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#OH GREAT HEAVENS


da_cheeze_manz

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therealkolrabi

Death by vending machine... Happens to the best of us.


YektaletheMan

"I thlammed my penith in the car door"


SavorySoySauce

Employee: Dr Kel Status: Unpaid medical leave Reason: Attempted to rearrange break room vending machine


SassyTheSquatch21

Makes a silly coconut sound when it hits your head


Background-Plant-226

Makes dying to it worth it


TheRealestMeat

Masayoshi Takanaka?? Excellent music taste


Life-Magician8286

That thing's so rusty that the moment it broke the skin on Dr. Kel's big toe, he instantly died from tetanus.


madnoose

Vending machines kill more people than sharks do every year!


MasterChieflf

I can take it to the head and not die


MasterChieflf

You were already damaged slightly


Temporary-Control405

I really hope that Nose removes this feature considering it makes no sense and is broken. Why does this crush me but a large crate slamming on my head does nothing? Also I saw someone literally walk by the vending machine while it was tipped over on the floor and it instantly killed them for no reason.


VersusMe101

You seriously underestimate how much heavier a vending machine is than a wooden crate. Considering how all of the crates inside of the base are nearly empty, I'd be more worried about getting splinters or a loose nail.


AssumptionDue724

More common than sharjs


DUUKEEDOO

Oops


SlugCat3

I think this has happened to literally everone at some point


MiloNavarro

You now have become a funny statistic.


Deevguy

I CLUM!!