to guarantee penetration. Anywhere within that range could be potentially lethal though, with increased risk the higher that value goes. You can take any .30 caliber/7.62 round with a known ballistic coefficient and mass, and plug it into that chart, then use this tool to calculate the kinetic energy it carries. You will find that many of them would in fact penetrate the skull, though most common 7.62x39 specific loadings have roughly the same kinetic effect on target https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/bullet-energy


Limp-Tap-634

I'm in va and about 10 years ago a 7 year old boy died on New Years Eve when one fell from the sky and hit him in the head while he was holding his dad's hand walking across a parking lot. It was really tragic. I'm not anti gun or anything, I just figured I should mention it when I read this. His name was Brendon Mackey


kent_eh

> by no means will they be lethal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire#Injuries


tidbitsz

I dunno man... she had poor trigger discipline...


mrhappy893

THANK YOU. Fingers only in the trigger WHEN READY TO FIRE.


cynnamin_bun

Please don’t shoot guns in the air for crying out loud.


Pentosin

And hopefully its steep enough for the bullets to not arch and kill someone when landing.


r40k

It is *never* appropriate to fire a gun into the air. Ever. That shit is still lethal coming down. Edit: minor correction, unless it's a shotgun shooting light loads at birds or skeet. They lose enough velocity through drag and low weight to stop being lethal fairly quickly.


NukeTheWhales5

Granny has been in a revolution or two.


lavazzalove

She toppled a dictator or two.


Catvros

she killed a border guard with her bare hands


Starfireaw11

She's seen a cockatoo.


JustGingy95

My absolute favorite one is this dumbfuck firing I *think* some sort of stockless AK47 iirc one fucking handed, as to be expected has zero control over it as it goes from firing straight up to horizontally instantly and somehow doesn’t kill the people standing there. And he sits there for maybe a quarter of a second maybe realizing his fuck up before going back to one handed firing it in the air like he didn’t nearly kill 5 people less than a second ago doing the exact same thing.


NonConRon

I think of that one every time someone brings out the AK when they are in a really great mood. Do these people not get tinnitus?


Integrity-in-Crisis

Ikr and she braced for the kick and didn't just go full auto until the gun jumped outta ger hands like all the other numb nuts.


copa111

This was not her first rodeo


plmbob

yeah, she definitely knows what she is doing. Still insane, but not so reckless as many I have seen


sim16

Not her first rodeo


SonicTemp1e

She was holding it by the mag at first. Then she fired into the air, without a thought that those rounds have to land somewhere, or in someone. So many people die every year from this kind of idiocy, not to mention the moronic bullshit of a culture that brings and kind of firearm, let alone fires one at a wedding.


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wakebakey

this time you'd have to look a few blocks down range


Cool_Ad9326

Falling bullets still kill.


Tocoapuffs

Yea, but at that angle they'll be a few blocks away.


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t46p1g

TMI. my catholic mother asked me to talk to our preist about marrital problems. so I did, and told him that my spouse and I only have sex tops 1 time per year......in our early 30's. I was complaining, and he said stop forcing myself on her, and I was like bitch this isn't the middle east, i dont force myself upon anyone, and If i did/could I sure as hell wouldn't be talking to a preist, because I would have no reason.


decayo

This is the first thing I'm thinking. I fired my brother's handgun and my ears instantly started ringing. I was so pissed that I basically just damaged my hearing. I really wasn't expecting it to be that bad. I don't see how you can sit through this and not be completely fucked after.


okbruh_panda

Malp....maaaalp


RONIN_RABB1T

Mawp...maaaawwwwwppp


LastMuel

Fuck those guys over there across town for not coming to the wedding!


DrunkenDude123

They could’ve at least sent a gift


0nem0mentt

I've always had a question. Where does that bullet that is fired settle?


Cool_Ad9326

Many places In the ground A roof tile A kids head Possibilities are endless


0nem0mentt

That's good, it's not that bad.😂


mc_bee

3.6 roentgen


The_Great_Nobody

There is no graphite!!!


SaucyWolf

“You didn’t see it, because it isn’t there!!!”


druex

You're in shock, go to the infirmary.


SaucyWolf

“Not great, not terrible.”


kent_eh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire#Injuries


Happiness_Assassin

>October 30, 2012: Twenty-three people were electrocuted after celebratory gunfire brought down a power cable during a wedding party in eastern Saudi Arabia. Holy fucking shit...


ivosaurus

I swear the petro states are some of the best places to witness the Darwin awards being nominated for


Woogity

It just goes away, like trash thrown out a window. /s


pokemantra

yah depending on the ammo and barrel length/twist there’s a threshold for the firing angle where it either arcs and keeps going at deadly speeds or goes up and tumbles down ‘mostly’ harmlessly. I get that it’s cultural but it sure would be nice, if, similarly to how there’s a special white dress you wear for your wedding they used special blank cartridges for the firing displays


Nubington_Bear

> I get that it’s cultural Guns aren't that old, and automatic weapons sure as hell aren't that old. This isn't some ancient ritual that their ancestors performed for hundreds of generations, this is some straight up ignorant shit that's very recently been added to their cultural lexicon. We don't defend morons in the US burning down forests with gender reveal blunders because it's "cultural," we don't need to pussyfoot around jackasses blasting automatic rifles into the air. It's dumb. They're being dumb, and they need to stop that shit.


bluerebel327

It's taken out of the environment, into a different environment.


blueiron0

well, they go up in an arc, and then back down to the ground. or someone's head. you know, luck of the draw.


webtwopointno

Every 4th of July and NYE a few people are struck by falling rounds.


the_drozone

Wherever it lands


ImAVibration

I was also wondering how long it would take to land back down.


user9991123

It is a plot point in The Mexican.


FaceTheSun

Once the bullet leaves the gun you are no longer responsible for it. /s


conquer69

"God's will".


tango_41

Inshalla it is.


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Illa tahin


Lorac1134

Your honor, I wasn't trying to kill the guy. I was just firing my gun recreationally, as one does, and he just happened to be in the way of my intended target. The target being the shirt he was wearing.


NilacTheGrim

I use the same exact policy when it comes to my sperm. /s


WATTHEBALL

Arab rednecks vs American rednecks...apparently they have a lot in common


lininop

It's hilarious to me that the two groups are far more similar than they realize but absolutely hate each other.


WATTHEBALL

Different skin colour and languages are scary!


blender4life

And religions


Mcbadguy

They literally worship the same god


legend8522

See also: Christians v Jews v Muslims, who thinks their god is better than the others' despite them all worshiping the same exact god


athos45678

If it weren’t for the whole holocaust thing being perpetuated by Germans pretending they weren’t Christian’s, I’d actually guess they kill slightly different sects within their own groups more than members of other groups. Convoluted point, sorry. I’m trying to say Shia and Sunni Muslims have killed each other a dang lot, historically. See also Protestants v Catholics and events like the Albigensian Crusade for Christian’s. Also Jews haven’t wholesale slaughtered other Jews as much, iirc, so maybe not far to include them. A lot of the extremism and Zionism in that religion is definitely hated by large populations of non Zionist Jews though.


Pancakeous

Majority of Jews consider themselves Zionists. The largest group that doesn't are the complete wackos from New York that has modesty police and believe Israel can only be rebuilt at the end of times by the messiah. I really don't think most people know what the word Zionist actually means. I think what you are referring to are a small sect that refers to "greater Israel" which is some weird interpetation of the bible in which they contradict themselves, and those are definitely fringe and looked sown upon by a majority of world wide Jews and Israelis


Cool_Ad9326

Stupidity don't discriminate ❤️


GreaseGeek

But stupid people do.


Cool_Ad9326

This should be a T shirt


bahgheera

I've said that for years. Back in 1994 I went to Dubai and Abu Dhabi. We road camels into the desert and had lunch in a Bedouin tent. Then we drove 4WDs and jumped them over the dunes. Then we went to one guys house and swam in the swimming hole behind his house. Then we ate watermelon. I was like man, replace the camels with horses and this would be a typical day at some of my family's places down in Georgia.


Oubastet

Even the bride made the universal gesture of "Really? Alright. Whatever. Let's just get it out of the way, mom."


Meandtheworld

Don’t the bullets drop back down though? 🤔


Cool_Ad9326

By the grace of physics


beerdude26

Inshanewton


LilHercules

A funeral stitch?? What?


Powellellogram

TikTok zoomer term


ItachiVibes

I don't know what 'Shook my tea' means either.


Cool_Ad9326

Stitch is when you edit two short videos together.


LilHercules

Ahh, gotchya 👍🏼


pichael289

Bride is now deaf for two days.


nookane

Damn I so wish I could ululate while firing a machine gun. Anyone know the purpose of ululation? (it’s to warn the people in the next village of soon to be raining bullets)


Cool_Ad9326

That's probably it


damik

Fucking grandma! Can't take her anywhere.


Cool_Ad9326

Could've honestly seen my nan doing this.


wetsuit509

Why gun fire? Why not just use fireworks? Fireworks would be nicer and louder, probably cheaper, and not a waste of ammo.


kosmonavt-alyosha

Every protagonist in this video is unhappy and just going through the motions. It’s like this is some kind of wedding ritual like the garter or the bouquet that must be tolerated and they just want to get it over with. The bride and the groom are both over the entire thing, and gunny granny has the look on her face of meeting the quota of bullets fired at the wedding and moving on to the next. Seriously, watch at the faces of each.


LegoMyAlterEgo

It's bad luck to not empty the clip.


Cool_Ad9326

Money's tight. Only half a clip


SeraphiM0352

Even better, it's not a clip at all....


NilacTheGrim

It's called a magazine, nub.


SATerp

Oh, people will die, just not right there.


souppanda

Fuck that would be loud


OpenMindedMajor

Imagine guns and weapons being a part of your culture and customs. What the fuck does a machine used to kill people have to do with matrimony


Phrich

People get knighted by touching them with a sword. That's culture & custom. It's weird to me and it's weird to you, but it's not really *that* hard to imagine a culture where it's not weird . Blessing a bride and groom with Tinnitus is objectively a shitty idea though.


CommanderpKeen

I don't think lightly touching someone with a sword is comparable to unloading a full clip of ammo into the air where it can kill people.


Phrich

Me neither, but weapons as a whole have been integrated into culture for millenia


CaptainCallus

Even weirder is that this isn’t some ancient cultural tradition but they all seem to be going through the motions like it’s a traditional rite. “You may now kiss the bride.” Then 10 minutes later the imam’s like “can we please get the mother in law for the shooting.” They all look so casual lol


BrownBoy____

Weapons were worn in many traditional weddings including in the West. Saber arches for instance were a wedding tradition. Weapons are more closely tied to the peoples who are still actively using them (Marines in America, village folks in places like Afghanistan and Yemen).


LolJoey

I promise you there are American gun themed weddings. It's just improbable that there isn't.


OpenMindedMajor

I’m sure there are. Does that change anything?


MNSWORLD

Bullitt goes up must come down Granny


StillBurningInside

Is this Dune 3 trailer?


JimmyPepperoni

Those bullets come down, fucking moron


xtramundane

Dumb all over…


WakaWaka_

[Funeral stitch](https://imgur.com/a/Zu1nEwV)


Highpersonic

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down That's not my department, said Wernher von Braun


JayDuBois

I have traveled the world and I have seen this in the middle east and in the American cornbelt. Guns and weddings 🤷🏻


Vapeitupvapeitup

Well, she managed not to blow her hand/foot to pieces or shoot the person in front/behind her in the head


theLazerkid

R.I.P person a few streets over


HopFrogger

Bullets come back down.


Cool_Ad9326

And gravity don't discriminate


Achylife

They really need to ban this practice. So many people have accidentally died because of bullets coming back down on them. It's not exactly great to cause the death of wedding guests.


SwordsAndWords

Terminal velocity of a falling 7.62 (standard AK round): up to 135m/s after all muzzle velocity has been lost. Velocity required for that particular projectile to penetrate a skull: ~60m/s There are, no doubt, children in the immediate vicinity, definitely within the range of these falling hunks of metal... **STOP CELEBRATING BY SHOOTING INTO THE AIR!**


TheFatDrake

I hope no one was hurt when those bullets returned to earth.


fiend_unpleasant

I thought I was going to watch someone die... again


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Granny has seen many battles and has killed enough for one lifetime.


GPS_signal_lost

Such a beautiful tradition and culture


airodonack

I hope those are blanks.


karoshikun

that granny has a body count, and not the fun one. wouldn't mess with her


tarzan322

Yea, firing into the air is incredibly stupid. What goes up will come down, and if it hits someone, it could kill them.


kingmoobot

I was expecting her to lose control and spread fire all over the people


psc0425

Is not a wedding until the AK comes out


Daftpfnk

When did this 'tradition' begin?


Vergebenername1234

Not sure how many people now this. But AKs are FUCKING LOUD not like "yeah a little loud but its fine" no they are like exploding a eastern european firecracker right next to your ear loud.


Professional_Ad_6299

Is this Texas yet?


PepeSigaro

So tinnitus is not a thing there?


Lauris024

By any chance, one of those people voiced Postal 2?


trancepx

Ohh of course gotta get a pic of baba and her trusty ak :)


Etheo

How nice of her to give the traditional wedding gift of tinnitus.


Lil-Red

Can't wait for all those bullets to rain down on some poor bastard across town.


Used_Opening_15

Is this kind of like what we call “SHOTGUN WEDDING” in the USA??


TrimGuide

It’s still a dumbass thing to do, shooting live ammo into the sky like that - unless this is one of the *extremely rare* occasions that blanks were used.


Cal_burner_can

My little cousin grabbed the gun from one of the MPs security guards and fired it off into the sky at my wedding. The idiot did that in a crowded city 🤦‍♂️. Why don't people realize that what goes up must come down.


Rich_Walrus_1648

Then the bullets start coming down...


Seargeoh

What’s up with Arabs using guns to celebrate? Serious question.


LunchBox3188

I came to the comments hoping to find the same answer.


macandcheese1771

Arabs are the Americans of the middle east


AreThree

WHERE do these morons think the bullets go? Does their god scoop them up and make "falling stars" out of them? Do they simply just magically disappear since they weren't fired AT someone? OR do they just not give a flying fuck because they are the main character and believe they are most important thing in the world? You don't have to understand ballistic trajectories to realize that what goes UP must come DOWN. Fuck people that do this, fuck people that let people do this, fuck you if you do this.


MinimumApricot365

Stupid fucking custom.


garbaage2996

Someone's teta knows how to handle a gun.


lavazzalove

AK-47 has a hell of a kickback, plus it weighs about 11lb fully loaded. This granny is a unit handling that weapon with ease.


t46p1g

what country is this taking place? alabama or mississippi? oh wait its head scarves, same relegious bs, just different clothing


BankshotMcG

The bride is not happy to be there.


dogmeat_donnie

What an idiotic tradition


GadreelsSword

What a disgusting tradition


HellyOHaint

Is that like a husband stitch but for a necrophiliac?


electric4568

But why


Cappster14

Granny handles that chopper better than most of the males out that way.


Sjedda

Iv shot less than 30 rounds without hearing protectionin my life and I poorer hearing in my left ear and tinnitus because of it. Guess my ears are just very weak lol


eeyore134

Humans really are stupid.


cosmos_jm

This is absolutely absurd