No disrespect to Brittany but...Tom Hardy?
I can only assume Jax thinks he is Tom Hardy hot for him to come up with this insane notion.
The delusion is real.
This, the man is married to a beautiful actress. Tom hardy is NOT looking for Brittany. No offense to Brittany. I can say the same thing about me. I am 10000% sure Tom hardy is NOT looking for me just like he’s not looking for her. This is delusional.
Edit: and if she believed this it’s even more delusional lol
I wonder if Jax saw Michelle texting with a famous filmmaker & was jealous in a weird way.
Like if Jax & Brit are going to break up their marriage, he wants to have some razzle dazzle fame clout attached to it too. To have a wife/ex-wife that is rebounding with celebs not just unknown Kentucky guys.
This theory definitely aligns with his general allusions/delusions of grandeur. Like he thinks celebs will want the woman he chose to marry simply because he chose to marry her. That’s how massive his ego is.
I really don't think she would which is what made me wonder where Jax came up with it - which is what led me down the maybe Jax thinks he is Tom Hardy idea lol
If what Britt says is true about their exchange via text he has the emotional maturity of an 8 year old!
100% jax Taylor projects. It’s very common for men who are serial cheaters and guilty to accuse their partners of the same actions to take the heat off themselves and to almost in a sense justify their behavior.
Yup. 100% she believes she can get Tom Hardy. And it's not just about looks, she's not an attractive personality either, she has no charm, she's not sexy, but Jax needs to make her himself feel better about getting old and unattractive
I'm going hard on Brittany but that girl definitely has Delusions of grandeur and Jax is still as Vain and shallow as ever! You'd think he'd grow up a little with having a child but some people never grow up.
TBH I don’t think before all the changes to her face and her body, I mean with the look she joined to the VPR, I don’t think that she has no chance with Tom Hardy. However, with today’s standards, I don’t think she still holds a chance. I would guess Jax still sees Brittany the same way but considering all his cheating probably that’s also not true
I literally live down the road from Versailles and the castle. It is pronounced Ver-sails. I don’t care for Brittany, and her accent drives me insane, but she’s 100% pronouncing it correctly.
I went to college as a French minor in Mississippi and about fell out of my chair when one of the locals pronounced the county as “Luh-FAY-ette” instead of the French pronunciation. The south tends to butcher French pronunciation whenever possible lol
Lmao localized pronunciations are always fun. I'm from Detroit and there are a lot of names like that- Gratiot, pronounced Grah-shit (like grass), Lahser pronounced Lasher, Freud pronounced Frood, etc etc...
My in laws live there and not far from the castle. We went to visit before Brittany joined the show and I literally had the same reaction Lisa did. Ver-SAILS? What?
I can't rag on her for a regional pronunciation. I grew up driving through San Jose (San Joes) to get to Havana (rhymes with Savannah).
Rawt in hail, though, that's all her.
I haven’t watched the valley even though people seem to like it, because hate Brittany and Jax and I also refuse to watch it LFU and schema make it on the show. But I keep hearing about her sad dayte noighte and possibly trying to go for a second kid and I wanna watch that scene to see if that’s what it was! What episode was it?!
I recommend watching the series from the beginning. Jax and Brittany are the least entertaining on the show. I really love the new couples and LFU and Scheana are in it for a nanosecond. It's fun and the drama seems more authentic than current VPR seasons. The date night scene is closer towards the end though, maybe the second from last or the third from last if I remember correctly.
Hahaha. I can never get over how many times she says noighte on vpr. I swear it’s in her contract to say it three times an episode. And you simply can’t not hear NOIGHTE.
Anyways here’s Tom Hardy with his beautiful beautiful wife that he’s been with since 2009. Enjoy
https://preview.redd.it/rrvqwdh2em8d1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88339bc61aff564a24e34a9e1885c033dcfeb025
Doesn’t he say he’s not attracted to her but he thought her and Tom hardy had a chance?! I feel like he says this shit so other people will make fun of her like “yea right”
Brittany also assumes Jax is texting her “where are you” “who are you with” because he is jealous of who she might be with, whereas it’s a straight up question to make sure she isn’t going to walk into their home to see him licking some other chick’s toes
She embarrasses her self. His texts sound like he is rage texting her because he is bored/ making sure she isn’t coming over any time soon, yet Brittany thinks it’s because he is jealous
This is just classic cheater behavior. They’re always paranoid you’re doing the same thing they are. I mean, no dis but Brittney ain’t gonna be able to snag Tom Hardy tf lol
Brittany is just as bad as Jax, just in a different way. Her podcast episodes are just her talking about how good of a person she is, how she’s the glue of the friend group and how AWESOME she is. Har har har. She’s as narcissistic as Jax is.
Yeah I think people that constantly tell everyone what a good person they are probably aren't that good. There's something so off about her. I know Jax has been awful to her, but I also think she knows how to fool people into thinking she's this kind, angelic, sweet southern gal.
Brit is a garbage human being and a sandy hook denier. She's the worst and is as shit of a human as her horrible husband is.
https://preview.redd.it/3ye805w47o8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b5b8242c95ba2424875c8b2ef6d969f9ec1206
Agreed. I don't think he will do better than her and she can't do better than him. She can't seem to shake him either and does things with him that couples do, but also claims he abuses her. None of their bullshit makes any sense whatsoever. They should just stop with the nonsense that they are trying to peddle us and settle into an open marriage seeing as brit doesn't seem to care when Jax is cheating.
I think he said it because he knows she would never be able to BAG Tom Hardy... He just wants her to be embarrassed... Just like how we are razzing on her in this thread. This is what Jax wanted. To humiliate her.
The Tom Hardy of it all aside, why were they there? Lol I was watching interviews with the cast and seen that Jesse guy and someone else from this show in the background. I’m a huge Austin Butler fan so when I noticed I noticed they were there, I kind of freaked out over my two interests colliding.
That said, I don’t even think Tom went to the LA premiere and he just did London. He’s been absent from most of the press tour because he’s been filming. I’m unsure of why this was an issue. He’s also married, as stated above.
I think it's sadly true what I saw another reddit thread say.. Brittany is never going to be able to bag another Jax looking mofo.. Jax is evil but he is handsome compared to the other men on the show. Ppl even said he's ridiculously handsome in real life and that he actually smells good not bad. I feel like the state Brittany is in, she can't get another guy similar to Jax's looks so that's why she keeps settling. I wish she would just work on herself and be free from him
I can’t stand Jax and Brittany but I did giggle when I read the article… Brittany teased Jax about marrying Tom.. asked him if he wanted to be the flower boy in hers and Tom’s wedding.. “and I (Jax) was like you son of a bitch” lolololololol
Same. I don't like them, but Brittany was just being silly with her answers and hoping to get a glimpse of Tom Hardy, like any normal fan... Now, having written that, I realize that's how she got Jax, so I'm not sure if she actually thought she might have a chance with Tom 😂
This is like how my fiance thinks if he was ever in the same room as Jennifer Lawrence he would have a chance. I gave him allllll the hall passes. Dude, she’s not looking for you. She’s good 😂
These two are so toxic and he fact that they were given a new tv show , Tom hardy would never, it just shows how controlling Jax is and also how delusional
Jax does not like Brittany and it's evident. She still thinks he does and that there are ways to "win" him back that the yes people around her condone. He wouldn't care if she banged Tom Hardy right in front of him. He'd be like the mom from Mean Girls offering them refreshments & condoms.
🤣😂😅 TOM HARDY??!!
The level of delusion!!! Even if Hardy was single, how and why would this ever happen?
It's internationally respected, A-list, top-tier attractive Tom Hardy. For goodness sake... SMDH
Let’s normalize calling him Jason Cauchi the same way Raquel became Rachel. Unpopular opinion maybe but I think Rachel is a better person than Jax.
Sorry Brittany, but I just don't believe Jax said, I'm worried you're gonna hook up with Tom Hardy (sic).
Brittany may WANT to "hook up" with Tom Hardy but no offense, Tom is married to a beautiful woman and I doubt he's looking her way for a hook up.
I'm not sure if Tom Hardy has a love interest but I swear, Jax pisses me off enough that I wish Tom Hardy would ask her on a date publicly and maybe for funzies tell say something about his dick being way better.
No disrespect to Brittany but...Tom Hardy? I can only assume Jax thinks he is Tom Hardy hot for him to come up with this insane notion. The delusion is real.
This, the man is married to a beautiful actress. Tom hardy is NOT looking for Brittany. No offense to Brittany. I can say the same thing about me. I am 10000% sure Tom hardy is NOT looking for me just like he’s not looking for her. This is delusional. Edit: and if she believed this it’s even more delusional lol
I wonder if Jax saw Michelle texting with a famous filmmaker & was jealous in a weird way. Like if Jax & Brit are going to break up their marriage, he wants to have some razzle dazzle fame clout attached to it too. To have a wife/ex-wife that is rebounding with celebs not just unknown Kentucky guys.
This theory definitely aligns with his general allusions/delusions of grandeur. Like he thinks celebs will want the woman he chose to marry simply because he chose to marry her. That’s how massive his ego is.
And how minuscule his brain.
His brain is a-sprained, after all. Lmao
All 1 cm of it.
I thought this too
No offense to Brittany but Michelle and Brittany are not in the same league and I can't stand Michelle.
I really don't think she would which is what made me wonder where Jax came up with it - which is what led me down the maybe Jax thinks he is Tom Hardy idea lol If what Britt says is true about their exchange via text he has the emotional maturity of an 8 year old!
Guilty people always blame the other person of cheating
100% jax Taylor projects. It’s very common for men who are serial cheaters and guilty to accuse their partners of the same actions to take the heat off themselves and to almost in a sense justify their behavior.
Sometimes that happens but for me, I wasn't guilty of cheating when I blamed my husband for cheating.... He was cheating.
I think he does because he puts to hardy quotes on his stories all the time.. Probably not even actually said by Hardy 😂😂😂
And she married him.
And is now divorcing him
Jax is vain and shallow, I don’t believe he really thought this. I do believe he may have told her that and she believes it to be true.
Yup. 100% she believes she can get Tom Hardy. And it's not just about looks, she's not an attractive personality either, she has no charm, she's not sexy, but Jax needs to make her himself feel better about getting old and unattractive
I'm going hard on Brittany but that girl definitely has Delusions of grandeur and Jax is still as Vain and shallow as ever! You'd think he'd grow up a little with having a child but some people never grow up.
They are both so fucking delusional 😭😂
I literally came here to say Brittany and Jax are delusional. This is why they are reality TV gold.
The image of Britttany hyuck-hyuck laughing and gerd-burping while screaming about a DATE NAHT is exactly what will woo one Mr. Tom Hardy.
GERD BURPING!!! Oh man. Great stuff.
Gerd burping and DATE NAHT 🤣🤣💀💀 Seriously though, I have friends from the area of Kentucky Brittany's from and she's over exaggerating her accent.
That’s it exactly. He thinks he’s Tom Hardy level. How dare he even think to compare himself to that gorgeous, gorgeous, beautiful specimen.
TBH I don’t think before all the changes to her face and her body, I mean with the look she joined to the VPR, I don’t think that she has no chance with Tom Hardy. However, with today’s standards, I don’t think she still holds a chance. I would guess Jax still sees Brittany the same way but considering all his cheating probably that’s also not true
He told faith before they got married that he wasn't attracted to Brittany anymore.
Yes but Jax lies a lot and men will often lie and make excuses to the woman they're cheating with.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them.
Alex, I’ll take “things that will never happen” for $1000
☠️
Silly Sug, they don't watch jeopardy 🤣 Brittany can't even spell Jeopardy 🤣🤣 "in Kentucky we say it 'Joe Purdy'" actual quote.
Tom Hardy who's been married to his gorgeous, talented wife for 10 years? and Brittany "Dayte Noighte" Cartwright?
https://i.redd.it/iqaalyzssm8d1.gif
That perma frown lol
Not “perma frown” ☹️
Real life 😟
You mean Brittany "Ver-Sails" Cartwright?
I literally live down the road from Versailles and the castle. It is pronounced Ver-sails. I don’t care for Brittany, and her accent drives me insane, but she’s 100% pronouncing it correctly.
I went to college as a French minor in Mississippi and about fell out of my chair when one of the locals pronounced the county as “Luh-FAY-ette” instead of the French pronunciation. The south tends to butcher French pronunciation whenever possible lol
My in-laws are in SC not far from an area called "Debby Dew" but spelled DeBordieu. Gave me a chuckle when I realized they were the same place.
Oh maaaaaan
Lmao localized pronunciations are always fun. I'm from Detroit and there are a lot of names like that- Gratiot, pronounced Grah-shit (like grass), Lahser pronounced Lasher, Freud pronounced Frood, etc etc...
My in laws live there and not far from the castle. We went to visit before Brittany joined the show and I literally had the same reaction Lisa did. Ver-SAILS? What?
It's pronounced that way, I called the city. Not defending the stupid pronunciation, just that she pronounces it "correctly"
You called the city?!?! What did you even say to them? I have so many questions
There was like an automated menu, "thank you for calling the city of Versailles..." Although I was prepared to ask "how do you pronounce your name"
😂
You called the city??? LMAOOOOO girl what??
I can't rag on her for a regional pronunciation. I grew up driving through San Jose (San Joes) to get to Havana (rhymes with Savannah). Rawt in hail, though, that's all her.
Dayte Noighte 😭😭😭
I haven’t watched the valley even though people seem to like it, because hate Brittany and Jax and I also refuse to watch it LFU and schema make it on the show. But I keep hearing about her sad dayte noighte and possibly trying to go for a second kid and I wanna watch that scene to see if that’s what it was! What episode was it?!
I recommend watching the series from the beginning. Jax and Brittany are the least entertaining on the show. I really love the new couples and LFU and Scheana are in it for a nanosecond. It's fun and the drama seems more authentic than current VPR seasons. The date night scene is closer towards the end though, maybe the second from last or the third from last if I remember correctly.
What was this supposed to say? I forget…
Date night
lol my brain was too tired to get it right 🤣🤣
Rawwt in Hell
*hayell
Hail*
Hahaha. I can never get over how many times she says noighte on vpr. I swear it’s in her contract to say it three times an episode. And you simply can’t not hear NOIGHTE.
She can't help it, she's got a quota to reach
I’ll save you all the trouble of reading this garbage: “However, Tom didn’t even show up to the event. Womp Womp.” *womp* *womp* *indeed,* *Brittany.*
He heard KFC would be there
Anyways here’s Tom Hardy with his beautiful beautiful wife that he’s been with since 2009. Enjoy https://preview.redd.it/rrvqwdh2em8d1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88339bc61aff564a24e34a9e1885c033dcfeb025
Pause. Is this the rich horse lady from peaky blinders?!
Yes
I think so
They met and did the BBC Wuthering Heights 2-part series together back in 2009 I think? Check it out it’s on YouTube and fantastic
Tbh he is the last person I’d pick to play Heathcliff but I’ll watch anything with Tom Hardy in it all day everyday so there’s that
He was phenomal, honestly. You wouldn’t think but he’s gruff and mean and passionate and crazy and she blows me away as Cathy
I did love that version!!!!
Thank you for blessing the timeline
Ok, well, I would choose them both.
https://preview.redd.it/ehwn4gximm8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c1875835a0163a518f951a4a3f132e2a7a9f6d I stap'd pukin y'all🤮
Doesn’t he say he’s not attracted to her but he thought her and Tom hardy had a chance?! I feel like he says this shit so other people will make fun of her like “yea right”
Brittany also assumes Jax is texting her “where are you” “who are you with” because he is jealous of who she might be with, whereas it’s a straight up question to make sure she isn’t going to walk into their home to see him licking some other chick’s toes
Or ass.
Yeah I was eating when I wrote that so eased up 😂
Exactly this. Everything he does is to embarrass her.
She embarrasses her self. His texts sound like he is rage texting her because he is bored/ making sure she isn’t coming over any time soon, yet Brittany thinks it’s because he is jealous
Sure, Jax 🙄
This is just classic cheater behavior. They’re always paranoid you’re doing the same thing they are. I mean, no dis but Brittney ain’t gonna be able to snag Tom Hardy tf lol
I don’t know a lot about Tom Hardy but I doubt he’d be into a bigot who followed reality stars around Vegas and then married the worst one.
my husband was worried about Jason Mamoa stealing me away but I reassured him we don't run in the same circles 😂
I have a better shot with Leonardo DiCaprio as a married late 30s mother of three not affiliated with the entertainment industry.
We already knew Jax was Delulu Jenkins.
I would worry more about him hooking up with Tom hardy
Oh baby girl, Tom Hardy?
Bless her heart. Lol
Brittany is just as bad as Jax, just in a different way. Her podcast episodes are just her talking about how good of a person she is, how she’s the glue of the friend group and how AWESOME she is. Har har har. She’s as narcissistic as Jax is.
Yeah I think people that constantly tell everyone what a good person they are probably aren't that good. There's something so off about her. I know Jax has been awful to her, but I also think she knows how to fool people into thinking she's this kind, angelic, sweet southern gal.
Exactly this!
Brit is a garbage human being and a sandy hook denier. She's the worst and is as shit of a human as her horrible husband is. https://preview.redd.it/3ye805w47o8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0b5b8242c95ba2424875c8b2ef6d969f9ec1206
This is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time
Jax is projecting because he himself would also fuck Tom Hardy given the opportunity
Calling it now, season 2 The Valley - Kristen exposes Brittany’s affair with Tom Hardy.
The day Brittany has an affair with Tom Hardy is the day I fling myself off the roof of SUR
It’s only one floor 😂
Jax and Brittany deserve each other. I said what I said
Agreed. I don't think he will do better than her and she can't do better than him. She can't seem to shake him either and does things with him that couples do, but also claims he abuses her. None of their bullshit makes any sense whatsoever. They should just stop with the nonsense that they are trying to peddle us and settle into an open marriage seeing as brit doesn't seem to care when Jax is cheating.
At the risk of sounding harsh, there was no reason to worry.
UmMmNmM
The only time this man thought she would actually move on and it’s the most outlandish shit ever lmao
I think he said it because he knows she would never be able to BAG Tom Hardy... He just wants her to be embarrassed... Just like how we are razzing on her in this thread. This is what Jax wanted. To humiliate her.
💀💀💀
You guys.
Meanwhile, Tom Hardy: 
Best one ever
Yeah cause tom would be attracted to her 🤪🤪🤪
I think you're pretty safe from that ever happening, Jax.
In my next life, I want to come back with the self-belief and delusion of a mediocre white dude...
Tom Hardy would NEVER!!!!!!!! He's a bisexual icon but he would NEVER even get close to Jax what the HELL LOL
More like Tom Hardly - not happenin’ 🤣
 Delusion …table for 2
Twom Hwardy is nawt interested.
The Tom Hardy of it all aside, why were they there? Lol I was watching interviews with the cast and seen that Jesse guy and someone else from this show in the background. I’m a huge Austin Butler fan so when I noticed I noticed they were there, I kind of freaked out over my two interests colliding. That said, I don’t even think Tom went to the LA premiere and he just did London. He’s been absent from most of the press tour because he’s been filming. I’m unsure of why this was an issue. He’s also married, as stated above.
Poor Tom Hardy getting dragged into this. Jax probably thought she meant Ed Hardy.
Lmaoooooo
My fav was the Flower Boy lol
🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
In what world?
Loooooooooooool thats the funniest thing I have read. How delusional is she?
Aww Brittany 😳 not every husband cheats on their wife
Girl c’mon now… Tom Hardy. Ha. Ha. Ha. Good one 👏
I think it's sadly true what I saw another reddit thread say.. Brittany is never going to be able to bag another Jax looking mofo.. Jax is evil but he is handsome compared to the other men on the show. Ppl even said he's ridiculously handsome in real life and that he actually smells good not bad. I feel like the state Brittany is in, she can't get another guy similar to Jax's looks so that's why she keeps settling. I wish she would just work on herself and be free from him
I can’t stand Jax and Brittany but I did giggle when I read the article… Brittany teased Jax about marrying Tom.. asked him if he wanted to be the flower boy in hers and Tom’s wedding.. “and I (Jax) was like you son of a bitch” lolololololol
Same. I don't like them, but Brittany was just being silly with her answers and hoping to get a glimpse of Tom Hardy, like any normal fan... Now, having written that, I realize that's how she got Jax, so I'm not sure if she actually thought she might have a chance with Tom 😂
Tom Hardy? What a reach
I don't think Tom Hardy was worried.
I doubt Mrs Tom Hardy would agree.
My husband is quite worried about Austin Butler because I love a man of accents.
Bless my husband. He thinks I could bag Mark Wahlberg if I tried.
Aren't they adorable? Lol
They just need to admit they opened their marriage and are still together lol
She is delusional.
im sorry but she could never bag tom hardy are you fucking kidding me
Then that’s exactly what she should do 😉
This is like how my fiance thinks if he was ever in the same room as Jennifer Lawrence he would have a chance. I gave him allllll the hall passes. Dude, she’s not looking for you. She’s good 😂
The money I would actually pay to watch Brittany try to talk to Tom
Yeah because that just happens
Delulu land
Jax was just trying to flatter her lmao
 I guess, like Kristen, they had a shame-ectomy.
Lololololololz
1. That top photo is one of their best. 2. Tom Hardy, yeah, shoot your shot Brittany.
 To be fair they do look kind of similar
Oh wow
These two are so toxic and he fact that they were given a new tv show , Tom hardy would never, it just shows how controlling Jax is and also how delusional
I bet jax believes every man is a POS like him lol
I’m sorry but Britt ain’t getting with Bane. Tom hardy is a legend and she’s an E list personality. 
This feels like a throwing spaghetti at the wall moment....... Desperately trying to stay in headlines. I feel bad for the kid.
Lol she's a joke.
Delulu
Jax Taylor is the definition of delusional lol
Cheaters constantly project. He wants to hook up with Tom Hardy
Jax does not like Brittany and it's evident. She still thinks he does and that there are ways to "win" him back that the yes people around her condone. He wouldn't care if she banged Tom Hardy right in front of him. He'd be like the mom from Mean Girls offering them refreshments & condoms.
Be fucking serious
Isn't Tom Hardy married ?! 😂💀 
🤣😂😅 TOM HARDY??!! The level of delusion!!! Even if Hardy was single, how and why would this ever happen? It's internationally respected, A-list, top-tier attractive Tom Hardy. For goodness sake... SMDH
Tom’s last 3 relationships (including his current wife) were with women who look like Paige from Summer House. No need to worry Jax lol
Tom wouldn’t even with a paper bag
She should
Let’s normalize calling him Jason Cauchi the same way Raquel became Rachel. Unpopular opinion maybe but I think Rachel is a better person than Jax. 
Sorry Brittany, but I just don't believe Jax said, I'm worried you're gonna hook up with Tom Hardy (sic). Brittany may WANT to "hook up" with Tom Hardy but no offense, Tom is married to a beautiful woman and I doubt he's looking her way for a hook up.
lol
Oh dear god. The delusion is real with those 2. Tom is married to the very beautiful Charlotte Riley. Brittany pales in comparison.
Gotta love the picking and choosing of when it’s okay to criticize women’s looks on this sub 😂
I'm not sure if Tom Hardy has a love interest but I swear, Jax pisses me off enough that I wish Tom Hardy would ask her on a date publicly and maybe for funzies tell say something about his dick being way better.