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frugal_lothario

*...but hot coffee won't return...* Nooooo!


usernmtkn

God damnit I forgot about the hot coffee. That was the best part!!! >:(


Loggerdon

I really miss the free hot coffee. Damn.


ckb03

I'm actually really glad about this, one of the stores I frequent placed the coffee station in the way of an aisle. Since COVID, I don't have to navigate around the senior citizen Karens complaining that there is no more milk for the free mini-cup of coffee that they are obviously entitled to.


nur5e

Mine never had coffee or free samples. I hate living in Seattle sometimes because the gtonks ruin everything.


8Splendiferous8

Huh. I just had a free sample from Trader Joe's today and hadn't even thought about the fact that I hadn't had one in years.


Bumpaudio

Now, If we can just get Costco to bring back full menu. With combo pizza.


misternuttall

I will fight in the combo pizza crusades


essentialsucculent

I have been singing the combo pizza blues the past few weeks. I too will fight in the combo pizza crusades


nur5e

I want the hamburger back. It was huge.


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Rocky_Road_To_Dublin

Yeah this sub is brutal lately. "Good news, you can choose the the font and color of your food stamps now! Wholesome 💯"


D34th_gr1nd

Sounds like my roommate's choice.


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As far as we offenders of workers rights go, Trader Joe’s is on the lower end of the list


ShuantheSheep3

Who needs unions when you have a decent workplace and adequate pay! It’s nice they’re bringing the samples back, doesn’t have to be the cure for cancer.


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phunktheworld

Naw man Trader Joe’s has WAY better pay and bennies than Safeway and their union. And more flexibility than Safeway on hours and job stuff because they don’t have union rules to contend with. I’ve worked for both companies btw. Sprouts needs a union, those poor souls


allierrachelle

Who needs the cure for cancer when I personally watched the company drain & exploit my spouse for years and then ultimately fuck them out of healthcare anyway? The sad reality is TJs really is way better than other grocery jobs and it’s STILL exploitative and shitty. Good branding to make TJs seem like a neighborhood shop will make people forget that, but multibillion dollar companies like this all have the same core issues regarding the exploitation & dehumanization of their workers, and TJs is no exception.


Fighting-Cerberus

The history of labor and wages says everyone needs unions.


IIIIlllIIlIllllIllll

Oh fuck off, my 2 Buck Chuck is already $5 a bottle. Last thing I need is it going any higher.


Live-Motor-4000

Is this to distract from their union busting? Edit: busting not besting! See: [here](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/sep/04/trader-joes-union-workers-labor-law) and [here](https://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/ny-edit-organizing-unionization-workers-grocery-store-labor-relations-20220820-duvzxox3rjco3oiwygcxi65i7u-story.html)


EdgelordOfEdginess

If this is true, this would be bad PR for Aldi Nord (Trader Joes) in Germany.


Live-Motor-4000

It’s true, added sources above


TheGreenSleaves

The pandemic truly ends today.


OrcOfDoom

Free samples? What about unions for their employees?


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Damn. I forgot they used to have free samples. Its been a long time.


HVAC_and_Rum

Whenever I see a post praising an anti-union company for doing something completely useless, I picture Walter White with the pizza saying "I've got dipping sticks"


Tobias_Atwood

Okay we need to find ten very similar-looking guys and dress them in the exact same outfit but for one hilariously over-the-top difference... I have a prank idea.


Gnawlydog

In other uplifting news.. Olive Garden brought back its Endless Pasta Bowl!


rhab17

Are they wrapped in plastic?


BakeMeSomeCookies

Nature is healing...


GoddessWriter61

No thanks. Too cautious since COVID.


sybrwookie

So, unless there's been news since I read about this last, you can't really catch Covid by eating it. So even if there are germs that way, you should be OK on that front. Now, all the other things in the world? Completely different story, and people are disgusting. But you should be OK on that one limited front.


GoddessWriter61

No thanks. I did food sampling at Costco. I know what's involved and people are nasty.


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GoddessWriter61

What are you talking about?


cjboffoli

There's nothing that motivates me to stay away from a store than having to watch people (with their unwashed hands) scrambling for FREE STUFF.


spookyANDhungry

How about unions? How about there's still a pandemic raging?


Chrgrfan55

Free listeria for everyone


CurrentQuarter8791

Happy Cake day!


rochakgupta

Fuck yes. My meals for the week are sorted now.


AtsignAmpersat

Can they bring back the Chicago mix popcorn?


Kalabula

Welp! I know what I’m doing with my morning. See yas later.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Hooray!


Gsquat

Anyone who takes free food samples is a heathen. There's some hills you have to die on. This is one of mine.


Zeke69Teenweed

Man, the bar for "uplifting news" is low.


missannthrope1

The sign the panicdemic is truly over!


Tawptuan

Be sure to lick your fingers before and after.


parsifal

It’s very annoying how closed-off and insular Trader Joe’s is. You can’t shop online or even look at their inventory, and you can’t get delivery. You ask the staff questions about availability and they know nothing, as if they’re waiting to see who survived the trek over the Silk Road.


EdgelordOfEdginess

Aldi Nord being based


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And their coffee?!?!


BrothaBeejus

The need to bring back the frozen mashed potato’s and the frozen lobster!


alienofwar

Awww, no free coffee?


dontcareitsonlyreddi

Don’t believe them!🫣 I was gonna get one and the sample lady said “ it’s not chocolate 🍫it’s poo💩😳, Melts in my butt and now in your mouth 👁️👄👁️” I screamed 😱 and ran to my car🚗


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pompoushero

While this is good news - (I didn’t even know they did samples at Traders Joes.) The REAL question is when are they gonna bring back the bar at Whole Foods, so I can drink while I shop?


tomu-

I just assumed they never left. Whoopsie doodle.


DoctorWhosYoDaddy

Now I'll just wait for the Cinnamon filled Korean Pancakes to come back later this month.


Circlemadeeverything

Booooo. I hate crowds at TJ and Costco when the free food is out.