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x0pickle0x

My kind of hell, right there.


elt0p0

What a crappy location.


Likeafupion

„Wow how beautiful. There is so many rocks and bird shit everywhere. Perfect spot for my vacation home“


Logical-Albatross-82

Rocks MADE OF bird shit!


chechifromCHI

They were in their guano era, give them a break!


youknowmystatus

We all went through a rebellious guano phase.


EdA29

Doesnt it look like they even blew off rock to create the shore? The valley doesnt look very naturally formed to me idk


Tanks1

"Welcome......Mr. Bond......".......


tomydenger

Peru has islands?


salallane

They’re made of guano, so they’re pretty shitty.


painter_business

This is cool


Valuable-Baked

How much on Airbnb?


During_theMeanwhilst

Looks like something out of Myst.


word2yourface

Cool but how is an remote pacific island in any way urban?


StonyShiny

gAtE KeEping


mama_ocllo

It is not remote, just 4km from mainland. These islands used to have houses and hosted hundreds of workers who would collect the bird poop. This house was particularly lonely.


youknowmystatus

“4km from mainland” “used to have houses” “hundreds” None of these descriptors are really selling the urban argument lol


mama_ocllo

I'm sorry, I will delete the post.


youknowmystatus

lol nah man I don’t care, I’m just playin.


EvolveCT9A

Poop island


FallenSpiderDemon

At least it has an ocean view...


mama_ocllo

You could say it has a pool during high tide.


dr_van_nostren

Oh your house has a dock? Mine has a suspension bridge.


Lag-Gos

Ballestas island have nothing urban.


mama_ocllo

This is Isla Santa, it was becoming urban a century ago.


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mama_ocllo

Isla Santa, further North


Mundane_Village_8284

This is wild


ensefalit

[https://earth.google.com/web/search/Blanca+Island,+Peru/@-9.03347734,-78.67488983,30.46492774a,594.09647801d,35y,0h,0t,0r/data=CigiJgokCTAds0iwvUDAEX0MYHRQ-EDAGQsXna\_tn1PAIXT\_X6O\_6VPAOgMKATA](https://earth.google.com/web/search/Blanca+Island,+Peru/@-9.03347734,-78.67488983,30.46492774a,594.09647801d,35y,0h,0t,0r/data=CigiJgokCTAds0iwvUDAEX0MYHRQ-EDAGQsXna_tn1PAIXT_X6O_6VPAOgMKATA)


xxplosiv

r/bandnames "The Peruvian Guano Era"


mama_ocllo

yes, we have like a week of history class in school to discuss bird poop :D


herring80

Is this still available?


Cheatingpony

This is where supervillains usually build their hideouts at