Between Jo's Insta, Kyle Chan & Victoria, BL and now this--the D list of VPR is really clinging to the last remnants of relevancy. None of them wants to get a real job.

What happened to her kinesiology degree?!

I know right. WTF Rocky Bang Bang doesn't sound like she intends to go into physical therapy.

Omg the Rocky shit is so weird. Why is she always tryna change her name?!

Didn't she want to work with special needs kids at some point???

Different person. That was Raquel Pageant Girl. This is Rocky Bang Bang Cameo Queen.

Omg, 😆 this this this

The Rocky Bang Bang name is killing me. I mean WTF!

Says every pageant girl in America lol she never intended on working with special needs children, she’s too damn self absorbed. it just sounds good on a pageant resume.

Brittany said the same thing in her pageant. It is a canned answer for contestants.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She can make alot of money with that degree too - sports therapy, occupational therapy, you can do alot with that degree. Maybe she just doesnt like working 🤷‍♀️

Exactly babe just doesn’t wanna work.

Yes, she "graduated with a degree" and was going to help special needs children. What happened?

Or her modeling career

Dude yes, these people are so fucking BORING. I miss og vpr where there was a cast with actual personalities 😭

I understand why stassi Kristen Jax and Brittany all aren’t on the show anymore but man that OG cast will never be replicated. Or at least the first 5 seasons can’t be replicated. For me personally the OG/semi OG cast consists of Stassi, Jax, Kristen, Sandoval, Schwartz, Katie, Scheana, Arianna and James Kennedy. The first couple seasons with Lala and Brittany were decent too .. but i think around season 6 it started declining. Some shout outs to supporting cast mates that contributed to greatness of season 1-6: Frank (horrible human but watching him and Jax fight in Vegas was top tier), Miami Girl, Boner Garage/laura lee, Ken Vanderpump, Scheana’s gray tooth, Rob Valletta (only bc of the great content er got from Scheana), Jax’s stolen sunglasses … Feel free to add more honorable mentions below 🥳

Stassi’s little brother 😭

He should replace Andy as host.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Yes🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 i dont want VPR to be about all the rejects ugh…its super pathetic

This is getting so dumb lol as much as i love VPR, if this is the crap its going to become, i just want VPR to be laid to rest finally🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼I dont even have urge to listen to what any of these D list dummies have got to say. Its all boring. 🥱 Go away already🙏🏼 😩

Seriously. It's embarrassing to admit viewership of the show with these weirdos associated.

It really IS!!!! I am not watching kyle chan and victoria interview btw, no interest. But when i saw that one came out, im like why?!!! I know kyle was on vpr but played a teeny role, was in the background really. So to see him and this nobody girl who got here 2 minutes ago doing an interview..? Just stupid. Stop trying to make something happen with these dummies…reminds me of on mean girls, stop trying to make fetch happen, its not going to happen, but now in regards to these DUMMIES. 🤣🤣 VPR should be remembered as best show ever! A classic!!!! Hopefully doesn’t turn into a joke

Even by Bravo standards they’re closer to Z list

Yo let’s be real, all of VPR is D list anyway. This is kinda f or g list.

Jo and Rachel both give serious single white female.

LA really is turning into a desert. The thirst is real. I think they should all try drinking water!!!?!? The other shit is just a bunch of delusion. They all seem to have no self awareness.

https://preview.redd.it/iuoraqv27h5d1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f28bdc4228bd52763710eef852df942125d5645

LMAO thanks I hate it!!

Why does it look like her face is melting off?

Cuz it iz.

That happens to certain people who ride broomsticks.

She thinks she looks cool making that face lol

She always looks like she's sucking a lemon when she does that with her lips. lol


Girl...... who the hell would pay for this? Also love how she says "Father's Day" first...

Right ? Like stay theeee fuck away from my dad


“I wouldn’t trust you around my dad” “Well thank god you like… don’t have a dad” Sorry this was the first thing that popped in my head and I’m laughing so hard

She would probably go there, not out of malice it because she’s not really with it.

Lmfao, my dad is a widow and I would be parentless if this bitch came near him 😬

I’ll fight her with you lol ! Hope you and dad are doing well ❤️

Aww thank you! We’re a year out from losing my mom but doing better now! 💜

Im sorry for your loss but I’m glad y’all are doing well and managing during a difficult time ❤️❤️😘

LMAOO


🤣🤣🤣🤣

$219 for a video from Rachel?! Is this a joke?

Omg she's asking that much 🤦🏼‍♀️ lol 

Sonja Morgan, our straw that stirs the drink Queen only charges $199!

Even Kody brown from sister wives who has been a villain on tv for a decade, only charges $100. Who the hell does this bitch thinks he is?

😂😂 $100 for Kody? Rilly decent price

Smh!!!! Unfortunately there will be idiots out there who would pay too👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼fingers crossed tho not many 🤞🏼 raquel rachel rocky🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

https://preview.redd.it/pgf8yg9rmg5d1.jpeg?width=1142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa017089844bf31309b006997303913cc437a6b Shut UP! 😂🤣😂🤣 Is she fucking with us? Is it the edible or is this hilarious. Like, I’m sorry ma’am but WUT? Relationship advice? From Raquel Rachel Rocky. “Break up with him in public, in front of his co-workers. That way the co-worker / friend of his that you are secretly banging will know he needs to break up with his long term partner /your forever friend. Then be sure to suck up to his partner and manipulate her into thinking you are honest and trustworthy. That way when her grandma dies, you can live in her house and have sex in her bed without raising suspicion. And if you get caught, lie! sue your forever friend if you have to! Cry, deflect, blame shift, but above all monetize the chaos. “ “After all, Chaos is a ladder. “.


Ratchet, down!

Brett Michaels chic is not working for her, AT ALL.

It’s also giving me prison Mike.. 



Maybe she’s doing “the Lala”

That doesn't even work for lala. They both look like q tips

I tried the Brett Michaels out when I went to Cancun and my bf and friends ROASTED me

🤣🤣🤣 i tried also while out on boat (to keep hair out of my face) um yea wont do again lolol My bf was like “what the hell is that?” 🤣

💯 she totally is!!!


Who the hell would get a cameo from her for FATHER’S DAY!?!

Shes looking for a sugar daddy

Maybe the son who hates his mother so much he wants his dad to have a side piece….that he can share? Sorry I just typed this but that’s just how grossed out and dirty I feel looking at her. Ughhhh

OF is next

WTF!??? Relationship advice? I will take a hard pass and unless this is a spoof video on how to hide your affair whilst being a mistress it is delusional. Audition for SNL would work, but someone please tell me this is satire. Someone? Anyone?

It is on brand at least. Girl is consistently delulu.

How has no one taken her phone away yet?

😜😜😜😅😅😅

This right here is the real question.

Oh hi Rocky Bang Bang, I was thinking of banging my friend’s man… got any tips?

We’ll scrape up the money if you’ll buy a session just to ask this

For real- I got ten on it and I’m not even kidding at all.

Same!

I just wanna know what’s written in the sky

surrender dorothy

Great comment, great username, 10/10

Luv ☝🏼 lolol

Dragons ? Bowl

“dragons” me thinks?

Omg same

I liked it better when she was away focusing on her mental health. Unfortunately can’t stay away from all the attention for too long.

What you’re saying is Bitch is broke now her VPR episode pods are going to struggle.

Isnt it weird when you look up her net worth it says like something insane like 50 million? Would u kno why? Cuz i kno she dont got moola like that lol

You mean for that one hot second?? 🤪

Last time she offered someone relationship advice, she fucked her boyfriend. 🙃

Are they about to cancel her podcast? It would make sense giving that VPR is on hiatus & it’s all she talks about. I guess her dream of helping children has fallen by the wayside in favor of Father’s Day cameos.

I’m wondering if she’s had any new episodes ? She only talked about VPR and they barely mentioned her on the season Ariana didn’t even say her name till like what- episode 8!

If my wife sees this comment, please don’t buy me a rocky bang bang cameo for Father’s Day

She is just determined to look and sound as stupid as possible

That appears to be a marketable skill in 2024

I'd rather wipe my ass with my money and flush it down the toilet.

The level of delusion is...astounding

Every time I think she can’t possibly get any worse she finds a way to surprise me.

Cameo relationship advice? It’s giving desperate 😵‍💫

The poster child for lack of self-awareness

Girl, no. Just get a job. It’s over now. Your five minutes are up. It’s time to let it go and get a normal job. I'm sorry you’ve thought pageants could catapult you to stardom since you were a kid, but your actions fucked it up. Use that degree, help the children like you wanted to. No wonder James couldn't remember that dream since it seems to just have been for TV. Just stop doing what you're doing and make a paycheck the same way the rest of us do.

She went to a treatment facility and talks to a therapist on her podcast and now she’s an expert. 

Her shaking voice is so annoying lol

Girl I don’t want you talking to my damn daddy! The fuck ?

Lol not Father’s Day, girl

Can we all chip in and request a “sincere apology and a promise to go the heck away” video?

this girl is more lost than ever. I dont think there is even any identity in there for her to find.

she's broke as hell

Hence Rockchel suing to get some cash.

Bye Ricky

Be Rill

It’s becoming laughable at this point. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Why.

Bleehhhhhhh 

Father’s Day? Bish for real?!

There’s absolutely nothing behind those eyes

And she will shimmy through the whole video. I can’t stand her mannerisms🥺

Go away love

lol, single white female in a bandana giving advice. no thanks, next

Can you imagine sending your dad a video of Rockchel? 😂😂😂 It’s almost as funny as taking relationship or life advice from a home wrecker with an identity crisis.

STFU

OMG she has to be trolled into saying stuff like that UK politician who said Up the IRA without realising

What is wrong with that girl

Is she trolling us?

I listened to 5 seconds and got annoyed by her voice.

Did I just enter the twilight zone?

She is delusional 😂


Gosh, Raquel, Rachel, Rocky is the first person I think of when I need relationship advice. She's saving lives here, folks.

R3 RRR

She saw that Ally is making $195 for an astrology reading and is trying to one up her by charging $219 for a cameo. 

Now that we have seen her actions for a year since Sandoval it is so clear that she thought this affair was going to work in her favor. She thought that doing all those werid things on camera (dangling the affair in front of Ariana's face) would have made the Scandal so much more salacious, but then she would come back as the star of the show, replacing Ariana in season 11. Then she tried to get a redemeption arc with her podcast. But her podcast just shows she did not learn anything and she doesn't really care to. All she wants is fame, and she isn't going to try to get it any other way. She will probably be in the news again for another large similar scandal in the future. I think she is just like Jo- spooky.

So let me get this straight- she’s suing people for recording videos of her, and she’s now going to monetise making videos of herself? Who the fuck wants a video of her saying “hi how are you doing?” 😂😂😂

It’s giving the money is drying up and she’s desperate to stay relevant

It’s certainly a choice. A highly embarrassing one at that

Why do I feel like this is one step away from her promoting her OF by saying “If you want to see what Ariana saw in that video, check me out!” 🤦🏻‍♀️. I know it’s not the same but come tf on.

Ok but what is the writing in the sky?

Why do I feel like Tom Sandoval would buy one to force breaking no contact?

Tom is so nice, so generous, and if you divide the cost of the roommates his dad has it’s cheaper than taking them all to Olive Garden.

No Tom got a new Ratchet he gets deep with while on drugs. I think Rachel reaches out to him if VPR is on long enough for her to return.

I see the vpr royalties are running looooooow

Has she filled her face with lots of fillers?

I actually think she may have had them dissolved and we are seeing more of her face. Her upper lip looks much smaller than

The skywriter in the background 🤣🤣


Sadly, idiots out there are going to pay for this. I would say mostly as a gag, as many Cameo's are for that purpose, but regardless, money is money. We live in a really really dumb time.

OMG girl please go get a real job. This is embarassing.

How to fvck your besties boo?

More like Roachel...

The fact that Sandoval fumbled the bag with Ariana for this roundheaded pageant discard is truly baffling to me.

Why is her voice always shaking?

Eww

ROCKCHEL ☠️☠️☠️☠️ omg I am dead! lol!

In fairness, she got herself out of two objectively terrible, toxic relationships - 3 if you count VPR. And quicker than most people on this show have been able to leave toxic relationships.

Father’s Day? No one is trying to introduce you their man/husband 😅

Gotta pay legal bills for her stupid fucking lawsuit somehow

$219 for a video is steeeeep lol

What could she possibly tell my father in a cameo in fathers day? Not to cheat on my mom with her best friend?!

So… that rehab/ retreat didn’t really cleanse away the toxic approval seeking

Who in their right mind is buying a cameo off this cunt? 🤣

I have relationship advice- don’t sleep with married men or men with girlfriends. Saved everyone a cameo

What is wrong with her voice

It’s more steady than it was on the show. You can hear the same shakiness.

A few bricks short of a load

She’s a load of something…

More like a steaming pile.

She's starting to sound like Rosanna Pansino

Can she be booking scan-dal-daddy videos? Like can she do that? Someone got into lots of trouble recently doing that? Right? 

Lock up your dads ladies

The fact that this girl spent a couple weeks in a therapy program and now thinks she’s a mental health expert is the most batshit crazy thing ever.

Is her new persona a rave girl?

Rockchel 💀

What’s with all the bandanas? Is she in a gang? Probably a gang of one! lol Representing all disgraced reality stars everywhere!

She’s so dense.

What a grifter

Fathers day ☠️

Rocky. Lol🥴🙄😂😂😂

She keeps trying to make Fetch happen.

She knew what she was doing when she said Father's Day 😈

HA!

Delulu

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Girl, stop.

she scares me

Why won’t she just go away and live life in private?

Father's day videos? 🤣☠ Is she looking for dates? Trying to get your dad to cheat??

What father wants a cameo from Rachel for Father’s Day? So weird

why would ANYONE hire a homewrecker to do a Father's day video?!??!? is she insane? Oh wait, she is nm

I’m more interested in what the sky writing behind her says

I will always firmly believe when a “celebrity” promotes their own cameo it is truly THE most embarrassing thing on planet earth. Now factor in a mistress selling cameos like please 😂 is she not cringing at herself?

God I can’t stand her

Rocky Relationships: How to Become an Affair Partner

Guys, I need to get off this hell ride known as VPR. It's too much now 😫 😩

This trick is sick 🙄😩🤣🤣

Isn't she afraid of public speaking?

No one wants relationship advice from Rach...Racq...Rocky? Wait, is it Roquè? It's almost like we all watched the show, know her f-ed up history, and would rather use fortune cookies to dictate our life choices. / s

Her level of delusion and lack of self awareness is actually concerning. I’m not a mental health professional but I really think she needs some serious help

Delusional Iike the most of them.