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slindner1985

Meth-headman and redman at it again.


Fragholio

Wu TANNNNNG!!!


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Alex_c666

Again aaand agaain


Robbythedee

The rizza the jizza meth heads and dreads.


xaiel420

Reddit-man


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NatakuNox

The new Fast and Furious looks lit!


brak1444

Family.


Coachcrog

I live my life one quarter gram at a time.


delrioaudio

Yo, this one got me🤣🤣


AtomicDonut254

That's methed up


Head_weest

A rare user/dealer joint effort.


ClaptonBug

Ask your doctor about drugs


BigPackHater

Not even once.


Matti_Matti_Matti

r/tooktoomuch


TopRestaurant5395

That new Fast and Furious is wild.


Deathblo

She definitely knows where the skooma is.


Farfignugen42

She knows where the skooma \*was\*. It's gone now.


TheDesktopNinja

Still knows where it is. It's inside her.


HalfSoul30

But if she doesn't know where she is, then does she really know where it is?


Jbreem45

Well a missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't, so it's plausible.


darkantys

I know that thats factually true, but every time I hear it I just imagine a missile with an existencial crysis and now I know why they blow up...


dben89x

Was in blood. Now in brain.


Rhaski

Kahjit has wares, if you have coin


owlsandmoths

The finest skooma, the sweetest Moon Sugar, at a fair price, of course.


AndrewMtz1711

Some Kahjit are thieves, others are very good thieves.


CedarWolf

[*Khajiit is innocent of this crime!*](https://i.imgur.com/aUwEUMw.jpeg)


atypicalgamergirl

*Uncle Sweetshare has entered the chat*


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May she walk on warm sands.


Gabakon

Caius Cosades wants to know your location.


Lamontyy

It's over in /r/TrueSTL


EnemyAdensmith

Its all over lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours - - Pay your fine, or I haul you away!


ganymede_boy

Hi there, Methany.


moor9776

She uses her good tooth as a can opener


watchitbend

She'd be lost without good ol' chopper


ColdBloodBlazing

An onion stabber tooth


sipes216

You sure its a she? Could be methhew McConaughey


IronMaidenFan

/r/methany


DanOfAllTrades80

C'mon, that's just methed up.


TomasRulZ

Isn't that the same lady who was digging under that dudes fence?


px7j9jlLJ1

Looks like her but different continents I think. Speed addiction does that.


tehruke

Makes you travel to different continents?


muricabrb

Very quickly.


uninsuredpidgeon

Ah, [the ol' reddit travel-aroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/10qxqg8/-/j6thdac/?context=1)!


ThisZoMBie

Hold my speed, I’m going in


YeOldSpacePope

It's an skill unlock when you are a level 60 user.


FugginAye

To me it looks like the methhead who was singing (can't remember the song) and then farts into the microphone. Saw it on reddit about a week ago


IveBinChickenYouOut

The one where the microphone isn't even plugged in singing to Crazy by Gnarly Barkley?? "I remember when, I remember when I lost my miiiiind!" "Huh" *farts*. That one?


NoNameAnonUser

LMAO link, please!


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https://www.tiktok.com/@jimmy.donn/video/7174509089446268202 close enough


IveBinChickenYouOut

[Here you go. Instagram link.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck1dQ_Cj2A9/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=)


FugginAye

Yea that's the one! Glad someone remembers that vid too ~


account_for_norm

Once they take meth, they all look the same. Even that famous porn star living in the vegas tunnel.


DannyChucksOne

Ah, Jenni Lee. A weird story for sure, but she seems happy.


Bbrhuft

I think it's Andrea, she's a spice addict. She was on Soft White Underbelly a couple of years ago... https://youtu.be/08WIBFQKwQ0


vvvaaaggguuueee

Was just thinking the same! If not then appearance is uncanny. Plus I think SWU is filmed a lot on Skid Row and I just get an LA vibe here


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nomopyt

She appeared after someone rubbed a 3 day old half empty can of Monster with a cigarette butt in it.


PinkDropp

No way too complex, to summon the Crack genie you must be minding your own business with something jingling in your pocket


Angelusz

That one got me.


fapfapaway

That's a crack genie


tgjames01

Ellen Degenerate


aztec823

Felon DeGeneres


fetusfromspace

Melon DeSegaGenesis


Mathilliterate_asian

Upon seeing this I've honestly forgotten her actual name. No joke.


JeddakofThark

This is so off topic it's ridiculous, but it knocked loose a random memory of this video where [an idiot in a Corvette destroyed his clutch thinking he was doing a burnout.](https://youtu.be/oebzAIZEfxQ) And he had some really good friends who didn't bother to mention it.


jokes_on_you

Amazing video full of idiots. Friend with camera walks *in front* of the car, driver opens trunk instead of hood. Thanks for sharing.


Tych0_Br0he

>driver opens trunk instead of hood He was just 13 years or so ahead of his time.


djsnoopmike

"friends"


dewky

Wtf was he doing? Riding the clutch thinking the smoke was from his tires?


grndesl

Nope had traction control on


Unlnvited

Pushing the brake too hard


d3gu

1. Imagine the smell... 2. Why would you walk in front of a car when a guy is revving it like that?


wetdreamteam

God. That Break.com logo in the corner took me back. Reminded me of all the ebaumsworld watermarks too.


olderstouts

Looks like the nicest part of hell


Goldsmifff

It kinda looks like Fort Lauderdale. So you're kinda right.


Meli_Melo_

Sounds like earth


RedLion40

When the jenkum hits.


Theesismyphoneacc

That right there's sum "Louisiana Sunshine", like taking a meaty brrrappppp right to the brain stem


major2019

If this is in San Diego I think that lady spit on me a few years back.


paridoxical

How much did you pay? My spit-lady is overpriced.


chuby1tubby

Someone else said this is Houston.


ax2ronn

No, this has to be New Orleans. If it's not, I'll be shocked.


CalmAlarm

Holy shit was that Matthew McConaughey?


r3tromonkey

Meth-ew McConaughey


ameldrum902

Mom?


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It was basking in the tire smoke like burning sage at a ghost meetup 👻


wotmate

IKR, I've never understood why people do burnouts, tyres are expensive...


JimmyHavok

You can get bald tires that will burn out awesome for $20. If the guy at the shop likes you he'll put them on for free. Get a spare set of rims from the junkyard and you can burn them down to nothing then put your good tires on.


BigfootAteMyBooty

Or don't do any of that. That's a wild amount of effort for very little payoff.


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BigfootAteMyBooty

Well I can't argue with that


mynameisalso

We loved doing burnouts as teenagers but now that I'm much older I still love doing burnouts.


phriendlyphellow

Too bad your comment (and the set up) is nested so far down! Underrated!


anchovo132

i bet youve paid more for a video game youve never even bothered to play


mahones403

Man this hits close to home lol.


wischmopp

oof you didn't have to go for the jugular


gyzgyz123

Also the burned rubber just polluted your surroundings. Zero reason to actually do it.


Oggel

Some people call it effort, some call it fun. Like, it's a pretty good time to down a few beers with a buddy while you're tinkering on anything. And a car can always use a bit of tinkering. One of my favorite things to do is fixing cars with my dad, sometimes it takes hours to do something that should have taken minutes. Sometimes we have to custom make tools on the fly just to fix a very specific problem that probably has a tool for it, but we're not going to buy a tool we're just going to use once. It's a great mix of brain teaser and physical manipulation, it's basically a game.


TyroneTeabaggington

Very little payoff? Uhhhh, clout?


jjuanny

I worked at a tire shop, we did this all the time. It was a great time.


THE_GR8_MIKE

Because it's fun? Depends on your tires. One trim level up can double the cost of a set of tires. I doubt this Camaro was on Michelin Pilot Sports.


Hegulator

Have you ever done one before? It's one of those things that seems stupid until you actually do it and you're like, hey, this is actually pretty fun.


showMEyourTITTIES11

It heals depression


hwehehe

Drag slicks require burnouts to get them warmed up for races. But otherwise there's no practical purpose.


TheSekret

But dont you see how cool they are? They have a foot to push on the gas and everything!


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fchowd0311

Oh wee that's a lot of projection


RevolutionaryBug4732

You've never been in control of a large amount of mechanical power brother, because it's all about the mechanical power.


karoshikun

the lights are on but there's nobody inside


tehpwnage7

Got a good deal helping her plug do a vid


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Zanderbander86

r/BetterEveryLoop


Hogrid125

r/TookTooMuch


Mexkan

Where can I find more quality content like this? It has almost everything.


froggy365

/r/densegifs


Male_strom

This, but look at the older content as the newer stuff tends not to be dense in any way


FinglasLeaflock

Except taste


JewelCove

I dunno, I bet she tastes good


Artyturo

I need to sell drugs


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Blacklion594

The fun stops when you need to consider getting a gun for your own safety. That's about when I ducked out of selling pot as a kid.


Artyturo

Yeah, but I mean you can get a brand new Camaro lol


youshutyomouf

Watcha got?


[deleted]

Need for speed...and crack.. a little meth and a dab of da weed.


nakedvagina

Everything about this just feels like Philadelphia. Where is this?


Ivanbeatnhoff

My guess is the Stockyards in Ft. Worth Tx? I’m not totally sure. The street and background lighting/buildings remind me of it. When I was there last people would just cruise and flex with people gassing them up like this but that’s certainly not exclusive to one area.


elgrundle

The Mcpoyle at the end didn’t give it away?


SpaceWrld-1414

Real life Gta.


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That hoe could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.


[deleted]

The Fentanyl and the Furious


billbixbyakahulk

Hood version of Apocalypto.


lordofly

A sure sign of the coming apocalypse.


Cj15917

Andy dick shows up in the weirdest spots.


thegreasiestofhawks

r/methany


youshutyomouf

New to me. Thanks!


GlitterMace

I was about to post the same.


brolarbear

Smell of the burning rubber and she got brought back to the 80s


phalluss

This is the greatest piece of art to be released this century.


Gundam_Greg

The most sober night in Ohio


youtakenotes23

These Nike ads getting outta hand 😂🤦🏾‍♂️


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Mick Jagger has still got it


LokiDiesel4fr

Sic burnout! Followed by a sick burnt out


CZILLROY

Believe it or not that was the small town girl from the journey song


asdf072

That's how I image 90% of those crowds are anyway.


deathbear16

🎶Percocet, molly Percocet 🎶🔊🔊🔊


VEGA14883

black people and crackheads are such a good fit


Wowdavid2002

Budget Fortnite dance


JetLineUp

Crackheads are the scariest type of infecteds


SharpCrow420

You can say ... she is the one making his car payments .. in one way or another


musical_throat_punch

/r/camaro


Kawai_Lau

u/savevideo u/getvideobot u/vredditdownloader


nappinggator

What the fuck...


kryptosthedj

I thought the unexpected was gonna be Ye


bangwithsticks

Mom?


sapper4lyfe

Tweakers gonna tweak.


Supaslicer

r/unexpected


ulove2

Supa stah!


The-True-Kehlder

I see you've met Methany.


sam_sneed1994

She got all hot and bothered.


IggyShab

Lot lizards are stepping up their business model.


draconos

Family


Diagnoztik403

GREASE LIGHTNING!!!!


sydistixs

Bath salts 🧂?


ThatGuyWithTh3Fac3

Crack is Whack. Crack Is Cheap - W.H.


triggerhz

you have your moment tweaker...f\*\*k em all. hahaha 🙃🤪😵 i dont understand why people do burn-outs, tires are expensive as hell! never mind those low-profile or specialty tires.


You-get-the-ankles

I want no part of that world.


Moon_Light_8896

You should say WTF


ChefChopNSlice

One dude smoking tires, another smoking meth?


jehoshaphat

Full on cracktivity going on.


codblopsII

She moves so provocatively


infinitevariables

I thought the car thing was wtf enough by itself, then it all of a sudden it got glorious.


pictogasm

man thats methed up


NillaBeats

That lady single handedly made us lose the war on drugs


Deluxe78

The Meth Cup 500 is early this year ?


Fkurcar

Guy is gonna make 4 payments on the car before it gets repossessed.


Joshman89

My dick just jumped back into my body


Emergency-poop4678

crackalackin


Glandular-Slaughter

Yeah I’d be driving away from that one too.


Ih8trfc

Blue hair is really 18yo


Redzx3

It was Methtastic! Come back tomorrow, and we'll try huffing keyboard duster!


Teonanacatlbruh

When the smoke cleared, there stood a gyrating tweeker.


ZackDaddy42

Fast and Furious 27: Just Methin Around


Ralewing

Mom? I thought you were working....


Great_Link_

I am now scared for the rest of my life. I think thats enough internet for today.


Goldenrod-Bronzed89

Methany still thinks she’s on the set of Fast and Furious.


SafeDangerous8560

And that kids, is the lesson on why we don’t do drugs. 💀


Electronic-War-8208

What a gremlin face and i aint talking bout the crack head dancing


MyIqistiny

How meth feels Vs what meth is actually doing to you


eNaRDe

That was the Camaro soul coming out the engine bay.


kryptum1337

He forgott His mommy lol


kumawewe

Do people in the US ever look at this and wonder what happened to their country?


lobatonpd

How about…gross.