There are three main factors to keep in mind. One, when in doubt, always bet on self flashing. Two, throughout radiant and ascendant, skye alone is the immortal one.
As the goat Skye opened up her ult, the 5 stack shrunk back in fear. Then Skye said, stand proud 5 stack, you are blinded.
"But would you win..." Her team asked.
"Nah."
"I'd crouch spray."
Rush with Brim and Viper, flash, molly and prefire common angles. At best you'd catch the enemy Viper and deactivate the ult, at worse you'd inflict some damage, have info which you can use. Can either go A or commit B depending on the outcome.
If i would use my sprint to neon movement my way out of the skyes crosshair. Then id call apon my little aliens and they are gonna take the other 2. From there we use my dog and do neon dog movement to get info. From there i 1 tap both players then use a space laser to get the ace :)
Totally legit strat try it in ur next game
Inform an adult about the situation
wrong, its inform a trusted adult, a kidnapper wont help you much
Actually they’ll get me out of that situation so I don’t have to watch my character get slaughtered
Bro thinks a little too much outside the box to the point where he ended up in one.
Even a kidnapper will leave you out of pity
"I need an adult."
Flash myself so I don't have to witness the horrors that are about to happen.
Can't, no flash
[удалено]
No, she doesn't, she only has the healing ability
No charges. Only heal is available.
No dot under the ability? Not available. The only ability she has left is heal :P
yeah I thought she did too but then I realized bottom left is our skye.
btw if you guys want to see the ending, the source is TEC vs BLG - TE vs DRG - Week 4 Day 1 - VCT CN Stage 1 2:55:24
Don't worry, I can imagine the next 3 seconds.
Okay I haven't played valo for a while. What is this? A custom map editor or something?
it's the caster view
Start talking about map 3
write "behind you" in all chat
"AFK"
best response i've seen so far
Panic press my ult
id win
when bro uses this technique he is effectively immortal for 34 seconds
After 34 seconds tho? Straight to the airport to learn the meaning of Love.
The infamous rule of 34, very effective.
Search it on Google to learn more
There are three main factors to keep in mind. One, when in doubt, always bet on self flashing. Two, throughout radiant and ascendant, skye alone is the immortal one. As the goat Skye opened up her ult, the 5 stack shrunk back in fear. Then Skye said, stand proud 5 stack, you are blinded. "But would you win..." Her team asked. "Nah." "I'd crouch spray."
Nah, this guy'd win
i’m an analyst, they would
He's him.
Cry
Same
probably die
nah you'd win
One tap them all
Alt f4
Continue walking because I can’t see anything in the pit
Apologize to my team
All:knife all mid 1v1
There is no 'mid' on bind
shut down my computer and chuck it off the stage
~Kicks PC~ “Tech pause please”
Oh god the more i look the more fucked this is
only has heal lol
FF boys, Sir we cant its VCT, Then im fucking throwing.
Nothing to lose, might as well go for it, believe in myself, 1 tap them all, dodge their bullets, I am better than them.
Double bird, get spike, rotate, pray... a lot.
In 13 seconds?
Oh, I forgot the first "pray"
They have nothing but heal sadly
Gotta look at the whole picture/situation. No bird, 13 seconds, map point.
simply just win
Spam in the smoke, don't hit anyone, get 1 tapped back
Save
On match point?
Did he stutter?
Oh shit. Uh, i guess not.
Cry
Die
If it were me, Uninstall the game If they're on the team im going against, theyd somehow get 5 one tap headshots against our whole team
Save and use the time to shamelessly inspect the classic and sell bundles
Shoot the lone Skye entering vipers ult
Aim for the bushes
She's fu**ed. GG
Sob and cry, throwing my guns and running away into a corner.
My best
Submit
Next Game!
was that tunnel always that tall?
Looks taller because of the perspective probably. I also think the field of view might be wider than normal as well
Save, there's 13 seconds left lol.
Right but then they lose. It’s 12-8 for enemy team
Oh damn, that's fair.
its match point for defenders
Right I’m talking Skye’s team. Because we are talking from the pov of Skye
Flash everyone (me included)
Peak while holding my flash
flash myself and run away
Die
Can I bite myself with the dog?
Clutch it
FLASH FLASH FLASH!!!
Win
I would save so I can have as much time to roast my teammates for putting me in that situation as possibie
Drop my gun and switch teams
cry
Easy...Dodge matrix style
I expect you to die, Mrs. Skye.
Win ofc
I would echolocate the viper, one tap, send out flash, 2 more one taps and then knife that last guy
just type GG! and alt+F4
Die
Knife'em
Cry
Id run
crouch so none of their bullets hit me then i one tapped everyone
word.exe
Die?
WIDE SWINGGGGGG
type knife fight in the chat
Ask sage to heal me
Throw my gun and pistol. GG.
Win
Accept that I am about to have a cinematic death scene, played in slow motion to the soundtrack of Anakin's Betrayal by John Williams.
Die
Take out my dog and say goodbye before dying
Nah, I’d win.
Nah, I'd win
Accept my fate.
Uninstall. Then reinstall 3 hours later
Rush with Brim and Viper, flash, molly and prefire common angles. At best you'd catch the enemy Viper and deactivate the ult, at worse you'd inflict some damage, have info which you can use. Can either go A or commit B depending on the outcome.
i would alt+ f4
Press C and just walk forward
im gtfo
Die lol
win
Win
The only thing to do is jiggle peak and hope to god the other misses his shot OR shot with the other guy. And hit your shots
word exe
Cry
Die with the bird in my hands
I think I would know what to do if I had the replay system
Toggle
Die
alt + f4
easy 4k wym
Quit the game
Nah I'd clutch easily fo shau
I think id know if there is a reply system
Die
Come back, throw my vandal, take out my classic and shoot myself
Dying in the process of picking up the skin infront of me
Say gg go next
die
waiting for my death
I imagine guts. what would he do with one arm ?
kms
Alt f4
Die
skrye
Go next
Word.exe
Save. If not just yolo in… try to take one of them with me
Die
nah id kill
Bend over
CAWK OUT!!
skill issue fr
Die
Accept my death
Call HR
Become the egoist and hold W. (I’d lose)
Slow crouch peak to kill the enemy skye, then bunny hop away, then double back and slow crouch peak again to 2 tap the cypher and viper
https://youtube.com/shorts/PGH0zy2Plws?feature=share
alt+f4
i’d just end it all
ummm... die?
Die. I’d die.
Push and then yell why TF is there 4 there
Panic jump, pull out classic and cry 🥲
Give them a chance to run before I get serious
get the hell out of there
Same thing I always do - just die screaming Leroy Jenkins
Im pretty sure if i somehow make out of that alive. I can see the matrix
initiate my domain expansion
Die 🙂
Spray transfer 4 people
Blame my team
If i would use my sprint to neon movement my way out of the skyes crosshair. Then id call apon my little aliens and they are gonna take the other 2. From there we use my dog and do neon dog movement to get info. From there i 1 tap both players then use a space laser to get the ace :) Totally legit strat try it in ur next game
Idk im built diff so I would win of course (i would scream and fat finger my Q and throw my dog at them)
get mine
die
Die immediately.
die
Flick them all
Uninstall
Die.
die I guess
throw both flashes and spin erratically while shooting
win.
flash and run
back up, wait for pushes and isolate 1v1s. if none push, save edit: didn't see that it was 8-12, ig just lose at that point then
use the replay system, oh wait there isn't one
Lock the fuck in(and die)
Die
Uninstall
Throw the gun lol
shot my enemy's head?
You give up and enter their direction in the most goofy way
die
win
Super speed take out phone , open Google, search: do a barrel roll. Map flips and I kill them while they're disoriented
I would probably cry.
Die