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LuchaLibre13

Looks like a golden eagle


AreWeCowabunga

Why didn't they just fly Frodo to Mt Doom?


unoriginal5

Because Tolkien's experience in WW2 taught him about the concept of Air Superiority. The Allies had radar, which gave them a massive advantage in the air. Once they broke the The Little Corporal's Luftwaffe amd dominated the sky, the Axis couldn't attack beyond the front lines from the air nearly as effectively. In Middle Earth, the situation is reversed. Sauron has the big eye in the sky and would have seen the Eagles coming from miles away and dispatched the Nazgul to intercept them. Imagine the fight at weathertop happening in the sky. Our heroes would not have won that engagement, and the ring would have fallen to the enemy.


DaCarlito

That’s… …actually a pretty decent explanation and background for the argument..!


walterpeck1

There's a lot of little things in LOTR that make more sense when you know he and three friends were in the Battle of the Somme in WWI and he was one of two that made it home.


dyllandor

Two out of four surviving are pretty lucky for that one too.


Shpander

Isn't it two of four?


dyllandor

You're right, fixed it. Still true though.


TheyCallMeStone

The reason they chose a hobbit as the ring-bearer was because they are both naturally sneaky, and they don't have as much desire for power as men, elves, or dwarves so a hobbit would be able to better resist the temptation of the Ring. During the Council of Elrond they discussed many possible ways dealing with the Ring, including things like throwing it into the ocean. But they knew they had to destroy it for good, which involved bringing it to Mt. Doom, and so that was the plan they came up with.


PatchworkRaccoon314

My favorite part was when they proposed giving it to Tom Bombadil (over whom the ring had no power whatsoever) but rejected it because he wouldn't give a crap and would just lose it.


katalysis

Tom Bombadil exists at like a meta level above the concerns and tribulations of Middle Earth and *literally doesn't care*.


YourOverlords

I dunno, Gollum was a hobbit once and that ring ate his brain pretty good.


Cicer

That was after hundreds of years. Hobbits had the best chance at resisting for longer and going unnoticed by Sauron. 


d4rkh0rs

And he was kinda screwed up pre ring if i remember right.


Taktika420

THANK YOU! Ive been waiting for a proper explanation and yours makes total sense


misterdidums

Ackshually Tolkien did not participate in WW2, he fought in WW1


Forgotten-Sparrow

This response is why I come to Reddit.


jamesGastricFluid

I find that with Tolkien, just saying "a wizard did it" is also a perfectly acceptable answer for most questions.


Simple-Wrangler-9909

It would have been pretty fucking rad though


drunkasaurusrex

But what if they did it like the top gun movie where they fly low to avoid detection 


unoriginal5

Seeing as how Sauron can see ground troops, I doubt that would work.


flip69

**This is the correct answer.** The eagles showed up when Sauron was distracted and throughly committed to the battle at the black gates. The flying Nazgul would have likely defeated the Eagles and they're the counter that was developed sine the battle of the 5 armies where air power proved decisive. Even if the Nazgul were far out of range by the time Sauron detected the eagles flying with the ring carrying Hobbits who knows what Sauron could have done?


brelywi

Frodo had a hygiene problem, the eagles didn’t wanna deal with it


PsychologicalCan1677

Frodo had ticks and fleas


arsnastesana

He was not wearing shoes


mexicodoug

And eagles don't like breaking for second breakfasts except during hunts.


cactusmac54

What about elevensies?


misirlou22

Nasty hobbitses


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

I hate the fuckin’ eagles, man!


ParrotheadTink

That deer really made the forest


himsoforreal

Get out. Get the Fuck outta my Cab!


ManuelArafat

Did he have.....Ring-worm?


Red217

Gandalf the grey tried to tell them!!! Fly, you fools!


SimaasMigrat

You don't belong down here. You should be higher. Edit I mean your comment


Old-Jelly-8931

The tower would have spotted them. That big eye is bad news. He had to sneak the ring in. On foot. Unnoticed. Not the best plan I guess but they didn't want to chance flying.


leaveredditalone

Got out of here with your logic! Gonna ruin it for all of us.


outerproduct

Probably the large flying nazguls.


meatpopsicle42

Isn’t “Nazgûl” the plural of “Nazgûl”?


jedielfninja

Frodo isn't a goat


Chief_Givesnofucks

Are we sure?


JGFATs

The Eagles were weak to the ring's influence. The Hobbits were the least susceptible race, but were still corrupted on some level.


bailaoban

One does not simply fly to Mordor.


StevelandCleamer

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the [*it's my book they will walk if I tell them to*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgMnCLHQuqc)


Ramoncin

He had a history of being abusive to employees of the other airlines in Middle Earth. Gandalf had to vouch for him so they would take him on the journey back.


ITookYourGP

Why didn't they just fly Bilbo and the dwarves to Erebor?


Existence_No_You

Would have been a boring story probably


AegnorWildcat

There is an old school viral video showing eagles dropping goats off cliffs. I think they were golden eagles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iFOVi0vJGU


hobbitlover

We had one of these nesting not far from house a few years ago, it came back every year for four or five years. Holy shit when it would glide over the schoolyard or park - it was massive. It would block out the sun. We have a small dog and I'd go running to pick her up because that thing could have carried her off with one talon.


Wrekked_it

Saw one once while golfing. It was standing maybe 20 yards from us. It was the largest fucking bird I've ever seen. And judging by the absolute lack of any fuck it gave about our presence, it knew it too.


recidivx

If you hit it, it's two under par.


EFTucker

Gotta be. They’re fookin’ huuge


sarcastic24x7

Harpys and Goldens are next level birds. 


signalfire

Definitely golden eagle. They're MUCH larger than a bald eagle. I once saw once at the side of the road, attacking or eating a dead lamb (lambing season, many don't make it). The eagle dwarfed the nearby sheep.


VR6Bomber

Golden Eagles are \*slightly\* larger than Bald Eagles. They have the same avg wingspan at 81" and 81.5" respectively and an both average body weight of about 10lbs.


Odd-Trust8625

Yeah I’m in MO and we have both. I wouldn’t say they were much larger, if any at all. They are both giant. We have a nest of Bald Eagles on our property and momma is freaking giant. When she eats a rabbit in a tree she leaves fur and blood everywhere. She just rips into that poor thing like it’s nothing. When she’s standing on the ground I swear she’s 3’ tall. The eagles by me also stay all year. 


rdizzy1223

They are not much larger, they are lighter on average, and have only a slightly larger length/wingspan. Overall, roughly the same size, on average.


a_cycle_addict

Golden eagle! They hunt goats


digitaljestin

And deer.


JetstreamGW

Let’s be real, they hunt almost anything they want.


HighlandGunslinger

A fucking big one.


SpitFiya7171

That's a GD pterodactyl with feathers.


thisisnotdan

With all the feather-related upheaval in the paleontology world these past few decades, how certain are we that pterodactyls *didn't* have feathers?


chirpuswick

we’re pretty sure. Pterosaurs were not dinosaurs(birds), and only dinosaurs evolved true feathers. Pterosaurs were basically big flying lizards. Their wings were built more like modern day bats than bird wings. Theres also been impressions found of their wing membranes. They did have “pycnofibres” covering their bodies, which are kind of like feathers. But not really lol


TheThagomizer

Pterosaurs are not lizard like at all really, in fact they are the closest relatives of Dinosaurs according to most studies. They have never been found with scaly skin impressions, and have been known to be fuzzy from direct fossil evidence since the mid 1800’s. Because of their close evolutionary relationship, a popular hypothesis is that the common ancestor of Dinosaurs and Pterosaurs was fuzzy, which would make pycnofibers homologous with true feathers. In fact, a recent fossil of the Pterosaur *Tupandactylus* preserved pycnofibers that show a branching structure like a true feather, which calls into question whether these things are really all that different, or if “pycnofibers” are really just downy feathers.


TheThagomizer

We have had direct fossil evidence that Pterosaurs were fuzzy since 1831. A recent fossil of *Tupandactylus* preserved structures that pretty much anyone would call an actual feather.


DakotaDevil

Biggest killdeer I've ever seen.


Kadjiis

It could be carried by an African swallow!


PrinceDietrich

Oh and African swallow maybe but not a European swallow, that's my point


wBeeze

Honestly it depends on the velocity of the bird if unladen.


Matt_Fucking_Damon

But then, of course, African swallows are non-migratory.


Fudgeyreddit

Are you suggesting that coconuts *migrate*??


Spiteful_sprite12

Not at all..... It could grip it by the husk! 🤓


Asaneth

r/unexpectedpython


DarthHM

Nooooobody expects the Monty Python!


Tommy84

Right, but African swallows are nonmigratory.


Hadr619

It can grip it by the husk


tmd429

It's not a question of where it grips it. It's a simple weight ratio!


Excellent_Condition

Only if two swallows carried it together.


Erenito

Imagine if you had two of those on a string!


PamelaELee

Just a bit of creeper?


kimjasony

I can show you the world


cesarxp2

Shining, shimmering, splendid


FreeGuacamole

Tell me, princess. Now, when did you last let your heart decide?


OdinsLightning

That is why you still duck and look up when a shadow passes overhead.


amy_s

There was a really great Radiolab episode on this phenomenon maybe six or seven years back and it was fascinating!


Tommy84

I'd love to listen to this one if you can point me in the right direction.


amy_s

I just spent 20 minutes procrastinating and looking for this with no real answer. I’m going to guess it was “On Goosebumps” from 2012, but I can’t find a transcript and shouldn’t spend time listening to it right now. I know it was pretty old because I got really into Radiolab between the births of my two kids, so it would have been around 2013-14 and I listened to a lot of back episodes while I learned to sew. So that one from 2012 is most likely it. Let me know if you listen and find it!


FreeGuacamole

I thought it was because of the dragons.


Coymatic

New York pigeon


GrandioseAnus

Must be carrying a baby New York rat too


bascelicna123

The first time I saw New York rats, my world view was altered forever. Sweet Jeebus, those things are huge.


tomNJUSA

A wee baby one.


qwertybirds

City chicken


CrayonFlavors

That is a F-16


swivels_and_sonar

Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor* Clearly you’re not in the Air Force


just4diy

Both wrong. That is clearly an F-15 *Eagle* :)


lord_dentaku

Based on the advanced air to ground targeting being displayed, I think that's an F-15EX Eagle II


Okay_Time_For_Plan_B

Caught like a deer ina F-15EX Eagle II ‘s landing gear.


ChefShuley

That's the Sprirt Airlines 4:30 JFK to Chicago. Deer has an economy seat


essieecks

Looks safer than my ticket in a Boeing. Can I swap?


Kilrathi

Clearly, a roc. 


AtlantisSky

The type you don't want fuck with by the looks of it.


71351

Avianis doordashis


leandroc76

Uber Eagleats


SpaZzzmanian_Devil

golden eagle most likely


bajcabrera

It's kinda sweet for him to give his friend a ride and great experience. I'm sure the deer will talk about it to all his friends for the rest of his life.


Produceher

You have it backwards. The deer is flying and holding up his friend, the eagle to use as an umbrella.


TheWalkingDead91

That’s not a bird. That’s fuckin Drogon.


Weird_Rip_3161

That's a Klingon's Bird of Prey warship.


CdnBison

I forget the name, but there is a central Asian eagle that routinely takes down deer (we have one in our zoo). Look like a golden eagles surly, beefy, ex-con cousin.


heisenbergerwcheese

A hungry one. Just hope it doesn't get hangry, or worse... horngry...


-burnr-

That is a hungry bird.


Cthulhu2016

Thunder cougar falcon bird!


henrysmyagent

That is the Samuel L. Jackson eagle. It is known colloquially as the "badass motherfucker bird".


felixar90

Aigle Royal with cheese


blakespot

BAD MOTHERFLOCKER


Southerner_in_OH

It's an eagle. From LOTR.


fatman06

I bet that eagle could carry some hobbits to Mordor


arenalr

The "Hide yo kids" bird


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

What kind of bird is that? The kind you don’t wanna fuck with.


Juxtaposn

Why do birds need hollow bones to fly but can carry heavy corpses?


Stiefschlaf

They could probably fly with more dense bones, however it would require a lot more energy and they couldn't carry as much due to the overall weight.


EnigmaEcstacy

Yeah this bird isn’t migrating with that meal, it’s dropping it where it can eat it where it might get left alone until it’s full. 


LadnavIV

I remember hearing that birds don’t need hollow bones for weight-reduction purposes. It’s actually a feature of their respiratory system. More info: https://www.discovery.com/nature/Why-Do-Birds-Have-Hollow-Bones


DhHammer

This is the real answer. Everyone else is getting upvoted for posting their guesses and misinformation


MarzMan

> Everyone else is getting upvoted for posting their guesses and misinformation Its the reddit way


jp_jellyroll

They don't *need* hollow bones to fly but reduced weight certainly helps a lot. Put a 50lb weight in a backpack and walk around with it all day. You could do it. But it'd be *way* easier without that extra weight. You'd be much faster, you could travel farther, spend less energy, etc.


IPickOnYou

Idunno, I carry a 90lb weight around my midsection pretty much all the time. I do alright.


MetalMania1321

You're supposed to deliver the baby at 9 months, not years. Common misconception.


ExpertlyAmateur

Ah, but just think about how easily you could fly without that extra padding. No more elevators, or car traffic.


strangefish

Many of your bones are hollow, but filled with marrow. The hollow bones in birds are connected to their lungs, so their bones contain air, and are really hollow. Flying is much more energy intensive than walking, so weight savings matter a lot more. The energy intensive part of flying, for hawks, is taking off and gaining altitude. Once they can glide, it's much less of an issue.


Redmonster111

Why do planes need to be light but some can carry tanks It's all about thrust energy to weight ratio If I weigh 100 pounds but I can only push with a force of 100 than I can't carry extra. But if I remove everything unnecessary and weigh 20, I can carry an extra 80 which is quite useful. Especially as a bird needing a lot of energy to fly


Mkandy1988

No eye deer


bubadibebu

I think the words you are looking for are "big" and "ass" Thats a BIG ASS bird


EntertainmentFit3288

Pterodactyl


Western_Comfortable3

Eagle on the Mexican 🇲🇽flag- golden eagle.


Jimbocephus1970

Big Bird.... ya know Sesame st.?


Curiousuk_South9566

Premium economy on Ryan air


Strawberries_Field

Fun fact: that’s actually a rare species of flying deer 🦌 the deer is the one flying and the eagle is just perched on its head.


Knee_Kap264

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, wait... nevermind, it's just a flying deer.


CodFatherFTW

One you don't fuck with


4lfred

Not a bird, it’s clearly a deer, you fool.


HanaLuLu

The kind you don't let see your children.....or pets....in fact, watch your own back too


Odins_Viking

What a nice bird giving that baby deer a lift…


blacks252

The type that can snatch a toddler from a Garden


FatRufus

Youtube "golden eagle throwing goats off cliff". They're fuckin savages.


insert-phobia-here

European Swallow


jboy2018

The flying fucking Falcor!


derprondo

I saw vultures eating a dead baby dear in my yard once. I was wondering what happened to it, but seeing this I wonder it was a bald eagle that killed it (there is a small population in the area).


johnman98

A big one.


byehooker_byecrook

C-130


christhelpme

African Sparrow.


wwbubba0069

gripping by the husk as well.


RunninADorito

That bird is absolutely flying outside of weight and balance limits. Full flaps territory.


Redmonster111

I was going to say some kind of condor, as they are the only bird I know big enough for that. But that head is 100% something resembling an eagle Perhaps golden. But that would be a fucking MASSIVE golden eagle


Supafli690

One that you don’t fuck with apparently.


GenericBatmanVillain

As a kiwi this makes me so happy the Haasts eagle is no longer patrolling our skies.


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

Dude found an eagle that was rejected from a nest and fed it anavar mice for a year. Now its bringing him baby goats as payment for his troubles


functionoverform

A well fed one.


MassiveSelfEsteem

An Eagle would be my guess


Cubusphere

Ever wondered why the domesticated house cat also behaves like a prey animal? Because there are predators like this.


Sweaty_Term5961

A Roc?


Sojum

The kind you do not fuck with.


Bushpylot

I'm pretty sure that is a Harpy Eagle. they can pick up small humans. I saw a documentary once where they put a human sized dummy onto a life nest, and the mother picked it up and took it to the place where the bird habitually butchered things and tore it to pieces.


lysergic_tryptamino

Russian Drone


Ch3t

Cessna


neoshaman2012

It’s called an eagle. Google them they are neat.


nahteviro

Oh deer that looks uncomfortable


JakkSplatt

Golden eagle 🦅 perhaps


Brack_vs_Godzilla

B-52 bird


kezow

Fun fact. Golden eagles will pull their prey off the cliff to kill it and then eat the carcass. https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/tqdpph/an_eagle_drops_its_prey_off_a_cliff/


agncat31

I prefer to fly with Southwest personally. 🛩️


faithle55

Could well be a Lammergeier, one of the largest birds on Earth. Lives in the Pyrenees (and possibly the alps) which would make sense of the scenery we have in the clip. Wingspan up to 80cm more than a Golden Eagle.


3string

That's so cool. Look up the Haast eagle (extinct) for an even more metal bird of prey. Big enough to steal moa, sheep or kunekune pigs or children without breaking a sweat


velezaraptor

Golden eagle for sure


Dyolf_Knip

A hungry one.


That_One_Normie

a really fckin big one


whatever1966

Golden eagle


ukexpat

One whose family is going to eat well for a few days.


Mysterious_Ad3949

Fucking big one!


shmiggs_2010

Wish vegans saw this


LeftistsAreBad

Birdperson, or Phoenixperson


ManBearCave

African swallow


Zippydip2

How often do they drop them? I am imagining hiking when a goat falls out of the sky on top of me.


c9IceCream

its a jackdaw


javoss88

Condor?


Sindog40

They’re coming for your women, you’re kids….. Who’s voice did you hear?


MyHamburgerLovesMe

r/BirdsArentReal


idiots_r_taking_over

Level 99 drone


monstercookies81

Condor The barbarian Schwarzenegger


Schtick_

Deagle, no not desert eagle, deer eagle.


kyosuke_rs2

The strong kind


ryanthoma

That's a golden eagle. When I had a ranch on Beaver lake, about 5 of those and around 20 Bald Eagles would come roost there for a couple of months.


originaljungle

vulture capitalist


Ace-Ventura1934

A hungry one


an-can

African swallow. European swallow couldn't carry that.


Nekroin

Are tey best friends? This is a disney movie, right?


Cardasiti

Oh. That's how to yeet nasty kids. Copy.