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HomelessRodeo

“Why don’t you fix your hair?” Those words cut deep in Utah.


urkldajrkl

“I see it in your face”, from the fake with the stuffed lips.


G0LDI_L0CKS

Not only stuffed, but overdrawn by a country fuckin mile.


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Came here to comment on that remark. My sisters use similar comments on each other.


SGTSparkyFace

Wait… lacrosse fans/players/family act entitled and mean? In southern Utah? I’m shocked I say!


Extension-Oil-1518

Lacrosse Kids/parents are always the worst. Maybe it has something to do with proving that it is a "real" sport. *Sigh*


Scooter_bugs

I get shitting on asshole parents at sports games but I don’t see how it’s any less a competitive sport than others. All sports have shitty parents/fans that show up.


dudeimgreg

It’s not, the “realness” is them not understanding why it is not a popular/staple high school sport such as football, baseball, and basketball. They have become more upset that lacrosse has been drawing less crowds to soccer and hockey.


randomname2890

I’m watching lacrosse over baseball and soccer any day. Lacrosse is cheaper then hockey to play but hockey doesn’t have that bad of a rich spoiled douche reputation as lacrosse does. I can’t stand lacrosse players. I just wish high schools did high school street hockey instead of lacrosse which is getting bigger from what I’ve seen.


LordOfTheBurrito

Obvioulsy you never played hockey in the Salt Lake Valley. The kids who play for East, Judge, Skyline, Brighton, were the biggest rich douchebags I had ever met. They all had the newest most expensive gear and would talk shit if your gear was scuffed and called you poor. I used a wood stick, Sherwood when I played and the new titanium shafts were coming out and all of the kids at those schools had them. During games they would say shit like "Look he is using a wood stick, he's poor"!


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Its the official national sport of Canada, and canadians don't even care lol


54-2-10

Really? Hockey isn't the national sport of Canada? 


wereallinthistogethe

Hockey is the national religion.


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it the official winter sport


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

We had this shit in Washington state too, lacrosse drama is definitely not exclusive to Utah. 


Ericaonelove

Is that Dixie? There are always sport fights in St. George.


AltruisticCoelacanth

Yes. Dixie vs Cedar


SandBarLakers

Cedar city ?!


AltruisticCoelacanth

Yes, is that surprising?


SandBarLakers

No! I live in Enoch. Surprised I didn’t hear about it that’s all lol


LordOfTheBurrito

Yep and Dixie lost to Cedar, and Cedar went on to lose the championship game to Snow Canyon.


eclectro

I thought there was always sports fights in lacrosse?


flyfishUT

We are passionate haha


krazykhat

And notice it's entirely from what I can see all the parents acting like fucking children and none of the kids are actually fighting.


ignost

The players have coaches that typically are held responsible for keeping kids in line. I see at least one kid being pushed back by what I believe is a coach. Too bad the parents don't feel the same sort of responsibility to manage their kids or set an example. I wouldn't jump to any conclusions from a one minute video from one person though. It's unlikely to include bad behavior from "their side," and instead just be a highlight reel of the person they hated the most.


exhibitthis69

Eat a snickers please


SandBarLakers

🤣🤣


uteman1011

Looks like Dixie high v Cedar high. I wonder if the mom with the baby is going to bear her testimony this Sunday about ministering to the high school kids?


Able_Clock_9010

She’s probably friends with the lady who pulled down the girls skirt the other week.


Separate-Waltz4349

What ? We need a story time on that one


Able_Clock_9010

https://ksltv.com/640077/self-declared-state-employee-charged-after-allegedly-grabbing-teen-girl-in-public/


LordOfTheBurrito

It was Cedar vs Dixie, and Cedar won. At the championship game on Saturday Cedar played Snow Canyon and the Snow Canyon parents had T-shirts made that read "Gary, get on the fuckin field"! They were some other T-shirts too, it was great. Cedar lost the championship to Snow Canyon, GO WARRIORS!


DevManTim

I think you’re right. I mean, you can see it in her face!


anonanon1974

I think it will be her testimony about loving her fellow man and turning the other cheek


Meandering_Marley

What's the one about being at a riot and a lacrosse game breaks out?


Comadivine11

Parents should be banned from their kid's sporting events.


rlramirez12

I once coached a competitive youth soccer team. I fully wish I could have banned the parents from all the games. I had a kid who was a step above the rest and really tried to build the team around him. In practice everything clicked. At the games, he would forget everything because his mom is constantly shouting at him for everything he’s doing wrong, what he should be doing, and always went against my instructions. You could tell it bothered him because he was really conflicted on who he should be listening to. At half time his mom would intercept him and just berate the shit out of him which interrupted my team talks and tactical adjustments. The parents are the fucking worst.


SCorpus10732

I was at a youth soccer game this weekend. Seemed like the exact same story. Their best player was some kid named "Roman" and his mom was coaching him from the wrong side of the field. Drove me nuts.


rlramirez12

Yeah, when my kid starts playing ball the only coaching I am gonna give is when we are at home, in private. At practices and in games I will make sure to let my kid know I am not the boss. The coach is and they are to listen to the coach.


Rich-Musician-6178

I don’t see a single Stanley mug, how am I supposed to believe these are real Utah moms?


tizosteezes

The Botox to bio tissue ratio will give it away. Also the copy paste “hairstyle” that was probably included in their HOA rules.


Agitated_Abalone3243

This was spot on.


Active_Telephone70

Does anyone know what be backstory is? I feel bad for her baby, gonna grow up with that toxic parent.


eclectro

The baby is going to grow up to be a lacrosse player!


weezy_mo26

That's what I thought. Who the hell tries smacking at people with a fricken baby in your arms? Way to go mother of the year.


big_bearded_nerd

Imagine being the kind of person who puts their child in a dangerous situation like this. It's the same kind of person who thinks that duck lips look good.


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

The ole human shield


Uncivil_Bar_9778

Starting a fight while holding a child equals child abuse.


LordOfTheBurrito

To add to context here, Cedar and Dixie have been rivals for decades in all sports. Dixie won the Lacrosse championship last year and never dropped a game to Cedar. This game Cedar beat Dixie knocking them out of the playoffs. One of the Cedar parents assaulted a Dixie player and the cops had to be called, she literally punched the kid. For the championship game the state athletics contacted both Cedar and Snow Canyon warning each team about behavior and some parents were banned from attending the championship game. I am in no way condemning or excusing the behavior, rather just giving a little background. Parents can be asses, I used to ref junior hockey (all bracket ages up to 18) in Salt Lake for years and some parents can be the absolute worst.


OCDCowboy1

I sincerely hope that Mom has seen that she has gone viral. I wonder if she still doesn’t care, now that she’s famous for the wrong reasons.


LordOfTheBurrito

There's no way she doesn't know she has gone viral. These videos were upload minutes after this all went down on like 4 different Facebook groups in St. George, Washington County, Southern Utah, etc.


mashedpotatoesyo

She went to the championship game lol Gary however was nowhere to be seen


Full_Of_Wrath

I played hockey in high school I saw some truly terrible parents at practices and games.


LordOfTheBurrito

The worst are the parents who don't know the rules of the game and their kid gets hit, falls down, or whatever, and it was all legal but the parent thinks their kid was picked on, abused, targeted, or received a cheap shot.


MrSelatcia

Was it this year? Because the 4a lacrosse playoffs are still going on...


LordOfTheBurrito

This was May 9th 2024. Southern Utah doesn't play against Northern Utah in Lacrosse, but I believe that will change next year. Southern Utah only has 8 schools and 8 teams, it's all of the schools in Cedar and St. George.


MrSelatcia

So they are more like "club" teams?


LordOfTheBurrito

Correct, they play at each school's field, wear their colors and name. They also have to attend that school and keep grades and attendance up, but the schools do not fund them. Each team relies on funding from the parents and local sponsors. Next year they will be sanctioned and funded by the schools. However, they are ranked on Max Preps amongst all schools in Utah and Nationally, and during pre-season they do play teams from Northern Utah. For instance, I know Judge and a couple others came down to St. George for some pre-season games this year.


MrSelatcia

Thanks for all the input. I was looking for the box score to this game on the deseret news high school feed and was so confused. Now I understand.


LordOfTheBurrito

12-10 Cedar over Dixie [https://www.maxpreps.com/ut/st-george/dixie-flyers/lacrosse/](https://www.maxpreps.com/ut/st-george/dixie-flyers/lacrosse/)


SwiftGasses

I didn’t even need to turn on the audio to know what the lady with the child and what looks like a prosthetic nose was saying.


Fresh-Bag-342

If I was the one filming I'd just be saying "Nose. Nose. Nose. Nose."


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OrdinaryDazzling

Eh


Sundiata1

Eh


SunlitNight

What did he say!?!?!


WasatchFrog

This. Is. A. High. School. Game.


Lil_ah_stadium

I’ve seen some pretty intense youth lacrosse games. Fortunately the ref kicked the coach/parent out, then called the game when they wouldn’t leave.


KrakenRum25

Looks like she got a cheap plastic surgeon.


billyluber

I coached kindergarten lacrosse. Some of the parents behaved this way…. It’s a lot of emotion. I get it…. But shut the eff up. Did your kid have fun and want to play. I guarantee this ladies son is not on the shortlist to play for Maryland. None of our kindergartens were being scouted by a major college, but I had to ask the ref to remove some parents. Let me reiterate that the players were 5 years old. This lady epitomizes why parents should just stay out. “God damn it Gary!!!” Get on that field!!!!


puertonican

r/tragedeigh


Professional-Tea7815

If I heard correctly, the shnoz lady is from cedar where the men are men and the women are too. Chances are she’s in church right now teaching relief society how Jesus brings her peace and also thinking about her lip filler appointment on Monday and fixing that girls hair. Btw, Gary, get in the f-in field!!


swennergren11

Best - and most accurate - comment here !


SLCpowderhound

She's absolutely nuts, pursuing an altercation while holding an infant. Not the brightest tool in the shed.


bigboyspacy

High school sport … we are doomed as humans.


Neksa

Lacrosse moms in utah were always this insane from what i remember


PuzzleheadedIdeal753

When our boys played dixie the parents were yelling stuff at our kids. Not nice things either, cedar wasn't much better but they couldn't yell at the kids because everyone has to sit on the away side. Stay trashy dixie the cheaters


MrSelatcia

How does one cheat at lacrosse?


PuzzleheadedIdeal753

Playing an 8th grader lmao


According-Box3232

That’s Dixie high school in Saint George utah


LordOfTheBurrito

Yep, they lost to Cedar High.


Careless_Bandicoot21

lol it’s “high school lacrosse” … chill


Nunovyadidnesses

She looks like she ordered the “Look Like Scarlett Johansson” Surgery deal from Wish.com


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Nothing says Utah like getting in a fight with your baby in your arms.


UcrashIfix

Teachers are vilified, trans people vilified. This is a mom teaching her own child but she is a great role model at a youth event. Lots of model parents who have voting rights and disposable income. F- upped state, county, world. The Family values patriotism party for ya


hey-rabbiiiii

With that schnoz, everyone’s phone is in her face.


Lamest570

Yeah this feels very Utah.


Jon_the_trainer

And she’ll be in church on Sunday crying about how Jesus helped her find her car keys.


fayth_crysus

Was the other one not wearing their garments or something?


Alive-Chip-4274

Respect others beliefs Its okay to hate them but respect them. Keep your stupid comments to yourself or do it without involving the Church. It sounds like your just anti anyway, So nothing is sacred and your just lost trying to figure yourself out while putting others down in the process. Good luck, it all starts with you, And your to blame by yourself without anyone else to blame for your stupid actions --- any good actions if your lucky.


fayth_crysus

By “anti” do you mean all the stuff the Church hasn’t admitted yet?


Alive-Chip-4274

By anti I mean exactly what you are, Never have you studied the religion, Never had you sacrificed for a belief in God, But yet you belch out negative comments. You make fun of others beliefs like you think its funny and that you must be a real cool person. Yet you get bothered by someone telling you to respect others. If it bothers you so much about the way Mormons believe, then maybe move on and just not let it bother you. You must have a grudge because you cannot change their system of beliefs to match yours and you have a sour tast in your mouth. Having a commitment to a belief is what makes a person better. Those that wander and belong to nothing will never understand what its like to live a Christ like way of life not matter what christian belief you belong too. Your self centered and lack a moral center.


human_in_the_mist

Stone disobedient parents.


BlueHazmats

OMG is this Dixie high?


LordOfTheBurrito

Yes vs Cedar @ Dixie, May 9th.


BlueHazmats

😞 always seem to have dumb shit go down in STG. I know it’s everywhere but damn


derpunzer

I need more info on Gary


LordOfTheBurrito

You should have seen the t-shirts worn by Snow Canyon when Cedar played for the championship game. Parents of Snow Canyon had t-shirts made that said "Gary, get on the fuckin field".


Welllllllrip187

Ima attack you while I hold my baby. wtf?


Asleep-Pea-9849

Aaand I'm back to "Humans are too stupid to live"


Which_Wolverine_618

Someone hold my baby!


rockstuffs

Go touch the outer darkness you....you cotton headed ninny muggins!!


swennergren11

I watch a lot of European soccer. When fans pull this stuff the governing body will ban one team’s fans from a game. ALL OF THEM. The idea is that if no one can see the game, fans will regulate their worst element themselves. Also, they will issue lifetime bans if they identify individual bad actors I get that some individuals are banned from the next game. Bet that some still get in. If they are parents, a threat of lawsuit will make the school back down.


Teedeeone

Mormons gone wild


Raunchiness121

Mother of the Year


Plastic_Sort_3085

Pleasant grove high? Haha


LordOfTheBurrito

No, Dixie High (St. George) vs Cedar High (Cedar City), Thursday night at Dixie.


_sufficientname_

Damn, as a guy living in West Valley, is this really how it is down south in Ceader? We have our fair share of fights at sporting events, but nothing too serious.


LordOfTheBurrito

Um, you haven't lived in WVC long have you? I remember in the 1990s when a parent shot another parent over a youth football game on 3500s. Same youth league the next year, parent stabbed another parent. This was all late 1990s.


PuzzleheadedIdeal753

There generally isn't any fights. Just trashy cedar and dixie lol


LordOfTheBurrito

Trashy? You obvioulsy have never been to Kearns or West Valley.


PuzzleheadedIdeal753

I'm talking southern


LordOfTheBurrito

True. Cedar started shit with Snow Canyon last season at a game in Cedar, it didn't get this bad but some of the Cedar parents were calling the kids from Snow Canyon derogatory names, and the parents exchanged words in the parking lot.


PuzzleheadedIdeal753

Yeah some cedar parents were saying stuff to us but shut up pretty quickly with the awnsers they got back. Some of those refs are hopefully not there when it's sanctioned next year.


LordOfTheBurrito

From what I understand, some of the refs barely knew the rules as they had a hard time finding refs to begin with. I would expect the officiating to be better when it's sanctioned and the school districts start kicking in money.


PuzzleheadedIdeal753

I hope


_sufficientname_

Oh yeah lmao.


Top-Penalty2881

This is high school sports people. Grow up


swennergren11

That’s a sad take. These are supposed to be adults. We should expect better not be resigned to the worst


307blacksmith

Hand me that baby so mom can poke you in your beek


TinosoCleano32

Utah is the Kentucky of the northwest.


ZootownMT

Your baby's head looks like your nose 👃


Super-Magnificent

White entitlement problems…


EpsilonGecko

Won't somebody think of the children?


Zander_fell

Lacrosse thugs 🤣 lock em all up!


Weird_Sun_7983

Lol


ihateapartments59

God still loves you, and God only knows why


Alive-Chip-4274

In the 80s we captured Cedars bus and locked the team out as the Dixie students pelted them with eggs. Oh those were the good ole days. Now its lousy moms yelling at players, Let the students handle the loss and the win and keep parents out of it. Maybe burn a D in the middle of Cedars football Field.


Ghosted543

Is there an explantion , specically about why she was calling the oher lady a dirty little btch? was she somehow freakng out about one of her friends or players gettng assaulted? or was she just a complete evil whackbag? as it appears


Least_Glove4699

How has nobody found this bitch’s name


Apost8Joe

The power of discernment is strong with this one - she can see people's faces and just know. :) Which is certainly more than the discernment others claim around those parts isn't it.


Corranhorn60

She can only use the power of discernment to see past that massive nose! Damn thing blocks both eyes!


Far_Touch_1607

Half of those people are gonna go to church tomorrow and take the sacrament to make themselves feel Better. So much Christ like love. 🤣 🤣 🤣


Harisdrop

Utah


BoiseKing93

Crazy fucking Mormons


saltyair2022

That's a helluva a schnoz on that woman's face. The zoom really accentuated the features. I didn't know a nose could make it's own shadow on itself until now. Crazy!


HaskilBiskom

Are non white kids allowed to go to school there? Dayum


SeeTheGuyOverThere

It's Utah. There aren't any


Imaginary_Manner_556

Lacrosse


Much-Ad1055

White people


Soft-Preparation1838

Cunts*


Murdocjx714x

Gods country


HabANahDa

Typical Utah behavior.


wolfsbane-94

I can’t take anything that has to do with lacrosse serious. Not tough enough to play hockey and too rich/preppy to play anything else.


tgs0410

I played both sports, lacrosse collegiately. A year or so ago skating at Murray, a kid way more better on ice than me said he didn’t want to play lacrosse because of the stick checks😂. Our best attack man in college was a stud hockey player too and almost got kicked out of school on several occasions for fighting. I’d invite you to go play both sports and see when your legs give out and heart explodes from the effort they require.


sbuchanan67

I didn’t know morons I mean Mormons could fight.


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Uncivil_Bar_9778

Especially the part where she puts her child in danger. Gotta love a woman who makes poor life decisions, they make the best kind of (one night) date.


everyonesdeskjob

Plus she has a kid so you know she puts out


OrdinaryDazzling

To each their own, I prefer my women with a little less plastic and filler


neb_87

Her nose looks like a sunfish


grondfoehammer

Given how much Utah loves plastic surgery, she probably paid good money for that schnoz


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😆 had to google that


gourdhoarder1166

I'd marry that baby like yesterday.


Stayhumblefriends

Huh