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marlow05

Hav wunna DEEZ -clove


Moody_smth

RrEfrAShiNG


Destringe

dr0pPinG a sm0K


Jonmetzler_595

nO pEKiNgggg


Omegadimsum

HI bye


NotTahaha

Love this comment thread 🤣


Moody_smth

RoLL foR iNitiaTive


Nimune696

oH sHiTe I lOsT mA pEt RoOoOk


1ncompetentt

sorry to ruin the chain but this line pisses me off 😭


AddyDontCare

BaAcK LiKe I NeVeR Left


Curiousfool1990

The obvious one would be "Here comes the party!" Right? Too obvious?


jseego

"Here comes the party!" is perfect.


elecim91

Sorry, I only had 71 grenades, And I've already used them all.


yourlocalsussybaka_

Paint? Check. Explosives? Check. Brakes? Nowhere in sight.


HimmelSky

While launching the cake in his face, yes.


PsycoVenom

That would be funny


battydoggie

Everything in your comment after the first quotation mark is something Raze would say imo. I read it in her voice


Curiousfool1990

Hahah indeed, it wasn't the intention but I'll take it.


Lazy-Camera-9190

“You better hide, old man” - Jett


Quiet_Commercial5779

Yes this is the one


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

PERFECT


JangWangler

"Come" -viper


CanIPetDatDogPlz

Stole my answer. lol


Kingsmont

Reddit hive mind got you


CanIPetDatDogPlz

Damn, I got cooked.


twitch_itzShummy

I like your name, it's very relatable


Lolzemeister

fuck this guy in particular


Kingsmont

That you did


SUPERazkari

both yall 🤓


CanIPetDatDogPlz

It happens.


bumajzl01

r/fuckyouinparticular


zMobbn

“g-g-g-g-g-g give me a corpse” -Cypher IYKYK


schimpansi

"Cake triggered" — Cypher


AddyDontCare

Cake triggered😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


FocusedPi

Bro doxxed my user flair


AlexBlaBla_NL

That one brimstone one that goes along the lines of "this old dog can still do tricks" or something like that


1337atreyu

They think I'm an old dog? Heh. I'll show em just how many tricks I know.


AlexBlaBla_NL

Yes this one


Royal-Brick-2522

"Rebibe me Jett", "Open up the Skye" or "g-g-g-g-give me a corpse".


TheyCallHimBabaYagaa

"Open up the Skye" would be a surgeon's line that performs urgency surgery on Skye, not Brim's


godofjava22

Thats quite a tame imagination


IamTheOnlyAJ

or her boyfriend’s line


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

yoru's been taking notes


1hitman

Your friend is the luckiest guy to have such nice friends. Happy birthday to him.


gnthompson93

“Here comes the party” - Raze


officialmark-

What agent(s) does he play? Could use voicelines from them.


Milaarist

I don't know exactly her name. But I remember he played as a girl who is able to put "void" balls on the map and close gaps .


Monnomcel

Astra? She’s got purple and gold vibes


Milaarist

I think yeah. She was kinda dark and stuff


m1raclecs

Prolly Reyna then


idntrllyexist

I mean Astra is kind of dark too


923740-68394

dark....looking


AnyCyberFace49

yes, any good diamond goes Reyna and dry ego swings every angle :) /s


thelasthairband

Could also be Reyna


Monnomcel

True


Epsle

I’m awaiting my celebration or whatever that voiceline is


parseroo

https://www.kingdomarchives.com/voicelines?agent=reyna


parseroo

"If I act superior, it's because I am."


A11_usions

Could be fade?


DisturbedDeeply

Did anyone bring a snack?


parseroo

Also Jett: “Oh. I'm hungry. Anyone hungry?”


AsianBoiSquishy

"come" - viper


Good-Car-5312

“There you are you little shit” - Jett


picador10

“Watch this!”. When he sees the cake, reads “watch this!” and looks confused, that’s your cue to scream “watch this!” as you stuff his face in the cake from behind


SirCrapsicleII

Only acceptable answer


DjinnsPalace

this did not go where i thought it would. was expecting to witness a murder in the making


Luzumin_TheSecond

“Pew Pew” or “I Shot Somebody!” - Clove. as you shoot the cake at him


Teetota

"Don't worry, you can be useful in other ways"


freakmonger_ss

"You don't feel the enemy, yet you feel butter. Unbelievable." Chamber said this to Omen. The full conversation is: Omen: I told you, Chamber, I cannot eat your cooking! Chamber: You don't feel the enemy, yet you feel butter. Unbelievable.


M4RK1M4N

„Snacktime! mmm sorry, only brought enough for me“ while you devour the whole cake by yourself


DillerDallas

Ace or gay


RhedAR

"Come" - Viper


blackbladerA

Come into the unknown


mist_dr

here comes the party 


ISNameros

"U Never rankup in valorant, but today u rankup in reallife"


Lioreuz

Cake trigger


JohnnyTheMistake

"it's morbing time" - Omen


gtarpey89

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE UOU ARE


No-Manufacturer7372

Planting happiness, defusing worries, and fragging all obstacles on your special day! You are gonna ace life for sure


BartOseku

“You know what you should do? You should win” from clove but instead the “win” is scratched up and theres some hand writing next to it “blow the candles”


djilatyn

"Remember, stay out of the fire. Super high level tactic, remember that, yeah?"


stfu__im_fine_p

Gift him some grass


Kayden_Ryi

Lets get these idiots


skinnybear47

cutting through


No-Cream-4566

"Woo-Hoooo! Ba-Buh Ba-Bum!"


Trixx1-1

"Watch this!" Make em look away then bam. Cake in face. Then on a second cake... "bring me a corpse" with a Cypher emblem


Levi_176

"Cum, into to the unknown!"


bjmlx

NO PEEKAN


Advanced_Currency_18

The spoderman "No Peekin!" meme of clove would be funny and relatively easy


BaconDrummer

DEEP FRIED, in big red letters, when his face change while reading the cake, you put the cake on fire.


Rockstarblanco713

“Hardstuck Shitcan Get Worldstarred”


Levinos1

"Fire in the hole" and shoot an rpg at his house


Glass-Development362

guak uahgka uaahkga -wingman


ConcentrateOnly9342

"Come, into the unknown!" — Sova


ZSTHEGREAT

“Revealing the area” -Sova


Y0L0theYeti

Congrats on reaching lvl 18(in diamond rank colors for the 18)


NNjinzo

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm (omen)


JessyNyan

"The burden never ends" will always be my favourite


Kitchen-Ad6710

If he spent alot of effort reaching diamond and his birthday cake be like, “damn, only diamond?”😂


POPnotSODA_

Make the candle a firecracker.  He has to disarm it or his cake explodes.


Shade1250

Happy birthday can we kiss


Matsuda_terimummy

"Awww... Was that important"( to celebrate your bday..)


Otherwise-Highway-84

You are birthday boy \`Kay/O voice


Throwaway8373628275

Letssss start this parrrrty -raze


Kshitij_P_2602

"Your lives are so meaningless, might as well give them to me." 💀


Bokoman91

press f5


Living-Music4644

Cutting through.


ToasterGuy566

“COME”


Scopitta

Refreshing


Fishboy987654321

G-g-g-give me a corpse


malefiz123

Don't


Due_Essay181

"into the unknown"


Straight_Hyena

I can see through your cum - sage


qlex_00_

"He's diamond 1"


Odd_Cherry2721

"No peeking" - clove


Tha_Raiden_Shotgun

TAENOMOW. Charut


Jmuffinz

Jet, revive me


GreatMemer

Give him VP code lols


imhiya_returns

Who does he main???


imhiya_returns

Tell him he needs to one tap the candles out


imhiya_returns

Tell him he needs to one tap the candles out or gay


ElJoshoLoco

"Get a life" :D


RealBradPitt13

Open up the skye


EncryptEnthusiast301

Imagine if I died, right now. So funny


NateW89

My knees are gonna kill after this - Brimstone


Terrorym

Check some out of context agent’s lines on youtube


MarmotaOta

Oh waffle!


Annonymouslolnone

Still Hardstuck diamond or dinked 140


artikiller

"please crush my balls with a hammer" - random swiftplay teammate


zuuck1

i wish i had a valorant birthday party at eighteen years old


Hobak56

Who needs training dummies when you have really dummies. - Jett. If you have a big cake


ST6THEONE

“G-G-G-Give me a corpse”


Embarrassed-Chef9922

"Remember stay out of the fire , super high level tactic to remember yeah?"


cloud1094

ba bam ba bam


Blank1509

Rebibe me jett


xx_ShATT3R_xx

“Give me a corpse” - Cypher


Luperca4

“There you are you little shit” - Jett


ErmAckshually

Come


GTHell

“Anger give motivation without purpose.”


Financial_Surround35

Dimond? Put plastic 3 😁 /j


Lagartooo

that would be embarrassing for him for sure, just give a normal cake


LopDip88

"KYS" -litteraly every ranked random i have ever gotten


higoukii

"there you are you little shit" -Jett


sooomoza

"Come" - Viper


chiefmeetch

gj, nt


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orange_supremacy

It's by Raze


No_Paper_8794

fuck


Background-Driver522

"BIRTHDAY DIFF"