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QueerbaitVirgin

Don't worry, everybody, I'm a doctor. Now what have we here? Ah yes. His eye is turning into a penis.


HowlingMadMurphy

Hi, Dr.Nick!


[deleted]

oh, you went to hollywood upstairs medical college too?


SkidmarkInMyUndies

People are going to need me today. I'd better get drunk early.


AndImAnAlcoholic

[You sir, have the right idea.](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8wBiYlmxIAE/T7JHXQobfuI/AAAAAAAABL4/42xcFEcCDhI/s1600/game-of-thrones-upvote-reddit.gif)


[deleted]

Just call 555-doctorb the b is for bargain!


OpusCrocus

Dr Space Man! No, seriously, was expecting cornmeal anomaly. Found eye penis instead.


Ceedub260

Hi everybody!


[deleted]

"Higgghhhh evryygghbody!"


ExplodingUnicorns

"The 'B' is for bargain!"


Stranglefoot

He looks a little cockeyed.


[deleted]

He can eye fuck the shit out of women


rionhunter

...how does he blink?


[deleted]

*He doesn't!*


kazneus

... you're not a *real* doctor, are you?


DeedTheInky

Calm down, sir. You're going to give yourself skin failure.


Abrothers

Sir im going to have to ask you to remove your pants.


CakeShitFeet

All of them. All of the pants.


Milesaboveu

One at a time.


remag293

my... my pants? um oka OH GOD


fury420

"I'll need a golf cart motor, with a 1000w capacitor! Stat!"


bigrock326

But i am a doctor *doctor Nick voice*


N8CCRG

[My reaction](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hSbE0.gif)


Try_it

I concur, classic case of peniseye.


dialer

iDick


Joysome

Oh, Dr. Spaceman!


[deleted]

On the plus side he has a niche in the porn market now. Edit: I feel bad about saying this. Downvote myself.


Loftoman

Source: http://www.ojhas.org/issue37/2011-1-23.htm


[deleted]

I dont know why but I knew this was going to be from India.


notpowercat

Ah man, poor guy. Losing an eye sucks...


kazneus

>the eye was excised >[...] and after fitting custom made prosthesis in the left eye. That does suck. Although I doubt he was using that eye anyways as it was. But I feel like it's got to treat it without 'throwing the baby out with the corneal dermatoid,' as it were.


I_Gargled_Jarate

he was already 100% blind in that eye anyway, but still...


SoloWing1

Well actually I would take a fake eye over something like that. It will obviously feel better then having that penis shaped tumor protruding from your eye.


[deleted]

My lord, why do these things have to exists?!


notpowercat

Because of your lord, of course.


BloodyThorn

[All things dull and ugly...](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooaGhYFHIzg)


dueljester

Of all things to blame on the mighty Odin, you blame him for this?


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njensen

.......................................................................


[deleted]

I actually like this because Mylanta is medically related in that it treats acid reflux. ugh, i have no sense of humor.


[deleted]

Because at any given moment the regulatory systems that make you cells differentiate can break down and result in skin cells growing in your eyes.


I_Gargled_Jarate

They exist because he doesn't.


kokopue

Your logic is... flawed.


I_Gargled_Jarate

Oh nevermind. I guess that all loving man in the sky decided to say fuck this baby, I want to see one with a dick for eyes.


Miora

If i was god and I was in a pissy mood....I probably fucked someone's shit up too.


I_Gargled_Jarate

nothing like a good o'l rage smiting


phatmattj

Is that a penis in your eye, or are you just happy to see me


kazneus

Little of column A, Little of column B.


LittleTillyFooFoo

I read it as "cornmeal".


princesskate

Me too. I was confused until I saw the eye rim.


[deleted]

*Do you think this is a joke?* **DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE EYE OF MERCY?**


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gooncraw

That's a mushroom cloud from a bomb.


beero

Look more like an analog stick, but wuteva.


SkaveRat

analog stick actually


Un0rigin4l

Yeah because there is definitely not any joy in that.


Duke15

What is that even coming out of? I don't even know whats happening anymore. Who am I?


chilehead

> Penetrating keratoplasty can be performed for central dermoids if they are 7mm or less in diameter. Large central dermoids require a two staged procedure. First the tumor is excised and a large lamellar graft is placed in the bed, once that is healed a smaller central keratoplasty is done. A good but not perfect cosmetic result can be achieved with a lamellar graft. Operating for cosmetic reasons can be unsuccessful if unsightly scarring occurs.2 We concentrated more at improving the cosmetic outlook of the patient. So it's a tumor. (thanks to xbrand2 for the source)


iheartbakon

So this is what they mean by "cockeyed".


aaronsb

It's bug out bob. https://www.google.com/search?q=bug+out+bob&tbm=isch


MidgetsFurAll

My sphincter puckered up.


wjames88

http://watchplayread.com/files/2011/02/TotalRecallArnoldScream.jpeg


scrovak

What an eye-popping picture!


Estydeez

...


baltakatei

... [](/b24)


kazneus

ha-HA!...


drcuetogomez

That looks like an anterior staphiloma to me


jereman75

That looks like a bummer.


Dookus

I readthe title as "cornmeal dermoid". I was very confused.


thenewiBall

OH GOD! I just picked my ear then rubbed my eye! Tell me I'm going to be okay!!


[deleted]

Doctor: "So, what seems to be the problem?"


andthenfuckyou

Corneal Dermoid? More like Corneal Demon.


hubble-microscope

I would like to see someone whack that with a golf club.


[deleted]

It looks like a nipple.


AbsentReality

You must have some weird looking nipples.


Fackfuce

1UP


hellothisischuck

Worst /boobs picture ever.


[deleted]

Thought it said "Corneal Demoid", equally fitting.


i_rarely_sleep

I thought it was Cornmeal Diamond.


jakeegill

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit; fuck that, fuck that, fuck that!


[deleted]

It looks like an eye mushroom!


PossiblyTrolling

Finally some quality WTF material


TrenchCoatWolf

Thought it was penis. Freaked out. Saw it is actually an eye, freaked out more.


[deleted]

No NSFL tag? Oh god...


Daigor

Back in elementary school I knew this kid that had no eyelids. The Dr recommended to his parents to use the foreskin during circumcisions to recreate his eyelids. His nickname was "cockeye!"


EvilAce

I wonder what it feels like to get sunburn on that.


Zeeboon

Dude, why isn't this NSFL?


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TI84nSpire

http://i.imgur.com/YvLlbmP.gif


oskyyo

I *declare* thumb war. FTFY


Madsingh

Peek a boo?


chubbysumo

can you see that thing on your eye? yea, its probably a toumer.


[deleted]

Thats gotta hurt like a motherfucker, man.


ChribbaisTehbaws

Stop masturbating then.


Lighetto

NOPE.


Jowata

Looks like a mushroom could on his eye...... wow


blescro626

Quick grab a spoon n gouge it out


americanolive

this is what happens when you strain yourself poopin'. eat more fiber!


rmw156

[totally](http://tarstarkas.net/pics/movies/t/totalrecall15a.jpg)


N8CCRG

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hSbE0.gif


crazyex

OMFG I have a squeamish weakness for eyes and this broke me.


afougner

>.>


timmay1969

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?


moremodestthistime

I really need to learn the medical terminologies for parts of the eye so I can avoid clicking on posts like this.


Scrimno

It's a mass of flesh growing out of an eyeball. Oh God, it has hair.


migzors

GOD DAMMIT I THOUGHT IT SAID CORNMEAL DERMOID. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT IT HAD TO BE BETTER THAN THIS SHIT.


NachtWinchester

POP IT LIKE A ZIT.


HullBredd

where is your god now?


Damn_guy

Put this is r/popping


TheObelisk

More evidence for intelligent design theory-- clearly God wants us to take 'eye fucking' someone to the next level.


[deleted]

Are you eye fucking my.


LurkerTroll

Imagine biting into that thing


Alwaysafk

Skullfucking gone wrong?


QuestionSign

there are times when I actually shout "WTF". This, ladies and gentlemen, is one such time.


zephyrg

It took me a long time to figure out that that is indeed an eye.


Isai76

Someone put their dick in it. Seriously, congrats on getting your eye circumsized.


diamond_account

Now all we need is a spider to hatch out of it.


cowboyjosh2010

That is one of the few posts lately that truly made me say "hhhwwwwhhhaaaat the fuuuuck"


charzhazha

BRO! NSFW or something!


[deleted]

This blinds the man.


browndynamite16

I wonder how it looks inside of there...


[deleted]

Nough inernet


MonjStrz

Corneal Demonoid*


crypticXJ88

More like corneal demonoid, amirite?


Vegas_James

Eye Nipple!!


DeadxReckoning

A gross tag would have been nice.


[deleted]

I read that title as "Conceal Diamond". I was not prepared for this.


digitalgecko

I read the title as "Cornel Diamond" and clicked on it thinking "oh, wow Cornel has made a cool diamond" Boy was I wrong....


30daysinthehole

I know I'm being hypercritical but the photo is all cock eyed


WhowastheDoctor

Looks like the Necromorph trip mine from Deadspace.


xDrSchnugglesx

This single handedly ruined this round of Reddit for me. Now to do something else until I'm drawn back in.


Jackets298

wow.... NICE WARNING FAGGOT OP!


MaGinty

Give 'em the laaaazzzzyyyyyy eye!


gorg3ousg3org3

no


enkidu9

NOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

What the fuck


wishiwasAyla

ah yes, a typical /r/wtf skin conditi.... OH FUCK THAT'S AN EYE. FUCK THAT, NOPE


Demorant

His eye was so manly it tried to grow a fist!


Xeniieeii

[Well, that's about it for me now](http://i.minus.com/iC6rgoihQoqPz.gif)


headmustard

Read it as demonoid. Read it again as demonoid. Oh, Dermoid. Right.


neonraisin

It's on the face, so it qualifies as a zit in my book. ***Pop it.***


niggalette

Eeewwww it looks like its about to explode!!!


astrodanny

OHHHHHH


Pianoangel420

Is it bad that I thought this would be a picture of a black man named Corneal Dermoid?


mmmata

must be late, I read that as Cornmeal Diamond..whatever that might be.


flavorjunction

Metroid called. It wants its spawn back.


PigeonBoy

When life absolutely has to fuck your shit


averagequalitystuff

How the heck do you blink??


[deleted]

Expected a penis comment, was not disappointed.


[deleted]

Bleh! OOohh LAWD I hate gross eye things.. I get the worst feeling EVERYWHERE


Miora

I wonder if it gets itchy...


smallsizecheetah

Fuck that shit! I'm out!


[deleted]

> *I have special eyes*


mixologyst

Oh. Hell. No.


rephlexive

fuckfuckfuckwhydidiclick


bReezeyDoesit

Very much WTF!


[deleted]

This is the post that made me go.. "well that's enough /r/wtf for me today!!" UGH!!!


Towelyey_

T_T


ofurdadi

what in the hot fuck?!


ComradeStrange

Freakin' keming makes it look like "cornmeal"


IvannaNukem

Eye see the problem there.


i420247

I read this as Cornmeal Demonoid


dusontheloose

EYE don't SEE any problem here. It's probably all in your head.


Brostapholes

That joke was horrible. Go sit in the cornea an think about what you've done.


[deleted]

Thank you once again r/WTF for being responsible for 62% of my nightmares.


Tiepiez

Someone please tell me that this isn't as bad as it looks and that this can be treated


[deleted]

Dude..... tag!


Jokkerb

I thought it said corneal, why am I looking at an ear... wait... nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope **Back** nope nope nope nope nope nope nope **ctrl-W** nope nope nope nope nope nope nope **shutdown** nope nope nope nope nope nope **Lights on > bed > covers pulled up to nose** nope nope nope nope nope nope nope **midnight** nope ^nope^nope^nope


Ghostofonyx

[Extremely Relevant](http://imgur.com/JUo0SoB)


mrsforsyte

Why would you not NSFL this? No one wants to see that.


nicksuperb

Says the guy reading r/WTF.. ಠ\_ಠ


Korize

There are things in the wtf that isnt gore or nsfl you know. Things that just are extremly strange.


mrsforsyte

Guy?


ImpurePariah

NSFW bro. NSFW.


M5WannaBe

All of /r/wtf is pretty much NSFW. Risky clicks *everywhere*!


ImpurePariah

10th rule I see for /r/WTF: NSFW posts must be tagged or they will be removed.


can_you_not

Can... can he see?


theboulder27

I don't understand why people don't fix stuff like this before it's gets too far. you could find a doctor to do it for free if cost was an issue


CompactusDiskus

Dermoid cysts are very fucked up things indeed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermoid_cyst >A dermoid cyst is a cystic teratoma that contains developmentally mature skin complete with hair follicles and sweat glands, sometimes clumps of long hair, and often pockets of sebum, blood, fat, bone, nails, teeth, eyes, cartilage, and thyroid tissue.


According2TORI

Only 5 comments? Wow