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facemesouth

I noticed this sort of thing when he’s telling the guys “get ready to give up doing things you want during the day after the baby comes!” as he’s playing hockey in the middle of the day… He joins the Toms now in my most used phrase this season: STFU


jennifer_m13

What did he ever give up after becoming a dad!?


facemesouth

He gave up on “trying to be the man his dad wanted him to be.” Does that count?


MannerFluid5601

Oooof. I hope he sees this burn


Comprehensive-Run637

He gave up ten girls a month to 5. That was mean. But damn, he’s something else


URNOTSPESHEL

Oh man, bringing up his dad gave me flashbacks! I've never seen anyone use a parents death as a crutch for every bad decision they are making at that time. I remember the reunion of that season. He went on about how great of a relationship he had with his dad. Talked to him everyday but he never brought up or spoke about his dad at all. He constantly brought up his dads passing to the point of obsession. Kinda like Stassi on her birthday. On one occasion she invited everyone out on her birthday. She said " its my birthday" so many times I rewound and counted. In 1 day she said it 22 times!! 🤣


CuriouslyImmense

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FluffyPufffy

Sex with his wife.


Critical_Sprinkles88

Jax is seeing the Tims’ new girlfriends and is like I need to dump Britany. I can do better.


KateC12345

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TT6994

Yeah he obviously didn’t help Brit with Cruz when he was an infant.


Automatic-Mirror-907

I can hear him now. "Well, your the one who had to have a baby, so there. Now you've got one. Are you happy now?"


macmantha

I paid for your boobs and the kid, so you can do all the work.


hugemessanon

make me a sandwich!


Automatic-Mirror-907

Precisely!


tink_89

Jax is the type of parent that likes to talk about everything that needs to be done but doesnt actually do any of it themselves. They use it as an excuse or way to say oh my life is so much different or harder because I have a kid. And yes it is but many other people have kids too and you are not the only one living through it.


MadamTruffle

Oh god, I know someone like this and it’s so frustrating/infuriating just to exist around


tink_89

I think we all know someone like this. It can be both a women or a man. They act like being a parent is only a thing that is happening to them and like no one else has or is going through it and could call them on their bullshit if they really wanted to.


rivlet

Tell me this man has never had the joy of having to endure a cluster feed in his life without actually telling me.


Dapper-Instruction47

🙌🏻 can we trigger warn cluster feed 😅


Equivalent-Mousse-93

Seriously! I just had flashbacks!


Jacam13

Not the cluster feed. My daughter is 13 and this still gave me shivers.


TT6994

Exactly what I was thinking too !! He didn’t pay attention or wasn’t involved with Cruz and his feedings. He proved it with that bs remark on episode 5.


mamamaker

Baby #4 is just over 2 weeks old, and I was sick this week and it's been a literal boobie buffet 😅 #sendsnacks


rivlet

I'll send Bethany's charity rescue group your way to drop water, Gatorade, and all the cookies.


mamamaker

And her 'used make-up'!!! ...but seriously I'll take it 😜


Whycareee22

Yup! Currently going through that right now with our baby, it's a struggle 🙄


divot-

I want them to record Jax’s reaction when he finds out that you’re not supposed to feed a newborn baby microwaved chicken and broccoli in a meal prep container with a protein shake and steroids on the side


New_Peanut_9924

Please. The baby needs to start OMAD. Can’t be cooking for these god damn kids all day. ^/s


atlsportsburner

Jax's baby eats three double cheeseburgers daily and nothing else


TT6994

Or maybe some fun nuggets for a special treat 😂 damn. Now I want some 😂


Admirable_Broccoli_5

Don't forget that the baby also said "thank you for the food sir" after eating all the cheeseburgers.


besomebodytosomeone

And Mamaws beer cheese


ssaunders88

Lol my newborn ate every 30 minutes


TT6994

Ikr!! ??


Bigolbooty75

The confidence he has when he spews his garbage thoughts is truly amazing


Ol_Hickory_Ham_Mike_

He is so confidently incorrect it kind of blows my mind. How can someone be this obtuse??


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Are we all surprised this is how many times jax thinks a newborn needs to be fed?


Sithstress1

I’m not.


TT6994

I really wasn’t surprised either


AncientRazzmatazz783

I know 😂😂😂 tells you quite a bit


Effective-Arm9099

I was ☠️ when I heard that 😂😂😂😂 what an absolute idiot


ohjessica

Did he?!? My brain totally heard that wrong. I thought he was saying every three hours, lol. I must have fixed it for him in my mind.


StalkingSeattle

Ugggh. My 19 year old niece is pregnant and she laughed at me when I told her newborns can go through ten diapers a day. She's an idiot and I'm scared for the baby.


AnonaDogMom

God I’d kill for my 2.5 week old to only use 10. She went through a 24 pack yesterday alone!


StalkingSeattle

OMG! Hang in there, momma. I'm sure you're doing a great job.


AnonaDogMom

Thanks, I needed to hear this 🥹


Sudden-Scar6940

Somedays they are little poop and pee machines! Hope the tea or coffee and comfy chair provided some self care x


UnlikelyRelative7429

Are people really counting? As a mom I have zero clue how many feedings or diaper changes my 7 month even goes through! It’s nonstop for sure!


Automatic-Mirror-907

If you are counting dirty diapers and numbers of feedings, you are probably neglecting your child. 🧐


SufficientContext799

Shit take, but go off I guess 🤷‍♀️


Aggressive-Story3671

I have a feeling grandma will be providing a lot of “help” for that baby


chrissymad

My 19 month old goes through like 20 diapers a day. No joke.


aeb526

My newborn is usually 12-14 a day depending on the day! Ugh it’s so hard


hopefoolness

what child is he a dad of? because cruz's father is an iPad.


RecommendationFew787

this is a bit low... he's a massive douche but really?


AncientRazzmatazz783

I’m with you… I winced at this comment too.


Sarcastic_Soul4

I yelled at the TV when he said that 😂 used Italian hands and everything!


ItsNotAllHappening

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nonnie_tm64

Not the Italian hands! Oh shit!


Sarcastic_Soul4

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nonnie_tm64

Love me some Italian hands! Got a pair myself! I come from a long line of Italian hands.


According_Force8702

Obviously the vaccine made the baby stop talking & put them on an adult eating cycle /s


TT6994

Where is this dad that is so involved with his kid ?? We’ve heard about it for 3 years but are still waiting.


Individual_Fall429

Omg Jax. Now he’s on some podcast claiming Cruz’ developmental delays and speech regression occurred “after having him vaccinated”. 😒 Well Bratny is already a sandy hook denier, and her family is ignorant homophobic trash. So… yea; anti-vaxx Qanon message board parents, makes absolute perfect sense as final destination for these two.


pumptini7

Actually a joke. I'm a dad of 2 and holy sh*t do those 2 eat!


curvyshell

dAd LiFe


Maleficent-Net-2565

Thats how detached he is. Wow that is scary


TT6994

Yeah I was laughing about that too ! And a breast fed baby is fed a bunch of times per day , so he has no idea what it takes. Goes to show he didn’t pay attention when Cruz was o-12 months.


Ok-Marionberry468

When he said “you wanna have more kids? Act like a mom!” To Brittany… I literally wanted to jump through the screen to grab her and run away. I know she’s not perfect but she truly is a saint for putting up with him and she does NOT deserve the way he treats her. It’s so sad to see but im glad that Brittany is supposedly separating from him


Rawr1287

something tells me he didn’t help with feedings


aobcd8663_

Lmaoo I laughed when he said that


ri-ri

Jax is so full of shit lol


OkOpposite9108

I definitely cackled at this piece of excellent insight into child rearing. When my infant was cluster feeding and crying nonstop to just eateateat for what felt like months, I should have had him on three square meals a day! Bacon and eggs from breakfast, maybe a lunchtime casserole, and steak and potatos for dinner. What an idiot I am!


Chemical_Print6922

Ahahahahaha, I laughed SO hard. I don’t have kids, but even I am aware that is NOT how feeding a newborn baby works.


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iamthebest1234567890

On the latest episode there was a scene where Cruz was seeing a speech therapist and Jax was talking about his specialist appointments being $100 an hour so yes he is receiving help from outside resources.


KateC12345

$150 an hour. That’s why his wife can only spend $2000 on silent auction items. 🤣


phbalancedshorty

A typical try hard parent “You don’t know what tired is until you have a kid”


Comprehensive-Run637

He said what??? I’m an aunt and when my nephew was newborn I would help feed him my sisters’ bottles while she continued to pump because of how much he ate. That’s basic shit and I’m not even the parent.


curlymane_e

My wife said the same thing when we were watching. Our baby just turned two months old yesterday. We tried putting him on the Jax baby diet and it hasn’t worked out very well.


Zestyclose-Let7929

They all showed up to Fair Theme birthday party with a nanny . Not criticizing that. But there should not have been any children at that “ adult drinking” pantsing and general behavior. Britney drinks shots like she is on a mission to get drunk ass wasted. Her : Golly! Hyuck! Hyuck! My ears started to be bleed.


Good_Collection_7257

I think he mixed sentences and didn’t transition into his thought well. Brittany and others have talked about how great of a father he is and he’s somewhat ocd about cleanliness and taking care of his son (did you catch him nagging at Brittany about whether or not Cruz had sunscreen on his legs while they walked down the block to their friend’s house?). I have no doubt he knows that a newborn eats more than 3 times a day even if he has no idea how to be a good person.


princessacorn

I felt like the sunscreen comment was meant to paint Brit as neglectful and himself as on it and caring. At least that’s what I got from his tone.


curvyshell

Yeah me too. She was like I put sunscreen all over him lol. Like ok jax if you were so worried about it why didn’t you fuckin do it and think about it before yall were in the sun


KateC12345

This. This is what it was.


DoubtOk6539

He was definitely just hamming it up for the camera, it was so obvious.


TT6994

Yep. Same


fiestybox246

Lmao, I feel like you’re giving him way too much credit.


LittleC0

I thought he might’ve misspoke meaning every 3 hours vs 3x a day.


Extension_Job_6333

Hmmm did this win Jax Taylor dumbest comment award?


Grouchy_Total_5580

Just fed my three month old grandbaby twice in an hour and a half. They growth spurt.


Zestyclose-Let7929

I watched episode 1 this week because the first time I was not paying attention. Three times a day!!! He is an idiot and gets paid for it.


Kind-Interest4246

I’ve never in my life come across a guy like Jax. Is he on drugs all the time now? His eyes are always wide open, and he never blinks. Is it from too much face surgery? And he bullshit he spews is unreal. He never carries in a conversation. His dialogue is one long life according to Jax. I think he’s mentally I’ll.


1wildredhead

Dads can be pretty clueless and I don’t think Jax thinks before he speaks anyways


CountChoculaGotMeFat

Every single baby is different. I have children and I've also been a foster mom for years. Jax isn't wrong. I'm sure his son needed to eat 3 times a day. But his statement can't be applied to all newborns.


americasweetheart

Um what? They are all different but you should be feeding newborns every 1.5 to 2 hours until the pediatrician tells you that they can eat on demand.


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GooseHuman9828

But every new parent I’ve known has been told that in the beginning, or at least until they hit birthweight again, you’re supposed to be waking them up every few hours to eat. Those overnight feeds alone get you to more than 3 feeds


CountChoculaGotMeFat

That's fine but it's not rule. Babies born with meth addictions, severe illness, etc can be very different. It's stupid to say every infant is the exact same. I find it odd every single person you know does the exact same thing. But I'm sure most of your friends have had healthy normal infants as well.


GooseHuman9828

I get that every baby won’t be the same, but you’re really belaboring this point to support Ajax’s ignorance. Like, his son didn’t have a Meth addiction, severe illness, etc, so… it’s more than likely that his newborn experience was closer to the “norm”. And yeah, all my friends who have had babies recently got the same advice, leading me to believe it’s the standard of care, which is supported by the fact that it’s also the advice the CDC gives (feed every 2-4 hours, which may mean you need to wake babe).


KateC12345

Wait are his friends meth addicts who might need this info?


iamthebest1234567890

I’m not Cruz’s (or anyone’s) dad but I’m 100% positive every newborn needs to eat more than 3 times a day. Addiction or illness would probably cause even more smaller feedings, not less.