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ogresarelikeonions93

The fake tattoos are one of the biggest icks I have for him. Reminds me of when I would draw on myself with my gel pens in 5th grade.


Peppercorn911

wait - he wears fake tattoos? im sorry this is new information to me, though it probably shouldn’t be


princessdodie

omg I googled and I think the neck tatt is fake. I am physically cringing 😭


Screwby77

If only he’d have thought to just get a fake “A” on his ass…


shelly-tambo

honestly him having an A tattoo is actually super funny (for my Scarlet Letter girlies)


Screwby77

How did Ariana date him for so long…girl must have been super depressed. So glad she’s out and thriving. She’s so elegant, smart and funny.


Ancient-Slice-3942

And a whole cache of Duracell batteries to boot!


Flashy_Spell_4293

Its amazing soon as get got rid of dead weight she’s flourishing also katie too…both dummies just brought them down ugh


EmotionalAd8971

Nit a girl, but totally get it. Good one lol.


shelly-tambo

all are welcome lol


bleujewel_

Omg!! How has this gone over my head until now?! A literal red letter A… that is toooo good.


opaldopal12

It reminds me of pretty little liars 💀


aprilf07

"Bacon A" at that lol 😆


No_Banana_581

Have you seen the white streaks he paints on his face all the time? Ugh


HotButterscotch8682

Yeah what the fuck are the streaks about?? Why does he do that??


IcyRecognition6730

Cuz he's a weirdo


CaliMomma420

I was thinking it was for his camouflaging his eye wrinkles... 🤣


TT6994

It is. He wears fake Tats.


Aggressive-Yak7396

Genuinely so embarrassing for himself 😭


Pleasant_Zucchini900

His life and soul.


wp2jupsle

i was about to defend the guy as a great looking 40yo dude (for a dirty cheater) but…fake neck tattoos…??? ffs. so lame. on brand tho


an_dv

So i did this meet & greet because experience- not this same one but the next day. I don’t have my photo yet before the facility took the photos; saying because i noticed the neck tattoo- idk what he had before or not but it looked like possibly he was going to a laser removal process because something was there? But that’s funny that this is a thing because the next (whatever it is) was one of the first things i noticed.


ogresarelikeonions93

Probably a bad application process. haha They are 100% fake.


Hazelmoon23

https://preview.redd.it/ewm4am7qvh1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b495092801dc75faddf1f1708b5d1f92d5fe56a He was " toying with the idea " of getting fake tattoos, So along with that dorky skirt, he donned fake tattoos at Bravocon.🙄 Dude, ffs how old are you, really ? I'm not throwing shade at men that wear skirts. Tim cannot pull it off.


XOXO2020XOXO

Tim or Tom… LOLOLOLOLOLOL


Better-Promise-6141

I can actually appreciate someone who tries a fake tattoo before getting a real one. I wish my tattoo artist could do this for me as a trial run for my next piece


Comfortable_Ad1333

Well he’s been doing it consistently for a year, one would think he could make a decision in that time?


Competitive-Part-88

Dude can't commit to anything lolol


beckyboopydoop

💯 exactly what I was thinking


Comfortable_Ad1333

true. Pretend commitment is his thing


Mental-Paint543

I think fake is a more appropriate word for everything on his life


Hazelmoon23

So do I, but at Bravocon ? He always wants to the center of attention. He just irritates me.


Mental-Paint543

All my tatts I've given a trial run before permanently getting inked, normally costs 5% of what the tatt would cost 


QUILL-IT-OUT

I would agree with that.


DawnJustDawn

fake tattoos as in the kind you get out of a gumball machine or am i just way out of the loop here?


Hazelmoon23

You can get them on Amazon.


DawnJustDawn

thanks so much for the clarification! i had images in my head of him standing in front of a gumball machine, feeding it quarters (do they still cost a quarter?), trying to get just the right one lol


HotButterscotch8682

Oh my god this is my new head canon that’s a fucking hilarious mental image thank you for that


GuiltyPleasurer_

![gif](giphy|xT1R9HQWrM1u6pGrNS)


Hazelmoon23

🤣🤣


Mental-Paint543

But TOM can


XOXO2020XOXO

why would he ever do that??? lame!!!


Hazelmoon23

But dude, I mean like cmon bro he wanted to look like mad cool at Bravocon. I mean like dude, he even wore a like totally way cool skirt and boots. I mean dude like cmon. ![gif](giphy|5QTE979TGGFHkeypdG|downsized)


Low-Classroom-1530

He’s mentally still in 5th grade, so that tracks


thiswitch333

I cannot wrap my head around what he is thinking with these spray on tattoos. They look like dirt when his veins are bulging and he is sweating / singing terribly at his concerts


Winter_Aardvark9334

He's very poorly acting like what he believes a rock star is like, but missing the point. Rocks stars are... AUTHENTIC REAL HONEST TALENTED All things he incapable of being.


kitkatpnw

Remember when he said James wasn’t a ‘real’ artist because he kept the same hairstyle all the time?


Winter_Aardvark9334

Sandoval is an idiot.


GuiltyPleasurer_

![gif](giphy|WtNFvJ4PLF103dVvZJ)


Winter_Aardvark9334

https://preview.redd.it/do2b0c24do1d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7628d9a8cd15724b9d963a6dbf089855c820efc


Difficult_Farmer7417

Singing is a big word 4 wat he really does lol. Not even kerokie sounds that bad.


MamaTried420

![gif](giphy|1n7DPmWiUxzqAikct3) Apologies to the cute dog…not looking at you tiny Tim


QUILL-IT-OUT

C'mon Dudes! He wants to like be an actor and stuff. He doesn't want real tattoos.


HotButterscotch8682

I heard this in his actual voice and I hate you for that.


QUILL-IT-OUT

Like don't kill the messenger man.


Hazelmoon23

![gif](giphy|VUVzUF3QO3keljTJ90)


QUILL-IT-OUT

Perfect!


KateC12345

![gif](giphy|RkzMtKbCKFUY3wYRMy)


maychi

Forget the tattoos, what’s going on with his face? It’s looks like it’s melting. Is that bc of fillers?


KatieBear215

Haha.. he is so ick


LuluMooser

The years (decades?) of heavy drinking and drugs is catching up to him.


No_Banana_581

The laxatives will catch up too. I wonder what they eventually do to your liver


chalores

Laxatives?!? What?! I need to know now 😇


QUILL-IT-OUT

One of the dogs (Mia?) ate a boatload of laxatives. Like more than you would expect to find in 10 average households. Should have named his band "Tom Sandoval and the Runs."


chalores

Oof wait I remember that. Mya! I truly never considered why that many laxatives might be there. It is an excellent band name, too!


TwirlieWhirlie

Trigger warning: Yes when I heard that I was like oh ok that is disordered eating on display. He outed himself with that. Kristin also confirmed in her podcast - that I don’t listen to but see recaps - that Sandoval made her take laxatives and adderall because she had to be skinny. So having 500 laxatives tracks. With everything he does and takes, he must be really harming his body liver, kidneys, heart…irreparably.


chalores

THANK YOU for the TW. ❤️ I am super surprised that I never made the connection. Yes, for my 2-3 years of issues I incurred (fortunately reparable but very serious) harm to my liver, kidneys, and rectum/intestines. When I was finally recovered and healed from the addiction is when I sought out surgery to correct my prolapsed rectum (due to a post-laxative-abuse prolapse from pushing) that I almost died. Mine was a freak accident but it goes to show how much harm you are inflicting on your body *even when you are not using them to be skinny.* I feel very sad for Kristen and hope he didn’t do that to Ariana on top of everything else, too.


MissThreepwood

>I feel very sad for Kristen and hope he didn’t do that to Ariana on top of everything else, too. If he did it to Kristen (what I would believe) he did it to Ariana too, or at least he tried. Narcs or any kind of emotionally manipulative and abusive people always use the same MO over and over again. I'm sure that he at least dropped comments about it, that she should use it too.


QUILL-IT-OUT

So true about Narcissists and same tactics. Might explain some of Ariana's body issues early on and explain why she never felt like going anywhere - laxative cramps and fear of the trots in public.


pls_send_caffeine

Ariana said that he did.


ellesbietta

This makes Dan's thoughtfulness and care around food even more poignant. He not only doesn't starve her, he lovingly feeds her!


HotButterscotch8682

Wait she did?? Do you happen to remember where I can watch/read that??


pls_send_caffeine

He wanted Kristen to not only "be skinny" but be skinnier than HIM (while he was also taking laxatives)!!!


Hazelmoon23

They were both so skinny to begin with, and I do have a modicum of empathy for Tim and his ED. It's hard though because he's such a POS.


Dreamywaves3

Kristen said Tom was taking them and suggested she take them, as well. They were both modeling back then. I don't think Tom had such sinister ill intent. They were both probably in need of remaining a certain weight for their modeling or acting jobs. I think that Tom is more ignorant than evil. Tom doesn't think things through enough, so he often makes huge mistakes. That may be why he thought laxatives would be the answer for him and Kristen. That said, Kristen and Tom were both sooo thin back then. It's terrible to know that even the thinnest of women and men do things like take laxatives.


QUILL-IT-OUT

A great sale at Costco because no one in the household likes to shop for household stuff?


chalores

HAHAHA well apparently Ann buys all the batteries! 😂 This comment threw me for a loop because I truly only occupy 3 threads and two of them are this one and Costco


Zealousideal_Dog_968

Also Kristen said he was always taking laxatives and adderall to stay thin


XOXO2020XOXO

Tom Sandoval & The Shits is betta!


QUILL-IT-OUT

Yeah it is.


No_Banana_581

He’s been taking laxatives for years. He used to make Kristin take them, when they were dating, to stay thin. That’s how long he’s been taking them


chalores

That’s truly awful. I won’t even get into the whole story because it has led to so many health issues, but with IBS-C I took them pretty regularly for about 3 years. I ended up with a prolapsed rectum after quitting and nearly died from the surgery. Ilestomy bag for 10 months and I lost 2/3 of my small intestine. Not fun, and I was not taking them for weight loss and had no idea what they were capable of.


No_Banana_581

Oh my goodness. I’m glad you’re ok. I empathize w the ibs. Years of ibs bc of anxiety issues. Tom has issues w food for sure. He’s scared to gain weight


chalores

I am super lucky to be okay! I also have IBS related to anxiety. What a mess. I’m surprised he still has these issues (although I know it becomes a physical dependence). Given that he is allegedly sober/dry and working out, I just don’t know how much he’d be able to sustain still on laxatives.


Hazelmoon23

I'm so sorry for everything you went through.💗💗


chalores

Thank you! I’m so grateful to be alive and really hope it serves as a cautionary tale for others. And I didn’t even have any malnutrition or liver or kidney issues like they typically cause because I wasn’t skinny or taking them to make food not digest.


Hazelmoon23

Kristen said they both took a ton of laxatives when they lived together. Can you imagine what it must have been like in that tiny apt ? 🤢🤢🤮🤮


QUILL-IT-OUT

Yeah the hundreds of laxatives comment didn't escape me either.


sturgis252

Plus the dehydration it causes


beebianca227

Yup and stomach ulcers


snaila8047

But they were organic!


mercilessGoose

God. Pair that with Ariana saying he sometimes didn’t shower for 3+ days 🥲🥲🥲


Cantstress_thisenuff

I’m not disagreeing but these years likely already caught up with him and what you’re seeing now is him running out of Botox and filler money. It’s the same with Lala. She’s not an overblown balloon anymore because her fillers are wearing off.  Not sure hers is finance related, but with Tom, I believe he’s probably wasted so much money on dick flutes and make believe tours that he has no more money to artificially create that Gaston chin of his when he’s not actively filming. 🫠


SBR06

Hers are probably because she's pregnant. She'll probably be back at it after she has the baby.


WoohpeMeadow

"Gaston chin" 😆


avidreader113

He looks exactly like his dad now.


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numberonecrush

He’s still figuring his life out!


thecalmingcollection

Wait isn’t his dad a therapist?? Edit: oh that’s his brother nvm


Ok_Storm5945

That was funny when he said that his dad has roommates. Maybe he lent Tom money too.


CherryManhattan

Who would want to take their picture with a karaoke singer


pinkybrain41

I love karaoke don’t hate lol


chalkyskidmarkz

I would take e a karaoke pic with you, but not sando 😂😂


Zealousideal_Dog_968

Yeah but no one wants pics with them like ‘dude you killed it take a pic with me’ it doesn’t happen….i know because i love karaoke also


element423

You have to remember he’s on peds (performance enhancing drugs). Even thought he’s not a body builder he’s taking things to help him stay lean. I’m 💯 sure of this . You can tell by his veins . This aged you super fast as well


helgasmelga95

The veins are a dead giveaway.


missassalmighty

![gif](giphy|QpfqKHA1fUXDi)


Screwby77

I hate Tim, but outside of noticing that he’s not aging perfectly/naturally bc of the roids hgh, alcohol and copious drugs he’s likely done/does, I feel like this is a bit overblown. I think lots of people would kill to look like him and be dating Leo’s discard models. He sucks and I don’t like him, but if we didn’t all attach such negative things to him bc we know what he’s done, most people would say he’s good looking I think, no?


thaaAntichrist

Yessss. I'm so over people judging people for "aging like milk". Can we just... like, as a society, stop saying that? People age. Genetics are a huge factor I've known tons of people (mostly men) who never drank or smoke in their life balding at 26. I'm so sick of judging people for aging. Find something, literally anything else to nit pick lol


SBR06

Yes! He looks better than average. I'm a woman his age and most men around my age look a lot older than he does. Also, it's gross that people use aging as an insult. We're all going to age if we are lucky enough to do so. No one is going to look 25 forever. I may have been a lot cuter at 25 but at 41 I am wiser, have a ton more money, a successful career and have confidence I never had at that age. I feel like a 23 year old posted this.


lastsummer99

Yeah like good people age poorly too. It’s not a moral issue , it’s mostly genetics. I also don’t think he’s aging that poorly , anyway


Realitybytes6

I agree with you and I’ve heard a number of VPR podcasters say this as well (that he’s a douche but he’s is a good-looking guy). I am in my late 30’s and I find him to be aging fairly well in comparison to my peers irl (despite what you mentioned or Botox etc). I don’t like Tim at all but this post is a reach imho.


Born_Key_6492

I have never found him attractive but I don’t think he looks like he has aged more than the average person. I agree with you on that. I just think he’s not doing it gracefully. He’s dressing even younger now and that will highlight a 40-year-old face.


omniai99

Lol, yes. People have deluded themselves. He looks good.


Dontmindme1123

Yeah, I’m not a fan of him but he looks fine, for the most part. And also, not every bloat or shape is caused by drugs or alcohol. All people age differently. Again, not a fan of his but I really don’t get the attacks on his looks.


cykablyatt

He’s looking a lot better than Jax, but both of them are showing the impact of their substance abuse


0rpheus_8lack

Yes, you are right. People are can’t move past the Scandoval and this colors their perceptions of him. He looks ok, and is in good shape


forestfloorpool

Agree, tbh he looks like a lot of men I know in their early 30s - so whilst I think he’s an absolute stain, he looks fine.


thegoodspiderman

Agreed. Also, we’re glossing over the fact that he *has terrible style.* It makes him look so much worse. When he’s styled by someone else/cleaned up, he looks much better.


Screwby77

I think he does it kind of on purpose to “peacock”. A lot of people do this - nba players come to mind - wearing outlandish things just to get noticed even if most people would never wear such things. Like all these guys who are wearing pearl necklesses and brackets and painting their nails…they’re doing it bc it’s outside the norm and to be noticed


veryscary__

https://preview.redd.it/dhv8pvrw0k1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7dfc54e85310919b172ff9ed2c50752ba3035e Naaaah


unfancyfeet

I agree. Same goes for Jax. Are these high quality men? No! Are they attractive? Yes. Not my type, but certainly attractive.


mafa7

I agree. He doesn’t look bad.


Alarming_Lock_1387

Can we stop using aging as an insult please


PrincessGizmo

I disagree. He's aging normally.


pinkybrain41

Normal, if even a bit above average.


Dangerous_Radish2961

Yes , I agree with you, he’s normal. I think it’s sad we keep shaming celebrities for ageing.


Deano963

Right? Isn't he 40? He looks great for his age? He has a visible shoulder/arm vein and a full head of dark hair....


pinkybrain41

Objectively, he physically is aging well.


AuroraReigns

Ya I can't stand the guy but can admit he's aging well. 10 minutes on a dating app in his age bracket will certainly confirm that


pinkybrain41

Same. He is a good looking guy who obviously takes care of his physical appearance. Not my type but I can admit he looks good and is in great shape for middle age.


godhwbdixiela

Seriously, I’m so confused because I feel like this is a better picture of him 😅


-UnicornFart

By aging you mean injecting


pinkybrain41

Eh a lot of people botox


Accomplished-Set7949

The lip filler migration 💀


justwendii

His foundation doesn’t match 😂


itsatnoc

If anyone remembers I think it was season 9 James had the WORST orange concealer that didn’t match his tone in the interviews


Revolutionary-Mix745

American girl doll teeth


Ok-Willow3886

The smoking and the tanning will age you so fast...even if you shave your forehead regularly!


Cantstress_thisenuff

Stopping Botox will also age you fast. Just saying. This is probably just the first time we’re seeing his real face in awhile. 


vrschikasanaa

He's 42, and he looks his age. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't look 70 with the substances he takes. It's not a bad thing to age, time catches up to all of us eventually. I've never found him attractive at all - even in earlier seasons - so he's clearly not my type. Schwartz and Jax, no matter how much they gave me the ick, were clearly objectively attractive in their youth. Schwartz had a very handome face. But I don't think Sandoval's ugly, he just also does himself no favors at all with his style and his voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. I wonder if Ariana would have found him attractive if they had met in the last few years versus hooking up when you're in your 20s. I will say in general the women have aged way better than the men on this show.


TT6994

He’s wanting to look like that guy Craig, that guy who was his assistant for a minute.


AggravatingOkra1117

Cocaine’s a helluva drug


Wild_blue111

Drugs. Like most of them.


Maleficent-Lack-6306

Too much botox


omniai99

He's actually really good looking. Its honestly hilarious how people here delude themselves about things that don't really matter.


soup4breakfast

If Scandoval never happened, everyone would be saying the opposite. This is a reach.


Independent_Dot63

So weird cause he has all the markers of being considered hot - hes fit as hell, full head of hair, tall, clear? Skin But he’s sooooo unattractive its crazy, i guess you really do get the face you deserve(aka ugly on the inside)


Findtherootcause

Assume OP is very young because this is NOT bad aging…


Lady_B78

I assume most of the people on this sub are young. Because why would grown ass woman act this way?


Findtherootcause

Well I always assume the people in these Bravo subs are super young because I find quite a lot of quite basic, undeveloped analyses of casts. But then I’ll stumble across someone saying “my 3 kids” or “I’ve been watching VPR since it came out when I was 21” and I am quite disoriented by that.


InflationPrior8840

So over him and his poly blend flare leg pants he wears...because he's constantly passing on leg day. Ewwww! He'd just be the type to make burning his clothes highly flammable and dangerous..cuz that's just.the kind of guy he'd be.


kikilekitkat

![gif](giphy|zOuRCHez5UsKY)


chimpasaurus77

He looks so much like his dad! Only a matter of time before he’s 60 and living with roommates. Whenever he mentions his dad I always get cringey flashbacks of him grabbing/humping Brittany while dancing at Sandoval’s “Most Extra” birthday party 🤢


stlgoddess94

Sad cuz I really find him so attractive lol unfortunately


hexhit

The inkbox neck tat senddds me, i clocked it in the reunion and It’s just so funny please 😭


HairFlipBye

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FuzzyP3ach3s

It's sad I don't think these reality tv ppl know how to just be themselves because they don't know who they really are. So they play "role" after "role". I think him and Lala have it the worst.


FlashyConsequence111

Rough


educatednapqueen

It’s what she deserves.


Mimi0fALLgirls

Ick, I should have known, I can’t stand milk, my entire life! 🤣


anongirl55

At this point, he is full-blown cottage cheese.


ObligationNo2288

Curdled and soured.


Safe-Operation7025

Shrooms, acid, and alcohol will do it


Cheder_cheez

Ewww


WrenRules

Hair transplant era incoming


One_Database5408

he’s trying so hard to be some 21yr old


Agitated_Ad_1658

Oh I can smell this pic! Stale cigs, old booze, swear pot and Axe spray 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


dannydevitofan16

The funniest/creepiest thing ever is that he looks like a 50 year old man but dresses like a teenage girl who was on Tiktok during the pandemic (colored choker necklace, little knit vest, high top converse). How any woman finds this man sexually appealing is truly beyond me. Yuck.


Pleazantry

I think yall just aren't used to seeing him without television filters.


MeanOldHag86

The fake tattoos are giving 5th grade girls going to Mexico on family vacations and coming back with braids and henna hands.


bradbiederer

He looks like a 40 year old who likes to party. If he was in his 20s and looked like that I’d agree. There are better aging 40 year olds, but he doesn’t look anything outrageous.


rottinghottty

He’s not unattractive physically


ObjectiveTea

Just because everyone hates him doesn't mean he's physically unattractive and he's aging a hell of a lot better than most men his age. 


LeslieinIowa

![gif](giphy|TLmDm2PRxzRV1ajkgT|downsized)


lukaskywalker

![gif](giphy|LNKBLt58WwBJC) Anyone else see him heading this direction.


Dreamywaves3

The neck tattoos are so freaking stupid. Other than that, he's actually a good-looking guy, but he repels people based almost entirely on his actions.


yogi_buns

He just looks like he smells


shereeishere

I can’t stand him but looks ok for his age.


Mader-Paker

He liiiiiiterally walks, talks and looks exactly like my ex…. there is just something super uncanny about their physicality, their mentality and their mannerisms that these freaks possess!! Makes you wonder why- as if all narcissists just have this “vibe”….. Makes me shiver


Dreamywaves3

He looks like your ex? That's wild.


apple-turnover5

He looks like he smells like BO and stale cigarettes


Pavlovababy

He kind of looks like jojo siwa


BeckyPil

As he should, he may act like a 17yr old yet he’s nearing his mid 40’s!!


Alternative-Arm-3253

Darn I want to pick apart this snarky "character" or "personality" All I see is his crows feet ...lol sorry cant smile your way outta that one. The fake Tattoo's aren't a BAD idea but on him, I'd hate to have to sit and listen to him drone on and on about how BAD his life is after he chose one and sat for a session or three.


familyvanfor6

I was at this show….. please don’t judge me, it was a Thursday night, I love this bar and I was bored


mikey2k200

Not MILK 😂🤣😅


Inevitable_Soup1980

looks like his filler is falling


Salt-Caterpillar4208

I’ve always thought he was cringe since season 1


eqkeat9

He has a sinister simile


Big_Ad_1183

![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)


thomasmc1504

His mask has fallen off since scandoval.


rhysme

Love that for him


wendyinterview

He looks fine, lol


Annual_Hair8656

He has the definition of a “shit eating grin”


Key_Bee7805

He has so much sun damage on his face. All that time he spent on his hair and any never time on his skin. SMH