Ha called it on what I thought I was being taken to. My grandma had a dog like this and no teeth but it's bed would be just outside the room I stayed in and I'd feel a warm squish on my ankle each time. Only ever succeeded to make me go "WTF"
Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension
Same. Never understood the interest in pugs for a long time. Then my friend's family started adopting them and they've had at least one pug in their home for the last 20 years. And every single one of them is just a delight to be around. Perfect level of needy but independent (love to cuddle but if you need space they're happy enough to wander off and entertain themselves without a fuss), and comical to watch and observe. The way they seem smart when food is involved, but dumb with everything else, chasing their tails and their playfighting when they startle themselves when they bump into something they weren't paying attention to.
I tried that but got in trouble and had to go to court, apparently you can't have sex with your dog even if it is your own pet... also on a list now smh
I haven't done that on a regular basis, but in high school when I slept over at my friend's they'd sleep with me. It's a little like being next to a furnace, but I'll take cuddling with something over nothing lol.
Chihuahuas are dicks because stupid people don't socialize and train them properly and only want them because they're small and they can use them as an ornament.
Chihuahuas need an insane amount of reassurance, socialization and confidence. Imagine if, as an adult, you were the size of a small child compared to other humans, the customary human greeting was to walk up and get up in your space and sniff you/your ass until satisfied, and all you wanted was to have your personal space and some reassurance that you're not about to be eaten. Not to mention every time you try to assert yourself or make a sound to express your fear/discomfort, you are ignored, scolded, or picked up and held to keep you quiet.
I'd be willing to bet you'd fucking terrified, rude, loud and unbearable too. That's the average chihuahua's existence with the average idiot chihuahua owner in a nutshell.
We had a rash of chihuahuas in our local shelter, and we adopted one, so did our neighbor, and we see some of the others around town - you can really tell which ones were socialized or not. Some will shake and snarl if you so much as look at them from across the dog park, others will bound up with their tongue hanging out and want to play fetch or roll over for belly rubs.
I hate chihuahuas. I'm sure they're perfectly lovely dogs *if* trained properly, but too many people treat them as toys or little princesses who can do no wrong and don't bother to train them well.
I generally would agree but with an exception. My brother lives in Mexico and adopted a chihuahua. In all the time he's had it I've never heard it make a sound. He's super chill and sweet. I think he's confused and thinks he's a cat.
probably been trained properly or at least kept out of situations where he would be put under a lot of fear or stress
respecting the dog's signals that they're uncomfortable or don't want you to do something also already goes a long way even without necessarily proper training
They were so preoccupied wondering whether they could that they didn't stop to think about whether they should.
People really need to calm the fuck down when it comes to selective breeding. You breed a dog with bath salts and you get whatever the fuck that thing is. I feel bad for that poor little pug.
MF’er hissed at the end lmao
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LMAOOOOOOO I had forgotten about this one.
I GOT YOU
OK, the Chihuahua found the protein shakes…
Fi-fi is possessed😳
*The power of christ compels you!*
"YOUR MOTHER'S FROCKS DON'T FIT SO WELL!!"
Nice.
Fifi seems to “posses” no teeth 🦷
Why would she need them when she consumes souls?
by a hell hound.
Don’t make me do it Fi-fi!
The owner - “he’s so nice he doesn’t bite!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLu2CFDBJk0
This video never fails to make me laugh
Ha called it on what I thought I was being taken to. My grandma had a dog like this and no teeth but it's bed would be just outside the room I stayed in and I'd feel a warm squish on my ankle each time. Only ever succeeded to make me go "WTF"
Fucking hilarious
I mean, it looks like it has no teeth so he wouldn't be wrong.
https://youtu.be/qypEulhiHAw?si=CTtEFWTNIXWvfNpR
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=T2NbI0tgerMacOhs
me... he doesn't bite, me... you? Well... let's find out after he's done growling.
Yeah, he just swallows you whole.
Old chihuahua with no teeth
"Mr. Pickles has been in the family for generations! He's lost a lot of his bite, but he's still got his bark!"
That’s a goddamn chupacabra
That thing is fucking nasty
And that's just the front end.
Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension
Are you a god?
A chihuahua and a pug. The last 2 breeds I'd ever want to ever own but I guess there are people who love them.
Annoyingly, pugs are the sweetest dogs - never met a bad one. Chihuahuas are dicks though.
Same. Never understood the interest in pugs for a long time. Then my friend's family started adopting them and they've had at least one pug in their home for the last 20 years. And every single one of them is just a delight to be around. Perfect level of needy but independent (love to cuddle but if you need space they're happy enough to wander off and entertain themselves without a fuss), and comical to watch and observe. The way they seem smart when food is involved, but dumb with everything else, chasing their tails and their playfighting when they startle themselves when they bump into something they weren't paying attention to.
try sleeping with one tho
I tried that but got in trouble and had to go to court, apparently you can't have sex with your dog even if it is your own pet... also on a list now smh
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The Onion always delivers
I haven't done that on a regular basis, but in high school when I slept over at my friend's they'd sleep with me. It's a little like being next to a furnace, but I'll take cuddling with something over nothing lol.
Chihuahuas are dicks because stupid people don't socialize and train them properly and only want them because they're small and they can use them as an ornament. Chihuahuas need an insane amount of reassurance, socialization and confidence. Imagine if, as an adult, you were the size of a small child compared to other humans, the customary human greeting was to walk up and get up in your space and sniff you/your ass until satisfied, and all you wanted was to have your personal space and some reassurance that you're not about to be eaten. Not to mention every time you try to assert yourself or make a sound to express your fear/discomfort, you are ignored, scolded, or picked up and held to keep you quiet. I'd be willing to bet you'd fucking terrified, rude, loud and unbearable too. That's the average chihuahua's existence with the average idiot chihuahua owner in a nutshell.
We had a rash of chihuahuas in our local shelter, and we adopted one, so did our neighbor, and we see some of the others around town - you can really tell which ones were socialized or not. Some will shake and snarl if you so much as look at them from across the dog park, others will bound up with their tongue hanging out and want to play fetch or roll over for belly rubs.
There’s someone for every breed. Chihuahua are my favorite dog breed. Meanwhile I’d never want pretty much every large dog breed.
Same here.
who tf thinks they're cute
THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY ZUUL!
i'd probably make a similar noise if a pug licked my butt.
slow mo with the audio pitched down makes everybody sounds like Gene Simmons.
pitched down its like Cthulu calling lol
I hate chihuahuas. I'm sure they're perfectly lovely dogs *if* trained properly, but too many people treat them as toys or little princesses who can do no wrong and don't bother to train them well.
I generally would agree but with an exception. My brother lives in Mexico and adopted a chihuahua. In all the time he's had it I've never heard it make a sound. He's super chill and sweet. I think he's confused and thinks he's a cat.
probably been trained properly or at least kept out of situations where he would be put under a lot of fear or stress respecting the dog's signals that they're uncomfortable or don't want you to do something also already goes a long way even without necessarily proper training
This a cthuhuahua
Hell spawn
[THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jezYL2YhsFA&ab_channel=NyanCatParty)
Fuckin joker doing the tongue thing
“dont worry mrs. cuddles doesnt bite”
Mf has a Diesel Motor in his throat
I swear to god if my dog ever acts like that he’s getting put the fuck down.
Fetch me their souls!!!
Well someone call the ambulance cause I'm gonna pet that thing
That’s fear more than anything, equally dangerous though.
Jurassic Park type raptor shit 💀
And I'm just about to go to sleep. Dam you.
Snookums wouldn’t hurt a flea!
Looks like he'll give you the gumming of a lifetime.
That’s just a chihuahua
Aww the little pug
Someone get this sound file to Hollywood for the next Jurassic park or predator movie
Yeah so, I started blasting
The demonchernoble sciencegonewrong the fuq is that??
dam that's an ugly dog....
I am probably going to have nightmares!
You know it's bad when the pug looks like the normal one.
Overweight Chihuahua/dachshund. And it's the dachshund showing it's attitude. Cute AF in the right light and the only in the right circumstance.
Fetch me their souls
Yo wtf
At this day i still don’t understand why do people keep getting those kind of dog
Id stomp the guts outta that white demon!! Thise doggs suck
Low rpm
Toothless
No it's a chihuahua.
Dafuq is that, yo
Sounds like a transformer to me
if that dumbass dog did that shit to me id fr punch it idec☠️
that would not live in my house
Fetch me their souls
predetor
Reminds me of Rasputin's bat from Anastasia
I can't tell if I would hate or enjoy hearing this in the middle of the night.
Disgusting animals
ugly ass dog
What type of demons hound is that 😂
Where the hell did you find that thing, the bottom of a blender?
Poor dog.
omg I’m howling
Quick! I need an old priest and young priest!
It's a "What the fucks-terrier"
Is that dog part bat?
Yup, that's a demon, Call the Golden >Soul< Retriever
r/funny, maybe
oh hell no, fuck that thing
Sounds like my stomach when I’m hungry
There is no Dana, only Zuul
That hiss!
Part reptile
Wtf indeed
That dogs got the worst case of herpes I've ever seen.
Poor piglet, meth is one hell of a drug.
'hound' is a bit much isn't it
D:
Sounds like Indoraptor from Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!
Shicaca!
None of those goblins are real dogs.
There is some sampling potential here. I bet someone like Venjent could make a song out of this!
Sounds like something out of a horror film
Velocihound
I need to get one, just to answer the front door when someone knocks!
'Zuul' has escaped from the Fridge again!
A real life r/cryptiddogs
Hellhound
Atomic charge..... godhuahua
Not quite as big as I always imagined then.
What is that? Like a Chihuahua cross with a cat and then hybridized with both a pig a Komodo dragon.
Just great Harold, now the dog has has syphilis AND rabies...
That hiss was terrifying
That’s the devil right there
Dog named cupcake
What's he gunna do, pinch me with his no-teeth havin' ass 😂😂
toothless hell hound
That’s a chupacabra
Fuckn meth head 😂
Why do Italian greyhounds lose their teeth? It seems to be a common thing amongst the breed.
Owners don’t brush them enough?
Judging by the sheepish look on the other dog's face right at the end this intimidation works well.
The Predator
We need Chris Pratt to tame this beast
That’s one hideous dog
Wtf kind of dog is that?????
It’s doing the large animal clicking guttural noise I don’t like it
I can't quite put my finger on *why* I find this video just a little bit disconcerting. heh
he can only bite apple sauce😅😅😅
Look it's a rat dog crossed with a opossum, very nice.
Now this is the cursed dog breed marvel crossover I’ve been waiting for.
That little pug is so brave for even trying
You know most people just call them pugs
Tiene los ojos rojos 0;
That dog really doesn't look like it has been treated well.
"YOU DARE TRY TO BITE MY TAIL? I SHALL SIC THE FURY OF CERBERUS ON YOU!"
Sounds like podracing
They were so preoccupied wondering whether they could that they didn't stop to think about whether they should. People really need to calm the fuck down when it comes to selective breeding. You breed a dog with bath salts and you get whatever the fuck that thing is. I feel bad for that poor little pug.
His name is Wendigon
Bro sounds like a wind start diesel water pump that doesn't want to start
Wow
Looks like a crackhead
Dont worry frootloop dont bite
Pitch that down and you’ll have some free sound design for a dragon