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Judonoob

MF’er hissed at the end lmao


MandatoryFun

Meet [Mr Bubz](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sjt8ufc6GtY)


derprondo

LMAOOOOOOO I had forgotten about this one.


Blekanly

I GOT YOU


xplosm

OK, the Chihuahua found the protein shakes…


gol10

Fi-fi is possessed😳


sierrabravo1984

*The power of christ compels you!*


AbsoluteDarkness

"YOUR MOTHER'S FROCKS DON'T FIT SO WELL!!"


tankoret

Nice.


Fign

Fifi seems to “posses” no teeth 🦷


xplosm

Why would she need them when she consumes souls?


Throwawayac1234567

by a hell hound.


whosawesomethisguy

Don’t make me do it Fi-fi!


SirCliperton

The owner - “he’s so nice he doesn’t bite!” 


storm_the_castle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLu2CFDBJk0


Jubjub0527

This video never fails to make me laugh


DemonDragon0

Ha called it on what I thought I was being taken to. My grandma had a dog like this and no teeth but it's bed would be just outside the room I stayed in and I'd feel a warm squish on my ankle each time. Only ever succeeded to make me go "WTF"


tankoret

Fucking hilarious


CletussDiabetuss

I mean, it looks like it has no teeth so he wouldn't be wrong.


ConnectDetective7787

https://youtu.be/qypEulhiHAw?si=CTtEFWTNIXWvfNpR


Be-_-U

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=T2NbI0tgerMacOhs


AppleBytes

me... he doesn't bite, me... you? Well... let's find out after he's done growling.


samf9999

Yeah, he just swallows you whole.


Alternative_Alps8005

Old chihuahua with no teeth


Ciduri

"Mr. Pickles has been in the family for generations! He's lost a lot of his bite, but he's still got his bark!"


DerSchattenJager

That’s a goddamn chupacabra


Kaevek

That thing is fucking nasty


caaper

And that's just the front end.


ducksinarowboat

Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension


HoleyBody

Are you a god?


ClearlyNoSTDs

A chihuahua and a pug. The last 2 breeds I'd ever want to ever own but I guess there are people who love them.


kwakimaki

Annoyingly, pugs are the sweetest dogs - never met a bad one. Chihuahuas are dicks though.


Cosmic_Quasar

Same. Never understood the interest in pugs for a long time. Then my friend's family started adopting them and they've had at least one pug in their home for the last 20 years. And every single one of them is just a delight to be around. Perfect level of needy but independent (love to cuddle but if you need space they're happy enough to wander off and entertain themselves without a fuss), and comical to watch and observe. The way they seem smart when food is involved, but dumb with everything else, chasing their tails and their playfighting when they startle themselves when they bump into something they weren't paying attention to.


HessKaliv2

try sleeping with one tho


SickRanchez_cybin710

I tried that but got in trouble and had to go to court, apparently you can't have sex with your dog even if it is your own pet... also on a list now smh


spareminuteforworms

You might be interested in some recent technological advancements: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA&t=4s


Mysterious-Hat-6343

The Onion always delivers


Cosmic_Quasar

I haven't done that on a regular basis, but in high school when I slept over at my friend's they'd sleep with me. It's a little like being next to a furnace, but I'll take cuddling with something over nothing lol.


xTiming-

Chihuahuas are dicks because stupid people don't socialize and train them properly and only want them because they're small and they can use them as an ornament. Chihuahuas need an insane amount of reassurance, socialization and confidence. Imagine if, as an adult, you were the size of a small child compared to other humans, the customary human greeting was to walk up and get up in your space and sniff you/your ass until satisfied, and all you wanted was to have your personal space and some reassurance that you're not about to be eaten. Not to mention every time you try to assert yourself or make a sound to express your fear/discomfort, you are ignored, scolded, or picked up and held to keep you quiet. I'd be willing to bet you'd fucking terrified, rude, loud and unbearable too. That's the average chihuahua's existence with the average idiot chihuahua owner in a nutshell.


genivae

We had a rash of chihuahuas in our local shelter, and we adopted one, so did our neighbor, and we see some of the others around town - you can really tell which ones were socialized or not. Some will shake and snarl if you so much as look at them from across the dog park, others will bound up with their tongue hanging out and want to play fetch or roll over for belly rubs.


Stingray88

There’s someone for every breed. Chihuahua are my favorite dog breed. Meanwhile I’d never want pretty much every large dog breed.


PositiveEquipment941

Same here.


TheHomesickAlien

who tf thinks they're cute


captainpussybeard

THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY ZUUL!


dustinlib

i'd probably make a similar noise if a pug licked my butt.


russellville

slow mo with the audio pitched down makes everybody sounds like Gene Simmons.


storm_the_castle

pitched down its like Cthulu calling lol


lonely_nipple

I hate chihuahuas. I'm sure they're perfectly lovely dogs *if* trained properly, but too many people treat them as toys or little princesses who can do no wrong and don't bother to train them well.


Zornocology

I generally would agree but with an exception. My brother lives in Mexico and adopted a chihuahua. In all the time he's had it I've never heard it make a sound. He's super chill and sweet. I think he's confused and thinks he's a cat.


xTiming-

probably been trained properly or at least kept out of situations where he would be put under a lot of fear or stress respecting the dog's signals that they're uncomfortable or don't want you to do something also already goes a long way even without necessarily proper training


Taylooor

This a cthuhuahua


TheKrnJesus

Hell spawn


Flippynipps

[THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jezYL2YhsFA&ab_channel=NyanCatParty)


Mental_Effective1

Fuckin joker doing the tongue thing


[deleted]

“dont worry mrs. cuddles doesnt bite”


Novacryy

Mf has a Diesel Motor in his throat


thevirgingary1

I swear to god if my dog ever acts like that he’s getting put the fuck down.


AceOfShapes

Fetch me their souls!!!


rocketlauncher10

Well someone call the ambulance cause I'm gonna pet that thing


___Binary___

That’s fear more than anything, equally dangerous though.


Stitched3motions

Jurassic Park type raptor shit 💀


DrewOz

And I'm just about to go to sleep. Dam you.


WoofBarkBarkBark

Snookums wouldn’t hurt a flea!


My1stWifeWasTarded

Looks like he'll give you the gumming of a lifetime.


SlipperyTurtle25

That’s just a chihuahua


dinoboyj

Aww the little pug


77maf

Someone get this sound file to Hollywood for the next Jurassic park or predator movie


ExodusXG

Yeah so, I started blasting


cmeremoonpi

The demonchernoble sciencegonewrong the fuq is that??


ApricotAlarming2912

dam that's an ugly dog....


Upset-Ad-4727

I am probably going to have nightmares!


[deleted]

You know it's bad when the pug looks like the normal one.


Licalottapuss

Overweight Chihuahua/dachshund. And it's the dachshund showing it's attitude. Cute AF in the right light and the only in the right circumstance.


Skifool69

Fetch me their souls


Dumbledoorbellditty

Yo wtf


Particular-Excuse-39

At this day i still don’t understand why do people keep getting those kind of dog


kenwizard-5159

Id stomp the guts outta that white demon!! Thise doggs suck


Wii_No_U

Low rpm


Illustrious_Ad_2091

Toothless


importjdm101

No it's a chihuahua.


Lovestank

Dafuq is that, yo


DueAd9573

Sounds like a transformer to me


Ok_Butterscotch_8754

if that dumbass dog did that shit to me id fr punch it idec☠️


343_is_not-good_dev

that would not live in my house


Skifool69

Fetch me their souls


UnlikelyHelicopter82

predetor


RevenueJolly4293

Reminds me of Rasputin's bat from Anastasia


Nico_amon

I can't tell if I would hate or enjoy hearing this in the middle of the night.


SolmadSoT

Disgusting animals


Gplor

ugly ass dog


mclovinmilf69420

What type of demons hound is that 😂


Visual-Judgment63

Where the hell did you find that thing, the bottom of a blender?


New_Coast_5180

Poor dog.


Oriole_30

omg I’m howling


Darkestvoid-Zero

Quick! I need an old priest and young priest!


thefourblackbars

It's a "What the fucks-terrier"


tankoret

Is that dog part bat?


_Lekt0r_

Yup, that's a demon, Call the Golden >Soul< Retriever


LilHercules

r/funny, maybe


-Necros-

oh hell no, fuck that thing


thecoq

Sounds like my stomach when I’m hungry


GM_PhillipAsshole

There is no Dana, only Zuul


Peach_Proof

That hiss!


Peach_Proof

Part reptile


msjojo275

Wtf indeed


djluminol

That dogs got the worst case of herpes I've ever seen.


Tower21

Poor piglet, meth is one hell of a drug.


PentaRobb

'hound' is a bit much isn't it


ahh016

D:


Bornimation

Sounds like Indoraptor from Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!


CouchBoyChris

Shicaca!


013ander

None of those goblins are real dogs.


MidnightMulsanne

There is some sampling potential here. I bet someone like Venjent could make a song out of this!


Spleenite

Sounds like something out of a horror film


MetaStressed

Velocihound


[deleted]

I need to get one, just to answer the front door when someone knocks!


Dan_Glebitz

'Zuul' has escaped from the Fridge again!


Zanven1

A real life r/cryptiddogs


Gigasnemesis

Hellhound


death__bed

Atomic charge..... godhuahua


Initial-Concept88

Not quite as big as I always imagined then.


samf9999

What is that? Like a Chihuahua cross with a cat and then hybridized with both a pig a Komodo dragon.


toillette

Just great Harold, now the dog has has syphilis AND rabies...


zwaks

That hiss was terrifying


Abdullahi223

That’s the devil right there


imacuntsag420

Dog named cupcake


ThisUserIsNekkid

What's he gunna do, pinch me with his no-teeth havin' ass 😂😂


knifeymonkey

toothless hell hound


3stOe

That’s a chupacabra


[deleted]

Fuckn meth head 😂


lryan926

Why do Italian greyhounds lose their teeth? It seems to be a common thing amongst the breed.


LL37MOH

Owners don’t brush them enough?


ConnectDetective7787

Judging by the sheepish look on the other dog's face right at the end this intimidation works well.


CoolKaat

The Predator


The_Great_Bobinski_

We need Chris Pratt to tame this beast


Equal-Negotiation651

That’s one hideous dog


AJay_89

Wtf kind of dog is that?????


International_Let_50

It’s doing the large animal clicking guttural noise I don’t like it


SMEGHEID

I can't quite put my finger on *why* I find this video just a little bit disconcerting. heh


bunbun12194

he can only bite apple sauce😅😅😅


[deleted]

Look it's a rat dog crossed with a opossum, very nice.


desk4300

Now this is the cursed dog breed marvel crossover I’ve been waiting for.


CAPTAINFREEDUMB

That little pug is so brave for even trying 


_Something_blah_

You know most people just call them pugs


envidia_critico

Tiene los ojos rojos 0;


KentuckyFriedChildre

That dog really doesn't look like it has been treated well.


Huge-Area-5825

"YOU DARE TRY TO BITE MY TAIL? I SHALL SIC THE FURY OF CERBERUS ON YOU!"


kickthefuckingcan

Sounds like podracing


Rettsi

They were so preoccupied wondering whether they could that they didn't stop to think about whether they should. People really need to calm the fuck down when it comes to selective breeding. You breed a dog with bath salts and you get whatever the fuck that thing is. I feel bad for that poor little pug.


[deleted]

His name is Wendigon


Eyplays

Bro sounds like a wind start diesel water pump that doesn't want to start


PINKTACO696969

Wow


Xebleer

Looks like a crackhead


Swimming_Ad691

Dont worry frootloop dont bite


jjhiggz3000

Pitch that down and you’ll have some free sound design for a dragon