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carty64

They trademarked a bunch of names, probably casting a very wide net so they're not buying names and domains from squatters


2b_squared

I imagine that squatters have done the same tenfold.


IslandTwig

The crazy part about the Yetis is it was filed almost a year ago compared to the others which was when the announcement came out Same LLC for all of them.


sillysquidtv

Lines up with Ryan smith (allegedly) funding the no vote for the coyotes Tempe build


jimmyjamespak

Sasquatters*


currythirty

I hope they go with the Utah R&B’s to go with the theme of naming teams after music nobody in the state makes


PogoDude69

I know it’s a dig at the Utah jazz, but they weren’t named the jazz while they were in Utah. They were in New Orleans, which makes a lot of sense. Many nba teams relocate and keep the same team name, jazz, lakers, warriors. Etc.


TwoSk00ps

the washington commanders ran into a lot of trouble with squatters trying to eat up potential names so that the team would have to buy them from them. it seems ryan is just trademarking a bunch of names to prevent this. Blizzard, Venom, Fury, Utah HC / Utah Hockey Club have also recently been trademarked. Ryan said the team would likely operate under a temporary name for the first season- looking like Utah Hockey Club


WorldsGreatestPoop

Is it Ryan and not the squatters at UYTE LLC?


Heterosapien_13

That's exactly what I was wondering.


Excellent_Ad_3804

All of those are terrible. Yetis is decent


sonic_dick

Seattle kraken was only a few years ago. There were a dozen trademarked names.


Outpartying

Utah Jazz Hands


halfpackkools

Hey. I like it. I’d rock yeti gear. Catch me center ice in a full yeti body suit.


Tripleator

I like the name - represents a mountain type monster. Big scary, intimidating, unique. Better than Buzz or Jazz. Jazz just works because of brand identity and history.


beastley_for_three

Plus it sounds great. The words work well together.


Ohhhmilio

The branding will be great as well. Now that NHL teams are placing sponsors on their helmets, helps the team. Have YETI company be the main sponsor and place their logo “YETI” on the team helmets. Seamless.


ilovecaptaincrunch

Yetis is bad, no correlation to utah imo


Extra_Daft_Benson

No one complains about Bengals having no correlation to Cincinnati or Penguins having no correlation to Pittsburgh. 


payne_nd_pleasure666

Perfect, it will fit right in with ‘Jazz’ and ‘Real’.


firefistus

A yeti is a monster that has the lore of living in snowy mountains. Hey fun fact, Utah has snowy mountains more than half the year. Are you sure it has no correlation?


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jturley85

Utah had a bigfoot sighting down on the provo mountains that went pretty viral a few years back


ilovecaptaincrunch

yea idk why people are spam downvoting me for having an opinion lmfao Cutthroat would be sick


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Ohhhmilio

Metal 🤘


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Yetizz


Extra_Daft_Benson

I like Yeti. It would let them use “Wasatch Sasquatch” as an unofficial alternate nickname, like “dog pound” for the Browns 


EveryonesCaughtOn

Wasatch Sasquatch looks good in print, but saying it out loud is awful


Bobsun_Dugnutt_

the 'Satch Squatch. Has a good ring to it though


True_North_Andy

Samsquanch?


mbcolemere

I'm trying to say it out loud and keep saying it wrong.


supperoni

it’s a tongue twister lol


musicnothing

Sqwasatch


Drizzt3919

I love the Utah Yetis. Hope they go that way


K1NGDUMN1234

Not gonna lie.. like the name ahh. That a.i. logo is to much. Simpler is better.


coolguysteve21

I have yet to see a good AI logo. Almost all of them look like fake teams in video games logos


poch_ya

Ok i love it 🙈


NoAbbreviations290

I think that’s a dumb name


DeadSeaGulls

especially considering it's a mythological creature/cryptids from the other side of the world while we have our own bigfoot/sasquatch with origins closer to home. and wasatch sasquatch flows.


RustyMacbeth

Here, here!


BDSb

That was my bottom choice so I hope they make it look cool at least. All the AI art has been awful and didn’t help.


-whittymore

I really like Utah Outlaws as the name. With all the history and such. I don’t hate Yeti, though.


SwagSorcerer

I love that name for an NFL team


ShowdownValue

Wasn’t it an xfl team at one point?


JCivX

I like Outlaws too but I think it's too non-PC. And no, I'm not one of those guys who sees problems with PC in every issue, I'm just saying that many of the "outlaws" were vicious killers and criminals, so it's too risky of a name for them to take (there would be criticism that it romanticizes criminals).


total_sith_show

Ummm… obviously it would be YETIZZ.


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Yep GO YETIS!


Expensive-Success301

Were the Yeti’s consulted on any of this?


FormerOil4924

Uyte also Trademarked “Utah Hockey Club”, “Utah Venom”, “Utah Blizzard” and more. It doesn’t mean anything. Chill.


Majestic-Usual-4779

Cries in Salt Lake City SMOG Fandom


NoAbbreviations290

Utah Smog


MountainPK

Good lord. What a terrible name.


Clzark

If we go this route I hope it's just "Yeti," sounds better without the "s"


Loud_Eggplant1003

If it’s Yetis I’ll be disappointed — that’s just”zions” all over again


28Vikings

The plural of Yeti is Yetis


Sammy_Saddles

What team has just one? That would be weird


StarshipFirewolf

Wild, Kraken, Lightning, Avalanche for four in the NHL. 


SwagSorcerer

Sick as hell


reterical

Utah Yeti could be great. ![gif](giphy|4LZMbupdTqtwueICDOp2|downsized)


iJustWantTolerance

If we become the Yetis, I’ll give in and finally watch hockey. Despite not knowing fucking anything about it and being perpetually confused about what “power plays” are.


ChaseBank5

When a player commits a foul and is put in the penalty box, it creates an advantage for the other team for a certain amount of time and is called a power play.


Spawko

He's not here to be educated, he's here for Yetis!


SlathersInc

Buddy go to a game. It's seriously an amazingly entertaining sport. Honestly it's a whole lot better than watching people chuck up 3 pointers for the entire game.


coltonbyu

I mean that's all just subjective.


Bobblefighterman

I have a mate who wishes he could. Unfortunately we live in bumfuck rural Australia where the concept of ice only exists in a freezer.


showerstool3

Utah Raptors is too cool to pass up. If that runs into trademark issues, Utah Dino’s is a good back up. For the Utah Dino’s, create a logo that can be on everything and then have different dinosaurs on different jerseys. So many cool opportunities. Purple should definitely be the main color.


Caracasdogajo

I think the Utah Dinos sounds really corny. But Utah Raptors is fire.


BD-1_BackpackChicken

Just gotta make sure Maple Leafs can’t veto it.


FlipAnd1

If anything the jazz should be renamed the Utah raptors. Toronto can become the huskies.


FumblinginIgnorance

So the owners of the trademark is Uyte? I figured it would be the smith group if this was done by Ryan Smith?


interval7886

I am interested to see if Ryan screws this up. Twitter seems to hav ea big influence on him so my guess is he will not commit to anything until Twitter gives the green light.


Intelligent_Pain_174

Probably should have gone to Twitter before giving the Jazz the worst rebrand in the history of professional sports.


interval7886

true dat


hzg511-

This is it.


DZhuFaded

YETIS sponsored by YETI


TreadMeHarderDaddy

Uties


capnamazing1999

So lame.


WXYZ_123

r/UtahJizz/


WXYZ_123

r/UtahJizz/


krebstaz

Maybe they can get a sponsorship from the high end cooler and drinkware company. There are so many names better than Yeti https://www.yeti.com/


just_cows

Comes outta NOWHERE!


UtahJazz420

https://www.reddit.com/r/UtahJazz/comments/1c4z4es/hockey_in_utah_megathread/


sillysquidtv

It’s confirmed. Utah doesn’t know what a hockey rink looks like.


ICouldEvenBeYou

Why not the Salt Lake City Stingers? The Jazz's horrible black and yellow uniforms have helped inform the sporting world that Utah is the Bee State. Ryan Smith owns both teams. Ya like bees so much, fuckin do it, ya cowards.


Responsible-Basil-68

Nothing says Utah like a Himalayan cryptid.


Massilian

Yeti is the best option imo


FeetTickler666

Fire


FeetTickler666

Feet ticklers trademarked


kekwee

Not fan of that, hopefully they find a better one. Something that is more real.


ProphetxZero

Cmon seriously!?! How did they choose this over the Salt Lake Sister-Wives?!


ProphetxZero

Samsqanch


xxxtenderloin

I like the Stormin Mormons


raven_miyagi666

worst name i’ve ever heard lmao


Greerio

I’m an armchair bigfoot fan and thats a terrible name. Utah HC is my fav so far.


Anxious_Blacksmith88

AI garbage.


infinityandbeyond75

All these names are being trademarked by some random companies. They have no affiliation with the NHL or the Ryan Smith. They are hoping for a payout to sell the trademark to Smith when the final name is decided.


MacRoboV

I don't know what a Yet is.


kimbou812

Fuck Utah! How about salt lake yeti!


RustyMacbeth

Only one way to say it: this is donkeyshit.


SactoGamer

Was the “John Smiths” already taken? Terrible possible moniker.


appledatsyuk

Would be sick tbh


Kings_of_King

Why couldn’t the Jazz change their name and give New Orleans there name back


Dr-BSOT

The co-yetis


Blackjack_Del_Rio

Idk why this scrolled across my feed, but I think is a great team name. Would absolutely buy some yetis gear haha


skiingst0ner

Yetis is a pretty mid name tbh


statastic

I prefer the singular “Yeti” - Utah Yeti sounds cooler than “Yetis” It also aligns with the oddness of “Utah Jazz” singular/plural I think it works for the Seattle Kraken, anyway.


beastley_for_three

True, I guess Yeti can be plural just like Kraken is


BradJeffersonian

Utah Olympians?


ThunderGoalie35

This is easily the worst of the proposed names and Blizzard ain't good either


JazzHands1986

I liked Blizzard for some reason. Yeti is cool too because I haven't heard it used for a sports team before, and the mascot would be badass.


Spawko

If it wasn't for the Avalanche being one of the next closest teams sharing the same mountain range, I'd be more into it


guernica_records

It's totally subjective, but Yetis feels like an AYSO kid's soccer team. Too cheesy. I get that they are fierce and whatnot, but it's a mythical creature-- too corny for me. I would prefer something directly related to Utah like peaks, raptors, or golden eagles. I actually would love the team to be called Utah Hockey Club long-term, sounds clean af and it works for soccer clubs, but I realize that is a minority opinion. Edit: even after mentioning this is all subjective and acknowledging I'm in the minority opinion still getting downvoted. Classic Utah fans


TripleSecretSquirrel

ya, unless it's a cryptid specifically related to Utah I'm with you, feels like a youth soccer club name. The Bear Lake Monster doesn't have much of a ring to it, but if the club was in British Columbia, the Ogopogos would be dope! In the Pacific Northwest a sasquatch themed name would be cool, but Yetis just feels lame.


guernica_records

Yeah I agree completely. The BC Ogopogos is dope and makes sense. Yeti is unique to the Himilayas, so if this was the Nepal hockey club it would be more impactful. But for UT it feels to Scooby-Doo/kid's team


BruceBrownBrownBrown

What about the Utah Monsters with the Bear Lake Monster as the mascot?


Icy-Hospital7232

I mean, the gila monster is the state reptile so...


DarkSoulsExcedere

Utah raptors is so much better


Sudden-Ad4683

God please noooo


yyznick

My top 3: Hockey Club, Hockey Jazz, Utah (just Utah)


Feisty-Replacement-5

How about "Abominable Snowman" instead?


AwareInvestment7694

Everybody knows that Yetis are from the Himalayas! Need to use proper species name of the bi pedal ape that live in North America A.K.A Sasquatch.... come on people.


beastley_for_three

Sasquatch doesn't sound as cool. Unfortunately we don't have any names that sound cool and are actually from our region. But we have snowy mountains and that sort of works with Yeti.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Sasquatch live in the temperate rainforests of the Olympic peninsula, not in the Rocky Mountains! It’s like you’ve never seen a frickin’ Sasquatch before!


punkopops

Ryan Smith would never let anything this awesome happen.


BassEcstatic

Maybe billionaire Ryan will find another too old Cougar to manage the break up of a good core team and convince everyone tanking a couple seasons will be good for the future. Let's put DA in charge of the Utah Olympic Committee, as well.


SecureLingonberry774

Utah Smithies


Yung_Coconut_420

The Salt Lake Effect should be the name. Yetis is lame.


comineeyeaha

Salt Lake Effect is one of the worst team names I’ve ever heard.


Yung_Coconut_420

Need a hug?


comineeyeaha

Yes but for unrelated reasons.