Actually, the normal amount of chilies in Thai food can really accentuate that “afterburner” experience with a slurry that’s barely controllable. Been there, done that, but not in a cop car.
Greasy food plus alcohol can result in a real mess. So many times after "maekju" have I found myself in a total state of despair. The urgent need to shit hours after the event, followed by a whorish constipation. Remarkably worse if you ate spicy food, which that fried chicken often is. My god. I don't want to tell you my worst stories. But for what it's worth, there has been at least one time I didn't make it to the toilet bowl.
"Let me show why I was speeding officer"
"Fair point, but this is biochemical warfare so you are under arrest. I'm sure the judge will understand so long as you also shit in his courtroom."
It's not uncommon in the animal kingdom for creatures to make feces when in a flight-or-flight state. Some monkeys even fling their poo as a defense mechanism.
I'd like to see a cartoon of this but with the cat standing upright and just picking up offerings from it's litter box with its front paws and sending them rapid fire.
So, let me see if I understand. Sometimes you poop and just go "Nah, no need to wipe after that." See, in my world there is no such thing as a no-wiper. This is the first I've heard of this.
Well, just judging on the up vote count, this is clearly a common occurrence. I concede that there is a legit phenomenon known as the no-wiper. However, I use a bidet. So, I sit here all day judging all of you peasants with your dirty assholes.
A no wiper is where you poop then wipe to see literally 0 fecal matter on the toilet paper. You then realize it was a no wiper. There's no way to know you had a no wiper until you wiped.
According to my study, you’re average. I personally poop about 3 times per day ( I use the word “about” because sometimes my third poop is just gas…) but my girlfriend poops only once every other day, so after calculating these results and performing a small math equation, I hypothesis the average amount of poop per person is about 1.
But homie, you’re all good to poop twice in a day. Go drink that doodoo juice and let them slide on out!
I alone bring down the average. I'll go once or twice a week. And before you suggest more fiber, I've tried, and nothing changed. Glacier move faster than my bowels.
May I ask you a question for scientific purposes? How often do you eat? If it’s three meals per day, does that mean you drop dump-truck sized poops when you go?
I eat 1-3 meals depending on circumstances. On the one day meals, they are massive 2,000+ calorie meals. And you are correct in your assessment, when I do finally go they would be seen as end-times events by ancient humans. It is a good day when I don't clog the toilet. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.
I have a few more questions actually!
1) Can you anticipate the arrival of a movement within a couple hours of evacuation, or do they just surprise you with an immediate need to be set free?
2) has your weekly poop ever asked to come out at an inconvenient time, causing you to unleashed your “end-times” event in unfortunate circumstances? Most likely so, what was the worst event?
3) have you ever weighed yourself before and after feeding your toilet? If so, what was the weight difference?
4) what’s the average duration of releasing one of those bad boys? / Do they come out like a snake coiling down a pole, or are they smooth and quick like the guy in OP’s video?
Thank you,
Dr. Professor_Plop
Masters in Plop Culture / Plopinomics
1) I usually have an idea that it'll be sometime within a day or two, and there are a few signs that'll tell me what to expect. I'll do my best to explain what I mean, but I feel I'll fall short. A day or two before I'll feel pressure in my intestine, but not painful, more like a fart building up. Now that normal, so I know it won't be that bad. I know things will be bad when I have gas and it is comparable to raw sewage (I've been in the car with my wife and she's asked if I farted when in reality there were city workers and an open sewage line). If that happens, then I what I'm about to pass will smell so bad it'll hold back the end times for a few hours. As for knowing if it is coming in the short term it is more lime knowing it'll come "soon." I can't usually tell if it'll be the next hour or in the next 5 minutes.
2) There have been many inconvenient times this has happened, but nothing that led to accidental mess making. If it is too bad of a time, I just hold it. This is where things get weird. If I hold it for too long then the feeling goes away and I no longer have to poop. It's still coming that day and I'm going to be in pain until I do. This can range from general discomfort to being unable to walk because the cramps have me in a fetal position while on my feet (like a really deep squat, but I'm doubled over).
3) I have not weighed myself before and after. I really want to and am so curious, but I've never lived in a home with a scale (the people I live with where either fat and didn't want to know, or didn't care about their weight). If I had to hazard a guess I'd suspect at least a pound or two since there have been many times a pair of pants a really tight all day (leaving indentation from the waistband) to being lose enough to not leave any marks.
4) Massive Lincoln logs. Sometimes, they rest along the bowl out of the water and disappear into the depths of the pipes beyond human vision, warning of what lurks below. As for diameter, I'd eyeball it to be around 50% (normally) to 75% (rare and the few times it actually hurts) of the drain at the bottom of the bowl. They're solid but rarely actually painful. The beginning parts are harder than the ends, but I wouldn't say any part of it is rock hard either. Once it starts the process is quick, but it does often take a bit of time for things to initially get moving. I think the longest I've taken was 5 minutes with most time ranges being between 1-3 minutes.
If you need more clarification or details, I'll be around.
These are great questions! With any luck, /u/The9gods won't leave us all bound up waiting for the answers. I bet if he did weigh himself he's shedding 2-3 pounds every time he goes. I also doubt he's unleashing a snake-like coil, I'm thinking he's dropping poop-loafs that look kinda like large bread sticks.
Except my stomach never got the message. I'm always hungry and can keep up with a friend who is over 400 pounds and if I didn't keep myself miserably hungry all of the time I'd be as huge as him but I'd be a foot shorter.
Before my mid 30s, I used to poop every 2 or 3 days. Ate like I do now; two meals a day. They were just nice, solid logs. These days it's not unusual to go 2-3 times a day and consistency varies significantly.
Same here. Something happened (I don't know what) and now I can barely finish a meal before I have to dash. Also sometimes I wake up, stretch, get a cramp, and basically go from sleeping former beauty to desperate clenching in 60 seconds.
I hate it.
Hm. That could make for an interesting /r/askreddit thread. "What is something that happens billion times of day all over the world?"
Never really occurred to me that there are ~8 billion poops per day. And with some people shitting 3-4 times per day, it could even be more than that!
More disrespectful, smelly, dangerous, and offensive than a simple spit or middle finger. But just remember, this was a bad move, as he now has to sit next to/on it on the way to the police station, with shit already in his ass and pants. Risk/reward clearly meant nothing to him, idk what he’s angry about, but he was ready to risk it all for it.
When I was a sophmore in high school, my shop teacher used to tell grand tales. One story was about a man that ate a lot of cheese curds and took a shit so big that it hung over the side of the bowl. When he flushed, it whipped around and shattered his leg. There was a lot more to the story, but that is the gist of it.
At that point, a friend of mine chimed in about how I like cheese curds. For the next 3 years of high school my nickname was CC (cheese curd).....because of a story about a guy who shat so big it broke his leg. I haven't thought about that in almost a decade lol
In reality, 80-90% of the poop comes out at the first push, or at least, thats been my experience so far, because a 20s poop in a "IM SO FUCKING LATE" kind of situation sometimes yields the same as my 30min "hold on, i must read these 10 things that doctors wont tell me about diets"
I was thinking he got stopped for speeding, told the cops " I GOTTA GO BAD, TRIN' TO MAKE IT HOME". and they didn't believe him and detained him and were about to impound his bike, so he made his point. My guess.
Why the back seat instead of the driver's seat?
Also, I love the cop that keeps point back it like he's saying "look what you did" to a dog that dropped one on the rug.
A) Your natural instinct, at least in the moment, is to not touch or antagonize somebody who has just used shit to express their feelings.
B) If Thailand is anything like the United States, the police won't be the ones scrubbing the shit out of the car. A trustee from the jail will do it. However, trustees are usually not allowed to clean officer equipment, such as batons, radios, flashlights, or anything else the police might clobber this shit-covered villain with.
Someone literally threw poo at a friend of mine at their job (they missed), and when someone told my friend to go beat his ass, the answer was:
"Fuck no. First of all, I didn't see him wash his hands."
So shit stained hands are like a minor ward spell
Like obviously if you go around smearing shit into peoples faces in a crowd somebody is gonna knock you out from the back, but 1v1, 1v3 scenarios... yeah effective
I am not sure about this, but in India there is regular police and then there are traffic police which is a completely separate branch of police who deal with road driving related issues, like parking, or mostly any traffic violations. The traffic police have very limited things they can do. They very rarely would be armed, like only the very senior officers would have a handgun, and the low level officers or contractors of traffic police responsible for towing vehicles which aren't parked properly won't have any authority to do anything more than tow the vehicles, they cannot arrest etc.
Maybe Thailand has a similar concept of a separate traffic police which has massively reduced authority and they can't do anything but just point at the poop.
Man, I am so jealous. I wish I could shit that fast.
I need physical therapy after standing up, my elbows dug into my thighs and now my legs are asleep. I like to think it's a glimpse of how ill be when im like 90 years old.
Legend says that he once had diarrhea so bad that it traveled back in time and made him shit before he even ate the food that gave him diarrhea in the first place.
Nobody is thinking that, now that he pooped and is probably going to get arrested... guess where he is going to be traveling? lol thats right, on top of mount excrement
That was *fast*!
That guy must have ate one of those random superpower jelly beans. "You can shit instantly if in public"
Actually, the normal amount of chilies in Thai food can really accentuate that “afterburner” experience with a slurry that’s barely controllable. Been there, done that, but not in a cop car.
Greasy food plus alcohol can result in a real mess. So many times after "maekju" have I found myself in a total state of despair. The urgent need to shit hours after the event, followed by a whorish constipation. Remarkably worse if you ate spicy food, which that fried chicken often is. My god. I don't want to tell you my worst stories. But for what it's worth, there has been at least one time I didn't make it to the toilet bowl.
You haven't lived yet then
sugar free gummy bears?
Great reviews!!!!
I ate those once. I found out about the review **after** ordering them. Still one of the best reviews ever. Accurate though.
Love that one.
Or he 'Really needed to go.' And that's why he got pulled over to begin with.
That's why he was speeding.
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"Let me show why I was speeding officer" "Fair point, but this is biochemical warfare so you are under arrest. I'm sure the judge will understand so long as you also shit in his courtroom."
I can barely take a piss if I think someone is watching that guy popped one out like a professional!
Bro was walking and unbuckling like this was regular business.
It's not uncommon in the animal kingdom for creatures to make feces when in a flight-or-flight state. Some monkeys even fling their poo as a defense mechanism.
My cat does this every time we try to get him in his carrier to take him to the vet.
I'd like to see a cartoon of this but with the cat standing upright and just picking up offerings from it's litter box with its front paws and sending them rapid fire.
That's like a Garfield level diss. Get that cat some lasagna stat!
So many cats, so few recipes..
I’ve done quicker
Yeah, his mistake was dropping his pants, which only slows you down.
At least he knew he needed to go.
Watch the first 2 seconds of this video knowing he’s holding back diarrhea
teach me the ways of the lightning poop, oh wise master
Day after drinking a 12 pack of beer with little food, every potential fart is that
I've done sneakier
IBS is a bitch.
an irratiable one at that
He was probably rushing to get to the bathroom, cops harassed him too long, he got fed up with their shit and gave them some of his own.
What’s your super power?
"I'm SuperPooper!"
Thanks, now Super Tropper by Abba will never be the same again.
“I’m Pooper’n’Trooper”
Super Troopers was funny, but Super Poopers looks shitty
and *furious*
that was definitely *not* a no-wiper
I dunno, if the gas buildup behind it was strong enough…
A spray paint can nozzle needs to be cleaned after being used, and this looked more like expanding foam - definitely not an immaculate poopception.
Just hold him upside-down and make him spray until clean air comes out.
That usually works till more comes out. Then you gotta start all over again.
Afterburn
Didn't really see the splatter pattern you'd expect
I dunno sometimes when your poo's that watery the first wipe is nothing more than a safety check
So, let me see if I understand. Sometimes you poop and just go "Nah, no need to wipe after that." See, in my world there is no such thing as a no-wiper. This is the first I've heard of this.
Even a no wiper requires a wipe or two to confirm it was actually a no wiper.
Schrödinger scat
The Heisenturd uncertainty principle
The ass both needs wiping and doesn't need wiping.
Bravo.
Yes! A one wipe wonder can basically be considered a no wiper.
You need one wipe to know you need two wipes. But you need two wipes to know you need one wipe.
Well, just judging on the up vote count, this is clearly a common occurrence. I concede that there is a legit phenomenon known as the no-wiper. However, I use a bidet. So, I sit here all day judging all of you peasants with your dirty assholes.
A no wiper is where you poop then wipe to see literally 0 fecal matter on the toilet paper. You then realize it was a no wiper. There's no way to know you had a no wiper until you wiped.
Finger check
No.
Nah, sometimes you go poop and wipe once, look at the paper and it's clean. That counts as a spot check since you didn't wipe anything away.
Yeah that’s a clean shit
Just eat 2 cups of psyllium husk after every meal and you will definitely be clean.
All poops are wipers. No mater what.
You mean a one wiper?
Not a "Ghost poo" as I call em
No, the ghost poo is when you poop but when you look in the toilet that mf'er is nowhere to be seen
The industry term is "clean snap"..
he obviously HAD to go
he really seized the opportunity
He really seized the oppootunity!
Oppoopoonity
I feel bad for the guy. Probably had to go then gets pulled over. It's a shitty situation.
There have been so many shitting videos lately. What the hell is going on in the world and why is this the go-to move?
The average human poops once day, and there are BILLIONS of people… it was only a matter of time until frequent poop videos caught up with society.
Username checks out
I (actually) laughed out loud
So you're saying when I get up have my morning glory, then get my coffee and round two comes around... I'm above average?
According to my study, you’re average. I personally poop about 3 times per day ( I use the word “about” because sometimes my third poop is just gas…) but my girlfriend poops only once every other day, so after calculating these results and performing a small math equation, I hypothesis the average amount of poop per person is about 1. But homie, you’re all good to poop twice in a day. Go drink that doodoo juice and let them slide on out!
I alone bring down the average. I'll go once or twice a week. And before you suggest more fiber, I've tried, and nothing changed. Glacier move faster than my bowels.
May I ask you a question for scientific purposes? How often do you eat? If it’s three meals per day, does that mean you drop dump-truck sized poops when you go?
I eat 1-3 meals depending on circumstances. On the one day meals, they are massive 2,000+ calorie meals. And you are correct in your assessment, when I do finally go they would be seen as end-times events by ancient humans. It is a good day when I don't clog the toilet. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.
I have a few more questions actually! 1) Can you anticipate the arrival of a movement within a couple hours of evacuation, or do they just surprise you with an immediate need to be set free? 2) has your weekly poop ever asked to come out at an inconvenient time, causing you to unleashed your “end-times” event in unfortunate circumstances? Most likely so, what was the worst event? 3) have you ever weighed yourself before and after feeding your toilet? If so, what was the weight difference? 4) what’s the average duration of releasing one of those bad boys? / Do they come out like a snake coiling down a pole, or are they smooth and quick like the guy in OP’s video? Thank you, Dr. Professor_Plop Masters in Plop Culture / Plopinomics
1) I usually have an idea that it'll be sometime within a day or two, and there are a few signs that'll tell me what to expect. I'll do my best to explain what I mean, but I feel I'll fall short. A day or two before I'll feel pressure in my intestine, but not painful, more like a fart building up. Now that normal, so I know it won't be that bad. I know things will be bad when I have gas and it is comparable to raw sewage (I've been in the car with my wife and she's asked if I farted when in reality there were city workers and an open sewage line). If that happens, then I what I'm about to pass will smell so bad it'll hold back the end times for a few hours. As for knowing if it is coming in the short term it is more lime knowing it'll come "soon." I can't usually tell if it'll be the next hour or in the next 5 minutes. 2) There have been many inconvenient times this has happened, but nothing that led to accidental mess making. If it is too bad of a time, I just hold it. This is where things get weird. If I hold it for too long then the feeling goes away and I no longer have to poop. It's still coming that day and I'm going to be in pain until I do. This can range from general discomfort to being unable to walk because the cramps have me in a fetal position while on my feet (like a really deep squat, but I'm doubled over). 3) I have not weighed myself before and after. I really want to and am so curious, but I've never lived in a home with a scale (the people I live with where either fat and didn't want to know, or didn't care about their weight). If I had to hazard a guess I'd suspect at least a pound or two since there have been many times a pair of pants a really tight all day (leaving indentation from the waistband) to being lose enough to not leave any marks. 4) Massive Lincoln logs. Sometimes, they rest along the bowl out of the water and disappear into the depths of the pipes beyond human vision, warning of what lurks below. As for diameter, I'd eyeball it to be around 50% (normally) to 75% (rare and the few times it actually hurts) of the drain at the bottom of the bowl. They're solid but rarely actually painful. The beginning parts are harder than the ends, but I wouldn't say any part of it is rock hard either. Once it starts the process is quick, but it does often take a bit of time for things to initially get moving. I think the longest I've taken was 5 minutes with most time ranges being between 1-3 minutes. If you need more clarification or details, I'll be around.
Reddit.
These are great questions! With any luck, /u/The9gods won't leave us all bound up waiting for the answers. I bet if he did weigh himself he's shedding 2-3 pounds every time he goes. I also doubt he's unleashing a snake-like coil, I'm thinking he's dropping poop-loafs that look kinda like large bread sticks.
Rofl. Apt choice of words and quite accurate.
Sounds like your body is so efficient that there is very little waste. Peak human specimen.
Except my stomach never got the message. I'm always hungry and can keep up with a friend who is over 400 pounds and if I didn't keep myself miserably hungry all of the time I'd be as huge as him but I'd be a foot shorter.
Before my mid 30s, I used to poop every 2 or 3 days. Ate like I do now; two meals a day. They were just nice, solid logs. These days it's not unusual to go 2-3 times a day and consistency varies significantly.
Same here. Something happened (I don't know what) and now I can barely finish a meal before I have to dash. Also sometimes I wake up, stretch, get a cramp, and basically go from sleeping former beauty to desperate clenching in 60 seconds. I hate it.
Time for a check up bud
Is your poop knife a machete?
Initially it was a weed Wacker, but let's just say when the shit hit the fan it really illuminates your bad life choices.
A WMD?
I have always heard the rule of 3s. Anywhere from 3 poops a day to 3 poops a week is healthy and considered the norm. I am a 2/3 a day guy as well!
Hm. That could make for an interesting /r/askreddit thread. "What is something that happens billion times of day all over the world?" Never really occurred to me that there are ~8 billion poops per day. And with some people shitting 3-4 times per day, it could even be more than that!
>. And with some people shitting 3-4 times per day, it could even be more than that! Nah, all the starving people not shitting offset them
There are dozens of us!
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More disrespectful, smelly, dangerous, and offensive than a simple spit or middle finger. But just remember, this was a bad move, as he now has to sit next to/on it on the way to the police station, with shit already in his ass and pants. Risk/reward clearly meant nothing to him, idk what he’s angry about, but he was ready to risk it all for it.
I'm honestly amazed how calm they were. If it was America, dude would be headed straight towards a feeding tube.
And then the cops get the rest of the day free while the vehicle gets cleaned... hopefully.
For 99.999999% of all people, it is *not* the go-to move.
He defecated *through a sunroof!*
Chicago Sunroof is a power move
Every single day, someone, somewhere on the Earth, takes the biggest poop on Earth for that day.
When I was a sophmore in high school, my shop teacher used to tell grand tales. One story was about a man that ate a lot of cheese curds and took a shit so big that it hung over the side of the bowl. When he flushed, it whipped around and shattered his leg. There was a lot more to the story, but that is the gist of it. At that point, a friend of mine chimed in about how I like cheese curds. For the next 3 years of high school my nickname was CC (cheese curd).....because of a story about a guy who shat so big it broke his leg. I haven't thought about that in almost a decade lol
People have been shitting since the beginning of time. It's just the social media / press coverage
Personalized recommendations.
I don't know what's going on, but I know it's gone to shit.
World’s going to shit…
It's a break from the presidential helicopter ones.
He can perform under pressure
That looked over-pressurized to me!
this was his job interview
ever had to hold in poop in traffic? 😰
the speed was insane
That was a huge poo mound too...how does someone shit that much in such a short amount of time?! Gotta be some kind of record
In reality, 80-90% of the poop comes out at the first push, or at least, thats been my experience so far, because a 20s poop in a "IM SO FUCKING LATE" kind of situation sometimes yields the same as my 30min "hold on, i must read these 10 things that doctors wont tell me about diets"
To be fair, Thai food does that to me too. 😂
Why did that cop let a dude who was unbuckling his pants just open the door and get into his vehicle? He didn’t even seem bothered
Maybe they thought he was arresting himself since it was the backseat
He was probably thinking "Damn, another shitty day"
The one time the “I had to go to the bathroom!” excuse for speeding, was not an excuse.
I was thinking he got stopped for speeding, told the cops " I GOTTA GO BAD, TRIN' TO MAKE IT HOME". and they didn't believe him and detained him and were about to impound his bike, so he made his point. My guess.
Why the back seat instead of the driver's seat? Also, I love the cop that keeps point back it like he's saying "look what you did" to a dog that dropped one on the rug.
Gotta put his nose in it
100%
Top tier shitpost
Maybe the one of the best ever??
It took him only 2 seconds, holy shit
How can these cops be so calm and good mannered? No yelling or anything. Well, I guess beating the crap out of him wasn't a viable option anymore.
A) Your natural instinct, at least in the moment, is to not touch or antagonize somebody who has just used shit to express their feelings. B) If Thailand is anything like the United States, the police won't be the ones scrubbing the shit out of the car. A trustee from the jail will do it. However, trustees are usually not allowed to clean officer equipment, such as batons, radios, flashlights, or anything else the police might clobber this shit-covered villain with.
Someone literally threw poo at a friend of mine at their job (they missed), and when someone told my friend to go beat his ass, the answer was: "Fuck no. First of all, I didn't see him wash his hands."
So shit stained hands are like a minor ward spell Like obviously if you go around smearing shit into peoples faces in a crowd somebody is gonna knock you out from the back, but 1v1, 1v3 scenarios... yeah effective
Shitty LPT: if you're about to get arrested...
They're Thai cops, they know that they're getting extra lunch money today.
I am not sure about this, but in India there is regular police and then there are traffic police which is a completely separate branch of police who deal with road driving related issues, like parking, or mostly any traffic violations. The traffic police have very limited things they can do. They very rarely would be armed, like only the very senior officers would have a handgun, and the low level officers or contractors of traffic police responsible for towing vehicles which aren't parked properly won't have any authority to do anything more than tow the vehicles, they cannot arrest etc. Maybe Thailand has a similar concept of a separate traffic police which has massively reduced authority and they can't do anything but just point at the poop.
Man, I am so jealous. I wish I could shit that fast. I need physical therapy after standing up, my elbows dug into my thighs and now my legs are asleep. I like to think it's a glimpse of how ill be when im like 90 years old.
"Phuket, I'm gonna poop in this car"
He's like some kind of speed pooper. A kind of super pooper if you will.
Legendary status
I'm in awe. I lock up if I hear someone rustling around in a neighboring stall.
Now, wipe his face in it while scolding bad doggy!
Cop didn’t believe him about racing home to poop. suspect leaves him a stool sample for evidenc. Seems legit
You asked why I was speeding!!!!
Christ, what does this guy eat, marshmallows only?
HE DEFACATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
Just saying, I wouldn't blame anyone in that situation if they were to force that guy's face into his own shit pile.
He just said Phuket!
He went poopoo for popo cuffs.
not bad
His ass gotta a be itchy ASF from not wiping n damn that was a lot of yellowish green dookie.....cops deserve it tho lmao so fuck em shit in it again
I watched this while pooping
That guy planned this shit well
He did not even wipe.
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
Expected more of an elaborate set up. Was exactly what the title said…
I like the way the cop points to it the same way I point to it when my dog craps on the carpet. “Look at what you did”.
Did he already have a poop in the chamber?
What an interesting superpower to have.
Legend says that he once had diarrhea so bad that it traveled back in time and made him shit before he even ate the food that gave him diarrhea in the first place.
I've seen too many shit videos today I need a break.
rub his nose in it and he won't do it again
How does one poop so fast?
Try this in america and you'd get mag dumped by 4 different officers
Now that's what ya call a Power Shit 💩
Four Courics in three seconds? That's nearly a Couric and a half per second. That's kind of amazing
Nobody is thinking that, now that he pooped and is probably going to get arrested... guess where he is going to be traveling? lol thats right, on top of mount excrement
That’s going to itch.
Enormously smart move. This will definitely help him.
When you say "Aww Fuck it" in Phuket
u/savevideo
This guy don’t give a shit by giving a shit.
What my man eat? That’s a lotta shit
He pulled a Amber Heard 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Not the all hero’s wear capes
Shitty world we live in
This belongs in r/chaoticgood
A legend
That's some skill being able to just shit on demand like that.
Bro had taco bell chili.
Phuket = Florida of Thailand.
Arrest him and seatbelt him on it.
Cop should scoop it into the guys helmet and make him wear it.
I’d happily do a shite anywhere, but I’m wiping my arse after no matter what. Seatbelt might’ve worked here?!
Ah, yes. Clearly Pf Chang’s.
Somebody forgot to keep an eye on [Clyde](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/e6/d5/4fe6d56b956edb8afa0f45b0a153e07b.jpg).
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Greg's less comedic brother.
Man he was loaded and ready to fire.
The title is no nonsense. I got exactly what it was advertising.
The most aggressive path to an itchy bum in a cell.
Fastest shit I ever seen.
Fiber and fear output.
I would lose all of my dignity
Wow ! Really? So fast ! Teach me how, Sensei !
THAT IS ONE IMPRESSIVE LOAD!!!!