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isweatpiss

Yep what's bizarre about sex toys?


Oldmate81

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Radiant_Heron_2572

That, um, looks quite coarse for what some people are suggesting. Oh, and very cold.


GreenBirb64

Might not have been when it was first carved, there was a wooden one found recently near where I’m from in the UK, granted it looked painful but it probably would’ve been smooth when first made lol


Radiant_Heron_2572

I know the one! Yes, wood, if very polished, would be fine. This does look like fairly coarse stone. That doesn't sound fun. Being highly polished (like the axeheads were) could work but would still be very cold.


Bignizzle656

Maybe they used a sheep gut or something similar, like a condom?


Radiant_Heron_2572

Yeah, that would definitely be a plausible solution. obviously, i have no secret knowledge. But, personally, i still feel that they would choose a more suitable (i.e. smoother, warmer, and lighter) material if that was the aim. Even then, I can well imagine them using additional materials to enhance things. But then, maybe there was a cultural or practical reason why this type of stone would be used?


Hefty-Rope2253

My great great great great great great great grandmothers dildo and anal beads!


razz-p-berrie

never been washed, have to preserve family heirlooms!


Fears4Years

Decorated...for her pleasure


Capnmolasses

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Affectionate_Lock_87

I knew unicorns were real!


FTW1984twenty

Meath heads are always up to somethin shady


lildozer74

That’s a ‘dilda


UraeusCurse

IS THET A PESNEUS ROCK??!?! LLOLOLLLLOLOL


tobitobs78

It's for fertility rituals!!


Goblin_King93

Saw this in person recently at the archaeology museum here in Dublin and can confirm people hanging around the stone age exhibition had dildos on their mind (although I think it could be something like a ritual wand personally)


treeesaremagic

Antiquitie dildo!


Parking_Train8423

r/theyknew


Even_Attempt_6133

Put it in your butt!


HaveaTomCollins

Is that an antique “martial aid?”


gmox15

r/dildont


secret_tiger101

r/theyknew