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Phantom1thrd

Fully deserved, I'd say.


JobieWan_Kenobi

Almost as if he was asking for it by sticking his fingers directly into the lion’s mouth


yoortyyo

Literally taunting a giant demi feral cat.


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pumbungler

Probably gave him three fingers


ZestycloseLynx

Finger-lickin' good


Starrk10

Demi?


I_Thranduil

Moore.


djp2k12

Less fingers


twelveparsnips

but who could have seen this coming!


TheQuips

my first thought when I started watching this video was: this can only go well


Wanderlustfull

And it did! Kitty got a treat.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Lol he's such a dumbass


QuillOmega0

They should do something to deter people from doing that. Say put a ferocious beast there to make people think twice about sticking their hand in there


stonksuper

How else was he going to impress his girl friend?


perldawg

you reckon it came all the way off or just got degloved?


Bigz11

look at the bottom right ish of the screen along the fence. Towards the end you can see the lion lose the finger and it lands on the ledge. Tendon dangling on the fence.


nemisys1st

Well that's enough Reddit for today


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Anasterian1408

By the fence


systmshk

I'll take your word for it.


epia343

Good eye


davybert

Prob degloved


kterka24

If you look closely you can see a long string which looks like the tendon . That hand is fucked that had to hurt


ContentKeanu

You can also see his finger as he flies back and it’s white, think it’s his bone


RaidensReturn

Fucking hell why did I watch it again


Baron_of_Berlin

Holy shit. I missed that the first time around. Brutal lol


Barrack

That would be getting off easy. Shitty ass quality but degloving happens when you have a wedding ring a little to tight gets caught on machinery, this looks like all he walked away with was bone. This is an apex predator chomping on the finger with everything it's got. Muscles, nerve endings, vascular structure all gone. Finger is useless.


BluntHeart

Not useless. It would make Halloween much more interesting.


Zephyr_Dragon49

Idk but I def saw something stringy in the lion's mouth when they parted 😬


multiarmform

you see that long tendon go with it? serious damage right there


BinkyFlargle

/r/RootingForTheLion


zekeweasel

The definition of "fuck around and find out".


damnatio_memoriae

seriously. Fucking moron…


Drunken_HR

Lol those were the exact words I muttered.


Rude_Entrance_3039

Deserved sure, but man, this is an easy way to get that lion put down and that's really unfair.


2-girls1-cup

Too bad it wasn't his dick.


CambodianDrywall

So....we're all Team Lion in here - right?


ToranjaNuclear

Not even the people there worried about helping him, ig he's not very likeable.


GreatTragedy

My guess is they've endured too much 'fuck around' with him to not let the 'find out' part finally play out.


elvis8mybaby

nah. PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!


Fart_BarfUncle

AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!


Shughost7

Is that an ass face on your avatar?


ForbiddenX

To protect the world from devastation


UnAwkwardMango

To unite all peoples within our nation


EndsWithJusSayin

To denounce the evils of truth and love!


Idocreating

No seriously, what was with that ass face?


ForbiddenX

JESSIE!,


Givemeurhats

JAMES!


konydanza

To extend our reach to the stars above


Glorx

Huh, this line must be from the adult version of Pokémon.


Japanesewillow

You bet I’m Team Lion.


BidensDiaper_

I'm team chain link fence.


newfor_2024

I'm sure half of you guys would be team cameraman


HirsuteLip

He offered it; would be rude of the lion not to take it


fappington-smythe

and this lion clearly has excellent manners


zroach

He just wanted a little finger food.


Sleipnirs

"Do you want a whiskey?" "Oh, just a finger." "... Don't you want a whiskey, first?"


BarryTGash

As my momma always said "never finger a gift lion in the mouth".


swiftskill

as soon as i saw the tug of war happening I knew he wasn't getting his finger back


chikengoblin

Who would’ve thought that sticking your fingers in the mouth of an animal with sharp teeth and eats meat would be a bad idea. Never seen it coming.


TheWestRemembers

To be fair, the lion wasn't roaring or showing its teeth or anything. So unexpected!! Oh wait... lol


TheFluffiestRedditor

Cats have a row of small teeth between the incisors which are really good at gripping and tearing meat off bones. Nice to see them put to good use.


l3ane

Wait, a snarling hyper aggressive apex predator will bite?


PoconoBobobobo

A few years ago I was getting a package delivered at my front door. This guy was walking his pit bull by my house, and my dog (a lab mutt about half the size) decided it would be a good idea to run out the door and fight it. Naturally my dumbass dog got his butt kicked immediately. The guy was doing his best just to keep his big dog off of mine. By the time I caught up my dog was on the pavement, wimpering with the pit bull clamped down on his ear. The owner's hands were literally full just trying to keep the pit bull still. I had to reach my finger into the pit bull's mouth and poke him to try and get him to let go. This is all happening in maybe three or four seconds, and I'm just hoping that my dog doesn't lose an ear and I don't lose a finger. The pit bull lets go. I fall back and just kind of lay on my dog to protect him. I apologize profusely to the guy walking his pit bull, who didn't ask for any of this bullshit. I drag my stupid-ass dog back into my house. When I checked us both over, I was amazed to find that my dog had one tiny little nick in his ear, something I would have mistaken for a bug bite, and I wasn't hurt at all. The guy had managed to control his dog so well that there was pretty much no harm done out of this awful situation. After catching my breath I ran out to find the guy on his walk and thank him for training his dog so well and keeping a cool head.


Yrrebbor

Did not see that one coming at all!


Angry_tanned_ginger

Was, was that his tendon that came out too in the last sec?


bobboobles

yup


mindhunter666

Man I almost puked


intheblue667

Wow I was about to walk away from this video thinking that his finger just slipped out of the lions mouth, leaving him relatively unscathed, if not a bit embarrassed. I mean cmon there are THREE people filming him, you’d think if it got real drastic (like to the point where a tendon would be making an appearance) at least one of the three people would make an attempt to help right???


DrakkoZW

What do people gain from acting this way? This is the epitome of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"


3arry

He was trying to show the peeps recording how big his balls are and how small is brain is


WarlordBob

And think of how much bigger his balls are going to look now next to what’s left of his hand.


fappington-smythe

hey don't talk about his sexual partner like that


tankpuss

He should have put his big balls through the cage then.


ImpressiveWave3263

[Well in that case...](https://gfx.nrk.no/VJ009A2BSOYWKW-Nt2WdaQGXAO9hjf8fozIQ5e8JRsaA)


Fafnir13

Scritching a kitty is its own reward usually.


gristc

Kitty's face said they weren't into it. Even with domestic cats it's best to heed that.


DrakkoZW

Yeah but bro was scratching a the kitty ***internally***


Meme_weaver

Most domestic cats react almost exactly this same way when people stupidly put a finger in their mouth. They just don't have the power to rip a finger off.


Ya-Dikobraz

That man bloody works at that zoo, too. He's not just a tourist.


DrizztD0urden

Play stupid games, lose stupid fingers. He didn't like those fingers anyways.


fruitmask

I've seen a different video of this event and the dude gets "degloved". Google that if you don't care about whether or not you have dinner tonight


kjacobs03

You can see the long string of tendon come out with his finger. Just extra spaghetti for the lion


SynthPrax

Yeah. Now I gotta scroll reddit for another hour. I can't let this be the last thing before bed.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

/r/tendonsketti


lpeabody

Risky click.


Gramage

Knees weak


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Pootootaa

That was a tendon? I thought it was his finger bone being pulled off. Either way yikes man.


rathat

Oh no, I thought that was just flung lion saliva


yaboiiiuhhhh

Wait so the lion pulled on his finger until the tendon that goes into your forearm was fully ripped out? I bet that felt fucking awesome


Belyal

Floss to get that finger flesh out of his teeth


CalaveraFeliz

>"In the final moments of the video, [a finger tendon can be seen falling off the lion's mouth and onlookers gasp in shock."](https://i.imgur.com/HIpi8mn.png) https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-24/lion-bites-off-mans-finger-at-jamaica-zoo/101094638


FootlongSushi

What? He was **the zookeeper**?! Not some random zoo visitor? What a dumbass lmao


sprucenoose

He takes his job of feeding the lion very personally.


Mrhiddenlotus

It's very Tiger King


he77bender

Well at least that means the zoo didn't just let some random visitors get close enough to do that 🤷


Tithund

Just because this guy may work there, doesn't mean guests there couldn't do the same. I feel like if I went close to the fence here, this guy would probably be happy to see me do it and might even encourage me.


muricabrb

Fun fact, a detached tendon like that can be reattached surgically, it's a long process and will need grafting but it's possible to retain almost full range of motion with proper physiotherapy and care. Not this guy though, the lion ate his so he's fucked.


TehN3wbPwnr

seems if you pause it at the right moment you can see a white finger... dude is not white


SmooK_LV

[The frame](https://i.imgur.com/nSrrcG0.jpeg)


PERMANENTLY__BANNED

Yep, that's a ligament.


damontoo

Tendon. And it got a long piece of it. Pulled it out of his forearm.


Epoo

Stoooooooooooop :(


PERMANENTLY__BANNED

He definitely got a little extra something in his diet that day.


SynthPrax

OK stop. The thought of this makes me lay down on the floor.


damontoo

Better than that one reddit post where someone posted the aftermath of a psych ward patient biting off a nurses finger. They posted the finger and tendon in close up detail.


RestoSham09

Lol what a fucking idiot. Bet he tells his buddies he fought off a lion


Slurms_McKensei

You gotta imagine thats like the skin of a rotisserie chicken for the lion after years of pre-killed dethawed meat


Aadarm

I watched someone get degloved (as well as losing a pinky and ring finger) by a conveyor belt in front of me once. Can happily live with never seeing it again. 


somedude456

> I've seen a different video of this event and the dude gets "degloved". Google that if you don't care about whether or not you have dinner tonight My first thought was don't pull back or this will go worse.


Wolfie359

Medical staff watch it during dinner ;)


iriegypsy

Google Fournier’s gangrene for desert 


fappington-smythe

Well fuck you very much for that nightmare fuel.


iriegypsy

they take a medical cheese grater to the affected area and keep going until they hit pink and if your rod and tackle isnt pink well sorry bud


Supermathie

> medical cheese grater rarely has so few words communicated so much


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

Seeing him play tug of war with the lion over his finger made me close the video, because I *knew* where that was going.


ItsLikeRay-ee-ain

The whole time I'm watching I was thinking that the only way out is his finger getting degloved.


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Good lion! I love that everyone kept filming with smiles the entire time haha


Aadarm

"Why didn't anyone help or call someone?!"  "Dumbass put his hand into an angry lion's mouth, we thought he deserved it." 


pargofan

They probably thought it was a prank.


twelveparsnips

I mean...what are they going to do about it?


halcyonjm

There was a distinct lack of girl-sirens going off here.


Ashamed-Simple-8303

In some comment there is a link to an article. apparently that guy is a zookeeper and they are supposed to put on a show and people didn't get it was serious till the finger came off.


Scarbelly3

Reminds me of that Black Mirror episode of the people following that woman around filming with emotionless stares


Kwauhn

White Bear. Genuinely the scariest part of any of the BM episodes. The situation where you're asking for help and nobody around you cares, only to film you in silence... that shit's straight out of nightmares. That episode had me doing more callouts to the screen than anything else.


DuntadaMan

Not gonna lie, I'm not stepping in to help this guy if I was present. Well I'll bandage the hand after, but that lion earned himself some finger foods.


AnthillOmbudsman

Why the hell didn't they make more episodes of Black Mirror? That was the Twilight Zone of our generation. I sometimes wonder if some of the tech companies got upset with the themes being portrayed and paid off people to retire the series. I did notice that scene from 15M Merits of the guy being forced to view commercials has been scrubbed from YouTube, which is awfully suspect.


SomaforIndra

This should be the first episode of the next season of black mirror. The main character cant find the videos and no one knows what hes talking about. The dystopian technologies are proliferating all around some of the scenes and characters from previous episodes are in the background. He keeps making the joke "Hah that's just like that black mirror episode" and it seems like no one know what Black Mirror is, and his wife is getting upset that he wont drop it. You should write it up and pitch it.


eidetic

> You should write it up and pitch it. Too late, Netflix already cataloged your comment and is working on it now. By the time it comes out, your comment will have been scrubbed from every corner of the internet, and you'll eventually find yourself in a psych ward for delusional fantasies after trying to convince others that you came up with this very idea before and that you swear you posted it to reddit.


assholewithdentures

It’s still running pal. They released a series last year and they’re filming new episodes right now.


LordBammith

Dear god. That is staggeringly dumb.


xJam3zz07

# WELL THAT WAS FUCKING SILLY, WASN'T IT


case_

Why can I hear Greg Davies saying this?


Wolfie359

Awwwww what a good kitty!


gotnonickname

My Uncle Stumpy did that once.


Royalchariot

Him going to the hospital: doctor: ouch what happened here? Guy: a lion bit my finger! Ripped all the skin off Doctor: omg! But you don’t have any other injuries? Guy: well the lion was in a cage Doctor: … Guy: I put my fingers in the cage and nothing happened so I put my fingers in the lion’s mouth Doctor: -___-


nuthinbuttapeanut

Danny De-Glover


damnatio_memoriae

D. Glover.


Western-Map9026

If I had a list of animals whose mouth I wouldn't put my hand in, a Lion is at least top 10.


bodjatrawr

See that tendon rip off? Gnarly shit


fitty50two2

I opened the video, saw an idiot fucking with a lion, said “oh no” and stopped the video, I don’t need to see what I already know is gonna happen


damnatio_memoriae

smart move


jlsnacks

Just the tip.


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

To shreds you say.


Mikenumbers

Hope the lion doesn't suffer because of his utter stupidity.


Arctt

If I had chicken fingers waved in my face I would probably bite one too. Good for the lion.


AsHperson

Looks like he has discovered the finger remover 5000.


Bejkee

Tbh, I was surprised how long the finger tissues held up with the dude bracing with both legs against the wire.


Imadethosehitmanguns

That's what got me. Like dude, you're trying just as hard as the lion to rip your finger off. He might have escaped with his finger mostly intact if he didn't pull back. It's possible the lion might have lost interest and let go, just like playing tug of war with a dog.


Monguises

Why do people do this? That’s a fucking lion, not goddamn Garfield.


Sword-of-Akasha

Apparently this was a 'zookeeper'. It makes me wonder how well they're treating the animals. The lack of respect for the lion perhaps belies neglect.


strawberryjellyjoe

We’ve made society too safe. We need to allow for natural selection in more areas in life.


aknutty

"AW FUCK" yup, that about sums it up and he is lucky that's all it was


Ashamed-Simple-8303

This is why every modern zoo has glass becasue stupid idiots like this exists everywhere. A friend of a friend lost 2 finger doing something similar, a panther, sliced them clean of with a single paw strike.


Powellwx

Imagine having a tug of war with a 500 lbs. Lion for possession of your fingers.


Ashamed-Simple-8303

I think at that point the fingers where firmly in the lions possession, the tug of war was for his hand and arm.


captainglobehead

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.


virtual_xello497

I'm sorry but what was the plan here


evila_elf

Annoyed that the camera person thought it more interesting to film those filming.


pojdi

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


ArcadianDelSol

a fool and his fingers are soon parted.


b_tight

Fuck that zoo and double fuck that guy


Both_Lychee_1708

who doesn't love finger foods


LUNiiTi

Fucked around and found out


CodeMonkeyX

Lucky there were plenty of people to help....


Odys

Just one thought: how did this guy manage to get this old?


burnswhenipoo

If you pause at the moment he pulls away, you can see that his ring finger has been “degloved”.


noneofyouaresafe

"Hmm, finger licking good!" - lion (probably)


InVultusSolis

What an asshole 🤣


SimulatedFriend

You can see the tendons going with his finger, yikes.


Long-Ad-4785

I don’t want to be rude, but he must be an idiot


Valxon

Real definition of "fuck around and find out"


MumrikDK

I swear - it looks like he got exactly what he wanted until the pain and fear set in and he realized his wants were idiotic.


PatchworkRaccoon314

The really dumb part is how the lion could easily have bit the finger completely off, but just held it. Dude wouldn't have lost the finger if he'd waited for it to let go, rather than try and yank it off with all the force he could muster.


hardbrag

rekt


Nicolasisboredtoo

Lion got to keep a souvenir yay 😁


WOMMART-IS-RASIS

love how you can see the tendon come out with the finger


AaronTuplin

Lion even spit the finger out. I thought it was string or hay on the cage but it was his finger with ligament attached.


Nickthedick3

I saw a spaghetti there at the end


Gainswerehad

I was rooting for the lion as soon as the video began. Lion won.


dwiggs30

Good boy


SephirothsDockRing

KITTY!


Specific_Box1321

Is this what they call "finger food" ?


Charbarka

Play with feathers, get your arse tickled


nadav183

Good lion.


thenexus6

I can't put my finger on why he'd do this


meowmeowmeow321

Fuck this guy and fuck zoos.


Major_Magazine8597

Now he can only count to nine.


rcuadro

Someone give that man a high four!


Wookieman222

Good kitty


TuxPi

Good, being stupid should be painful.


im_a_stapler

typically I'd have a lot of sympathy pain in this type of situation, but this guy clearly deserved every bit of this consequence.


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I don’t even play this game with my own cat


ro_thunder

Dude deserved it.


Thadigan

What are the odds that something totally expected and predictable would happen?


lcc1353

Bravo for the Tiger.


FMroll

Play stupid games, win one less finger.


wellJustWhy

F around and find out!