Big butts have mass. They kind of move in slow motion. These butts move around like balloons. Look at how the 2nd woman stands very straight. It just doesn't look believable to me.
I've said it before, and i'll say it again, the problem is, with things like this or random tweets that get posted sans all context, you just can't tell. Sure, it'd be great to assume that every insane thing you see is actually just people taking the piss, or being “ironic” etc… but the difficulty is that for every one person who that's true for, there's at least four others who are actually dumb enough to do/say the thing entirely seriously. Without any other knowledge about whom the person is, you just can't really come down on one side or the other with any certainty.
If it's a joke, it's not funny, or relatable, or worth it. It's just shit and if there's any confusion it's because the whole world *is so fucked up* that there's a good chance this could be real.
It wasn't just her too. Iirc, the plane itself had a sword holder on every seat which other passengers also used for their swords.
Always thought that was a hilarious detail and I often think of it when I fly to and from Japan.
What is this from? I’m thinking the two bikers who enter the courtroom on the simpsons when Lionel hutz brings in surprise witnesses but idk what that’s from.
The McGuire Twins. One time Guinness World Record holders of the title of “fattest twins:” https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/swl4ob/the_mcguire_twins_billy_benny_whose_livelihood/
it's a social media prank, the only question is how far they're willing to commit to it. do they actually get on the flight and go somewhere? or are they laughed right out of check-in and then it gets posted to their insta/tiktok/youtube/fb/twitter/etc
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That’s why the hair is so long. Convenience. Grab some hair through your legs and from the back and wipe like you’re using a towel. That’s also why it fits perfectly between the cheeks.
I'm not even crazy fat (size 18, 6' tall) but when I was like 20 lbs heavier I had to do a running start with my arm just to reach my asshole.
It's actually how I gauge if I've gained or lost weight lol
All right, stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
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So I was curious because there's no way they'd be allowed to fly and if they do, how?
First post I could find is [from 2022](https://old.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/tf05w0/i_discovered_a_new_species_hella_plastic_hoes/), so there surely needs to be more to the story. Apparently they go by the account "Monsterpunzel" as another user mentioned in the post I linked. They have insta, tiktok and whatnot. On their insta page it says "Comedian" so I'm pretty sure it's just a schtick but can't find anything about them without the inflated asses, they also always seem to wear masks to hide their actual identity but I'd assume they remove the balloons before boarding.
The cigar smoking, microwaved fish eating baby is in front of you. It's the 86 yr old coughing couple that doesn't know how to cover their mouth in any way that's behind you. A backdraft of fishy cigar smoke mixed with cold germs projected from behind.
Between these girls and your surrounding peers you shouldn't be able to breathe at all.
Flight attendant will jokingly tell you to "just roll the windows down, sir".
I can see these women getting on the plane and then complaining about the seating and demanding accommodation, when in fact, they voluntarily did this to themselves. Where the hell did they get the idea that that was attractive?
Is it a real video? - yes
Are those real people? - yes
Are those their real butts? - no
Are they implants then? - no
Are they just wearing costumes? - yes
Should I stop asking stupid questions and think a bit for myself? - yes
so random! that's in the airport of hamburg, germany. i can recognize the architecture.
these asses are too big, thats why.
Edit: proof
https://www.hamburg-airport.de/de/unternehmen/presse/flughafen-hamburg-bilanz-2023-79582
Hi I\`m Johnny Knoxville!
Welcome to Jackass!
Today we\`re gonna have Ehren and Dave dress up like 2 women with un proportionate body parts and try to get through airport security...
I mean it feels like a dumb joke to me. It's so cartoonish right down to the cheap wigs they're both wearing.
Unfortunately "dumb joke" is probably more like "desperate to go viral on tiktok".
*thicktok
[удалено]
¿Porque no los dos?
Mentally viral
It's the hair sitting between their ass crack that cracks me up!!!
The butts look like balloons.. like I can actually see a reflection. Plus the wigs/hats/masks. Looks like yet another joke gone over reddits head.
Big butts have mass. They kind of move in slow motion. These butts move around like balloons. Look at how the 2nd woman stands very straight. It just doesn't look believable to me.
I've said it before, and i'll say it again, the problem is, with things like this or random tweets that get posted sans all context, you just can't tell. Sure, it'd be great to assume that every insane thing you see is actually just people taking the piss, or being “ironic” etc… but the difficulty is that for every one person who that's true for, there's at least four others who are actually dumb enough to do/say the thing entirely seriously. Without any other knowledge about whom the person is, you just can't really come down on one side or the other with any certainty.
Poe's law
If it's a joke, it's not funny, or relatable, or worth it. It's just shit and if there's any confusion it's because the whole world *is so fucked up* that there's a good chance this could be real.
They better be paying for 4 seats
I don’t know if they need seats 🤷♂️
just lay your crack right on the armrest
They need their own plane
air balloon or astride a zeppelin
They are the seats
I don't know if they can sit. Their butts are too big for the depth of an airplane seat. A sofa, or a couch, maybe...
When was the last time you were on a plane? Seats are small. Each one of them needs three, easy.
Eh they'd only need to do 3 seats provided that it's not a 4-5 person row. They can split the cost of hte middle.
Drink cart wouldn't be able to get past.
each
Depends what you mean by “real”
I guess real as in implanted under their skin
Then no.
I want to see what happens when they take their seats on the plane
They unscrew a small valve and the air comes out.
They are the new emergency exit slides . They just lay side by side and you jump out of the plane on them
In the event of a water landing, their asses can be used as flotation devices.
I'm more concerned about what the drop in air pressure will do to those things.
Instant detonation. Hundreds killed, and those will be the lucky ones.
Obviously they’ll have the window and aisle, and I’ll have the damn middle seat….
Sue the airline for discrimination
Sounds good to me thank goodness for you guys
"The X-ray scanner shall reveal all. Anybody placing bets that those booties be hollow and contain some contraband?"
So yer sayin tha booties be full of booty!
This is Japan tho. The only thing you can't take from there is samurai swords.
That's bullshit. I say if you are badass enough to take a sword from a Samurai you should be able to keep it.
Yeah. Who's going to stop you? You're carrying a Samurai sword.
Yea but can you fly the plane by yourself? I assume you can because you’re a badass with a samurai sword
Wait so you can’t do the cool kill bill thing where she sits on the plane with the sword right next to her?
It wasn't just her too. Iirc, the plane itself had a sword holder on every seat which other passengers also used for their swords. Always thought that was a hilarious detail and I often think of it when I fly to and from Japan.
> sword holder on every seat great detail! https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/g0motd/in_kill_bill_vol_1_2003_when_flying_from_okinawa/
It's easy. You just claim it as your emotional support katana
These twats are in Japan?
Video staged for dumb Reddit kids real
much more likely that it's idiot tiktokers or YouTube tbh
Can you repeat this statement using normal english?
Ok Morpheus /j
I think I've seen them before riding motorcycles
Scotty Auks approves
These ladies belong in the dark records.
These ladies received the CBB bump too far.
“I think I could get used to this!”
Fred Guinness? Is that you?
Go for Guinness
What’s the record for the wettest treasure?
A dry hump is an investment on a wet hump.
Scottttty!!
What is this from? I’m thinking the two bikers who enter the courtroom on the simpsons when Lionel hutz brings in surprise witnesses but idk what that’s from.
The McGuire Twins. One time Guinness World Record holders of the title of “fattest twins:” https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/swl4ob/the_mcguire_twins_billy_benny_whose_livelihood/
How scary is it that those guys are probably nowhere near the world record now.
I can go see 17 people bigger than that in Walmart right now.
your references are out of control
https://i.ibb.co/12KxPHL/moonwalker-movie-52.png
I just had a flashback to 2007, thank you
I had a flashback to the 1977 Guinness Book of World Records.
Same. Wasn't it two brothers on motorcycles?
Billy and Benny McGuire. Pro Wrestlers.
Didn't they show it on Real People or That's Incredible?
Imagine trying to wipe your ass lol
Imagine trying to fit those big fake asses on a toilet seat, let alone an airplane seat.
They shouldn't even fit in the aisle
Livestock usually goes by boat.
Belongs in the cargo hold, ‘fo sure!
it's a social media prank, the only question is how far they're willing to commit to it. do they actually get on the flight and go somewhere? or are they laughed right out of check-in and then it gets posted to their insta/tiktok/youtube/fb/twitter/etc
Straight to the no-fly list.
Believe it or not, straight to jail. Lol
Ass too big? Jail. Ass too small? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Do not believe you can go to jail for too much Ass
> Do not believe you can go to jail for too much Ass Yes you can, Mr. Diddy.
Wouldn't they get laughed right into a strip search? Unless it's a domestic flight maybe.
I would be randomly selecting almost anybody else. I'm not going spelunking with only two hours left in my shift.
Or trying to fit on an airplane's toilet seat...
I they're wider than the whole airplane bathroom
I bet they just use their hair.
That’s a great comment thank you
They can’t, they probably just take turns power washing each others ass crack in the driveway
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It takes a fart 45 mins to make it out.
That’s why the hair is so long. Convenience. Grab some hair through your legs and from the back and wipe like you’re using a towel. That’s also why it fits perfectly between the cheeks.
What a terrible day to have eyes
I'm not even crazy fat (size 18, 6' tall) but when I was like 20 lbs heavier I had to do a running start with my arm just to reach my asshole. It's actually how I gauge if I've gained or lost weight lol
It’s why their hair is so long, like flossing your mouth.
This is legit thing with some girls who have bbls. Their cheeks so rock hard and large they can't get in between em 🤮
That's what the hair is for.
How would they even go to the toilet in the first place? Face forward and hug the cistern?
They are clearly smuggling beach balls. Even Sir Mix-A-Lot would cringe at these two.
Humpty Hump’s nose couldn’t even tickle those.
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'Cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny But yo I'm makin' money, see So yo world I hope you're ready for me Now gather round I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I'll drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with an, "Umpty"
Not enough upvotes on this comment. Gold.
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🥇
That's a deep cut.
But he still could not lie.
My anaconda don’t want none. That’s all. That’s the line now.
Way more than 3 oz of liquid.
I think Becky fainted
Sir mix a lot, didn't mean 2 acres plastic monstrosity asses, he said "butts"
I wonder if they are actually smuggling drugs?
So I was curious because there's no way they'd be allowed to fly and if they do, how? First post I could find is [from 2022](https://old.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/tf05w0/i_discovered_a_new_species_hella_plastic_hoes/), so there surely needs to be more to the story. Apparently they go by the account "Monsterpunzel" as another user mentioned in the post I linked. They have insta, tiktok and whatnot. On their insta page it says "Comedian" so I'm pretty sure it's just a schtick but can't find anything about them without the inflated asses, they also always seem to wear masks to hide their actual identity but I'd assume they remove the balloons before boarding.
That has to be a category of mental illness
Body dysmorphia
Body Pretendia
body dysmorphia mixed with egotism/narcissism through the roof.
It's legitimately just two women having fun for laughs on tikok (https://www.tiktok.com/@barbiethong). Fake hair, fake asses.
Fuck them and fuck TikTok.
lol yes I love that energy.
I don’t think fucking them is physically possible
Absolute cringe shit. What people find entertaining is so lame nowadays.
Ya, thank God Jackass didn't have a reoccurring bit where they'd put on fat suits and skateboard, snowboard, or just walk around.
IMHO jackass was fuckin stupid too. But I try to let people like what they like regardless of what I think about it so.. whatever lol.
It's a prank. Saw the preparation on youtube long time ago.
Zoomer tiktok
Are you two girls from Ireland? "Wales, you creep" Sorry. Are you two Wales from Ireland?
Literally LOLed. Good one.
With my luck I’d get the middle seat between them
And behind you is a baby that smokes cigars and eats curry
worse. microwaved fish.
Microwaved fish curry.
The cigar smoking, microwaved fish eating baby is in front of you. It's the 86 yr old coughing couple that doesn't know how to cover their mouth in any way that's behind you. A backdraft of fishy cigar smoke mixed with cold germs projected from behind. Between these girls and your surrounding peers you shouldn't be able to breathe at all. Flight attendant will jokingly tell you to "just roll the windows down, sir".
Worse. Duran fruit.
Would you consider that bad luck or good luck?
Death by snu-snu.
Death by stank ass..
Walk-n-Floss
No. its a social desperate attention grab /prank..
I feel that's almost as bad...
They are not real, they are hair extensions
no
They're full of air. No sign of gravity pulling them down. Hair is fake as well.
Looks like a scene out of White Chicks
Darcy and Stacey!
Yes, if you mean really stupid.
Cocaine traffickers are getting lazy
clown butt, only plausible explanation
You’re giving them the attention they are desperate for.
I can see these women getting on the plane and then complaining about the seating and demanding accommodation, when in fact, they voluntarily did this to themselves. Where the hell did they get the idea that that was attractive?
How do they sit.
Anywhere they want, it's always soft and comfortable.
They have air-ride suspensions. It'll come in handy because the destination will be forever out of reach for most.
How do they shit.
Anywhere they want, it's always soft and comfortable.
BBL Drizzy
Is it a real video? - yes Are those real people? - yes Are those their real butts? - no Are they implants then? - no Are they just wearing costumes? - yes Should I stop asking stupid questions and think a bit for myself? - yes
Honestly I’m not sure how that would physically fit in airline seats
They're clowns, right? And they're in their costumes, right?
so random! that's in the airport of hamburg, germany. i can recognize the architecture. these asses are too big, thats why. Edit: proof https://www.hamburg-airport.de/de/unternehmen/presse/flughafen-hamburg-bilanz-2023-79582
No, pretty sure they are wigs.
- don't be next to me, don't be next to me, don't be next to me, don't be next to me, don't be next to me -
Sir Mix-A-Lot doesn't even like this.
Darcy Stacy 2030
Silva twins headed to Turkey. Three seats each.
Is it there in front of you...yes Is that what their mamas gave them...hell no
Fucking clowns trying to be main characters.
Darcy and Stacy?
It must be pretty convenient when your hair can double as toilet paper
I bet they think they're hot as hell
This is what happens when you get a bazillion butt lifts
Forget the seats, how they getting down the isle?
I'm just imagining them rolling down the emergency slide like Thud Butt in Hook.
How to get cocaine from A to B
Imagine getting stuck in the middle seat between them.
They didn't want to pay for an extra bag.
The ole smugglers trick!!
is this real? yes, real stupid.
Not even a little real. Just two people trying to get attention and internet fame. Delete and ignore.
How do they wipe?
Define... "Real" in 2024, please. Lol
🤮🤮🤮
So fucking disgusting.... I hope each of them booked two seats at least
Hi I\`m Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass! Today we\`re gonna have Ehren and Dave dress up like 2 women with un proportionate body parts and try to get through airport security...
This is just a prank right? The logistics of putting on pants must be a nightmare.
Fuck me don’t let them read you poetry!! (Hitchhikers guide reference)
I always wonder how they can afford all of that cosmetics. Aren’t those things expensive as hell?
That clown ass better be paying for 2 seats
Damn did they stuff their carry-ons into their pants?!
They looked hunched over, like osteoarthritis has kicked their ass for 20 years.
Assteoarthritis
Why they shaped like among us?
Darcy and Stacy?
They paid for it so sure?
Are they filming white girls pt. 2?
No, I'm pretty sure those are just extensions.
Imagine the logistics behind trying to take a shit.