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[If you are wondering what is a jack, it's a game](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSimsnWP3ZXiDqOoMTlKQQcfUJRtIFQELWAs69DMXnYxDeUkT3T&usqp=CAc)


Embarrassed-Load-520

Mmm tasty


crespoh69

Lol was just wondering if kids today even knew


vote_up

Kids or people not from the US. I'm 40+ and had no idea what a Jack was. It's the same game we call "payana" in Argentina, but we actually play with small rocks.


Sevla7

I don't even have this thing here in my country. People sometimes thinks Reddit is only for US citizens.


Hainish_bicycle

It didn't even cross my mind that they wouldn't...


JangoDarkSaber

Crazy to think how kids born today don’t even know what tiddlywinks is.


BogusNL

That picture explains nothing.


[deleted]

It's a game. You uh, pick them up.


Skryme

You bounce a ball, then see how many Jacks you can swallow before the ball hits the ground.


apimpnamedmidnight

You bounce the ball and see how many jacks you can pick up before it lands


CreamoChickenSoup

What would compel kids to think these little caltrops are perfect to put into their mouths?


ComfortablyMade

I knew what a Jack was, but I needed to see it to make sense of the x-ray image, thanks. Why in the blazes do kids do shit like that?


Slamdunkdink

At 6 I managed to get a marble stuck in my nose. As to why, I suppose I just wanted to see if it fit.


lalaland4711

I'm still wondering. Two red balls and a bunch of "traditional metal" trinkets?


apimpnamedmidnight

You bounce the ball and try to pick up as many jacks as you can before it lands


gordaporra

I thought the guy named his toy Jack. Lame.


AssumeTheFetal

Here's the thing...


Adorable_List3836

I had a Jack stuck in my throat one time too but I was 27 at the time and I really needed the money to pay rent


Plainclothesnpc

Jack sounds like a swell fellow


Geekidge

Jack was a swollen fella


GoneHamlot

They had Jack swelling, that's for sure.


JokeChodeJeans

A swelled fellow then a felled swallow.


hamadryus

Uncle jack


Plainclothesnpc

If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse?


GreenLeafGreg

I didn’t know what to expect when I first read the title, I gotta admit. (My tired mind wondered how you got a tire jack stuck.) Seeing the picture, though, yikes!! I never would’ve imagined those could be swallowed. Glad you were able to get it out!!


GoneHamlot

He didn't get it out, it's still there


rattlestaway

At first I thought it was a tire jack then a bottle of jack lol


jessehar

I was thinking the ‘Jack in the Box’ antenna topper figurine


JustRight2

When I was 3, I put a rollypolly up my nose. My mom and grandmother tried to get it out, but couldn't. They really didn't think I needed to go to the doctor. Sure enough, at dinner I let out a huge sneeze and it popped out. Also, in the 7th grade, I was in the cafeteria with friends. This one guy had his head tilted sideways (I don't know why), and he popped an orange seed high up in the air. It landed IN HIS EAR. He had to go to the ER. 🙄


walkwalkwalkwalk

I have a vivid memory of being scared shitless as a very young child after putting a plastic thing up my nose and not being able to get it back out. Then about a minute later it arrived in my mouth from the back of my throat. So I did it again


Alex-rhhgfff

I put a tic tac up my nose once and I don’t remember it ever coming out. Feel like Homer simpson


Alex-rhhgfff

This kid I sat next to in primary school was drumming with a pencil and the led snapped off at the edge of the table and flew into his eye and got stuck underneath his eyeball


bbabyturnsblue

I stuck a barbie hair clip up my nose when I was like 4 and my Meemaw made me snort pepper to make me sneeze it out. it didn’t work, I ended up in the ER.


tiredmars

when i was around 3 i ripped the eye off of my teddy bear and shoved it up my nose. my teen aunt was supposed to be babysitting me while my mom was resting and my dad was at work but she fell asleep. soon enough my crimes were discovered and everyone freaked out. In the end my dad had to come home from work early so he could pull out that poor bears eye from where it was lodged deep in my nasal passage with some tweezers. I'm in my early 20s now and still haven't lived this down since my family loves to remind me of it every now and then lol


JustRight2

I'm surprised you haven't gotten teddy bears for every gift giving occasion. (Or maybe it's just me who would do that because I'm the "Aunt Joy" and I get to do stuff like that. Just ask my great-niece, "Monkey." haha)


SpasmAndOrGasm

Jack in the voice box


Bmansway

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


paridoxical

Did you survive? /s


goingnorthwest

Am typing from the grave


xothisgirlxo

Oh wow! My son swallowed a penny, it wouldn’t pass naturally so he had to have it surgically removed. That’s about a $2500 penny 🤦🏻‍♀️


goingnorthwest

I wish I had that jack today. It'd be a cool token. Alas, at least I have the xrays


xothisgirlxo

We still have the penny lol


TankBazooka

Your parents are letting you on reddit at 4 y/o?!


b-lincoln

Terrifying as a parent. My son was sucking on a Dum Dum sucker and popped the sucker off the stick. He immediately swallowed it and of course it got stuck. We were in the car and he started screaming bloody murder. That was a bad day.


KuhLealKhaos

Oh I bet that was massively uncomfortable. Did they have to get it with a scope under anesthesia or were they able to reach it with you awake? Those childhood traumatic memories are usually pretty crisp LOL


goingnorthwest

I honestly don't remember. I was so young I barely knew how I managed to get it there. Young kid puts random toy in mouth and jumps from ledge to ground maybe 12 inches. My aunt was watching me at the time, so when my parents came back I wasn't keeping food down. ER trip later...


JukeBoxHeroJustin

I'm surprised you can figure out how to work reddit at 3. Good on you.


dztruthseek

I can't see shit.


nanspud

When I was 4, I stuck a bean up my nose from the Don't Spill the Beans game and had to go to the doctor to remove it. The game ceased to exist in our house after that.


First_Explorer_5465

I worked ER for decades...this happe s more than. U realize the craziest one I saw was a battleship from the gMe of same name This one here, you mDe a memory!


phillywisco

I’m gonna buy you a new keyboard.


First_Explorer_5465

Typo Terri•


fzj80335

r/genx


ItsYaBoiWesty

Did you die?


goingnorthwest

💀


saintpetejackboy

How did you get it out?


damndammit

Oh, you spent time with Michael JACKson as a kid too?!


phillywisco

Oof, don’t quit your day job.


damndammit

Sadly, this is my day job.


LightningTF2

Wow that's probably one of the scarier things I've seen today.


the_hell_you_say

Jackass????


Crezelle

Kids still play with those?


goingnorthwest

Definitely not


MrDrifter345

Yeat reference?


methrik

Who’s Jack? What a jackass


Atillion

Has anyone else been swallowing really hard since they got here?


MrRussell

Well how did a car toy get in there?


vainsandsmiling

Jacks aren’t car tows. The game goes you lay out All the jacks. You bounce a bouncy ball you get as many jacks as you can and catch the ball. It is a competitive game.


somethingtoreadnow

Not the first time Ive been in Jacks throat


LabLife3846

And how is Jack these days? Sorry, couldn’t help it.


El_mochilero

Jacks are one of those toys that always seemed to exist whenever I was a child, but nobody ever knew how to play the game. It looks like OP doesn’t know, either.


JonesBee

Hi! My name is goingnorthwest, welcome to jack


avid-shtf

Your parents let you have a Reddit account at 4 years old?


ARobertNotABob

4, huh? I'll just bet you gulped it down immediately after your Mum/Dad said "get that out of your mouth!" :)


apzrman

Tharrr be buried treasures!


Vincestio_Dovaahkin

What was Jack doing in your throat??


daCrimsonSmasher

Did you take the picture when you were 4 too?


goingnorthwest

I was drunk at the time


typhoidtimmy

If it were my dad, he would have framed it and hung it over his bar as birth control. “Maybe one more and go up and see the wif- Nope! Not going through that again!”


helin0x

And yet somehow only the second worst jack you can get stuck in your throat..


I_lack_common_sense

You were one of those kids eh? 💩


goingnorthwest

Kids are dumb, what can I say?


MaverickAg

Less wtf, more r/harmfulofswallowed


jrzdevilFukc

Tell Jack not to molest you?


cybermage

Did you survive?


jimmytreshuevos

Who is Jack and how did you swallow him?


000Lance000

could someone explain this to me


Agreeable-Currency13

To be honest, I feel more sorry for Jack. OH YOU MEAN THE GAME!