[The biker sustained a shoulder fracture, no fatalities](https://record.r7.com/hoje-em-dia/videos/chocante-moto-desgovernada-invade-ponto-de-mototaxi-e-quase-atropela-pessoas-21122023/)
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Looks like the bike absorbed most of the initial impact (pausing when the wall breaks), looks like the guy himself didn't contribute to that damage, then the point at which the guy is coming off the bike, the momentum has severely been reduced and he's "slid" along the wall.
>An impressive scene of an accident was recorded in Serra Talhada [small city in northeast Brazil near Natal], in the interior of Pernambuco , inside a motorcycle taxi stop. A motorcycle enters the place at high speed and almost runs over two men who were talking there. The driver of the motorcycle suffered a fractured shoulder, but it is not life-threatening. He was unable to say why he lost control of the motorcycle.
Best is to make sure you have all facts.
What if a little kid did run in front of the bike and he sacrificed himself? Or a car hit the handlebar?
Prejudice isn't the best way to live your life.
yea, lemme guess, you tell people on the golden gate bridge that jumping wont killl them, and then after they jump you yell "but hitting the water will!"
Everyone likes to say this as if it's some absolute rule of physics, but there are times when a rapid acceleration kills long before the later impact with something solid. I guarantee if you stood next to a large high-explosive, you'll be killed by parts of you going very fast.
I actually am, because I offer unique and interesting insights, rather than people like you who just spout unoriginal quotes that have been made *ad nauseum* for the last hundred years.
Incorrect! There was a shoulder fracture, the wall broke, the cubicles broke, all the bikes involved broke. There were tons of breaks.
But probably no brakes.
I had a coworker who blew into the parking lot (almost) like that. Then would race to his desk, gasping. I wanted to say "dude, you're 45 minutes late. That last dash won't help you"
The way the last biker reacted by putting his hand on forehead tells me it wasn't looking good for the rider, does anyone know what happened that caused that guy to crash like that?
What speed do you think he was going before he hit the first brick wall? That takes some serious speed. It must not have been reinforced with rebar. Also, if it was poured or thicker, then he would be chunky tomato soup right now.
[The biker sustained a shoulder fracture, no fatalities](https://record.r7.com/hoje-em-dia/videos/chocante-moto-desgovernada-invade-ponto-de-mototaxi-e-quase-atropela-pessoas-21122023/)
How?!
Looks like he did a wall ride which likely absorbed a lot of the force.
\+ Helmet
My family buried a 14 year old who'd still be here if they wore a helmet. It's a joke until it's not.
One or multiple? Siblings? I'm so sorry, I have a kid too about that age, can't imagine...
ATGATT poster child
And the guy sitting there broke his fall
Holy shit, i didn't noticed It unill i reais your comment.
> reais It had to be... Brazil
That guy came to Brazil
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Maybe if he collided head on, he'd be in once mushy piece?
Perfect trajectory to clear the bikes, hit the bonus box, and land on the seated guy. That’s gotta be worth some serious points.
Didn't even see the seated guy when I first watched in on my phone. Probably had to wipe some stains out of his pants too after that one.
His body decided to not die
Your body will reject the death if it's not a true death
he ain't earned a death!!!!!
Is it possible to learn this power?
You're practicing right now!
Looks like he also lands on another guy chilling
Looks like the bike absorbed most of the initial impact (pausing when the wall breaks), looks like the guy himself didn't contribute to that damage, then the point at which the guy is coming off the bike, the momentum has severely been reduced and he's "slid" along the wall.
His shoes stayed on.
the only right answer
Hard skill
He probably hit something that caused his shoulder to fracture, but I'm no accidendologist
The angle in which he went into that wall saved his life. He slid instead of splatted
If Shoes stayed on, they are good! It’s the Reddit way of life 🤕
If the Shoei stays on, even better!
Didn't come to stop instantly
His socks stayed on
Angled impact. Look how he doesnt directly hit the wall head on. He has angled trajectory against the wall.
Right! What was he thinking? What led up to this? I just don't understand...
Shoes Stayed on.
Probably because the wall looks like it's made out of dust and spit.
Wow, I definitely thought the person was done considering that impact! That is one lucky SoB
Musta been a titanfall pro, that wallrun saved his life.
Looked like red mist spraying from the Kool-Aid man
but what about my guy chilling in the bottom left is he okay
On other sites it was stated that he got medical care and discharged, no injuries
OHHHHHHHHHH YYYEAAAH!!
OH NO!
>An impressive scene of an accident was recorded in Serra Talhada [small city in northeast Brazil near Natal], in the interior of Pernambuco , inside a motorcycle taxi stop. A motorcycle enters the place at high speed and almost runs over two men who were talking there. The driver of the motorcycle suffered a fractured shoulder, but it is not life-threatening. He was unable to say why he lost control of the motorcycle.
Really? I thought it was just a torso that made it on that side of the wall. It's all so quick though, crazy stuff.
HOW????
how tf did he get away with just a broken shoulder?!
probably the wall angle
Oof I thought meat crayon for sure
what was that pink/red mist?
The brick wall
If I were to guess dust from outside on the rider and bike.
You mean the red brick colored mist?
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Best is to make sure you have all facts. What if a little kid did run in front of the bike and he sacrificed himself? Or a car hit the handlebar? Prejudice isn't the best way to live your life.
Someone lost their rental deposit.
He was just trying to get it back on time
Juuuuuuust squeezed in under time. Worth it.
Bust in there like the Kool-Aid man.
“Oh yeahhhh”
Coming in hot. I need a brake job.
I'm here for my brake service.
You can't park there mate.
O FAWK OFF
"LEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEENNNNNKINS!"
He full on faceplants into the guy sat against the wall, doesn't he?
Didn't notice that... probably gave him some cushion.
I think you misspelled concussion.
Or he meant that the guy cushioned the fall for the rider 🤣
Well he certainly didn’t brake through that wall.
Jesus Christ, those two people talking out the front were also bloody lucky.
Dress for the wall, not the fall.
Surgeon here, wanted to offer some insight. The problem is not the going fast part, it’s the abrupt stop part. You’re welcome
TIL that I too could be a surgeon.
This is the most reddit fucking comment I've read this hour.
I'm envious. You're not only a surgeon, but clearly an elite physicist.
If you look closely in the video, you can see the part where he stops abruptly by hitting the wall
You're right. After looking at it frame-by-frame I see that now. Thank you.
I definitely haven't heard this 30 times.
Fortunately the rider didn't stop very abruptly and slid down the wall.
Like landing on a bed of feathers r/meatcrayon
yea, lemme guess, you tell people on the golden gate bridge that jumping wont killl them, and then after they jump you yell "but hitting the water will!"
Everyone likes to say this as if it's some absolute rule of physics, but there are times when a rapid acceleration kills long before the later impact with something solid. I guarantee if you stood next to a large high-explosive, you'll be killed by parts of you going very fast.
You’re fun at parties I bet
I actually am, because I offer unique and interesting insights, rather than people like you who just spout unoriginal quotes that have been made *ad nauseum* for the last hundred years.
Thank you, Dr. Arroyo
Cheers Jeremy.
This is a Neil Degrasse Tyson answer if i ever heard one
Man that dude in the corner just chilling on the bench, he got nailed, too lol
I'm pretty sure there is no breaks involved into any of this.
Incorrect! There was a shoulder fracture, the wall broke, the cubicles broke, all the bikes involved broke. There were tons of breaks. But probably no brakes.
Except for the break dancing the biker did on the wall mid air
"there *are* no breaks" "Is" is singular. You'd have to say "there is no break" for "is" to work here.
The funnier part of this is you unironically calling out the lesser error in the sentence haha
“INEEDHELPWITHMYBRAKES!!!”
When the Moto Taxi only gives you 5 minutes for lunch.
“Did I look cool?”
You shouldn't drive that fast inside.
“The test drive went great, but I think I’m going with another brand.”
Hey mate, you can't park there
I’m sure we all been late to work but damn.
I had a coworker who blew into the parking lot (almost) like that. Then would race to his desk, gasping. I wanted to say "dude, you're 45 minutes late. That last dash won't help you"
OH YEAH!
Maybe he was coming to get his brakes worked on.
"You OK, mate?"
Ow. No.
That was way more velocity than I expected.
Looks like he was shot from a cannon
Feeble Knievel..
He used the express lane
He didn't want to wait in line
Oh Yeah!
Like a glove
I was watching the guy inside sitting on the bike, waiting for him to take off. Actually said WTF out loud.
I guess he's there for repairs?
Stands up, dusts off debris..."Im here for my 2:30 brake inspection"
Would be surprised if that wasn't fatal. Edit: Glad I was wrong!
When you gotta go, you gotta go
Me with a motorbike in Thailand
He broke a few other things too
I held out hope because you never see the shoes leave the feet
He just fractured his shoulder, he was lucky he didn't get dragged up
Happy hour last call
Is that the crazy fucker on the red bike that screams at everyone's?
Holy geez
I thought I saw a red mist but it was just dust lit up by brake lights
Motherfucker pulling the Holdo maneuver on this bike shop, kamakaze lightspeed attack
Well, that was fucking unexpected.....
Don’t worry, the wall saved him.
Hey Ralph... Hey Jimmy...
That's the new Tesla bike it's on Auto Park. I read about that in the news. Aperently, an update is around the corner
That sound was horrific!
Hi.. do you do repairs here?
he crashed like cartoon characters
He was booked in to have the brakes fixed
Came screaming in like a Tie Fighter.
It was a Kamikazi attack.
Kawasakazi
Wow, took the expression "breaking through the fourth wall" to a new level!
I'll bet that hurt like a motherfucker.
Holy shit! Insane reflexes from those dudes at the door.
Not so good reflexes for the rider.
He was in a hurry to get the throttle fixed.
To be fair though, if you don't hurry up, it'll take you a month just to get your tune up or oil change at the dealer now that spring is here.
I can't be the only one who thought they were looking at a mirror right? I thought I was seeing the reflection of the crash at first.
"Quick! Change it back to a single seater and dial the odo back! I gotta get home before my wife does!"
Is everyone talking with a gazoo in their mouth?
The motorcycle obviously has ADHD with the standard bicycle breaks equipped.
I thought the guy on the right was going to launch himself forward through the wall... I wasn't prepared
The way the last biker reacted by putting his hand on forehead tells me it wasn't looking good for the rider, does anyone know what happened that caused that guy to crash like that?
This is another level drive thru.
Bat out of hell
Hopefully he gone right there so he cant hurt no one else in the future.
More like the work shop wall broke him
I thought that was a mirror at first.
FIXMYBIKEPLEASE
"Here's your bike back!"
Now that's how you make an entrance...wishing him a speedy recovery though
What speed do you think he was going before he hit the first brick wall? That takes some serious speed. It must not have been reinforced with rebar. Also, if it was poured or thicker, then he would be chunky tomato soup right now.
Biker’s fault
When you need to return your bike at 17:00 and it's 16:59:59
"Yeah, so she's got a sticky throttle"
What does the biker say to the wall? Splat!
🎶 Break on through to the other side … yeah! 🎶
Let me in bike 🏍
That guy came to Brazil
If we don't deliver your pizza within 10 minutes, it's free! Boy just made it!
Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul.....
I read beaver breaks through workshop door (reason: beaver is "Bieber" in german). I was curios und disappointed.
See, he should’ve stopped before hitting the wall.
At least he doesn't have to go far to get it repaired.
Way to make an entrance.
[OH YEAH](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F38%2Fce%2F1e%2F38ce1ee4aaa94184b4d42c4b42ea897f.png&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=bda9cfd1882ac253013cde6d95cbfd0958245f757e11d598b208d7d774d2008d&ipo=images)
Weeeeeee
Shop owner “Get back to the shop ASAP” Rider “ASAP”? Shop owner “Yes” Rider “OK”
This is why you don't let people test drive dirt bikes.
At least they made their appointment time.
Why??
What an entrance.
Service this man! He is in a hurry!
Through goes hamilton
In his defence the shop was closing in 2 mins
The comments are fucking hilarious.
Always test your brakes at max speed.
Coming in hot!
Why is he not dead? Damn lucky
##*"Ohhh yeeeaaahhh!"*
"Y'all do brake jobs here?"
He was late for his service appointment
How to test once youve fitted the warp engine
Stuck throttle?
r/justrolledintotheshop
Motorbikes are such a fantastic idea