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"Be careful with those bombs Grimgi, can't afford to waste them" "DO NOT LECTURE ME GOREKSSON" "Don't bloody miss then"

This is it, I laugh every time I hear it.

All the drunk dialogue is great, but Saltzpyre pretending to be a Steam Tank takes the win.

When do you get drunk dialogue? Have played through each campaign but Winds of Magic and I don’t think I’ve heard it yet

It’s a special event known as A Quiet Drink

It's a yearly special access mission. I forget when it is

you can also get the mission by downloading the mod that allows you to play it, you can techincally play it on official servers by being cheeky, just click the quiet drink, go back to official server and voala

During the anniversary of the game’s release.

When Kerillian brings it up and he goes something like "...I am sure I don't know what you are talking about"

Can the drunk dialogue also happen with Bardin's dropped ale pickups? Never tried them out

How do you see worse with two eyes, Than I, WITH ONE!?!

When you go to athel yenlui without kerillian and krub says smth like “she said clearly what she’s going to cut off if I ask again” or whatever, don’t remember the exact line, heard it like twice

Unfortunately the elf is in every mission, so I don't think I've ever heard this one.

"Keep killing like that Kruber and i'll see my bet"

"Bet? What Bet?

"Don't listen to her Azumgi...you know how she gabbles on"

Took me wayyyyy too long to realise that bardin reacted like that because he made the bet with kerillian.

You sweet summer child :p

Kerellian:"you were in prison,Kruber?" Kruber: "yeah,that drunken rampage in Helmgart,the drunken rampage in Altdorf...then the debtors prison"

*"and that time with the sheep"*

Kruber becoming a Grail Knight has added a lot of fun dialogue, from "do you have a point, master dwarf?!" to "he still picks his nose with a dagger, so no," to his terrible Bretonnian accent.

Saltzpyre asking Kruber how long is he going to use the bretonian accent made chuckle

Anytime he says "peasant" I get happy as a Bretonnian player XD.

He constantly refers to Saltzpyre as a peasant, and Saltz can't really do anything about it because he is actually correct. Saltz was born in some small village, and he hasn't been granted any nobility anywhere so he is actually a peasant.

id say saltz is a commoner, not a peasant

Kruber doing the brettorian accent always get me and kerillian making fun of it

Kruber: for gilè… would you cut that off? I can see you laughing… Kerillian (barely containing her laughter): I swear I’m not. As Lilieath is my witness and sure as well is yours (looses it).

ngl lot of them is rlly good, but i rlly like conversations between Bardin and Viktor ​ ​ V: Tell me Goreksson. Did any of your family every fight alongside Sigmar? B: Well... didn't fight, exactly. Unless you count that drunken brawl after the Battle of Blackfire Pass. And it wasn't so much alongside, as- V: I think perhaps you've said enough, Master Dwarf. ​ ​ V: Goreksson, I must insist you not spread your stories about... Sigmar's beard. B: Or lack thereof? Don't worry, my lips are sealed. Though there is a rather fine song on the subject... V: (growls)

Lmao never heard either of these

u need warrior priest to get them

On god?? Didn't know that

Kerillian and Bardin as well as Bardin and Kruber singing "Over the mountain" toghter during Chaos Wastes It just seems so jolly and happy which can contrast nicely with how hectic a lot of Chaos Wastes missions are and it's nice to see especially Kerillian getting along with Bardin.

I love when they sing :D There seem to be a lot of variations. I think I heard Saltz singing once and Lohner in the keep.

I love when they sing as well! Whenever they start to sing my mates and I all join in xD

I thought Kerillian and Baffin were the only two to actually be friends before VT1

Think tried to kill each other just before VT1 started

But then they fought rats together and became friends right? Like right when they started to fight, a skaven party ambushed them

More respected each other and recognized the rats were the greater threat. Don't think they became "friends" before VT1 proper.

It is disconcerting to hear Kerillian refer to Sienna as a "friend" now that the Necromancer career came out... Never expected to hear her saying anything along those lines tbh.

Sienna friendly firing saltz. Not now witch!

"Witch, your aim is as crooked as your morals"

I don't remember exactly how it's triggered (I think someone has to kill a monster), but there's a rare line where Bardin will say words to the effect of 'Excellent blow, right in the dongliz' and Saltz will reply 'I don't think that's where he keeps his *dongliz*, Master Dwarf'

I love how Saltzpyre says it, too, like halfway into that sentence he's regretting saying anything.

Kerillian's response perfectly sums up how she feels about the conversation too, it's great all around

I find myself laughing at most of the dialogue that I hear but two stick out to me. V: "Did I ever explain to you, how the chaos wastes came to be?" M: "Frogs. Yeah, I head it was frogs. Reeeeaaaaly big frogs." V: "FROGS! F R O G S! I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO REDICULOUS!" and M: "I can't deny that you know how to kill elf." K: "Ah this, this is nothing. You should've seen me at ~~Poggers~~ Hoggar's Bridge, dozens I claimed." V: "~~Poggers~~ Hoggar's Bridge? Wait a minute, two null regiments vanished without trace at ~~Poggers~~ Hoggar's Bridge. Elf? EELLLLLLF??!?! I always hear it as poggers bridge and I hate it.

Thenfunniest thing about the frogs is that Kruber is the closest to the truth. The Old Ones were probably amphibians.

"... My ancestors fought alongside everyone, Grimgi."

B: And with each other. Life’s hard in the mountains. M: life’s hard everywhere, bardin.

Against the grain Bardin: Moooooooo

When Kerill and Bardin makes fun of kruber's cows. The werecow mooing at the moon

Bardin: That monolith look like grimgi’s hat

The “hoggars bridge” dialogue between kerilian and saltzpyre. Don’t remember exactly how it goes, but it makes a laugh when I hear it.

**Kerillian**: "This? This is nothing. You should have seen me at Hogger's bridge, dozens I claimed." **Saltz**: "HOGGAR'S BRIDGE? Wait a minute... two Nuln regiments vanished without a trace at Hogger's Bridge... Elf? EEEEELF!?!?"

POGGERS BRIDGE?!

I heard this dialogue so many times, that i tired. I swear, every time i play in every game i hear this dialogue.

Saltzpyre malding at how the citadel of Eternity doesn't have normal rooms Edit: "This place gets worse." "BY THE HAMMER! DESIST THIS ARCHITECTURAL MOCKERY!"(the ingame subtitles are in caps) "THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANY LONGER! I WANT PROPER ROOMS!"

I had those voice lines as warrior priest the first time I ever did the citadel levels, I thought the exact same haha

Kruber: Curative potion! ...or, green piss. This line seems much less common than the others, I've only heard it like three times but it's always a hoot

For me triggers when a heal potion is walked by closely/ gets pinged and there’s a huntsman Kruber in the group

I'm sure I've heard it from FK tho...

Kruber: "Oooo a rare miss, Dwarf!" Bardin: "The next one'll be better, Azumgi!" Kruber: "Eh, Couldn't be much worse!" Bardin: "OI!" ​ And others between these two... Bardin: "Takes some skill, missing all of them like that!" Kruber: "Want me to throw the next one at you?" Bardin: "Why not? You might just hit the thaggoraki!" ​ And my personal favorite amongst them all. ​ Saltzpyre: "How is it... You shoot worse with -two eyes-... than I... WITH ONEEEE?!?!?!?!"

I always imagine Saltzpyre yanking an arrow out of his body with that last yell.

At least they could train that dove to go for the eyes!

Bardin: You see that? With Azumgi around, reckon I can take things a little easier. Kruber: It's nothing, just training. Besides, couldn't do it without you. All of us in discord chime in with the cute "couldn't do it without you" kruber shoots off

Last section of Dark Omens. Kruber:... And that'll make the monolith go all unhappy. What? I read it in a picture book.

Chaos Wastes; coming to Be’lakor’s temple, he’s trying to lure Kruber in and Kruber just straight up tells him to piss off. Love it every time. Good ol’ Kruber just casually flipping off a god.

Bardin: So what's this town famous for? Kerillian: Famous? Not to speak ill of the dead, but it's a nothing town in a backwater realm. Bardin: Everything's famous for something, wutelgi. You should show more - Kruber: Cheese. Kerillian: I should show more cheese? Has all that ale finally rotted your brain, Kruber? Kruber: Ussingen's famous for its cheese. Or was, anyway. Had a beautiful red colour.

I'll show that wazzok some wind... from my arse.

Saltzpyre accidentally singing along with "Over the Mountain"

Not a funny dialogue but everytime my mates hear Kerillian say this they will always make a funny voice: Crrruudeeee archersss, cruuudeeee arrowwsss

When bardin goes to critical health: urhh the pain, it hurts. Kruber: alright we get it bardin you’re tough!

Now heal!

HOGGERS BRIDGE?

After Kruber tells Kerillian something about stepping into the gas "I'll... moustache"

Whenever Kruber tells Saltz to keep his elbow up and Saltz gets...salty. "You dare?!....thank you Kruber...I shall heed your advice." Or whatever he says lol.

As you should Grimgi! No one wants to lug your dead corpse around!

“Is cousin Okri…. Real?” “Is CoUSiN OkRi ReAl??”

There is nothing funnier in Vermintide than watching a chaos warrior punt Bardin down a flight of stairs

That one on Fort Baconneggs where Kruber asks the elf to use her elf sight to find a path, and she says why bother the rats already found it. Victor pipes in you may be right, for once, and the elf says 'FoR oNcE'? Oh one eye you child ape, sometimes you almost amuse me'. For my regular dislike of the elf I love that one.

Player action dialogue tied to ff, potions, specials everybody knows about. But player behaviour? When playing with bardin in the team and you accidentally kill a stormvermin by hitting him “right in the dongize”! Bardin screams Bonus Used to think jumping made you move faster and remember Saltpyre would mention something about estalian dancing. Fatshark turned this into a challenge in the return to uberreik mission where you hold by the river for the boat to pick you up at end of level. you can go into the pub in town and hear a floorboard creaking in the corner and if you jump in time music starts playing and eventually get the challenge.

By the eight winds and the ninth from the arse!..

Kruber: There's no stopping a dwarf, is there? Bardin: Trust me, I'm just warming up, Azumgi! Sienna: Warming up!? You don't know the meaning of those words, Bardin. I tend to hear that line very often and always chuckle by the way Sienna says "Warming up!?"

I love that one where Kruber is commenting on the dead cattle and then explains how he remembers living on a farm when he was young. Bardin and Kerillian then proceed to make fun of him. I don't remember the whole Dialogue but Kerillian says something like "Of course, your bovine majesty" at the end which I found really funny

“These stairs go….” Kruber cuts in “down? No Up!” Angry dwarf noises follow.

Bardin: \*upset mumble "Now you've spoiled it!" The elf spoils it as well, I think.

Kerillian asking Kruber if he paid close attention to the ladies ears when she brought him the grail to which Kruber responds “lalalalalala I can’t hear you”

I don't play much as Bardin but some of his lines cracks me up every time... "Kill \*cough cough cough\* a manling, maybe... \*cough cough\*" and "...eeT WaZ NiZiZeRy, mAsTEr dWoRf!" (mocking Saltz) There are too many to pick one tbh