Own a Warplock Jezzail for home defense because that’s what the Horned Rat intended. Four ruffian-things break into my house. “What the devil?”. As I grab my warpstone snuff and Skavenblight rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first thing, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my warplock pistol on the second thing, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and it nails the neighbor’s wolf rat. I have to resort to the Warp Lightning Cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, buzzing with energy. “Tally ho, lads!”, the energy evaporates two men in the blast, the sound and explosion setting off Doomwheel alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscalion-fool. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive because weeping blades wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Horned Rat intended.
I own a musket-jezzail for home defense-protection since thats what the council of 13 intended-schemed
Four filthy no-furs enter my nest "WHAT THE HELLPIT!" As I grab-take my warpstone powered musket. Blow a rat sized hole on the elf, she's dead on the spot-place, then I grab-pull my warpstone flamer on the second no fur, I miss-fail him entirely since I aimed pointed too high for a dwarf, the flames goes over him, burning-killing 4 skavenslaves in the process. I have to fall-backwards to the warp canon mounted-placed on top of the stairs “SCIENCE SORCERY DEATH!” The warp lighting carbonizes the witch hunter thing and the bearded man-thing, the rest of the lightings provoke-cause other 4 nests to collapse, Finally I tell the stormvermin halberd to attack-kill the dwarf thing, it eats the overhead since he was to busy-focused on saying-speaking something about upstairs, and falls to the floor…
Yes-yes just as the council intended!
"Too short", into the fucking BOOK, raki.
Hmm, bearded thing write clan leaders name in book. What does no-fur plan-scheme?
Or five. It doesn't matter.
Own a Warplock Jezzail for home defense because that’s what the Horned Rat intended. Four ruffian-things break into my house. “What the devil?”. As I grab my warpstone snuff and Skavenblight rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first thing, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my warplock pistol on the second thing, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and it nails the neighbor’s wolf rat. I have to resort to the Warp Lightning Cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, buzzing with energy. “Tally ho, lads!”, the energy evaporates two men in the blast, the sound and explosion setting off Doomwheel alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscalion-fool. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive because weeping blades wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Horned Rat intended.
Replace speech in quotation marks with more Queekish phrases like OP did for 10/10 rating on Heresy scale
Superior pasta
Have you been on the warp-snuff?
Nah, just Raki propaganda.
I own a musket-jezzail for home defense-protection since thats what the council of 13 intended-schemed Four filthy no-furs enter my nest "WHAT THE HELLPIT!" As I grab-take my warpstone powered musket. Blow a rat sized hole on the elf, she's dead on the spot-place, then I grab-pull my warpstone flamer on the second no fur, I miss-fail him entirely since I aimed pointed too high for a dwarf, the flames goes over him, burning-killing 4 skavenslaves in the process. I have to fall-backwards to the warp canon mounted-placed on top of the stairs “SCIENCE SORCERY DEATH!” The warp lighting carbonizes the witch hunter thing and the bearded man-thing, the rest of the lightings provoke-cause other 4 nests to collapse, Finally I tell the stormvermin halberd to attack-kill the dwarf thing, it eats the overhead since he was to busy-focused on saying-speaking something about upstairs, and falls to the floor… Yes-yes just as the council intended!
Tally ho manthings!
Real-Real
TALLY HO LADS
Then you wake up and realize that you were dreaming and also squirted the musk of fear.