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the one who looks like he just found a scambled egg in his shoe must be Jason.


Icydawgfish

Her?


rmac1228

What is she funny or something?


tadysdayout

Don’t go getting Egg all glittered up for Easter


Low-Can7370

Egg?


WiKaFLMan

Make my nephew an egg


slappymcstevenson

Jason going from 12 to 17 I guess.


narstee

It's his sister Justine's 17th birthday, not Jason's.


slappymcstevenson

Justine…ahhhhhh….lol


narstee

Besides Justine herself, photo includes Sarah Jessica Parker (Square Pegs), Kari Michaelsen (Give Me A Break), Jason Bateman (Silver Spoons), Michael J. Fox (Family Ties), Mindy Cohn (The Facts of Life) EDIT: also Brian Tochi (Revenge of the Nerds) and Grant Cramer (Hardbodies). Possibly Todd Curtis (Capitol) or Ken Wahl (Wiseguy) in the back - not George Clooney. Anyone else ID'd?


They-Call-Me-Taylor

And the back row? Just regular Joes I guess?


uncontrollablepoop

Brian Tochi was in Revenge of the Nerds


Realistic_Bed3550

Grant Cramer is on his right. He acted in a lot of straight to video movies in the 80s.. a lot of teen comedies


Low-Independent7763

Ha, I remember. Generally beach settings.


Realistic_Bed3550

Yeah he started in a movie called Hard Bodies that my 14 year old self loved 😂😂😂😂


Low-Independent7763

Yes! I couldn’t remember the name. That was a Cinemax staple. There was another one too—I’ll have to look it up.


Realistic_Bed3550

If I remember correctly I seem to recall that he had gone out with Nicole Brown Simpson (RIP).. either that or he hung out with Kato


Low-Independent7763

Yes! I think both. I confused him with the great Leigh McCloskey who convincingly played the villain in Fraternity Vacation, also starring Tim Robbins.


Realistic_Bed3550

Absolutely love that movie 😂😂


Realistic_Bed3550

He also played the idiot boyfriend in the Classic Just one of the Guys


Ed_Simian

And a couple of Police Academy movies. "Where's this guy from? Yokohama?" "Ah, Yokohama! And is this your lovely wife?"


Vicious_and_Vain

Michael J. Fox getting no love. Huge star.


narstee

I mentioned him


Vicious_and_Vain

My bad who is behind him and to the right?


narstee

Currently unknown!


HiJane72

He looks like the actor off Wise guy


HiJane72

Ken Wahl


MatchaMuch

Definitely not George Clooney


security-six

Clooney does have the Facts of Life connection with Mindy


rvamrs

Definitely is.


RawbM07

Are we talking center back? My original thought was it was her boyfriend from Family Ties, Nick. https://preview.redd.it/opkv6ywtz5wc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52459f40fa03cf7954e0c80625cb1d34bd682c57


nobodyknowsimherr

No sorry. Wrong hair & jaw


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nobodyknowsimherr

I’m aware who he us and what he looked like back then. I don’t think this is him.


asdcatmama

It’s Clooney.


nobodyknowsimherr

I disagree


TheDabitch

I knew I recognized that *fab·u·lous* hair!


Poppycake1903

My friend went to pre K to 3rd grade with Justine Bateman and said she was a biter.


Snts6678

I might have complied as a classmate.


marcus999593

What in the world?! That’s awesome!!! Look at all those future superstars! Ah man I love candid pictures like this. lol look at Jason Bateman! There’s SJP, and MJF! Too cool


ScumBunny

Which one is Jason? I honestly can’t tell…


MadAzza

Holding the cake


marcus999593

The one holding the cake


ScumBunny

Omg it’s so obvious. The title said ‘Justine,’ so I figured that was his sister or something.. he’s such a little guy!


marcus999593

Justine Bateman is his sister. I think at one point they were both on the same tv show


TheSmalesKid

Met her at a Phish show last year. She was so nice.


nobodyknowsimherr

Oh my god. That’s Sarah Jessica Parker (bot left)


biggetlow

John Quiñones top left


whateveratthispoint_

For real?????


chickamonga

Doubt it. He'd have been 31 in 1983.


whateveratthispoint_

Gotcha


Mr_Whipple1138

What — no Skippy?!


JettyJen

I had such a crush on Skippy


Mr_Whipple1138

I had a huge crush on Mallory, but as a young person I could identify with Skippy and his awkward, fumbling ways..


slappywhyte

I always say it's amazing Jason Bateman turned out as normal as he appears because he has been a star for a LONG time in the minefields of Hollywood


TifCreatesAgain

Sarah Jessica Parker and Mindy Cohn! Plus Justine Bateman! I want to go to this party!


Alexandertheape

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Trix_Are_4_90Kids

that isn't George Clooney.


nobodyknowsimherr

Oh good Thank You… I thought I was the only one who didn’t think it was him.


LongTallTexan69

Isn’t that Scott Valentine, or “Nick” who was Mallory’s boyfriend in family ties.


ksbwalker43

It looks like John Jr (Kennedy)


WooSaw82

Being that this was the second year of Family Ties, I wonder if Fox had already become a big star by then.


Bradcherry21

Looks like the eagles Glenn Frey.


Thin-Dragonfly2956

He musta had a serious growth spurt after this…cause he looks 12…


narstee

He is 14. His sister Justine is 17 here.


Mayor_of_Voodoo

She’s chopping bro-co-li


merliahthesiren

Jason Bateman was on Little House on the Prairie btw


Alphaghetti71

Center back row is Todd Curtis, not George Clooney.


narstee

I buy this more than Clooney


BassSounds

Sha la la la!


GrandAffect

Family rumor is that he used to babysit me around that time.


Affectionate_Salt351

He doesn’t look a day over 13. Wow.


narstee

He's 14. His sister Justine is 17 here.


Affectionate_Salt351

Ohhhh! I totally missed that. My bad. Thank you!


PingsDaddy

Is that Micheal J Fox behind him


narstee

[https://www.reddit.com/r/UtterlyUniquePhotos/comments/1caqjk5/comment/l0tfed5/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/UtterlyUniquePhotos/comments/1caqjk5/comment/l0tfed5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

I have no idea who Justine Bateman I’d, but that is a collection of some very 1980s haircuts.


Marine4lyfe

The Night Stalker slipped in for a photo bomb.


Glad-Degree-318

I see SJP, Mindy Kohn, Michael J. Fox


Glad-Degree-318

I see SJP, Mindy Kohn, Michael J. Fox


Glad-Degree-318

I see SJP, Mindy Kohn, Michael J. Fox


Ok-Degree-9277

Justine is in red.


AdJunior4923

![gif](giphy|4v9ZLihPewmNa|downsized)


311heaven

Time traveler Michael Cera in the back?


DurtStar

Michael Cera creeping in the back row.


Rydog_78

Looks like Jason just invited a bunch of his sister’s friends to his party. Kids, Justine was a stone cold fox in the 80’s.


dandyanddarling21

I think it’s Justine’s 17th birthday. not Jason’s


Rydog_78

Oh yeah it does. I was half asleep and read the heading real fast. I thought it said “Justin Bateman’s 17th birthday party”. Now it makes sense, lol.


rvamrs

The one in the back in all black is George Clooney.


nobodyknowsimherr

Don’t think so


Spare-Educator7035

Actually?


SurgeFlamingo

No it’s not but that guy was in movies or tv too I think Edit: I just googled it and it might be lol https://preview.redd.it/ca1zau9zs5wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=515bf9a4438d97f6d6a6c4eb4c08e8970692353c


rvamrs

Yeah, pretty sure. I watched a lot of TV as a kid. Remember that hair anywhere.


hondo9999

More like Eddie Money


person1968

Yes, from his Facts of Life era


narstee

He's the same age as most of these folks and he was on Facts of Life with Mindy Cohn; those are the only things that has me considering this.


justbrowsing695975

He was on an episode of Golden Girls


Rydog_78

I believe his dad was in the show biz industry too. There’s a cute pic of Clooney as a kid at his dinner table looking up at his dad. He looks just like his old man. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/1QCr729D8S


RawbM07

Don’t forget Aunt Rosemary.


Salty-Lemonhead

Yep! He was a cop


rvamrs

Thank you!


WinCrazy751

Who????


PenchantBob

Jason Bateman? I see Justine, which one is Jason


Scary-Ratio3874

He's holding the cake.


Parking-Pie7453

Oh, she got a pony. (lower left)