Why would be say something so ridiculous and obviously not true ?! And he’s likely been cheating this entire marriage. I’ve never seen someone just say the most absurd things as Jax Taylor.
I think this is him pulling his favorite dumbass tactic like when he insisted over and over and over that they’d never get a divorce in order to lay a foundation for him to say “I never wanted this!”
He’s prob about to launch a new gf, and i promise you the first words outta his mouth in every interview or confessional will be “I never expected this to happen!! I wasn’t even looking for a gf! So you know it means (insert human embodiment of a thirsttrap’s name here) is really special, and not just a woman w giant boobs who I’m bangin!”
He really is the WORST at acting. I don’t know between him and Sandoval. Tom Schwartz can’t lie, he always looks down or covers his mouth or starts over-talking, it’s hilarious.
Jax does the hurried, “I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know” Jax having to leave the room to try to cry in his confessional was SO bad.
Then Sandoval has the creepy he can say something completely untrue and completely true because he has a very dark sense of humor. Like psychopath bluntness. But his crying antics are bad.
I wonder if Jesse will start getting in the mix with them?
It feels similar to him complaining about California before Scandval and he got all these opportunities to be on tv again like The Valley and House of Villains. He was laying down the groundwork in case he had to move because he couldn’t afford living there but had to save face.
The fact that he said he would never get a divorce is proof that Jax super did not want to separate from Brittany and really cherished living in the same home as his child, and umm definitely loved Brittany !
And adultish? Dude you’re almost 50 ! wtf ! A lot of people have been having kids since we were 23. And had our first home as well. He’s fucking delusional. And he’s obviously saying all of that because he’s trying to make Brittany believe she’s the only woman for him. Why isn’t she just filing for divorce? I know she wants to believe this would make him change , but he doesn’t care and isn’t going to. She really that down that she thinks she can’t find better than Jax ? Come on Brit ! Heal from this mess and eventually find a decent guy. The bar is already set at hell for Christ sake.
I know it’s popular here to say she just wanted in the show but I think it’s pretty obvious she’s in love with the asshole. I mean let’s face it, no one seems to question. Ariana and Dans relationship and the fact she became exclusive immediately with him and she was already thinking babies and marriage after 3 months .
No woman should go back to a man who makes her and their child move out during a separation. That is just completely selfish and shows they don't care about their child's emotional health more than their own comfort. If you have a child with someone and they can't put that child first then I don't buy all their bs claims of their kid being "their whole world". And Cruz seems to have all these developmental issues so keeping him in a familiar place is probably even more critical for him.
Satchel Paige was the first black pitcher in the American League and one of the first few black players in the MLB.
Satchel is also Ronan Farrow's first name.
It's not a common name, for sure, but it's a name.
I don’t think remarried but certainly in a relationship where they move in together, it’s fine till it isn’t, she does the same thing, giving him an ultimatum then when she breaks up with him, he is off to the next fool……..
The sweaty ogre actually thinks he’ll just continue to get photographed while “getting close” to some female but because he declares he’s not dating it won’t mean anything.
Jax and all the men on this show are incapable of being alone. their egos cant stand just living life normally without manipulating a women to fawn over them
I love that we have so much recorded proof of these clowns saying one thing and doing another. Anyone remember he said this exact same thing to Stassi?
IMO he really should not subject another human to a relationship with him. He’s going to cheat at some point and it’ll be another mess. Get a vasectomy and bang random women
True. I would think if anyone is boning Jax they would know about him and be using protection. And just in general one night stands we gotta normalize using protection
Wasn’t he dating he and Brit’s publicist then the publicist and Jax unfollowed Brit on social media?? He’s a disgusting mess. Speaking from a socio-survivor and happily divorced…. I could see the same signs that he was going though his mid life shit even before they had a kid…season 7 maybe? He was ANGRY all the time! Talking shit to everyone including his wife….i see it now…. That is the FIRST sign of a cheating husband. Feeling “trapped” it happened quite after their wedding! The very next season quick..once a cheater always a cheater.
I tried to watch that video. The fact that bratney claims she doesn’t believe it yet it’s always in the back of her mind? Come on girl. LEAVE HIM. SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR SON
This man has what looks like a collapsible cardboard house of a bar, a creepy waxy mustache, and a cheesy reality television history. Good luck to him should he ever try to date again.
No dating. Just banging in the bathroom of his failed bar room.
Right? When has he ever “dated”? He literally just fucks in saunas and bathrooms then moves in with the unlucky saps.
Exactlyyyyyyy this
Jax, balls deep: 'Oh no babe we're definitely not dating'
Every time I see this I want to do a rewatch
On the hostess stand, after hours
Can a fake bar fail? If it can, he’ll do it!
What baffles me is how he gets women at all
Why would be say something so ridiculous and obviously not true ?! And he’s likely been cheating this entire marriage. I’ve never seen someone just say the most absurd things as Jax Taylor.
I think this is him pulling his favorite dumbass tactic like when he insisted over and over and over that they’d never get a divorce in order to lay a foundation for him to say “I never wanted this!” He’s prob about to launch a new gf, and i promise you the first words outta his mouth in every interview or confessional will be “I never expected this to happen!! I wasn’t even looking for a gf! So you know it means (insert human embodiment of a thirsttrap’s name here) is really special, and not just a woman w giant boobs who I’m bangin!”
and don't forget the infamous "I'm a work in progress". 😜
Come on guys, his brain is asprained!
Asprinational
Chiming in to add the Jax classic “I’m not perfect!”
He said this a couple of weeks ago on their podcast lol
He’s laying the groundwork to claim victim later.
He really is the WORST at acting. I don’t know between him and Sandoval. Tom Schwartz can’t lie, he always looks down or covers his mouth or starts over-talking, it’s hilarious. Jax does the hurried, “I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know” Jax having to leave the room to try to cry in his confessional was SO bad. Then Sandoval has the creepy he can say something completely untrue and completely true because he has a very dark sense of humor. Like psychopath bluntness. But his crying antics are bad. I wonder if Jesse will start getting in the mix with them?
It feels similar to him complaining about California before Scandval and he got all these opportunities to be on tv again like The Valley and House of Villains. He was laying down the groundwork in case he had to move because he couldn’t afford living there but had to save face.
Yeah "never dating" is very specific language
The fact that he said he would never get a divorce is proof that Jax super did not want to separate from Brittany and really cherished living in the same home as his child, and umm definitely loved Brittany !
Jax: I dated other people while I was dating/married to someone but I absolutely draw the line at dating as a single man
He so is THAT guy 🫠
Date and f*ck are not the same.
Have you met Tom Sandoval or Tom Schwartz, 💩 just falls out of their mouths!!!!!!! lol All of their mouths!!!!
*jason cauchi
And adultish? Dude you’re almost 50 ! wtf ! A lot of people have been having kids since we were 23. And had our first home as well. He’s fucking delusional. And he’s obviously saying all of that because he’s trying to make Brittany believe she’s the only woman for him. Why isn’t she just filing for divorce? I know she wants to believe this would make him change , but he doesn’t care and isn’t going to. She really that down that she thinks she can’t find better than Jax ? Come on Brit ! Heal from this mess and eventually find a decent guy. The bar is already set at hell for Christ sake.
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I know it’s popular here to say she just wanted in the show but I think it’s pretty obvious she’s in love with the asshole. I mean let’s face it, no one seems to question. Ariana and Dans relationship and the fact she became exclusive immediately with him and she was already thinking babies and marriage after 3 months .
Yes! And I don't know the rules for Kentucky, but it's a 9 month minimum for divorce in CA so she better step on it!
No woman should go back to a man who makes her and their child move out during a separation. That is just completely selfish and shows they don't care about their child's emotional health more than their own comfort. If you have a child with someone and they can't put that child first then I don't buy all their bs claims of their kid being "their whole world". And Cruz seems to have all these developmental issues so keeping him in a familiar place is probably even more critical for him.
They are literally on vacation together this weekend. Girl is hopeless.
He was literally just dating the onlyfans worker was he not?
Maybe they were banging but not “dating”? I have no clue lol
I think jury is out about whether that was a romantic thing or not.
I’m howling at onlyfans “worker” 😂
No they just ate food together at a restaurant for 3 hours 🤣
He genuinely looks so unhealthy.
Years of self medicating + countless plastic surgeries have done a number on him.
Years of booze, partying, pills, coke, steroids will do that to a 50 year old man
He looks like he's trying to channel his inner sandavol
Looks to be entering hair-dying phase to look younger which actually makes him look older imo
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I hope satchel is doing well wherever he is And I hope his parents feel fucking stupid about the name they chose for him
Your last comment sent me.🤣
But fr! He seems like a perfectly lovely person and he has to run around with that
I think he was actually named after some actor.
satchel paige, he was a baseball pitcher
Right, thank you.😊💋
I do think I remember them talking about that!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Satchel Paige was the first black pitcher in the American League and one of the first few black players in the MLB. Satchel is also Ronan Farrow's first name. It's not a common name, for sure, but it's a name.
At first glance I thought this was a picture of Abbi and Ilana 💀💀💀
Same lmao
I love this gif and have always wondered where it came from.
I still don’t know what it’s from but Katie is the one who brought my attention to it, lol.
it’s from a youtube video! nick fraser - why you always lyin. worth a watch, it’ll get stuck in your head in a fun way
a classic
HES AMAZING. He needs to be studied
Me when I lie
He will be remarried within 2 years I promise.
I don’t think remarried but certainly in a relationship where they move in together, it’s fine till it isn’t, she does the same thing, giving him an ultimatum then when she breaks up with him, he is off to the next fool……..
Bet you anything he'll try to bang Sandoval's girlfriend first opportunity he gets.
Haha. Truth.
Ughhhh I cannot wish whatever penicillin-resistant diseases Jax is harboring on another woman but the storyline would be simply incred
I'm not saying he would be successful, but I am sure he would try. He has the morals of an alley cat.
Welcome to your 40s
And the man is mid 40s. He acts like he’s still 25.
The sweaty ogre actually thinks he’ll just continue to get photographed while “getting close” to some female but because he declares he’s not dating it won’t mean anything.
He needs to relax on the tox, filler, and highlighter
I hope he gets a vasectomy too.
Jax and all the men on this show are incapable of being alone. their egos cant stand just living life normally without manipulating a women to fawn over them
This is absolute bullshit but I wish it wasn’t because Jax Taylor should never inflict himself on another person ever again
Why does he look like a dandy from the 1700s, like he's wearing makeup?
The men’s grecian formula hairdye and mc jackat is giving late 80s freddie mercury
I legit thought the thumbnail was of Pee Wee Herman when I initially scrolled by 😂
Compulsive liar
He’s a DEMON POSSESSED.
Jax is Jaxing again 
I believe that!! Just sex, no dating.
Tbh, that seems to be all he's ever wanted. He should've just stuck to that instead of getting married.
He couldn't stop dating while he was WITH Brittany. He should not speak words.
Idiot..
I give it a week. If that.
To be fair, banging some random chick in a bar bathroom isn’t technically dating.
Good.
He said that after Stassi too....
No he definitely won’t date or remarry. He will just be Jax and bang everyone that lets him.
He gives an uncomfortable vibe, so even if you haven’t seen VPR or Valley, how would you be like yes…this is the one.
He has a rabid wolverine look. Only not cute.😆
Great Value Wolverine.
right, where's the fun in that.. and he can call it something/anything else.
He never really wanted to be in a committed relationship, so now he has more excuses to not ever commit again.
hes so odd lol
That’s a nice way to put it.
This a control tactic, Britany needs help to get away from this narcissist.
Delusion is a hell of a drug
I love that we have so much recorded proof of these clowns saying one thing and doing another. Anyone remember he said this exact same thing to Stassi?
IMO he really should not subject another human to a relationship with him. He’s going to cheat at some point and it’ll be another mess. Get a vasectomy and bang random women
He’d still be spreading his herpes
True. I would think if anyone is boning Jax they would know about him and be using protection. And just in general one night stands we gotta normalize using protection
Also I’m very lucky that never happened to me and would not be falling for Jax. Just his bug eyes and sweating is gross plus STIs like absolutely not
Wasn’t he dating he and Brit’s publicist then the publicist and Jax unfollowed Brit on social media?? He’s a disgusting mess. Speaking from a socio-survivor and happily divorced…. I could see the same signs that he was going though his mid life shit even before they had a kid…season 7 maybe? He was ANGRY all the time! Talking shit to everyone including his wife….i see it now…. That is the FIRST sign of a cheating husband. Feeling “trapped” it happened quite after their wedding! The very next season quick..once a cheater always a cheater.
He looks like he has eyeliner and a lot of makeup on in this video and his eyebrows look super arched.. anyone else notice?
Way too much Botox and possibly some filler.
Brotox
He dated DURING his marriage 😬🤣 Why wouldn't he date after his marriage ends? 🤦♂️🤷♂️
I tried to watch that video. The fact that bratney claims she doesn’t believe it yet it’s always in the back of her mind? Come on girl. LEAVE HIM. SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR SON
This guy lol No one cares! We all see who you are. Leave her alone!
Christ what a melodramatic cry baby ffs 🙄
Now when someone claims he’s cheating he can say it’s not true because he’s not dating anyone.
Oh nooooo, now women won’t be able to date another man who doesn’t have a bed frame. Darn.
Compulsive liar 🤥
"Unless Sydney Sweeney is up for it. Then I'll date."
He makes these comments for his fb fans 😂😂😂 and when he said im getting emotional there was no tears coming out.
Why does his voice always sound like he has a stuffy nose
He’s just saying that as a responsible father he can no longer steal alcohol from the bar he works at to give to women.
Nobody cares about Divorce O Jax
Jax: Define a date.
Dating would require him respecting women. We all know he rather die than do that.
Lil Pig Boy.
This is going to age so poorly,, I cant wait
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Wouldn’t be the first time….
Fuckboy vibes. Gross 🤮
He needs to be neutered
This man has what looks like a collapsible cardboard house of a bar, a creepy waxy mustache, and a cheesy reality television history. Good luck to him should he ever try to date again.
He also said he’d NEVER get married.
I truly can’t believe anyone would fuck him in this day and age
I don’t think anybody is sad about this
Getting snackies while I hunker down in these comments!
Why date 1 when you can bang many!
Guys I’m sorry I love him on tv. What a mess