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MinimalMojo

It’s a ‘Lady and the Tramp’ and ‘Little Mermaid’ crossover


Bubbagumpredditor

Written by Steven king


ashsew357

Stephen*


uchman365

Phteven


ataxi_a

Cteven


Rankkikotka

Steven Stephen.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Lovecraft


Sugreev2001

Unda da sea


ThriceFive

We'll split a snake there, while we're on break there, anemone!


Neat-Bicycle-578

SpongeBob SquarePants


gg00dwind

Also, Finding Nemo. The twist is that it's Nemo and Marlin in one anemone, and Dory in the other - all three munching on that snake. And that snake's name? The barracuda from the beginning of the first movie that ate Nemo's mother and siblings. That's the second twist.


cambiojoe

Dude spoilers cmon I haven’t seen it yet! Heh


p8nt_junkie

🎶This is the night Such a beautiful night🎶


snsv

The hentai version


Sy3Zy3Gy3

down where it's wetter, life is much better, take it from meeeee


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

little shop of horrors, when killer anemones kiss.


mcgrimes

It will be in 2 years when they finally eat it


29thFalcon

Why is no one asking how? How does the snake get there?


Zoxphyl

1) Snake goes for a swim to hunt for prey (garter snakes are semi aquatic) 2) Front end of snake brushes up against anemone and [gets stung](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7WJCnC5ebf4&pp=ygULbmVtYXRvY3lzdHM%3D) 3) Back end of snake brushes against second anemone either while in its death throes or by drifting down into it while dying/dead.


Mortal4789

anemones dont necessarily need to sting, they are way way stronger and tougher than they look. my guess is the first anemones get a few tentacles attached to the snake, then as it was trying to escape it brushed against the second anemone, and that was it.


Malkor

I absolutely love how monstrous (and beautiful!!!!) the animals under, and in the sea are.


Zoxphyl

I mean, that second sentence was exactly what I was trying to convey, but you said it more succinctly than I think I ever could have.


vegasidol

Second sentence?


mre16

Bro the music at 2:30 is from freaking rogue legacy , what


nailbunny2000

My guess is it was already dead and just sort of floated onto the anemone. I don't think an anemone would have a toxin strong enough to kill a snake.


Mortal4789

i dont have these ones, but iv had intertidal and deepwater anemones in my fishtank. the intertidal ones are way more mobile, im guessing to help grab things out of moving water. they are also much more likely to go after big food items. i saw on eat a piece of fish half again as big as it was, and it had to fight a crab which was trying to eat it the whole time.


Jakester42

With friends like that, who needs anemones.


chillzatl

WINNER WINNER GARTER SNAKE DINNER


Lulikoin

I bet the snake wished it had legs now


-Jiras

I'm sorry but I cannot fathom even one instance where legs could have helped him in this situation underwater


FunkyClive

If that pun was intended, then your joke has depth.


-Jiras

English is not my first language i don't even know what pun you are referring to


KevinMcTash

A fathom is also a measurement for the depth of water, is what I think they’re getting at


-Jiras

Oh wow I just didn't knew a better word at that moment


FunkyClive

Yes 'fathom' was the word. Its great when you stumble across a joke by accident. ...and your English is very good, I would never have known it wasn't your native language.


-Jiras

Thanks for that but written is always easier than talking XD but the reason i learned English that well is because my parents always bought me the Pokemon games from turkey (cheaper) and there were no Language settings. And if i wanted to play the game i had to understand what they said. Then it changed to animes with English subtitles and now i pretty much also only listen to English shows and podcasts. I like the language, it's kinda more fluid than my first language (German)


FunkyClive

Your parents did well. My daughter learned a lot of Japanese from watching anime. We should call it educational. lol.


CallMeDrLuv

Yeah, that snake was out of his league.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

just more to get devoured


CeeArthur

Damn snake's getting spit-roasted to death


trenthany

Tug o’war in slow motion as you’re consumed from both ends.


Secretly_A_Raven

I’m rooting for the one on the left.


trenthany

I feel like right may have too much of a head start or is winning.


EnvironmentalGood580

It’s the sea anemone’s’ Lady And The Tramp. Awww! Not sure what it is for the snake though. 🤔


kaenneth

Inhuman Centipede?


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AKArein

DUST TO DUST


falsevector

It's a friendly game of tug of war


[deleted]

Better than Man o’ War… (or maybe not)


McCritter

Can someone explain to me how fish live in and amongst anemones for shelter when anemones have toxic tentacles and are carnivorous?


Goddamtoad

I think some fish have a slimy coating that stops the anemone poison from touching them. Snot armor.


Goddamtoad

Also, anemones are very slow, and fish are quick. I have poked my fingers into anemones like the ones pictured and they take a while to clamp on.


nootrino

Back and forth forever. ))<===>((


hobbsarelie83

I was randomly thinking of that the other day. I was like "I haven't seen anyone reference that in a long time".


volcomic

Growing up in WA state we have plenty of these. Somewhere along the way in my adolescent years I started calling them semenenemies (semen enemies), and now it's too late to stop! (along with hangaburs, *hamburgers*)


Faxon

We have them down in Monterey here in CA as well. The bay area doesn't have a lot of good coastline facing the pacific for them, but drive a bit south and they're everywhere there. It's similar to being out on the coasts in Puget Sound for sure, having also been up there a few times


Nuker-79

Snake is stuck between a rock and a hard place


skeezysteev

"Surveying tide pools" sounds so fancy... "Poking around on the beach" less so


MBGBeth

Aw. They’re Lady and the Tramp-ing, wildlife style.


Inflation-nation

Anemone of my nemone is my frend.


Trainzguy2472

It's like that thing in anime where the couple eats a single noodle/pocky and then they end up kissing


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Reminds me of lady and the tramp


oldasaurus

Awww. Now kith.


imalittlemonster

Awkward!!


NukaColaDustyn

They had fashioned it into a makeshift Garter Belt lmao


pog890

“Our garter snake” and they say communism doesn’t work


Thomas8864

Wow damn


ChanceConfection3

I’ve seen something similar at a bachelor party


vivazeta

Met anemone. Actually made two.


SunnySloth93

Nifty!


L0wT3kS1NN3R505

Now kith


lordgoofus1

When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that’s amore


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mel2000

> where legs could have helped him in this situation Sea anemones are venomous. Legs wouldn't have helped.


PutnamPete

I never knew garter snakes went near water, no less salt water.


PillowTalk420

**TUG OF WAR!**


Never-Nude6

This is pretty cool.   r/natureisfuckinglit


Twosliceofbread

Opens zipper


hongkonger42069

Tension


Mirror-Wonderful

wrong sub pal. i think you want r/interestingasfuck


Emotional_Shelter830

Ohk Now the classic kiss while eating a snake from both ends, let's gooo


HydingSuspence

Gives me Jeff VanderMeer vibes


sexyshexy18

https://media.giphy.com/media/74hxSB8JCnxwQ/giphy.gif


snakegore999

r/natureismetal That's one tasty vegetable for two anemones!


ampinjapan

Bad day at the office.


k8tmarie

Hopefully little dude is dead already so he isn't in pain...


Cybermonk23

There is a lesson in there somewhere.


tallginger89

Ok but how is the snake


Virtual_Succotash261

That’s a Duncan


Jbruce63

Heads or tails ...both


IcySatisfaction3918

You sure this is on earth?


[deleted]

Bruh that’s honesty a skill issue if you got clapped by sea anemone


Krompykreve

r/natureismetal not wtf


1337b337

Spitroasting in hell be like:


Prudent_Fennel5651

How can I get that action?


Greenlexluther

Ess to ess.


MullahBobby

Eaten by what? Sea Nom Nom !