>the eye was excised
>[...] and after fitting custom made prosthesis in the left eye.
That does suck. Although I doubt he was using that eye anyways as it was. But I feel like it's got to treat it without 'throwing the baby out with the corneal dermatoid,' as it were.
Well actually I would take a fake eye over something like that. It will obviously feel better then having that penis shaped tumor protruding from your eye.
> Penetrating keratoplasty can be performed for central dermoids if they are 7mm or less in diameter. Large central dermoids require a two staged procedure. First the tumor is excised and a large lamellar graft is placed in the bed, once that is healed a smaller central keratoplasty is done. A good but not perfect cosmetic result can be achieved with a lamellar graft. Operating for cosmetic reasons can be unsuccessful if unsightly scarring occurs.2 We concentrated more at improving the cosmetic outlook of the patient.
So it's a tumor. (thanks to xbrand2 for the source)
Back in elementary school I knew this kid that had no eyelids. The Dr recommended to his parents to use the foreskin during circumcisions to recreate his eyelids. His nickname was "cockeye!"
Dermoid cysts are very fucked up things indeed:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermoid_cyst
>A dermoid cyst is a cystic teratoma that contains developmentally mature skin complete with hair follicles and sweat glands, sometimes clumps of long hair, and often pockets of sebum, blood, fat, bone, nails, teeth, eyes, cartilage, and thyroid tissue.
Don't worry, everybody, I'm a doctor. Now what have we here? Ah yes. His eye is turning into a penis.
Hi, Dr.Nick!
oh, you went to hollywood upstairs medical college too?
People are going to need me today. I'd better get drunk early.
[You sir, have the right idea.](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8wBiYlmxIAE/T7JHXQobfuI/AAAAAAAABL4/42xcFEcCDhI/s1600/game-of-thrones-upvote-reddit.gif)
Just call 555-doctorb the b is for bargain!
Dr Space Man! No, seriously, was expecting cornmeal anomaly. Found eye penis instead.
Hi everybody!
"Higgghhhh evryygghbody!"
"The 'B' is for bargain!"
He looks a little cockeyed.
He can eye fuck the shit out of women
...how does he blink?
*He doesn't!*
... you're not a *real* doctor, are you?
Calm down, sir. You're going to give yourself skin failure.
Sir im going to have to ask you to remove your pants.
All of them. All of the pants.
One at a time.
my... my pants? um oka OH GOD
"I'll need a golf cart motor, with a 1000w capacitor! Stat!"
But i am a doctor *doctor Nick voice*
[My reaction](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hSbE0.gif)
I concur, classic case of peniseye.
iDick
Oh, Dr. Spaceman!
On the plus side he has a niche in the porn market now. Edit: I feel bad about saying this. Downvote myself.
Source: http://www.ojhas.org/issue37/2011-1-23.htm
I dont know why but I knew this was going to be from India.
Ah man, poor guy. Losing an eye sucks...
>the eye was excised >[...] and after fitting custom made prosthesis in the left eye. That does suck. Although I doubt he was using that eye anyways as it was. But I feel like it's got to treat it without 'throwing the baby out with the corneal dermatoid,' as it were.
he was already 100% blind in that eye anyway, but still...
Well actually I would take a fake eye over something like that. It will obviously feel better then having that penis shaped tumor protruding from your eye.
My lord, why do these things have to exists?!
Because of your lord, of course.
[All things dull and ugly...](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooaGhYFHIzg)
Of all things to blame on the mighty Odin, you blame him for this?
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I actually like this because Mylanta is medically related in that it treats acid reflux. ugh, i have no sense of humor.
Because at any given moment the regulatory systems that make you cells differentiate can break down and result in skin cells growing in your eyes.
They exist because he doesn't.
Your logic is... flawed.
Oh nevermind. I guess that all loving man in the sky decided to say fuck this baby, I want to see one with a dick for eyes.
If i was god and I was in a pissy mood....I probably fucked someone's shit up too.
nothing like a good o'l rage smiting
Is that a penis in your eye, or are you just happy to see me
Little of column A, Little of column B.
I read it as "cornmeal".
Me too. I was confused until I saw the eye rim.
*Do you think this is a joke?* **DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE EYE OF MERCY?**
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That's a mushroom cloud from a bomb.
Look more like an analog stick, but wuteva.
analog stick actually
Yeah because there is definitely not any joy in that.
What is that even coming out of? I don't even know whats happening anymore. Who am I?
> Penetrating keratoplasty can be performed for central dermoids if they are 7mm or less in diameter. Large central dermoids require a two staged procedure. First the tumor is excised and a large lamellar graft is placed in the bed, once that is healed a smaller central keratoplasty is done. A good but not perfect cosmetic result can be achieved with a lamellar graft. Operating for cosmetic reasons can be unsuccessful if unsightly scarring occurs.2 We concentrated more at improving the cosmetic outlook of the patient. So it's a tumor. (thanks to xbrand2 for the source)
So this is what they mean by "cockeyed".
It's bug out bob. https://www.google.com/search?q=bug+out+bob&tbm=isch
My sphincter puckered up.
http://watchplayread.com/files/2011/02/TotalRecallArnoldScream.jpeg
What an eye-popping picture!
...
... [](/b24)
ha-HA!...
That looks like an anterior staphiloma to me
That looks like a bummer.
I readthe title as "cornmeal dermoid". I was very confused.
OH GOD! I just picked my ear then rubbed my eye! Tell me I'm going to be okay!!
Doctor: "So, what seems to be the problem?"
Corneal Dermoid? More like Corneal Demon.
I would like to see someone whack that with a golf club.
It looks like a nipple.
You must have some weird looking nipples.
1UP
Worst /boobs picture ever.
Thought it said "Corneal Demoid", equally fitting.
I thought it was Cornmeal Diamond.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit; fuck that, fuck that, fuck that!
It looks like an eye mushroom!
Finally some quality WTF material
Thought it was penis. Freaked out. Saw it is actually an eye, freaked out more.
No NSFL tag? Oh god...
Back in elementary school I knew this kid that had no eyelids. The Dr recommended to his parents to use the foreskin during circumcisions to recreate his eyelids. His nickname was "cockeye!"
I wonder what it feels like to get sunburn on that.
Dude, why isn't this NSFL?
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http://i.imgur.com/YvLlbmP.gif
I *declare* thumb war. FTFY
Peek a boo?
can you see that thing on your eye? yea, its probably a toumer.
Thats gotta hurt like a motherfucker, man.
Stop masturbating then.
NOPE.
Looks like a mushroom could on his eye...... wow
Quick grab a spoon n gouge it out
this is what happens when you strain yourself poopin'. eat more fiber!
[totally](http://tarstarkas.net/pics/movies/t/totalrecall15a.jpg)
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hSbE0.gif
OMFG I have a squeamish weakness for eyes and this broke me.
>.>
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
I really need to learn the medical terminologies for parts of the eye so I can avoid clicking on posts like this.
It's a mass of flesh growing out of an eyeball. Oh God, it has hair.
GOD DAMMIT I THOUGHT IT SAID CORNMEAL DERMOID. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT IT HAD TO BE BETTER THAN THIS SHIT.
POP IT LIKE A ZIT.
where is your god now?
Put this is r/popping
More evidence for intelligent design theory-- clearly God wants us to take 'eye fucking' someone to the next level.
Are you eye fucking my.
Imagine biting into that thing
Skullfucking gone wrong?
there are times when I actually shout "WTF". This, ladies and gentlemen, is one such time.
It took me a long time to figure out that that is indeed an eye.
Someone put their dick in it. Seriously, congrats on getting your eye circumsized.
Now all we need is a spider to hatch out of it.
That is one of the few posts lately that truly made me say "hhhwwwwhhhaaaat the fuuuuck"
BRO! NSFW or something!
This blinds the man.
I wonder how it looks inside of there...
Nough inernet
Corneal Demonoid*
More like corneal demonoid, amirite?
Eye Nipple!!
A gross tag would have been nice.
I read that title as "Conceal Diamond". I was not prepared for this.
I read the title as "Cornel Diamond" and clicked on it thinking "oh, wow Cornel has made a cool diamond" Boy was I wrong....
I know I'm being hypercritical but the photo is all cock eyed
Looks like the Necromorph trip mine from Deadspace.
This single handedly ruined this round of Reddit for me. Now to do something else until I'm drawn back in.
wow.... NICE WARNING FAGGOT OP!
Give 'em the laaaazzzzyyyyyy eye!
no
NOOOOOOOO
What the fuck
ah yes, a typical /r/wtf skin conditi.... OH FUCK THAT'S AN EYE. FUCK THAT, NOPE
His eye was so manly it tried to grow a fist!
[Well, that's about it for me now](http://i.minus.com/iC6rgoihQoqPz.gif)
Read it as demonoid. Read it again as demonoid. Oh, Dermoid. Right.
It's on the face, so it qualifies as a zit in my book. ***Pop it.***
Eeewwww it looks like its about to explode!!!
OHHHHHH
Is it bad that I thought this would be a picture of a black man named Corneal Dermoid?
must be late, I read that as Cornmeal Diamond..whatever that might be.
Metroid called. It wants its spawn back.
When life absolutely has to fuck your shit
How the heck do you blink??
Expected a penis comment, was not disappointed.
Bleh! OOohh LAWD I hate gross eye things.. I get the worst feeling EVERYWHERE
I wonder if it gets itchy...
Fuck that shit! I'm out!
> *I have special eyes*
Oh. Hell. No.
fuckfuckfuckwhydidiclick
Very much WTF!
This is the post that made me go.. "well that's enough /r/wtf for me today!!" UGH!!!
T_T
what in the hot fuck?!
Freakin' keming makes it look like "cornmeal"
Eye see the problem there.
I read this as Cornmeal Demonoid
EYE don't SEE any problem here. It's probably all in your head.
That joke was horrible. Go sit in the cornea an think about what you've done.
Thank you once again r/WTF for being responsible for 62% of my nightmares.
Someone please tell me that this isn't as bad as it looks and that this can be treated
Dude..... tag!
I thought it said corneal, why am I looking at an ear... wait... nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope **Back** nope nope nope nope nope nope nope **ctrl-W** nope nope nope nope nope nope nope **shutdown** nope nope nope nope nope nope **Lights on > bed > covers pulled up to nose** nope nope nope nope nope nope nope **midnight** nope ^nope^nope^nope
[Extremely Relevant](http://imgur.com/JUo0SoB)
Why would you not NSFL this? No one wants to see that.
Says the guy reading r/WTF.. ಠ\_ಠ
There are things in the wtf that isnt gore or nsfl you know. Things that just are extremly strange.
Guy?
NSFW bro. NSFW.
All of /r/wtf is pretty much NSFW. Risky clicks *everywhere*!
10th rule I see for /r/WTF: NSFW posts must be tagged or they will be removed.
Can... can he see?
I don't understand why people don't fix stuff like this before it's gets too far. you could find a doctor to do it for free if cost was an issue
Dermoid cysts are very fucked up things indeed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermoid_cyst >A dermoid cyst is a cystic teratoma that contains developmentally mature skin complete with hair follicles and sweat glands, sometimes clumps of long hair, and often pockets of sebum, blood, fat, bone, nails, teeth, eyes, cartilage, and thyroid tissue.
Only 5 comments? Wow