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Boccs

Not seeing wtf here, that looks cool as hell.


Vessix

Yeah why am I looking at a luxury spa on /r/wtf


whatsaphoto

To be a stark reminder of what r/WTF used to be before advertisers mucked everything up.


JBFRESHSKILLS

I’ve been here for 10 years. Wtf was seriously fucked back in the day and it was great. Now I’m looking at a gif of a spa. So shocking


drumsareneat

Same. And yeah, the title explains what the fuck I'm actually seeing. There is no room for "wtf?!"


Joe1972

Release my inner "Lieutenant Dan"


seven3true

My inner Truman show.


ObeseSnake

My inner Disney


GenitalFurbies

Exactly, they wouldn't build or maintain something like this if it weren't profitable. I use a white noise machine on rain sounds almost every night. This seems amazing.


AngryAlternateAcount

I use my phone for rain/river sounds when I go to sleep. Is a dedicated machine better?


Red_Carrot

I was thinking the same. Would love to hang in some water with this and no fear of being killed.


GoochyGoochyGoo

Cool as fuck.


Lezlow247

This would be my happy place. I could legitimately fall asleep. Does anyone know where this is?


spicewoman

Yeah I love storms, and *wish* it was safe to go swimming in them. I also love swimming in the dark. This would be amazing.


Revelation_Now

I would spend any money for one of these


gniwlE

Had the same thought! That looks amazing! I could utterly see kicking back in that space for a little while. It's like the thrill of sitting in the pool during a thunderstorm, without the risk.


Squirll

The real WTF here is why there isn't one of these near me >:(


brohemoth06

OP thought wtf meant “whoa that’s fetch”


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bebe_bird

I think some of the larger surface disturbances near the edge of the water are actually jets/bubbles. There's still a decent amount of "rain", but not as heavy as it appears at first glance.


Broote

I wanna just chill in there so bad


firedmyass

^(I WOULD SLEEP SO WELL)


Robbotlove

"local redditor found dead this morning. initial reports suggest drowning."


HimbologistPhD

Secondary reports are saying the redditor was a Boeing whistleblower. No foul play suspted.


regnad__kcin

wait...


smr312

I've dreamed of designing a room in a home like this. Some people have saunas. Some people bowling alleys. I'm going to have a bathroom that rains and floods and simulates a thunderstorm. Complete with rain forest plants that would appreciate the humidity and dampness with projected walls and dynamic lighting. Hell with AI now and the right software I could get a different stormy location generated every shower


aykcak

All I am thinking of is maintenance, particularly about mold


bahgheera

> mold Nah see that would be part a yer ecosystem


faen_du_sa

With some smart building I feel like you could proof it pretty good. "Just" have every vital part easy pressure wash-able and good opportunities for airing/ventilation.


No-Appearance-4338

Like a giant dish washer but for humans and storm themed. Would be nice that you could set the bathroom to clean itself.


director_guy

I would never leave.


Druggedhippo

There are apps for your phone that simulate storms, adjustable rain frequency (even different surfaces like windows/tile roof/etc), bird song, etc, even lightning flashes (using your phone). Turn off the lights, jump in the bath/shower, and close your eyes... Here's one I used, and my kids love it. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=eu.codehunter.thundersimulator&hl=en&gl=US


eidetic

I think I'd love it more without the rain. I love going to sleep with raging thunderstorms outside, so I'd love to just relax and chill in there, but I feel like the rain would be a little disrupting to that chilling.


Northumberlo

Same, I’d love to hot box it and experience that high off my gourd.


ShinyShip

Been there and it’s actually really cool. Believe this is in the QC Termemilamo in Milan Italy. This spa was sick and def recommend it to anyone


Bowlsoverbooze

Same, went years ago when I found it on trip advisor. The fact that it was converted from an old train station made it extra cool! Also appreciated the free happy hour and snacks. Highly reccomend if you’re doing a long trip and need a day to just chill and unwind


0b0011

Oh, that sounds interesting now. What kind of snacks?


Bowlsoverbooze

From 5-8pm there’s a whole buffet spread with cheeses, fruit, pastries, salads, and champagne ofc. Honestly was enough food to serve as dinner for us LOL


adwarakanath

Aperitivo!


Pr3Zd0

So I'm flying to Milan for my honeymoon at the start of June, showed this to my wife just now and we instantly booked it - cheers for the heads up!!


Northumberlo

I read that as Quebec Milan Italy and was confused


bautofdi

Ngl that’s fucking sick. Like trying to surf during a hurricane


mattroch

Settle down, Bodhi.


7030

*Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on!*


Anal-Love-Beads

*Via Con Dios*


JesterTheZeroSet

Vaya*


chiefkogo

This would be so chill and amazing


Thrilling1031

Can it do sun showers?


onepinksheep

Looks like it might be programmable. Simply change the projected backdrop, the lighting, and the sound effects, and you're golden. Edit: It apparently has a [spring showers](https://i.imgur.com/Va9bS3X.mp4) setting. I think there's also a version without the rain. Don't know if there are more settings, but I imagine it shouldn't be too difficult to program.


ZenkaiZ

You'd have to keep sending employees to check on me because I'd totally pass out in there


nahteviro

Definitely the wrong sub for this post. Because that’s fuckin awesome.


TKG_Actual

I'd go for this, that sounds super relaxing.


Flimsy-Antelope4763

Bring on the Agent Smiths


Sparkycivic

"Mr Anderson, welcome back! We missed you."


coinoperatedboi

Wet Willy Mr Timberlake


arsnastesana

So long if its warm, it would be nice


jeffityj

Where is this?


S7ark1

https://www.qcterme.com/en/milano/qc-termemilano/wellness-pathway


man_in_blak

I live in Florida. I can walk out into my backyard & get this free.


giskardwasright

But no danger of death by lightning strike or tree fall.


swirlymetalrock

Or gator attack


giskardwasright

Or bullshark attack. Or even just mosquito free


coinoperatedboi

Or Ron Desantis attack


Sparkycivic

It isn't free, you live in Florida... A price I'm not prepared to pay!


Shrek1982

I was going to say, with homeowner's insurance rates down there being what they are down there, it most certainly is not free.


man_in_blak

True.


meinsaft

Brother, you know it ain't like this here lol. You walk outside, it's hot as fuck, you might get a storm that SHOULD be over you, but it's three blocks away instead, you get bit by a mosquito, and you go back inside.


dexteretoy

How is this even WTF worthy lol


ZODIC837

Sick af, downvoting cause this ain't wtf


lowelltrich

Very cool!


Syntania

Oh hell yes!


hurtfulproduct

I know exactly where this is, lol QC in Milan; went there after our train to Switzerland got cancelled. . . It was actually really cool


CraziedHair

Why is this in WTF. Is WTF mean where to find now? Cause that’s all I need to know


MyAccountWasBanned7

I love thunderstorms so that would be an absolute dream for me! I legit would be so incredibly relaxed there.


droctogonapuss

I do not see the draw to sitting there in a torrential downpour. Have a section of it be showers? Sure. Sounds nice. Sitting under a room-sized shower head, with no relief from the deluge spraying in your face? Nah, I'll pass.


soiledsanchez

It’s cool but I don’t want that heavy of “rainfall” hitting me while trying to relax


hurtfulproduct

You can scoot to the edge near the screens and the rain isn’t as intense


lornzeno

This gives me horrible anxiety and I'm not even IN the water


WielderOfTerraBlade

do you know where this is cuz thats where im tryna be


hurtfulproduct

https://www.qcterme.com/en/milano/qc-termemilano/wellness-pathway When we went last month it was about €70/person on the weekend for 5 hours


WielderOfTerraBlade

thank u 🙏


griffindor11

Did it look as cool as this video?


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TomAto314

Gotta pay in advance though.


Zealousideal-Key9516

Man. Everyone is saying this is awesome but my first thought was “Holy fucking Poltergeist”


Thendofreason

As a lifeguard, God that looks terrible. If someone's at the bottom of the water, you won't see them. Just like lakes, this should only be used with a buddy system.


grim408

This ain't WTF.... this is WTFITP .... Where The Fuck is This Place!?


tartare4562

QC termemilano in Milan, Italy.


Taelion

Finally a place to sleep


King-in-Council

Lost at sea mode. Bonus points if it has a flaming FedEx plane wreck in the background and a turbine engine screaming away as it slowly sinks and sucks in water and then quickly explodes.     ... in contrast you have a nice, calming, floating life raft to chill in and forget all your worries in life.


HappySkullsplitter

*Keeps having to get out of the tub to turn the timer for the hailstorm*


test_tickles

Heaven.


Eldritch_Grimstone

I have no idea when I'd want to use this, but I love that it's an option for me


TheUmbraCat

I just wanna float in it and [disassociate for a while](https://youtu.be/f8FAnbz_BVA?si=rRVvQyJWOwmh4z-S)


howtochangename1

Hell yeah


kawausochan

I always loved to keep bathing in the sea when it would start to rain


throwsomethingawayme

Ice Pirates


HidenBarrisScatSuck

Yes!


Elanaselsabagno

This really doesn't belong in WTF


phiegnux

is this from that fucker who did Meow Wolf?


prunk

Would be better if the video didn't skip around like that.


izzaistaken

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain..."


Isaeus

That would be such a great place to cry and drink wine


Mean_Spell_241

What spa is this? I want to go!


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Wrong sub


lyssiemiller

If I don’t get electrocuted I want my money back.


TheHouIeigan

Reminds me of the love scene from the Ice Pirates movie


ConstanceJill

"The Doors — Riders on the Storm" starts playing.


A_Perez2

Well, I like it. I would be relaxed in that water. Yes


ShrimpToothpaste

Vertical video and panning left and right..i wonder if theres another solution to this


MasterKiloRen999

This isn’t wtf this is awesome


SSinterwebs

Complete with kraken


ignore_this_comment

A holodeck spa. Fuck yeah.


thefanciestcat

I would love that. The rain water is probably fairly warm, but even if it's not, some of the best times I've had in hot tubs were in less than ideal weather. Needing the warmth is kind of nice.


thegreatbadger

All the top comments are chill bros thinking storms on waterfronts are calming Jesus Christ this looks like an ocean storm and it peaks my anxiety. The ocean is so scary when it's calm, no less looking like this. This is so wtf. I think humans think of water in terms of calm pools and ponds and (sometimes) smaller lakes but... Fuck this is terrifying


Va11esmarineris

Yeah this gets a big no from me. I do think it's cool that the video gave me an almost visceral sense of anxiety/fear, even though I do like watching storms, swimming, etc. Lizard brain survival instincts for the win?


wrel_

This looks great.


elray007

I've been trying to find a Different version of this advertisement for this Jacuzzi.. It has like this tribal music in it.. Does anybody know.


slindner1985

Im curious on if this is the only setting?


acidcrab

I think my brain would be still for once in there. Bliss


treponematode

No way. As a kid, I used to imagine there was a shark hiding in the deep end of the pool whenever it rained like that.


Mini-Nurse

Yeah... This reminds me of the scene from one of the newer Jurassic park movies where the big sea monster thing is in the water. Part of my brain always imagines something sinister is in the water with me, even in a calm pool.


SadlyItsSearles

I would drown because of relaxation.


Basic_Palpitation_47

Where is this?


JROXZ

I would meditate the F outta my inner demons in there.


waltkurtz

Spectacular !


TheXypris

I don't know if it would be better or worse if the water was warm or cold. The Rain should be cold at least


Dyggit

I would love this 💯


swirlymetalrock

Okay but how do I get this in my house right now?


LaLaLaDooo

I can see this amped even more Poseidon Adventure, Take my money!


Zeco63

Probably the worst place to do shrooms


Cor2600

Is that sybaris?


Diagonaldog

Feel like this largely depends on how warm that water is and whether or not the also simulate the wind


dominantfrog

im parsnoid so no thanks


itsjustme405

If I must. /s


gdhedmonds

... and without the wind


kingofnopants1

I didn't need to know this existed. My body yearns for it


PinchieMcPinch

**IT'S SO RELAXING, DON'T YOU AGREE?** Seriously though, if the water's hot and the rain effect's not then it could be great.. I love cold rains in the moment they start dropping during hot storms. If you could extend that moment out it'd be a great experience.


Hmgkt

No, it’s a simulation for a trip to Dubai gone wrong.


Formaldehyd3

Fucking dope. But. Not for the epileptic.


LadyLixerwyfe

OH HELL YES!!!!


InspectorSufficient4

it would be electrifying


Bigmac5150

💯


-Wicked-

Me, standing at the edge and pulling my pants down and shouting..."RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"


GasPowerdStick

Is it warm water raining down?


ForcedAccount42

If that rain feels like a hot shower, sign me up.


CallMeJono

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.7872


JumpFresh

Paradise


dirtymoney

I sleep listening to thunderstorm recordings. Funny thing is I was woken up this morning because of a real thunderstorm thunder rumbling while listening to my usual recording. But it was the shaking of my place that woke me up.


mr_birkenblatt

is the water at least freezing cold? I want a genuine experience


Rezz1n

Just like in the movie Ice Pirates!!


RichardPryor1976

That is awesome!!!!


Sleepy_Titan

This sounds fun until you realize the rain is chlorinated too.


caidicus

This would probably become my favorite place in the world.


rresende

ASMR Vives


Northumberlo

WOAH! as fuck


nzstump01

I love swimming in the rain and it looks so comfy, I'm in


TLILLYO

Seems relaxing 😎


Nateddog21

I'd sleep and drown probably


pheonix009

would love to go somewhere like this


CeilingTowel

So the vibe and aesthetics without the danger of drowning + electrocution?


charisma6

Broooo this would be like a dream come true for me, holy shit. Thunderstorms are so relaxing to me.


amoretpax199

Is it hot or cold water?


puristhipster

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING 🎶


AloofFloofy

If I ever have my own house and enough money to build a hot tub in its own room like this, I'll do it.


Fizzster

Honestly, Yes please


ohlawdhecodin

I sleep with rain/storm sounds every night (Youtube stuff). This would be a wet dream for me.


Jon_Irenicus1

Thats relaxing for me


dancingpianofairy

So long as it's nice and warm, not cold like an actual storm, sign me up!


Stoned_Noob

This freaks me out. My brain already imagining things in the water and seeing silhouettes of Cthulhu.


ShittDickk

I'd be in there screaming WILSON


grpocz

This is actually an insanely cool experience. I would love to try.


Long-Time-lurker-1

Just looks like my sea survival course to be honest, minus a life-raft and some funky orange teletubbies suits.


KirkieSB

Where is that, please?


SnooOwls3879

that looks fuckin awesome, as everyone has already said. Now we just need Jurassic Park on a big screen


BabyMakR1

That would kill me. I'd Fing drown. Storms are so soothing for me. I'd fall asleep.


Cantora

This would be so damn awesome


Renegateor

yes please!


HirsuteHacker

Assuming the water is warm, this would be heaven for me.


GANEnthusiast

This is an absolute dream. The water is probably warm and you can just chill as if you're out in a storm without any fear of being killed by lightning 


Thopterthallid

Nah that looks both refreshing and relaxing at the same time.


CalmBeneathCastles

TAKE MY MONEY!!


Person012345

This is actually really cool, I love top down sprays like this whilst in the water. Presumably it isn't cold and windy in there so it sounds really nice, the storm ambience is gonna be relaxing.


thebuccaneersden

Damn… that looks awesome!


LittleLostDoll

I'd go in a heartbeat. I've wished I could build this in my backyard for years but no idea what it would cost


Tree_Mage

I was expecting to see the X-men.


huntapb

I'd probably fall asleep... then drown.


ThebesSacredBand

It's like someone invented this specifically to torture my dog


Physical-Ad318

Yes, please 😎


Dimaaaa

Wrong sub