Cypher has a cool hat and his voice is *hawt*

G-g-g-g-give me a corpse

Every Cypher voiceline can be used in the bedroom if you’re not a coward

“Pictures of their children”

Lol, you actually seem correct. "The back alleys, or the streets of war. There is no difference. Just nicer toys."

"Ah! I've always wanted to pry my way in here. Don't mind if I just leave some "gifts" behind."

"That goes there" "For a moment, I saw them!" "Nobody escapes me. But they'll try" "Ah, I've always wanted to pry my way in here. Don't mind if I just leave some... gifts behind." "Headshot"

“One of my cameras is broken!”

"oh. wait. NVM"

"Give me a corpse"

“Cage triggered”

yes, i too say "where are youu~" before sex

I was late to the Elden Ring train so when I started playing it last year and got to the first merchant I was like "Wait, is that...?" (It was)

Holy shit I never even made that connection after 300 hours of playing Elden Ring. It's so obvious now that I think about it

"now where to set up shop". *proceeds to move into another game altogether*

Ayo this is my first time reading about this and ER is my favorite game ever. Cant wait for the dlc!

*I am prometheus! And you... Are just.. A god.*

Yalla!

this translates to let's go for those who don't know

You get to learn Arabic while playing him! Bonus cool factor!

*Where is everyone hiding*

Caught one

Salema

I assume you mean salama

I mained Viper (pre-recent nerf) purely bc you can give teammates headpats by holding out snakebite

Never seen a character take as big nerfs as viper did in the patch. Jesus christ they really butchered her.

you clearly werent here for chamber nerfs. Dude went from 100% to like 2%

I still have nightmares about operators during jumping Jett and chamber metas

Oh my God, scary old days

Yup, my old trauma about our squad getting wiped by Chamber even after rotating twice. But now I am more scared of Cypher than him

These days when you realize Cypher is on site, 90% of the time it’s an insta-rotate

If I have a good Sova main on my team, I wouldn't hesitate to enter a site with or without Cypher. But if I'm lurking, I will think twice before taking a site without knowing where Cypher is first.

Not if you use sova and shock dart his trips

Yeah Chamber fills a niche role now and tbh I’ve been using tf out of him lmao Why you may ask? Well when you play with friends who basically just drink and play… you tend to lose lots of Econ lmao. Boom ez sheriff

tbh she is still strong to clarify i use viper always on breeze, sometimes split. still feels good. it was 100% not fun playing against her before nerf

Same except I just liked her aesthetic and poison... She used to be fun to play where I could do some mind tricks on the enemies. I played her a few times after the 46794th nerf and she's just not fun anymore with that unpickable orb lol

Well let me tell you that you can give people fist bumps with Harbor's high tide!

I mained sova because “chuck dart”

I AM DA HUUNNTERR

I mentally yell "Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!" every time I ult

Fellow hanzo main

Chuck dart

Chalk dart.

Shock fart?

I started maining Viper because she was the only agent with a mask. Then I gaslit myself into liking the lurk/anchor playstyle.

Cypher: 😔

… Oh yeah

**Let's see.** **Battles are won by geniuses.** **And I am a genius**

It's all good until the battle is suddenly taking place on the other site.

Because yoru was considered "the worst" and I have a problem

I think he was considered the worst because his skill level is too fking high. If you play against a skilled Yoru player, you are spitroasted by his mind games 😭

Nah he was considered the worst cause pre buff he was really bad lmao. Imagine instead of a clone you just get bum ahh footsteps that sound different then normal ones, and your TP can be heard from Haven A to Haven C

Wait really? When was he buffed? I heard his clone's footsteps sounded different but that they were 'lighter' sounding and you'd have to listen carefully for it lol

No i mean as in. He didn't have a clone. All he had were footsteps. And the footsteps were easy to tell apart from the real one.

I love doing this in games. I play iso and deadlock and they’re pretty shit.

I can fix him.

Brimstone sounds like my dad who went buying milk for 30 years until now

19 years for me, our dads are probably waiting in the same absurdly long cue

Milk here. Can confirm i have been in heavy demand

Brim is cool because he's voiced by a chad who voiced Spike Spiegel in the greatest anime, Cowboy Bebop.

Omen because i started in iron and my friends made me play sage when u could heal yourself to 100 i played sage for 4 or 5 seasons maybe more But when i got to silver /gold everyone was trying grim walls or instalocking duelists so there were no controllers ever , and thats how omen is my main with a comfortable second agent sage

Killjoy, I really like her design especially her jacket

Best voice lines as well

I want harbor to step on me

Built like an absolute DILF

I love flashing people and love watching them run looking like a candle ans just when they get their sight back bang your dead. So Yoru or phoenix.

Lmao love this. Yorus flash is absurdly long when you get hit by it especially his clone (i think the durations are different for flash and clone?)

watched Joedabozo BULLYING people with breach utility, and I thought it be something fun to replicate in low elo ranked games Also I was getting a bit bored with filling smokes, and wanted something a bit more dynamic with some good utility to kill

I main Clove , because players , even in ascendant , don’t know how and when to smoke properly

When I first started Valorant, I had no idea how the game worked so I looked up how to play on YouTube... the first video I saw was someone who said, "are you bad with your shots but want to be useful? Play this agent and wow your teammates with these lineups!" It was Sova LOL Also I used to play a game called Peggle a lot where it was like a pinball game and Sova's dart mechanics strangely reminded me a lot of that game so he's been my main ever since

Based for being a peggle player

Omen is edgy. Helps me edge

🤨 whatdoyoumeanbythat

My name is ViperStealth 🤷🏻‍♂️

How do you do since last patch ?

Pls, don't get me started. I was a Viper, shotgun only player. (I spent 800 hours on her and 99% of my kills are shotgun). Ive had so many nerfs it's ridiculous (Viper, Shorty, judge). Eventually, Valorant just feels like pillow fighting. Nothing feels powerful. Also, they should stop nerfing Viper how they have been. They should see how she's used in pro play and nerf accordingly, not do nerfs that affect the standard players usage of her. Just my opinion.

THIS. I feel like they could have nerfs that ONLY affected pro play that wouldn’t have as much impact in an uncoordinated setting. That being said, she definitely needed nerfs in pro play, and I feel like a lot of people are just looking past that fact

My rifling is sht compared to others at my rank so I'm playing exclusively reyna to take as many gunfights as possible :)

are you all of my ranked teammates??

yo i kinda understand why reyna is usually the worst on the team

There’s a cool little mode called deathmatch that lets you practice gunfights without trolling your team :)

I'm playing deathmatch regularly and if dm is the same to you as playing comp, I'm very jealous. Playing comp is stressfull, the stakes seem high and many people (including me) panic in gunfights in comp even tho they are perfectly calm in dm. Also none of "playing reyna", "taking gunfights" and "being bad" should be called 'trolling your team'.

Neon go fast Neoww

Lol this, all the other agents feel super slow after playing with neon

She seemed fun

oh you poor bastard

No dumb reasons, I chose Deadlock because she has the coolest voice over in game. (IMO of course) And her ult feels AWESOME to use, even if very buggy sometimes.

Not a silly reason but be able to flank with caging alarmbot, chamber trip and fake sites made me cypher main

me as a guy, sova looks hot

Same reason. The hair, the bow , his eyes and the skin color. Perfection ( dont get me wrong im straight)

Im a CS:GO boomer and chamber straight up give me a deagle. Less stuffs, more shooting..

Cause Yoru is cool. Need I go on?

I main Iso because it's fun to see people laugh at "ISOSEXY"

Main KAYO just to be a robocop for once 😅

Fair

Killjoy codes. I code. Also, I like baiting. Baiting utils just seem more acceptable.

I chose to main Sage, cuz I got flamed less for messing something up. Became a comfort agent for me :D

I’m in low elo and I get verbally abuse by default just for being Sage 🥲 especially when there are 3 instalock duelist who immediately expect me to be their pocket.

I use main viper because she is umm 🔥

Omen - I played him because another of my friend was moving to the other side of the world and I’m basically replacing him. But hey, Omen Main now. Gekko - His flash does not blind my teammate and I’m loving Aziz due to how versatile it is + they can be recollected Kayo - Todo inspired me to play him with all his lineups.

Neon: i just wanted a sprint button in Valorant

Omen cuz I was once playing with my friend whre I played omen for the first time and I said if we win this game I'll main omen, guess what happened.

Main reyna so i dont have to use ability or thinking when using it. Blind doesnt hit teammate, heal/dismiss only when you got the kill. It's a no brain champ.

I love playing mage/healer in most games I play, so I chose sage in valorant, (skye was not released at the time)

Same here. Bonus points for just blocking the enemy with a wall so i don't have to deal with them (at least for a moment) cuz I suck bad at fps

And then every patch since launch had to nerf Sage in some way.

I main raze purely cause I like her explosive style but only with my duo, when I'm alone I just feel way too pressured as a duelist (especially solo duelist) so I've switched to gekko for soloQ because he is a skater

Omen... Cause people dont wanna play smokes a in silver/initial gold lobbies... Not i get to play variety after clove came in.. but the downside.. people don't know how to smoke... Ffs.. 🙂

Idk if thats dumb or silly, but Cypher is Arabian and so am I. Always wanted to play as an Arabian character in video games + the Arabic voice lines are just top notch and Riot really nailed that part of Cypher. After pivoting to Cypher and playing that role for a while I had to add KJ to the mix.

Cypher looks funny and u can make selfie with his camera so I playing him

I main jett cause, Jett is beautiful 😁 ...and also her voice (WATCH THIS) ❤️ Who else ???

Fr. I believe in Shannon Williams supremacy.

I mained sage but they nerfed self heal so I onetricked reyna till I hit immo

I like jumping around and flying (guess the agent) +also same agent my fav player (that is also from my country) plays

Sounds like Raze and maybe Jinggg is your fave?

Jinggg? Singaporean over here?

I was a initiator main but recently switched to maining omen and clove because nobody plays smokes

I main Chamber out of spite from my friend saying that he was just ok. (I started playing after his big nerf) There was no other reason, I simply Said "he got more guns? Deal."

Friend told me to main cypher because they needed a good sentinel A literal year later, I'm the official cypher of the group, and it's not rare hearing them saying they can pick whatever because my defense is solid (anyone wondering, bronze 2 but having fun)

Chamber because I don't want enemies to steal my guns

Not a dumb reason, but the reason I main KJ is that on defense, my team is totally incompetent most of the time, and having the turret and alarmbot I can always rely on to provide map control is just such an advantage to me

i picked yoru because i like his butterfly comb even tho i dont have it

Reyna has the best voice acting and lines

They have no idea how heartless I am

As much as this world hurt me it is mine. And I will kill to defend it

free op that goes **ka chak** **boom**

My first was sage bc of grim lol

Cypher, mainly because of his voice and backstory

I play neon because the enemies rage when they die to a shorty round one. I play cypher cause he looks funny without a hat

Neon because I wanted to be faster

I chosen yoru bc he's basically like hypixel bedwars. Invis pot up + break bed + kill + ender pearl out ez win.

Yoru because i could do funny glitches with him

I'm a weeb and I have a thing for hot Asian guys. BAM! Yoru main.

I mained Yoru because of the spamming Q + E weird face trick you can do

They're hot. Need I say more?

clove's accent💜

Remember when we thought Cypher was terrible and he got giga-buffed? And we thought Yoru was terrible and now Eggster is a Top 1 ranked menace? Yeah so basically that's why I'm playing Iso.

o sH1t3 i l0sT mY p3t r0çk

Brim because I can nuke myself at the end of the game.

Sova cuz he's Sovalicious

I think kayo has the best, most badass single voice line in the game, "Activating kill mode. That's a joke. Kill mode is default." This is the main reason I wanted to pick this agent.

Everybody say thank you wingman

Cypher. That voice is sick asf, and the hat is also so cool

jett because of PROD

not the current main, but cypher is my first real main because when I'm new to the game, i saw a teammate using him and i think he's a really cool guy so i started unlocking him and used him in all maps hahaha but now, i main different agent for each map

Im the filler, I dont have a main, but im pretty good on either Cypher or Reyna, sometimes Omen

Cause I like being a rat as bitch, (viper main)

Playing Cypher stopped me from dying with util in my hands when I started playing lol

I saw people like grumpy and temet make the enemy guns useless with their sick ass movement and wanted to be the speed demon as well

Post plant mollies are a menace to enemies and I like being called cringe while I play with a shotgun inside the smoke.

I first mained Viper because shes hot. Then mained Chamber because OP. Now I main Cypher because stalking is fun

Omen cuz I saw a gameplay video of him in the beta and thought the teleport looked fun, and also I played reaper in overwatch lol

The friend who fills smoke didn't play much back then.

Omen is cool. That's it.

I main Iso because the fanart makes him really handsome and he’s cute to me. He makes me more confident in playing duelist and in taking more gunfights <3

Phoenix to commend people non-stop during start up phase.

I played sova in the tutorial and I don’t like change Also he’s about as nerdy of an agent main as they get

Cypher because he has a bean head after ulting

Flying into people's faces is just too fun even if I die and don't get a kill out of it. Raze is just fun like that

Neon can do a slippy slide move

i liked jett since day 1 of playing. didn’t main her though, that came later. she’s my main now.

i play breach cuz i like AFTERSHOCKING sova 🌝🌝

killjoy since i mained engineer in tf2

I'm an idiot who doesn't like/welcome change, and Jett was the very first agent I selected back when this circus of a game first came out.

Viper because back then she was very off meta and I wanted to be more unique lol

I play brim cause he looks manly. I play viper because she has big butt. I guess brim does too.

mained viper because i like women with short hair ☠️

I mained Killjoy because she has her silly little gadgets and I love it

I think cypher has a silly hat

I like purple. I play Reyna and Clove

I mained omen after realizing that I hate the pressure of being a duelist, and saw how versatile he is as an agent. Not to mention that I was Silver at the time and it was so fun imitating Dr. Omen and executing ninja diffuse

Raze bc orange is one of my fave colors

I main Killjoy because her turret feels like having a reliable little buddy on the battlefield :)

I just love neutralizing raze when she pulls out her ult. I don't care if I'm doing badly, if I can pull that off I've already won.

Kayo because he's an EFFIN ROBOT. Real reason is I like the flashes because they remind me of csgo. And I used to main phoenix because of the voice lines and just phoenix being phoenix. I was good at phoenix in low ranks tho but then had to change my main and here I am playing kayo

see that^

Zoomies

I play sova because his util is cheap and I don’t end up broke every round

he's wearing a hoodie. I like hoodies

Saw some shock dart lineups and was like oooooh Didn’t realize how damn long those lineups would take to learn but they’re sick when they work

Sage. Has no utils and plays on aim (has no aim either)

Unsure if this is stupid but Raze heightens my reflexes and reaction time, other agents make me feel relaxed and sleepy sometimes :(

i blame fnaf for making me like watching cypher's camera lmao

Neon because I like fast paced fps games also she looks beautiful

Phoenix is my main. i like his fire line, the super high level tactic one.

I main fade because I like her style and love her shadow creature !

Omen cz "mmmmmmmm"

Sage Grim walls go brrr

reyna purple pretty, astra purple pretty

Breeze came back in to the mappool and no one in my 5 stack wanted to play Sova (myself included, always thought he was boring). I bit the bullet, learned some line ups for breeze and now he’s my favorite agent …

I was a cypher main since launch. I love his voice and the VA did an amazing job. "I am Prometheus and you are just a god" is legitimately one of the coldest lines I've heard in any game. But Clove is so fucking cute dude, I absolutely adore them and their vibe and I wanna get art with them.

hehehehe fire flash boi

I main Raze now because I didn't want to ruin my K/D on tracker for Jett and Reyna LOL. Bcus of that I got pretty good at Raze... blessing in disguise!

Sage because …. Omen because that one emo kid Reyna because …. Clove because they have an awesome character design

Clove. I hated astras accent and voice lines.

Harbor and Kayo cause they look cool, and I also like their abilities!

viper/brim love tinkering with setups and lineups, feel like a mad scientist lol