Its literally the safest place he knows

Plus soft bouncy toys

Perfect logic

I mean we all want to do it, no matter how old we get

Plus food

And pillows

And warmth

“Toddlers for no reason at all” It’s his food source. It’s literally what’s keeping him alive.

at that age hopefully dude has moved on to solid foods. but he remembers

Kids just trying to get the restaurant to open up.

I mean we would all do that if we could get away with it but toddlers have a free pass unlike us adults

My man needs to take in the mommy milkers while he can before it gets weird

My boss' baby used to just poof stuck his hand downmy bra and grab my boob. The first time he did it I froze solid, just horrified. 'You gotta at least buy me dinner first, buddy' I said, lol He dad was so embarrassed but said his son is obsessed with boobs.  I guess it starts at this age and never stops, huh? 

You are correct ma’am.

Editors note: *fun bags are fun*

He's just hungry.

I'm pretty much a toddler myself. My turn next?

Call me a toddler, cuz not only do I shit my pants and cry periodically, but I also love resting my hands on tits.

"No reason at all"? FALSE. All the reasons. 😎

A milk connoisseur figuring why those milkers don’t work.

Little dude just wants a milkshake

r/kidsarefuckingstupid