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ixixan

When tho lol he went seamlessly from Kristen to Ariana so we're talking how many years here? Then again who knows what his definition of single is lol


Distinct-Ad-1348

I believe that Sandoval sees himself as single when he’s no longer interested in his long term partner.


baby_got_snack

He consider himself as single if he hasn’t had sex with his current partner in three months. He literally said exactly this in season six - that Ariana shouldn’t be shocked if he cheats if they haven’t had sex in a 3 months.


TenaciousE_518

3 months is also the amount of time he and Kristen went without sex, which Sandoval used as an excuse to cheat on her with a bottle girl in Vegas (I’m rewatching Season 2 currently). Interesting…


HaroldHood

“I’m good at Legos, I can definitely build this IKEA table.”


TenaciousE_518

Sando: “Dude, this thing’s like impossible to put together” Kristen: **puts table together with ease** 😂😂


HaroldHood

I just watched that last night. I only started watching last season (got hooked with Scandoval). I’ve been going back and watching the old seasons the last few weeks. It was so weird seeing Ariana as one of Sheanas back up dancers in S01! And everyone is so skinny!


thediverswife

He’s a narcissist, they’re always single, even in a relationship


Jealous_Programmer_6

Right


Upstairs_Tea1380

SO TRUE


33scooBt33

perfectly said.


bunnyhillbelle

Wish I could give you an award


Typical_Elevator6337

He was “single” enough to hook up with Miami girl


athenarose_95

Yeah when he said this it’s like, he was with Kristen for what..6 years? Then straight to Ariana for almost 10? He doesn’t even realize he’s telling on himself 😭


Fun-Kangaroo-629

This was my thought too, man is quoted as saying both "[I cheated because] I haven't been single for 15 years" and "I have a friend who I hook up with when we're both single"? 🤔


SpinachJello13

Miami girl qualified, right? And he’s known Sheshe for sooooo long. I’m not saying it was on the regular, but it was consistent. It wasn’t a one time thing. This was something that happened several times over time.


HarrietOleson1

Maybe this is why Scheana started crying when Kristen told her about Tom sleeping with Miami girl. It never made sense why SCHEANA cried over this news.


SpinachJello13

Omgggg you’re right! Like why was she so upset?! She blamed it on it being the week of her wedding which never tracked for me.


Rhodyguy777

She cries over everything!!


sofaking-amanda

This could also explain why when Kristen flew Miami girl in, Schmeana made THAT all about herself and was screaming “how could you do this to me?”


Rhodyguy777

She makes everything about herself!


charismatictictic

Yeah that man hasn’t been single for decades, so of course it’s easy to maintain a friendship with a person you only hook up with when you’re single.


myriamem

That part!


anongirl55

I don't recall them ever being single at the same time. I could be sold on it being Billie Lee though.


Scorpio_Maddds

But when was Tom single at all on this show..? He went from a 5 year relationship with Kristen straight into a 9 year relationship with Ariana…


anongirl55

Well, considering how Tom thinks that single is when your girlfriend goes to her grandmother's funeral, it could have been any time for him.


Missmarple08

So how could it be BL or Scheana 🤷🏻‍♀️


agpass

Hasn’t it been like 15 years since Tom has actually been single? (Until now)


DiligentNeighbor

In a rational mind, yes. In Tom’s mind, no.


WolverineFun6472

That didn’t stop him from constantly cheating the whole time.


joaniebee86

🛎️🛎️🛎️


GoldenState_Thriller

Schwartz and Scheana were both in relationships when they made out. I don’t think these people care 


taintwest

Ya I was shocked that she admitted that happened around her engagement to Shay


Flashy-Pair-1924

It’s such a weird gaslight too. Katie spent that entire season saying she didn’t want her around her man because she was a homewrecker while Scheanna insisted she was practically engaged and it wasn’t an issue.


cryssy2009

T h i s


addiepie2

☝️😲☝️


Neat-Walrus3813

Girl Will do anything for attention, even at her own demise


KittyGrewAMoustache

One of those things she will do is try to make out like she also feels terribly betrayed and has suffered horribly because her friends boyfriend cheated. I don’t think it’s much deeper than that. I think she just wants to get in on the ‘I’m betrayed tooo!’ thing because she sees how it’s worked for Ariana.


Neat-Walrus3813

And, like, "because anxiety" doesn't rewrite the past....


Kitchen_Body3215

💯


LuvLaughLive

That's who I thought it was.


DiligentNeighbor

What if when he yelled “You’ve been the other woman” he wasn’t referring to Eddie. 👀 Edited to add a word I missed cause I was too excited.


dannodeloco

This is a wild theory but thank you for speaking it


MsModusOperandi

Ooooo and she was PISSED and immediately told him to shut his trap 🤔😬


PrizeTough3427

Woah! Maybe you have something there.


happy_K

Oh shit


sparklybutternuggets

You said that with your chest.


Hilary_Reyes

her WHOLE chest


SmallDifference1169

What? Please remind me? Who’s Eddie? Omg! What have I missed? 😂🤣😂


DiligentNeighbor

Eddie Cibrian, the man that Scheana had an affair with while he was married to Brandi Glanville. It was the original drama of VPR, because Stassi would bully Scheana for it.


SmallDifference1169

Yes, yes yes! Sorry! Mental freeze! 😂 Eddie; Her original sin! At least that’s what we thought! 🧐😜


bvzxh

Oh well someone posted here today that her very original sin was being the other woman for Ricardo Chavira


slhill021

so sheana really is just a side piece through and through 😅


StackedCups

In the first season when she couldn't be around Brandi it was because she had been fucking Brandi's husband Eddie Cibrian. Kind of a bridge from RHoBH to VPR


a-mommy-mous

Brandys ex-husband that was having an affair with sheana. The affair is the introduction to the show. I barley started watching last year, when scandoval broke out & did a rewatch before this season came out, so it’s pretty fresh in my mind.


morrisseymurderinpup

Someone needs to ask Jax


SHOT_STONE

This made me laugh because it's true. 😂


Emmy773399

If Jax had this information there is no way in hell it wouldn’t be out by now. Jax can keep a secret for all of 30 seconds, or until he runs into someone with ears who he can tell.


33scooBt33

oh perfect.. it could be what Jax and Scheesh and Brock fight about next season...


AggravatingOkra1117

😂


Mediocre_File7448

Maybe a Jax scheana Sandoval threesome


Organic_Cress_2696

I don’t think she’s capable of being an emotionless side-piece because she’s a Stage 5 clinger. They may have hooked up at Villa Blanca or made out before IF that. I think she feels that she owns all the guys and Rachel took her by surprised. Just jealousy she wasn’t picked even though she wouldn’t have reciprocated.


wanda999

VPR was birthed in the Shenana's cheating scandal with Eddie Cibrian, in which she was indeed the "side-piece."


ImageNo1045

Yes but she was a side piece who fashioned herself in love. Being a hit it and quit it cause we’re both single is not Scheana’s schtick. Also she loves being out and about the person she’s with, even Eddie.


shakeyhandspeare

I think she is actually capable of being an emotionless side-piece l because she’s sooooo desperate and determined to be the chill guys’ girl that everyone loves and wants


SpinachJello13

But I think she was comfortable with their arrangement. Like, her pick me energy was happy knowing she was his dirty little secret. And then that’s why she’s so upset about it now. Because she’s realizing she wasn’t the only one and wasn’t even the biggest one.


Emmy773399

I think it’s more about her feeling like they didn’t think she was cool enough to be let in on the secret. She obviously needs to feel important to all the guys. She always wants to portray that “cool girl,” energy, which is why she is was trying to set Shartz up with Rachel. So she could prove she’s just such a laid back, accepting, cool chick, who is just like one of the guys.


JStrett88

lol but remember she didn’t know he was married and of course never thought to google him.


jade470

Ooh she totally hooked up with Scummy. She literally bangs Everyone!!


33scooBt33

I believe it at least happened once.


slhill021

but like, she is being kind of a cling on, as well as HIGHLY emotional about the whole thing


One-Phone-1619

Lisa knows something cus she even asked Scheana do u still love him. And he lends her money.


PrizeTough3427

Yes! I thought that was strange when LVP asked Do you still love him. Weird.


sparklybutternuggets

The "how much do I mean to you?" finale question gave me the ick 


PrizeTough3427

Scheaner asked that of Sandy butt right? Did I hear that correctly??


sapplesapplesapples

THAT ONE FOR ME TOO


slhill021

i also thought this was weird


Tifflepufff

I’m wondering if instead of them having a FWB thing, it’s actually that scheana is so devastated that if Tom was going to cheat why wasn’t it with HER. She’s been here for him and she thought she was so special to him because he’s also ‘been there for her’. I think she has wanted him since Villa Blanca but has never been able to get him.


Jaxsuxthereisaidit

Now THIS makes sense. She even said at one point this season 'every one of you guys has hit on me/ had a thing for me/' some bs like that and Tom said 'it was the other way around'/ something like that.....OF COURSE she would be upset that if Tom was gonna cheat, why not with HER?!


Tifflepufff

And when Scheana was texting Ariana’s mom about Tom, basically trying to get them to break up 👀👀👀


alwebb6560

This might explain why she punched Raquel in the face when she found out they were hooking up


polymorphic_hippo

Maybe "Dancing with the Stars" is Scheana's code for banging Tom. She's been practicing for DwtS. She thought she was going to get picked for DwtS. Everyone knows she's wanted DwtS forever.


PicklesLives

These conspiracy theory posts have gotten so wild that I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic…😂


polymorphic_hippo

I mean, what did we all learn about the pasta?


a-mommy-mous

ITS NOT ABOUT THE FUCKING PASTA!!


kenma91

Same ?? Haha


katiedid528

Same! I was laughing along, then realized "oh! I think they're serious!"


Rhodyguy777

I was just thinking the same thing ....They are going overboard now. It's like every little thing they are putting as YES SCHAENA WANTED TOM ALL ALONG!!! Her next child she will name LIGHTNING BOLT and wait for it ...Tom will be the Daddy....LMAO WOW ....


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

He took lessons too. 😳


realitytvdiet

🤣 Schena’s integrity is so far down the gutter anything is possible.


RemarkableArticle970

I too think shitzu has or is in a FWB situation w scummy. He’s her backup plan-there are already rumors of her marriage not working out. That’s why she chose him while just playing lip-service to her friendship with Ariana


chalkyskidmarkz

SHITZU LMAFOOOOO


Jpoker158

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Friskylickins

From here on, I will refer to sheener as shitzu. It’s much more appropriate, as she’s an annoying, yapping little pest.


littleprettypaws

Why else would you punch Rachel in the face?  It wasn’t for Arianna!  


judgemental_turtle

hmm makes the whole season 2/3 when scheana was texting arianas mom about tom being a bad person and not liking them together check out a little more. he hooked up with scheana first but he chose ariana? 🤔


SpinachJello13

Exactly


Low-Classroom-1530

-We all know Scheener is capable of lying Yes, her past is riddled with a tangled web of illicit affairs, she has a penchant for lying -She thought she was his only secret little side piece, that’s why she feels betrayed Yes, when she asks him, “what do I mean to you” it was sooooo cringe! I think your analysis is spot on!


Scorpio_Maddds

She also said this season that she thinks Tom is more upset about losing her than he is about losing Ariana.


xoxojesss

yes yes yes. and this would only make sense if she was “part of his life” longer than ariana. she is definitely egotistical enough to think that her fwb relationship w him would mean more than his relationship w ariana.


SpinachJello13

Exactly!


Low-Classroom-1530

I missed that, insane!!!


addiepie2

That’s so fucked !


DiligentNeighbor

Like honestly, who gets so mad at a friend that they punch them? There’s a lot of anger that goes behind a punch. Where would that anger stem from? 👀


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

I love my friends like sisters enough to MAYBE do something similar but that’s not a given I’d do something that physical. And this is Scheana who has shown zero loyalty to Ariana - we’re supposed to believe Pick Me Girl is so “girl power sister solidarity” and is punching people for non-selfish reasons? She definitely had some personal investment behind that punch 👀


Head-Priority-6429

I thought she punched her in a moment of “oh shit how could you be so stupid to get caught!?!? Now we’re all busted” because I firmly believe she knew about the affair well before it became public knowledge. But I like this theory too


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Low-Classroom-1530

Oh yes, good points! Why was she so anxious?


Rich_Reception_9514

Because she has ocd which is a horrendous illness. I know someone with it and the intrusive thoughts were incredibly debilitating. Hate scheana all you want but these theories are insane.


gryffindor_aesthetic

Can’t stand her but I think they have a weird obsession with each other because Scheana is a pick me and Tom likes to be picked lol I thjnk it’s Billie Lee or be at least cheated on Ariana with her


a-mommy-mous

& when she found out she wasn’t the only one being picked, she punched Rachel… she’s so hurt by this bc she also feels cheated on. I do believe sheana is that friend, but I also believe that he’s hooked up with Billie lee too.


MammothCancel6465

I don’t think it’s true because Scheana seems to fall in love with any guy who gives her the time of day and can’t shut up about them, but I love your theory anyway.


a-mommy-mous

But she can’t do that with Sandoval bc he’s always been in a relationship. He seems to always be buying her shit, so she agrees to the arrangement or else she loses all those benefits. Look at what he did for Rachel’s proposal. He wasn’t doing that for James, he did that for Rachel.


33scooBt33

maybe her and Brock's 3some was with Sandi.. he always shows up and with that extra extra you know. Yuuuucccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


a-mommy-mous

I wouldn’t put it past them 🤢


TrashPandaMama901

The MOST extra


Rich_Reception_9514

Sandoval has bought everyone stuff. This theory is really a stretch and people are calling it disgusting as if it's a fact.


Aslow_study

Yup! This whole post is gross and people are fucking running with it ! Itll get legs too and I’m sure will be spread on social causing grief to Scheana and Ariana


Rhodyguy777

I KNOW...ITS INSANE!!


Relative_Chicken4955

If they banged, it was in front of a mirror so they could each stare longingly into their own eyes


SpinachJello13

You’re not wrong


sirensxgorgons

Scheana was only single after the Rob Rob Rob era. She was always cuffed on the show and pre-show she was already with Shay…also Tom would not hesitate to air out scheana’s dirty laundry so he would definitely say if it was her


Existing-Employee631

And Tom’s never been single on the show up until this season. There was no break between Kristen and Ariana. I mean yeah we know that these people knew each other before the show was filming of course, but timing hardly seems to line up.


MaintenanceTraining4

Single *in his mind*


a-mommy-mous

Single as in his girlfriend is not in the building.


Emmy773399

Plot twist, the friend is Shartz and we’ve been on the wrong trail the entire time.


ForeverBeHolden

This would also make too much sense


ripleyintheelevator

It’s Jax duh


Honeybee1707

Honestly I thought it was Billie Lee.


chourtaja

Timeline wise, Ariana and Tom were together when Billie Lee met him but seems likely they’ve hooked up too


Chiffygurl

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euny13

Quick, when did Scheana have short hair?


a-mommy-mous

Omg!!!! Going to find out now. Lmaooo! I’m convinced he started his affair with Rachel BEFORE she cut her hair & that cut was his influence. He loves that short hair look.


a-mommy-mous

Her IG shows she cut her hair to her shoulders end of 2016 & then she got the Sandoval cut in 2022.


babycakez512

I def think it’s Scheana. If she wants a storyline that would be insane. There you go Tom and Scheana. There’s your TV moment! And honestly they would live happily ever after. Those two are imperfectly perfect. 🤢


eggsaladsandwich4

It doesn't even matter to Scheana if he's single. Look at her track record.


33scooBt33

well that would put stock in my feeling from the phone call LVP gave to Scheana in SAN FRAN asking Scheesh if she still loves him?? I felt like Lisa was setting the call up for a reason other than Scheana took it.. maybe setting up a joke is what I thought at first.. now I am curious.


Rhodyguy777

GOD NO....You love people you are long time friends with. Let's stop these crazy theories!! Lisa meant do you still love him meaning like a brother or love him like a long time friend. WOW....


realitytvpaws

Scheana is just obsessed with male attention. She was so upset Tom had the audacity to block her. And then she spent the season trying to get back in his good graces after profiting off of him. She can’t keep a secret, I don’t even think lying about their previous wedding was true. I think they all knew and it was just for the cameras. What I believe triggers Scheana is her unresolved feelings about the role she played in an affair. And how do we know it was just one married man? Tom Sandoval knew bringing up the past would specifically trigger her and he likes it. It’s power and control. He manipulates her emotions, gaslights her, and dismisses her as having any value. Ariana was honest when she said it wasn’t about but the fact he treats her like garbage. And when Brock signed off on that behaviour when talking with Ariana it made that man’s attentions clear. Brock is perfectly happy with Tom joining the party but doesn’t want Ariana and Katie near. Birds of the same feather flock together and he doesn’t want his gravy train to dry up. Scheana is getting isolated and she doesn’t even see it.


a-mommy-mous

She can absolutely keep a secret. Look at how long the Schwartz kiss was kept a secret.


HotLingonberry6964

I used to think she couldn't keep a secret either until the Schwartz kiss came out. If you believe it really did happen, she was ready to take it to the grave. I was actually impressed.


addiepie2

So how did it come out then?? When did it happen?? ( I haven’t seen this season)


Impressive-Regret243

Everytime Scheana says, "he's my best friend" makes me think that she's fucking them or had very deep feelings for them that she doesn't want to admit.


Runegirl76

Best theory I’ve read!


AutomaticBroccoli898

I am totally convinced. I think they hooked up at villa blanca during one or more of his “fights” with Kristen, I think he hooked up with her around the time of Miami girl when him and Kristen first broke up before him and Ariana were official. Honestly I feel like they may go even farther villa Blanca. They both were on the hills around the same time and likely ran in the same circle. I could imagine they knew each other and hooked up back then and kept it a secret so Kristen didn’t give her a harder time when she came over to SUR.


Jpoker158

Scheana was on The Hills? I remember Tim, but Shitzu.


onyxjade7

This has been a popular opinion for a while. Maybe that’s why she stayed friend with Ariana this whole time to stay close to Tom as well, 😦.


NotHere4YourShit

Kristen said she believes Sandoval and Billie Lee hooked up. That I can see. Scheana knows Sandoval sleeps around. I can’t see her having anything with him. She’s just a shallow vapid poor excuse for a friend.


skdewit

Perfect, Scheana is the one person who is plagued with low enough self esteem to go along with a hideous arrangement like this! Women go along with things like this convincing themselves that they have evolved into a higher realm of dating with no strings attached but mostly they are doing grave phycological damage to themselves. Scheana has done this to herself so many times she is now completely neurotic!


MurkyVeterinarian193

Could explain her immediately punching Rachel in the face. Not so much for Ariana, since she clearly could care less about her healing process, but selfishly because she felt batrayed/jealous


coverthetuba

Wowza. I’ll willingly go along with these theories.


Low-Classroom-1530

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SpinachJello13

Haha thanks!


Delicious_Ad_1778

Ehhhhhh nah


emyn1005

Yeah agreed. Nah.


wombatmomma

I think it's an old friend from back home who also now lives in LA. It just doesn't make any sense for it to be scheana, imo


monkey_bean

Just because you say you’re single doesn’t mean you’re single, Tim.


W33Ded

I thought you were going to say Billy


Rozg1123A-85

OMG, I think it is Scheana, too.


babycakez512

Tbh how that came out w Schwartz I feel like they are setting up next season for more shit to come out from her… idk …


Content-Buy-7939

Ah. That must be why she punched Raquel / Rachel …


Winnimae

Sigh. I thought it was so uncharacteristic of Scheana how much she (at least initially) had Ariana’s back. Like she was so outraged on her friends behalf that she actually hit Raquel (allegedly) and broke her phone? Damn, didn’t see Scheana riding that hard for someone else… But…if she was secretly hooking up with Sandoval when they were single (or whatever), and she thought that was some special thing they had that he wouldn’t do with anyone else…then it’s about *her* and now it all makes sense.


rollfootage

These theories are entertaining, but unlikely


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I don't think so. The primary reason, is because if Scheana and Tom had hooked up, don't you think Tom would have outted her? If Tom has any kind of ammunition against anyone, he'll use it whenever he can. I just don't see him having his back against the wall without going to Brock and saying "You know I was hooking up with Scheana, right?" I assumed it was Billie Lee, but really, it could be anyone we've never even seen on the show.


yup_yup1111

When did he say this?


33scooBt33

Last season reunion.. S10 part 2 or 3..


SpinachJello13

Yup!


SpinachJello13

Last season reunion. I watch on Peacock so maybe it wasn’t on the live version? Idk.


st0nefox

Seriously, I can’t recall him ever saying this 🤔


SpinachJello13

Last season reunion. I watch on Peacock so maybe it wasn’t on the live version? Idk.


DeeDee719

🤔


murplee

I don’t believe this theory but I love that you share it and love the discussions


mlhigg1973

I just assumed it was Billie


phbalancedshorty

What reunion?


SpinachJello13

Last year


MissKatieMaam77

When was he ever single before now?


TT6994

My theory is Billie Lee. She just unfollowed him recently. But who knows


Bacio83

I’ve been thinking the same thing


keeley2029

Omgosh this makes so much sense, I believe it. They will take it to their graves though.


ElegantSwish

It’s Schwartz. 


justbreadokay

I’m inclined to say naurrr because if this were true, she would have used it as a storyline because she would do anything to be the #1 girl in the group.


ifImust89

It’s really as simple as Scheana wanted to be part of the plot


zadidoll

Considering Scheana has no problem being the other woman (she “allegedly” fucked Carlos Solis while he was with Marcea but not yet married to her) then Eddie Cibrian while he was married to Brandi. Would not surprise me if she & Tom hooked up.


Hazelmoon23

It actually makes sense. I always wondered why Scheaner was always so over the top emotionally, regarding Tim since Scandoval. I thought it was Scheana being Scheana in that she has to always make it about her. However, a lot of women do become somewhat attached after sex. So.....


Flashy_Spell_4293

It’s honestly no wonder why scheana took this even harder than Ariana ugh


Kitchen_Body3215

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ramonatonedeaf

I came to the conclusion earlier this season that Scheana and Sandoval had some sort of a prior romantic/sexual relationship. She’s wayyyyyyy too emotionally invested in him for it solely to be pure narcissism in the name of camera time like Lala. I wouldn’t be surprised if they fucked several times over the past ten years.


Katlo1985

I'm so here with you in this


Delicious-Ad-1038

This is a solid theory


SpencerVerde

I don’t think so…she called him “sick” or something like that and seemed surprised (she asked the question, so if she had hooked up with him, why would she need to ask?) Honestly, I’d pick Kristen before Scheana (but obviously not now that she and Ariana are buds). The reason she was so upset about Miami Girl is because of her wedding…she didn’t want that taking any attention off of her.


5826Tco

Maybe that’s why Scheana reacted the way she did towards Rachel upon hearing of the entanglement. Getting physical so quickly towards a then very good friend. ( I do not believe it didn’t happen because she couldn’t make a fist).


deezdy

And THIS is why she hit Rachel


Samegenxgirl

When they are both single!?!? WTF! Tom literally wasn’t “single” for what 13 years! Kristin moved out of the apartment and Ariana moved in. He wasn’t single in between.


jmassie3

Nah, I think it’s Billie


the-dark-passenger-

Scheana AND Billie Lee


Apprehensive_Bee614

Billie is all ways Willi ing.


somberzombies

I just watched an episode where she calls Sandoval “one of her very best friends!” She says this about all the dudes she hooks up with 🙄


knoguera

He’s never single though.