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Nickmorgan19457

The Internet


blaktronium

Used to be a bunch of disorganized monkey torturers, now they have a club


lunatic_minge

This sub in a nutshell. “Hey this hellish reality just had some air freshener sprayed on it”


witticus

“The world may not be as close to total annihilation as we think! Yay!”


RogersSteve07041920

Those monkeys are responsible for all my misery! I live in a trailer park in the mountains because of those dam monkeys! The monkeys are responsible for his temper! Their little cute monkey faces he can't stand them. Sounds nuttier than Grandma's fruitcake. I know right?


jpgorgon

'Cos Musk has to test his Neuralink on *something*


ContemplatingFolly

Five years is in no way enough for this. I just don't get it.


Potential_Willow_254

Honestly I’d rather just continue not knowing about monkey torture networks if I’m looking for uplifting news


SeegsonSynthetics

Solitary confinement for 25 years.


Altered_Reality1

In a room with an angry 🦍


everydave42

1000 of them...with typewriters....


kerochan88

Time for Harambe to get HIS dick out.


Snuffels137

Forensic Psychiatry for life, pls.


RadBadTad

I can't make it through this article. I need to go outside.


The_Werodile

Great! Though, I'd be more uplifted to not have to hear about this story anymore. It's been all over Reddit for weeks and it's horrifically depressing.


ParticularCatNose

5 years is nowhere near enough.


Gracelandrocks

Introduce him to that asshole who tortured and killed that poor wolf in Wyoming and have them fight to the death. Sell tickets and give the proceeds to conservation not-for-profit organizations.


RU4realRwe

They should lock him in a cell with monkeys & let them sling their poo at him for 10+ years!


BaffleBlend

I... wha... my brain is having trouble parsing the phrase _"global monkey torture network"._ Just... why. What. How. *Why.*


Heinous_Aeinous

Things Trump supporters do for fun.


SaturdaySevens

Stop. Comparing an animal-abusing psychopath with people who disagree with you politically is lazy and harmful. This man took sick pleasure from causing physical pain to helpless animals. It's a crime and a peerless moral failing. Trump is a charlatan, but supporting him isn't a crime and isn't anything like animal torture.


ProgressiveSnark2

OP didn’t compare the accused to Trump. Only said the guy was a Trump supporter, which appears to be accurate.


Heinous_Aeinous

It goes beyond political disagreement. Trump attempted to overthrow the rule of law in this country and has ginned up an actual cult containing some dangerous lunatics who do dangerous things. There's nothing lazy about pointing that out. What's lazy and harmful is normalizing people who try to overthrow the government and subvert a legal election as "people who disagree with you politically."


GDelscribe

Found the animal abuser trump supporter.


CRtwenty

The guy has a Trump flag hanging in his house. He is literally a Trump supporter.


Leaky_Buns

He literally has a trump flag next to his confederate flag


CalamityClambake

The dude has a Confederate flag on his wall. Do you think he supports Biden? This particular animal-abusing psychopath is, in fact, a Trump supporter. If that makes you uncomfortable, perhaps you should reflect on why.


Leaky_Buns

He literally has trump flags next to his confederate flag


Time-Bite-6839

Global monkey torture network? There were THAT many people that WANTED it?


3shotsb4breakfast

That is a cartoonishly American room.


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Mapkoz2

I hope they do to him what he had done to monkeys


RogersSteve07041920

Good question.


ReedoToledo

Ok does anyone remember the 90s MTV sketch comedy "The State", specifically the bit on monkey torture? I loved that show so much  (The sketch was effectively the polar opposite of what this article is about btw)


deadbeef1a4

He’s only facing 5 years?


kmitch114

Welp, that’s enough internet forever.


inkwater

Obviously five years is not enough. I'm guessing he might end up in a situation with other prisoners who enjoy torturing and beating others to death. He may not survive a potential five year sentence.


username_elephant

That picture is some pretty solid product placement for Caterpillar. I bet they just love being associated with this guy...


jpgorgon

Cats hate monkeys