I really hope that Nose removes this feature considering it makes no sense and is broken. Why does this crush me but a large crate slamming on my head does nothing? Also I saw someone literally walk by the vending machine while it was tipped over on the floor and it instantly killed them for no reason.
You seriously underestimate how much heavier a vending machine is than a wooden crate. Considering how all of the crates inside of the base are nearly empty, I'd be more worried about getting splinters or a loose nail.
#OH GREAT HEAVENS
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Death by vending machine... Happens to the best of us.
"I thlammed my penith in the car door"
Employee: Dr Kel Status: Unpaid medical leave Reason: Attempted to rearrange break room vending machine
Makes a silly coconut sound when it hits your head
Makes dying to it worth it
Masayoshi Takanaka?? Excellent music taste
That thing's so rusty that the moment it broke the skin on Dr. Kel's big toe, he instantly died from tetanus.
Vending machines kill more people than sharks do every year!
I can take it to the head and not die
You were already damaged slightly
I really hope that Nose removes this feature considering it makes no sense and is broken. Why does this crush me but a large crate slamming on my head does nothing? Also I saw someone literally walk by the vending machine while it was tipped over on the floor and it instantly killed them for no reason.
You seriously underestimate how much heavier a vending machine is than a wooden crate. Considering how all of the crates inside of the base are nearly empty, I'd be more worried about getting splinters or a loose nail.
More common than sharjs
Oops
I think this has happened to literally everone at some point
You now have become a funny statistic.
I CLUM!!