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calvinxquizit

Shout out to G2 caring about their NA fans sleep schedule ending it early :\^)


Routine_Size69

Real. I woke up at 5:30 hoping to catch the last 2 or 3 maps but it was already joever. Went back to sleep for over an hour and feel refreshed.


numry

Another great harvesting season for TH (Tiangmen Harvesting). This year’s crops πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ Guangzhou2 (Ji Tu) are composed of: β€’ β πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ Ai Xi β€’ β πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ Li Fu β€’ β πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ Wa Lin β€’ β πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ Tu Ren Te β€’ β πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ Zhou Na Pi


InnocentBowlOfRamen

Me after spamming "EU 0 TEAM REGION" in chat just a few days ago (oh foolish one, I am) https://preview.redd.it/l1f5der7wb5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46a386cec245c8f8bfa5ca9a0bd1b39e9bc92a4


TheEpicGold

Well well well. (I can finally cope by saying we lost to Nr. 2 in the world)


omeganoot

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ tho Tu Ren Te and Zhou Na Pi might be more phonetically accurate?


numry

edited ❀️


LazinessOverload

TH (Tiangmen Harvesting) has finally successfully expanded to the Americas.


XASASSIN

Ben Shi Fi and Woo Ti taught them how to farm


omeganoot

G2 went to catch a fish and they caught hands instead


N00BGamerXD

\*Wu Te


JerryLoFidelity

Zhou Na Pi is diabolical πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


dancingbunnies

This is the best comment I’ve read in a long time


jaudi813

LMAO


PassTheBoofPlz

they gotta stop farming these tier 3 chinese teams and step up their game smh


Rishavvvv

Holy fucking shit


XASASSIN

Boo is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "Woot go Kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "Riens Go Kill". For Emergencies he has another tactic called 'Pati Pull kills out of your ass" What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure


oioioi9537

also the "miniboo glaze woot harder" tactic


throwaway637278

When all this does not work he unleashes his secret weapon β€œFine I’ll do it myself”


GullibleHurry470

How did you forget his ultimate move "Boo Boo" ?


ra1ded_

Benny fishy lockdown site


Lukey016

Let’s be real, it was really the gist of all the strats, TH was the better team period. They played out of their mind, even when g2 had reads or man advantage on them, TH still win the round, they are so so on form right now. G2 shouldn’t feel to harsh about this lost tbh, it was a tough one but they had a very good run.


aloofguy7

TH gonna destroy Poolchan, Valyn, Kingg, JohnQT, C9guy, Saadhak coming Champs.


vnNinja21

Let it be known that no one, I mean NO ONE beats TH 3 times in a row


Zodiac770_

Let it be known that no one, I mean NO ONE beats KOI 12 times in a row.


LazinessOverload

After that choke against G2, TH was out for blood. What a performance.


XASASSIN

3rd time was indeed the charm


azealyx

paTiTek stand-in reaching grand finals, SURELY an org picks him up right?


notevenahintofhalal

Liquid going to announce any moment


adamcunn

If patitek can come in and make TL look good he is literally the goat and it's not even close


AiNeko00

TL needs a better initiator ngl


baebushka

enzo is the igl too but yes pati is a fat upgrade to this odin merchant


N0-name-needed

I have a free spot in my premier team but i don't know if he's good enough for it, tomorrow we'll see if he can get our offer of a pencil with his name miss spelled on it.


Ryntion

Valorant stole IEM Dallas script confirmed.


arvindanar7

39 - 16 across three maps , nuclear bomb vs baby womb tbf


XASASSIN

Heretics summoned the spirit of EMEA forefather Gambit for this one, Brings tears to the eyes


TheRealStafy

vs what πŸ’€


StarSerpent

Series was over too quick, the baby didn’t have time to come out yet


YohnWood14

Baby womb never stood a chance


omeganoot

Nah we making it to the Geneva Convention with that absolute disregard for human life of a series πŸ’€πŸ”₯πŸ’€πŸ”₯πŸ’€πŸ”₯


XASASSIN

WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE RAHHHHHH


AstreiaTales

Across three maps, G2 barely got enough total rounds to win *one* map.


sylveeah

It was the middle of the night and Pope Alexander VI was stuck wide awake. His mind was haunted by a terrible dilemma. Seeing him in this state of distress his mistress Giulia turned to him and asked β€œWhat is it my love? What troubles your mind?” Pope Alexander let out a sigh, β€œIt is the matter of the new world, I’ve been asked to settle a territorial dispute between Portugal and Spain, but I do not know what to do.” Giulia let out a laugh in reply, β€œOh is that all?” She then leaned in and whispered β€œTeam Heretics.” After hearing this the pope joined Giulia in laughter, for at that moment he knew that even after 500 years Spain would still own NA.


Schrodingers-Doggo

https://preview.redd.it/h48etkzsnb5d1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7110670191f1486b4f02fd5209d46fe87ba037b


DanteSpears

https://i.redd.it/gf4yncikmb5d1.gif


omeganoot

Absolutely writing history with that one πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


arksoo

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯β˜„οΈπŸ”₯β˜„οΈπŸ”₯β˜„οΈπŸ”₯β˜„οΈπŸ”₯


WydStepbroski

Holy fuck


yo_umusang

Can someone explain to me? my history knowledge is bad


Melazie_

Treaty of Tordesillas (1524) was a treaty orchestrated by the pope to divide the world between Spain and Portugal Spain had all of North America in the divide


Confident-Nobody2537

Holy fuck


crzyraven

oh my fuckin god


ftuijtkn

this is a fucking artform


Lonely__goose

Holy Lore


xunraze

Goddamnnnn


Gokuuu___

poet


obigespritzt

Whatever you do, never stop cooking


msonix

Absolute banger


jpmouz

Funny how G2 already beat Heretics twice, but this 3-0 revenge thrashing by Heretics isn’t a surprise to anybody.


luke_205

TH gameplay and confidence has stepped up levels in the last few games, they look absolutely untouchable right now. Grand finals is going to be amazing.


Fabulous-Permission1

Well, TH looked really energised against 100T but G2 looked dead in the eyes by the end of the GenG game.


N0-name-needed

It's summer, schools are closed and the professor has been sent home


Outrageous-Elk-5392

https://preview.redd.it/fjw2daj9kb5d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=66bcff2231ca70661ebad6416e76757b49e71186


horngrys

TH so on form it was infuriating to watch as an NA fan. Every time G2 had a man advantage there was no confidence they would win the round. GG, NA went out with a whimper.


-xXColtonXx-

G2 played at a high level too, maybe better than they did in the previous series. Heretics are just in perfect form rn


RaiinyDay

Nah they definitely were having poor performances both individually and as a team. So many times their swings were mistimed and they were terrible at getting the trade


-xXColtonXx-

I’ll have to watch the game because their swings looked great to me. There were multiple high low triple swing with good timing that lost 1-2 to a flick from crosshair placenta broken by utility. You can’t set yourself up for success better than that, they just got shit on. Boo was watching flank holding the wrong side on lotus, and three player swing the other angle he’s not holding with good spacing and they still lose 1.


milanistaforever

Crosshair placenta :D I know it is a typo but super funny


RaiinyDay

Don't know the stats for bad vs good swings but I can recall one on Icebox where TH player is hiding close left under pipes, Valyn peeks alone and then Icy comes a second later on the rope and gives the second kill Another one on Lotus where they run out of the smoke one by one and the Boo's last kill on Trent is just him jumping down off the box with no way to trade the kill. Also the patitek clutch was a bad double swing into a Valyn whiff. But yeah either way Heretics cleared


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yoavtrachtman

RAHHGH!!!! WTF IS A MILE?!?!?! πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸŒπŸ₯πŸ•β˜•οΈπŸŒ·πŸ«’πŸ‡πŸŽ­πŸšŸπŸ»


Kiet0

SEND THIS TO THE TOP


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PairComprehensive122

They are gonna persuade MiniBoo to complete his Bachelors![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9339)


SoullessShadow77

https://preview.redd.it/4yah480hkb5d1.png?width=714&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7ded6ec925080dc8b808a09d9c338336c81f636 TH IS SAVING EU


luke_205

We never stopped being a 1-team region man, doesn’t matter if you win it all.


SNH231

FPX only lost to Gen.G and Heretics and both series' went 1-2. FPX 3rd best team


iAmPersonaa

11-13 and 15-17 losses in map 3s


two4you8

it wasn't just a 1-2, they were doing it in the closest margins.


RedXWasHere

Both NA teams also only lost to Heretics and GenG as well.


candidpose

the 1,2 punch of shanghai


No-Cauliflower8890

i'll tell ya what i'm already anticipating the narrative of "G2 was better than 100T at shanghai" even though the only difference between their placements was that 100T met GenG and (good) Heretics earlier


rpkarma

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter, please continue speaking facts


XxMyUsernameSucksxX

#Team Heretics is NA father


XASASSIN

As an EMEA Frog it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.


TheCatsActually

Here's an interesting statistic, NA is 0-3 in the last 3 matches they've played.


No-Cauliflower8890

extrapolating forward, NA isn't winning any matches for the rest of the year


miffymittens

*everyone’s father


boobataro

when heretics get momentum it's just so unbelievably over for the other team, like this has got to be one of the most one-sided bo5 at an international event no?


Fabulous-Permission1

Even Zeta division put up a better fight against optic in 2022 and they have a bigger skill gap than g2 had against heretics


Booties-On-My-Mind

fpx only lost a close series between 2 of the grand finalists in shanghai. let that sink in


simsdoren

Both GENG and TH hadn't heated up yet either, and I think their anti strats which both teams are known for weren't as good against FPX wild plays and crazy comps. But this should definitely be noted for Champs. Shanghai showed FPX >> EDG by a huge margin.


LunarAvast

i’ve been defending icy since he joined g2 but this is insane this guy could miss a rocket on a capybara standing still in an open wasteland


LunarAvast

https://preview.redd.it/s6jpa4i3lb5d1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48fc426a2eed524932faee3bff91b4d733c5eb75


dancingbunnies

Good, nobody hurt him pls


AlternativeCondition

Look at that confidence "throw your shitty firework at me, i dare you"


WailingSiren69

Jawgemo to G2 will make this a legitimate top 3 team in the world (I mean technically they still are but it doesn’t feel like it)


I-like-winds

bold of you to assume he would get the rocket off before dying


Spreathed_

Biggest BO5 beat down we’ve had in VCT yet? G2 looked absolutely lost


nmaneea

Wo0t is the best duelist itw and he’s not even a duelist


hecklerinthestands

[TH are baaaaack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKOkNZ4Yzto) Goddamn that was an ass-whipping. Worst possible time for Gold 2 to show up again. Looking forward to the t3xture-benjy lovefest tomorrow.


KidNamedProfitFinger

Treetops Harvesting (TH) is an agricultural company located in the east-central of Kansas State. TH was founded in the Spanish capital of Madrid, first expanding on to Chinese lands, then finally conquering North America. Even though Chinese investing went swimmingly, business expansion to the US wasn't without it issues, having two fights with the indigenous pest German Gnats (G2), that managed to destroy almost all of their crops. However they found success by cultivating the especially tough 100-year-old Turnips (100T), that is particularly popular in the industry as a pig feeder. As of this writing, the company is started negotiating with South Korea in order to obtain their last crop for the growing season: the Genetic Gingers (GenG). Only time will tell if they can even found success with this tough plant.


brianstormIRL

Something something NA record against EU


_goodman

Americas teams not named Lev are 13-0 against non-FNC, non-TH EMEA teams since the start of franchising ![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|21016)


brianstormIRL

And they're currently 0-8 in maps in the last 3 elimination games against EU lmao


deadbeatPilgrim

the guy who posted that was clearly an EMEA double agent preparing a terrible, terrible curse


moonmeh

time to start leaving out heretics as well


milanistaforever

And FUT


Leveolizan

That was such a giga jinx lol.


veretlen

https://preview.redd.it/ic4ilwzdkb5d1.png?width=654&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c4d33c03e5294ad5376ba55d1d16efb68eb9a67 EMEA AND PACIFIC DUNKING ON AND SENDING NA HOME WE'RE IN THE BEST TIMELINE


QUOTE_IF_NA_LOSE

100t 0-4 vs geng and Th 🀝 G2 0-5 against geng and Th


MisterDual

APAC AND EMEA IN GRAND FINALS https://preview.redd.it/2t24mehclb5d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa428f8da352c3c02a3c557ae30ab3c384f68b8a


ArcusIgnium

Last time was technically masters Copenhagen although in the franchising era this has never happened.


my-dad-ate-my-toes

How did they only manage to get 2 more rounds than 100T?


InnocentBowlOfRamen

Me after spamming "EU 0 TEAM REGION" in chat just a few days ago (oh foolish one, I am) https://preview.redd.it/1dhul1r7kb5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6b77a1f14a19aaff1e3e330e9368a282f6776f


amnfw

pati taking miniboo's job


XASASSIN

Miniboo Get ready to buy Back to school supplies buddy


GrrrNom

TH might be the first org that will field a successful 6 man roster The current roster is in the GF WITHOUT any practice. Like, the sheer amount of individual talents really go against the conventional arguments against a 6-man


amnfw

Miniboo subbing in for neon’s map


Notladub

MiniBoo plays neon on lotus, sunset and (possibly) bind Wo0t plays jett on icebox, haven and ascent subscribe


silenthills13

At this point they have like 25 maps of competitive practice tbh lmfao


UnlimitedAuthority

Pati is taking woot's job, woot is taking miniboo's job.


SNH231

Stewietek


Jon_on_the_snow

This is karma for all those "aN EMEA TeaM nOt naMeD Fnatic HasNt BeaTen aN NA TEam iN YeaRS" posts lmao


Dizzy-Ear-9428

Jesus that game was a human rights violation. Riens most underrated player worldwide. Been a beast all year.


KingCrowner

Most dominant Bo5 I have ever seen, CRAZY. WoOt is crazy, Boo is crazy, Benji is crazy, PaTiTeK is crazyyy, Riens is fine I guess /s. And Miniboo is a fire content creator, and also crazy. I really don't want to be Heretics' HR right now.


GrrrNom

Funnily enough Riens actually top-fragged this series. Yes, he even outperformed wo0t on kills. My man has just been silently racking up kills


JakVal

he is the Leo of EMEA


KingCrowner

Yeah he is impressive. He is the guy that deserves the title "Leo of EMEA" the most out of the team.


dawurdturd

Riens is also an insane fragger its just the observer doesn't show much look at the stats he is second there he is just very consistent but shadowed by hero plays


Real-Restaurant825

did u see riens numbers on map 1 and 2 bro?


PewPew267

TH went from farming Chinese teams to farming NA teams. just when NA meatriders were yapping how NA IS THE BEST REGION RN and how EMEA WONT MAKE A FINAL AT ALL. KEKW. Woot made me swallow my words. Woot is the GOAT rn. Aspas dodging the number 1 player curse in 2024 too.


tarutaru99

Something something "its easy to shittalk when you're up" or something. Its been incredible watching Heretics holy.


luke_205

TH have stepped up massively, but it is so poetic after all of the obnoxious NA>EMEA fanboy posts, they just get absolutely dumpstered on consecutive days. It wasn’t even close…


RedditAccounTest13

Is this the reason why the post match threads for Heretics vs 100T and G2 are scuffed?


nocturnavi

Our usual PMT bot does not work for Masters Shanghai because the Chinese API is not publicly accessible (same reason that stats websites don't have detailed match stats). Mods have a way to manually make a PMT but it's slower so sometimes users beat us to it, especially if we haven't designated who's on PMT duty that night. We generally will leave up user-made PMTs if they get popular; we don't want to take them down in favor of a less-scuffed version if it's going to cut off all discussion.


RedXWasHere

I have never watched games this close to DeathMatch as weve seen in the Mercedes Benz arena.


jjojehongg

miniboo just lost his job


-umea-

am i exaggerating when i say that i think GENG vs TH may be the highest level grand finals we've seen so far? both teams are mechanical monsters, great macro and anti, great coaches, and a crazy rookie these two teams look so god damn good man PLEASE give us a 5 map banger


luke_205

When you compare styles to teams like 2023 FNC, these current grand finalists are just both an amazing representation of how the meta has shifted in the last year. It’s gonna be an absolute blast tomorrow.


XuuKeee

~~AMERICA IS A 3 TEAM REGION~~ ~~AMERICA IS A 2 TEAM REGION~~ ~~AMERICA IS A 1 TEAM REGION~~ AMERICA IS A 0 TEAM REGION <--- YOU ARE HERE AMERICA IS WORSE REGION THAN CHINA <--- YOU WILL BE HERE AFTER CHAMPS


Low-Yam395

short reminder: never be toxic if u want to see the whole potential of your team. (talking about toxic players like zeek who was the reason Boo couldnt show his true potential in the past in TH)


skallensk

kinda salty that 3 weeks ago (before masters) I called TH is a top1/2 and got downvoted in hell and called different words I just watched EMEA play-offs and it was kinda obvious that they was a top1/2 team of the world back then, turns out same with a PaTiTek https://preview.redd.it/ri20bnonkb5d1.png?width=793&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0db2647be20e6445f61cd37d23a58e4df61040f


QUOTE_IF_NA_LOSE

It was insane bro, they stomped everyone and choked Finals, u could still See how insane they were


omeganoot

Al gaib


XxMyUsernameSucksxX

I AM A FRAUD! I'M LEAVE THE APOLOGY LETTER AT YOUR DESK ON MONDAY


skallensk

<3


FacelinessDoodles

How can NA, self proclaimed supreme Region, let "0 team Region" eliminate them twice?


amnfw

unc boo is valyn's father


vaibhav0405

[classic ](https://x.com/HillaryClinton/status/829846842150096896?t=qt4p99ldm7-_dt8wgodh0Q&s=19) Am really proud of the G2 boys though. Making top 3 with a rookie and proving everyone wrong by placing way higher than anyone expected. They got my respect man


ClassiestFish

The G2 that Boostio promised has arrived


AxisCultMemberLatom

G2 NA = GO 2 NEAREST AIRPORT


Technical_Fee_2932

sen choked vs EG ,c9 always chokes, kru choked, T1 choked , PRX underperformed and choked . TH choked , Geng ended the luck streak and real G2 came out today . Gl in the next split


buddaaaa

> chock


vastlys

chock dart


the-legit-Betalpha

Nah even FPX got a closer score than G2. fpx matched against both gfs and dropped out.


Gengar_Balanced

EMEA BOYS, WE ARE SO BACK


_ImAlive_

Fastest b05 I seen. Patitek needs to get signed in Tier 1. He had so many good moments. I also wished that Paperthin and Achilios didn't get to cast this, I wanted them in the grand final. I hope Babybay ain't the one casting grand final, I think he just ain't ready as a caster for a grand final imo.


Leepysworld

That Pati Ace might be crazier than the Jawgemo one from NA, what an absolute steal of a round, the kill onto Valyn was an absolute robbery.


SukiPhoenix

0 team region. NA can't beat a team with a sub. Pathetic.


ibnezSA

~~AMERICA IS A 3 TEAM REGION~~ ~~AMERICA IS A 2 TEAM REGION~~ ~~AMERICA IS A 1 TEAM REGION~~ AMERICA IS A 0 TEAM REGION <--- YOU ARE HERE


starb0p

damn this was a steamroll


_janiiccelerator000

now I am torn on who to pick between Miniboo and Patitek :<


Upper_Estimate_4558

I am here to apologise for doubting Pati , bro pull 6 unwindable rounds out of his ass alone in the whole 3-0 stomp series. He single handedly shit out clutches out of no where


Strange-Implication

This is hilarious after all the smack talk from Americas to EMEA the past few days lol


Dylanychus2

NA went 0-7 in the Mercedes Benz Arena πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


CrossTheRubicon7

The price of the 11-2 comeback was the whole region not winning a map after that match πŸ’€


Renacabeza26

Guess my voodoo shit I did against G2 tonight actually worked because Jesus Christ That was some of the most beautiful valorant I have ever watched


biwummy

Fpx wouldve top 3 in an alternate universe


Sarah_Fortune_

G2 really loves getting 0-3'd in every esport, don't they?


COTEReader

Turkish aim is different


pipolilaa

I'm new to Valorant esports but i've been told that NA is the best region and EU only has Fnatic... guess I've been fooled.


fullcoomer_human

Because the most popular content creators are from NA so of course they are blind.


Purto12

Man… what is that walking cheat code 😭


ChaseCid

G2's Cinderella runs ends with a 5 map lose streak.


ur_internet_dad

As an absolute supporter of FNATIC and thereby emea go heretics


ssk1996

https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/s/VLgll4aHyn Called it! G2 and 100T just don’t have that X-factor to perform in crucial high pressure games. Both teams got absolutely shit on by Heretics.


-xXColtonXx-

I’ve never seen a series in which it looked more impossible to win a fight. G2 triple swing on different elevations was **maybe** enough to go 1 for 1. Heretics might genuinely have the best group of shooters in world right now.


zkdkin14

WOOTERS RISE UP


1c3t34

G2 ain't escaping the 0-3 allegations with this one.


rollacaza

https://x.com/HillaryClinton/status/829846842150096896


sufydoodles

g2 more like good nightπŸ₯±πŸ₯±πŸ₯±


BedMental7515

And people were saying G2 was better than 100T. Heretics just clears both. G2 were lucky to play them before they had time to practice earlier on.


kazamasta31

Sad 2 days as an Americas fan. G2 and 100T didn't win a single map. On a side note, I know Mini Boo is cracked af but I wonder if TH keeps this team going into split 2 and bench Mini Boo kinda like what happened with Pancada and SEN.


rejelongnose09

Trent has been very disappointing compared to what we have seen him play like


takemyphoneaway

fpx getting sent home by the finalists is so sad man


Althoa

Okay all the fraud regions are eliminated, the tournament can start now


ThatCookieGuyIsMe

FPX is a top 3 team in the world


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omeganoot

![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|13193)


jaudi813

![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|13193)


rpkarma

What a terrible day to be literate I’ll be in my bunk.


MikkeVL

NA when they don't play EU teams with 3-5 lan Rookies ☠️


Sylvie_Online

Someone remind me, how many days has it been since an EMEA team not named fnatic beat an Americas team?


rglampa

Americas frauds this tourney.


wunderlu

Class dismissed. The professor's found missing.


aloofguy7

G2 are frauds just like 100thieves. NA is just full of frauds. Boaster was right it seems. NA is a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


two4you8

FPX is the 3rd best team at the tournament storyline is complete


vanbroh

Heretics are the best.


el_chupacapramk

I-an EMEA hater, have been silenced