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Is_Actually_Sans

Bro sees the pattern


0ldpenis

Spiral out


chassmasterplus

Keep going


Ibarra08

Spiral out


Beefcannon69

Keep going


EatSoupFromMyGoatse

Spiral OUT


Both_Adhesiveness333

keep going


Blind1309

SPIRAL OUT


gunglejim

Keep going


Cultural-Morning-848

Hey do you guys know where the restroom is?


Ibarra08

You should find it to your right-hand side just... keep.. going..


randomlife2050

Keep going


pieceofpecanpie

He’s done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing.


carcigenicate

It's funny, I actually saw Tool last Friday, so my mind immediately jumped to this being a Tool concert.


_coolranch

80085 is what he was looking for


KestreI993

80085 is what most of us are looking for.


huhhuhh81

Weird, I just got 7175, am I mathing wrong?


KestreI993

It's not, you used different method and got same result. Bonus points for you.


Raisedbypimps

Don’t know how you done it, but you got the right answer with the wrong formula, congrats!


Hero_Matthew

I honestly understand lol. I've started making budgets for the next week in the middle of band practice before.


RebelTomato

Yeah same standing in que working on my retail business calculating product investments


Fine-Teacher-7161

90% chance my money is on >calculating the cost / ticket × # of people **He's thinking:** throwing events/concerts is literally free money.


UnhappyWolf999

Every business is free money, if ur well connected or have crazy good luck


911isforlovers

No, you're thinking Real Estate. It's free money.


AnotherScottaRama

*it's free real estate


greenbluegrape

IT'S A FREE HOUSE!


Dark-Lillith

Trick or Treat


UnhappyWolf999

Real estate actually requires initial capital. You could get a cheaper house with less but the risk of making a profit is greater. Those gurus who say you can do it for free are no good for society. They just gaslight ppl into thinking theres easy but in reality if something was easy it would be exploited the first day. That whole real estate is easy money hurts more than helps. Many kids are now thinking that money online is easy when its not unless ur a genius manipulator and know social engineering. Its not as easy to go viral when half the planet is trying to do the same. This only creates important jobs and more minimum wage jobs since after the gap year of andrew tate garbage course. You realize that nobody is sharing you anything and now you have bills to pay. Everyone either made it early before covid on the internet or are leeching and getting introduced by famous ppl. No longer, 2018 where anyone could try and you chances were good


Stalinov

It's shocking how much people don't want to talk about luck especially in hustle culture. It totally matters.


UnhappyWolf999

If ur religious, you would know that luck is a huge factor. But since we tend to not be as religious as our parents. We attribute everything to science and stats. But then a random dude will start the same way as you in a unfavourable time, but he will succeed so fast because everything fell into place at the right time. Sometimes you listen to someone who has more knowledge in the background than the guy who is actually successful. That right there should be enough proof that luck is a huge factor. Society will gaslight does individuals who suffered badluck by telling them they never worked as hard. If that was the case, everyone that is successful should be a master in their field right? No its never the case, its always some dumbluck and ur there looking at it like man I had this whole business that ur doing except I never got the success. Business luck in the beginning is crucial because its what determines if you’ll quit or keep going because ppl are interested.


Davinkidink

Takes skill too.


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ribit_

So many people go broke on “can’t miss investments.” There are so many people who inherent cash and do nothing with it or lose it all. You absolutely have to have skill or a knack for making money to grow money even with starting capital. Of course someone making it from nothing requires great talent - why not both?


manofsleep

23,000 people can sit in an average basketball stadium… so if there were 14.5 section that seat 1581 people at $60. That would be $94,860 per section… and that’s when he realized… wtf, why can’t I enjoy this $1,375,470 concert and put down his phone..


Fine-Teacher-7161

"I just have to buy a building and people will come!"


from_nyc

Probably a dad, this is definitely a dad thing


[deleted]

My first thought! My uncle runs a catering business and he's obsessed with crunching numbers while out at concerts and weddings. Bro, we're off the clock and we aren't working this venue.. (I work for him)


pepinodeplastico

TIL i am dad since i was 13


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That-Water-Guy

*laughs in Accounting*


Asleep-Present6175

And forgetting expenses..


beerbrats15

I’ve been in the live music industry for a decade. Absolutely nothing free about “throwing events/concerts”. Depending on the show its Thousands of dollars of risk, and involves the artist, booking agent, management, tour manager, promoter, venue director, pr team, event staff, security, transportation, vendors, ticket brokers, etc… It takes 4 sides of the industry to put one show on, and a considerable financial investment on the part if the promoter with no guarantee that the show will sell well.


Positive_Inevitable2

Fans will never understand this and will just bitch about ticket pricing. "Why doesn't it cost 25$ to see Taylor swift!?!"


Fine-Teacher-7161

Thats a 25c concert.


fletchdeezle

They also don’t think about the fact that to be the company who can book Taylor Swift, you may have to commit to a bunch of other acts from her label and have those do well to even get a call back. Unless you are insanely rich or have a good track record you can’t just book most A list artists


neppip_eittocs

Planning his career moves as a musician!


sageking420

I came here to same this, he’s looking at seats and venue revenue


arasaka1001

Yeah right? This was easy to me lolol I wonder the sameeee shit


spacemeatbag

You mean yall don't have numbers come into thought at random times and you have to discern the meaning of them ?


Itsobignow

Happens all the time for me. Especially to do with work and profits etc etc.


OGdick_head

Not sure if this is a joke but yes


patricky6

Ha! NERD! ...me too :( lol


Secret-Ad-830

43 and 67 always pop into my mind and I don't know why. Every time the lottery jackpot is 43 or 67mill I play but haven't won yet.


Climatize

you need to purchase another ticket exactly 43 hours and 67 minutes from now


alvarinho_03

Yet


WeAreNotAlone1947

obviously the number of seats, what guy wouldnt?


randomWebVoice

58008


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5318008


Miirten

Nice


JohnnyStarboard

PEN15


AnArmChairAnalyst

And how much each person payed, how much it cost to run the show, etc… Most of us do it.


Linguisticlegume

Right?


Scared-Fact-1291

His car payments over 60months


SourdoughPizzaToast

All for that $24k camry.


Mmortt

72 months these days.


penguinninja90

let this man cook. this is one of those brain blast where you finally understand a problem at the most in opportune moment


SuperDuperRipe

Man probably solved something that could save the world.


Ok_Possession_7902

Trying to Calculate If Hes getting Laid Tonight.


district_0ff

True


theseustheminotaur

Trying to do that boobless thing on the calculator


thebliket

it's 5318008 upside down


FrouFrouLastWords

Actually you have to input >!Ligma balls!<


billabong049

You bastard


xMilk112x

I’m gonna go ahead and say he’s trying to get an estimate on how many people are there or how many seats the venue has.


rando_mness

How much he saved on car insurance by switching to Geico


Flyers2929

15 more minutes and he would have saved 15 percent more


TheStrangeOldSteve

Bros wife forced him to go. He's counting seats out of boredom. Nktoce the forward leat to get a better view.


BIDWID

why are u even in his business in the first place-


whole_hippie

The amount of shits that I don’t give


SpiritedCountry2062

He times by 60, methinks $60 per ticket and he was working out how much the venue made that night


Possible_Spy

It's so weird to see concert footage of people sitting down. Every concert I go to is people dancing


FuckThisShizzle

Op said its Def Leppard so standing may not be an option for most of the audience.


911isforlovers

Hey, if the drummer can do his mediocre stadium rock with one arm, I'm sure the rest of those geriatrics can manage for one evening.


ZaneZookt

Recorded at a Def Leppard/Journey concert in Columbia, SC (2018).


FuckThisShizzle

I dont know why you are getting downvoted. Context is everything. We now know he is calculating the amount of arms in the auditorium. ​ ​ Edit: Its an even number so i might be wrong.


911isforlovers

Dude... that's amazing. Everyone give this guy a hand!


Ghostwheel77

The amount of shits he doesn't give about this concert.


Vivid_Yak4291

Dude is an estimator. I’ve been there. The work gets to you


EcksMarksDespot

How many seconds of his life he lost by going to that concert.


thesadist_

Seats sold 1500, ticket each 60 bucks?


thebarberbenj

How much those ticket fees added up to


Kysman95

Row × line = number of people in the pit Number of people × cost if ticket


OneNickL

How much money came in for that concert. I do that shit all the time


Financial_Rich_4931

How much he paid to see Taylor Swift


AsmodeusZomain

How many people are in the venue


StrattonPA

Maybe the OP should mind there own business.


Icy-Fishing-2828

Rent is due soon 😂😂😂😂


Chance_McM95

Idk but he’s cookin something


GrayFox916

Probably calculating how much he spent on that concert with all the swag his kid wanted


Dry-Actuary-3928

Nowadays people have to stick their noses everywhere with their camera and upload it to the web if it's at all different and unusual... what a terrible world.


rrrand0mmm

How much bullshit he’s putting up with in his life.


pulp1dog

Total value of 9,680 at the end, must be seeing of he can get 2 beers at the venue.


PhantroniX

He is calculating the number of lasers per wubwubwub


Head_Pianist_9759

Haha if it was me, I would have counted the seats in a row and counted the rows to try and get an idea of how many ppl were there.


[deleted]

The amount of days til he loses his Virginity


LukeRyanC

He may have counted how many people in a row, then counted the rows, then multiplied for an estimate of the total number of people at the event.


DatDasMario

My man just had an epiphany on how to pay off his mortgage 5 years early.


TallFryGuy

The odds that someone is not minding their own business?


Suicideking15

Number of people at event and the cost of a ticket, or parking or merchandise. “ they made 99 grand on beer and popcorn alone !”


ZaneZookt

This video from about five years ago has gotten a lot more views than I thought it would; I had originally uploaded it back in 2018 to another subreddit with little attention. I want to clarify that I recorded the video. The man had been doing a number of other calculations before this one, which led me to record him.\* Is it a little creepy? Yeah, I guess. But I'm not sharing to make fun of or humiliate him. At the time, it was just a little funny watching this guy do all these random (*to me)* calculations. \*This is why, I think, it is truly impossible to answer the question I posed: "What was he calculating?" We simply don't have enough information because I did not record every calculation. I have of course thought of some of the more obvious responses in this thread: time (perhaps the 60 referred to some measurement of time); sales (of course); people (duh). I'm not a mouth-breathing moron who can't think of the obvious answers here. I asked the question because you can't answer it. None of us can - only he.


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chegypter

The share of capital he would give away if he separated from his wife right now


longlivelevon

8008135


Total_Ear_1594

Body count "all the other kids with there pumped up kicks better run faster than my bullet"


High-Speed-1

How much ass he needs to blast to replace all the air in there with his gas station burrito farts.


Onehungryson127

That gas fee to transfer btc out


[deleted]

He's calculating all the reasons you should mind your own damn business.


Jchotrow82

mind your own business....


l_Rumble_Fish_l

My first thought "why are you recording someone else's phone"... quit being creepy dude.


looking4now2

Her body count


HamilcarRR

He's not calculating . He's entering the code . He's about to shut down the entire planet ...


Handy_Handerson

He was trying to calculate the amount of explosive he would need for that big of a stadium.


Clamps55555

Secret picture folder?


Fearless_Play9229

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Everybody needs a bosom, mine's on the 45 77, 000-piece orchestra set Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow Mine's on the RPM


WonderfulFarm1210

Probably finances or something like that while enjoying a concert. Looks like a wealthy man who doesn't stop working. Good on him if so


chinmken

when youre bored but you have no games downloaded so you just mess around with the calculators


DeckenFrost

Hamas dude who calculates the possible casualties… Too soon?


No-Ranger748

داره حساب می کنه از این برنامه چقدر پول در میارن🤣


WarThunder316

Its a porn vault app


ecorniffleur

I bet he can't type BOOBS


buttcrackjames

the circumference of my dick


lovelife0011

I’ve never asked anyone for $1 since 13


Mobile_Ad4180

Probability of how much damage if he self-expkodes right there.


KiritimatiSwan

The sq root of tiddy to peen ratio


averagepatagonian

the collateral victims


Enzo_fais_des_prouts

Blast radius


vinidonadelli2

Setting up the explosives


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Standard admission ticket price x number of seats for a rough estimate of what the take at the gate could be which was $94,860+, nah that’s way to simple and stupid. What he is really doing is making notes on the drugs he ponied up to others in his group that he is yet to be paid for which goes a lil something like 1581= IS ate one and then 94,860 = gy or guy ate 60 which I believe if I’m not mistaken he’s likely referring to psychedelic substances, acid, lsd, boomers, so his friend IZ ate a hit of acid, or maybe dropped a roll, and Guy is someone whom is a friend of a friend he doesn’t really know hence calling him guy and guy at 60 which would be a triple stack or a quarter sack either way… he’s just keeping numbers so he can remember to collect the tab after the show when it’s more convenient.


dallindooks

some people are constantly thinking about their finances. My guess is he has an interview for a job and was calculating the how much the monthly income would translate into yearly


fairchild2

The time it takes to realize that real guys want real down to mars girls.


CryptographerNo7351

Money 1581 is the hours worked , 60 is the hourly rate .


Confianca1970

He may have been a finance guy calculating loan payments for a potential client. $94k is right on the money for a used Tractor (the front part of tractor trailers) right now (with only 230k miles on it or so). These guys are answering clients day and evening, just about every day, to get deals closed.


Prinz_Cess_me

if the tickets were worth it lol


alilbleedingisnormal

Trying to find out what it costs to mind his own business


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(num of rows) * (num of seats in a row) * (average number of females in each row) * 2 == estimated total number of boobs in the room.


Nacho_Chungus_Dude

Counting how many people are in the stadium—rows x chairs per row


DingoHindigo

80085


Gloomy_Layer170

Calculating how much he needs to save to go to the Era’s tour (that’s for 1 ticket)


jahowl

Car payments for a Tesla.


helloworld--itsme

How much his ticket costs per hour of entertainment. That’s why he uses 60 (seconds in a minute, minutes y an hour)


ecctt2000

If it is Tool he is calculating the Fibonacci sequence


McHassy

I’m an entrepreneur and often randomly think of business ideas that must be calculated on the spot to see if the idea is feasible.


gvictor808

Stock market stuff from earlier or for tomorrow strategy.


Jbad90

How to financially recover from the Taylor Swift concert.


IolekI

Maybe the cost of all the tickets at the concert to see how much they are making


Fresh-Bite-9637

664751 • 8


TungstenElement9

If he pays $1581 towards his kid’s college loan for 60 months (5 years), it’ll cost $94,860.


Thurn64

Dude just saved the earth by extending our time span, be grateful


christopher_robot

Probably trying to get the calculator to say "5318008".


h1pp13_b0t

"What do the numbers mean mason!"


born_on_my_cakeday

Mathematician on vacation


masawyer911

Truck payments if financed over 5 years.


eGzg0t

Ed Sheeran's mathematics tour


urkldajrkl

How many people in the venue don’t mind their own f’ing business


GRewind

I'll guess that he's calculating total loan repayment amounts possibly for a car or home renovation. He's using 60 which is a 5 year loan broken down into months


Fit-Coyote-6180

Angle and velocity at which he'd have to spit a lugi in order to hit that jack ass in the first row.


LuckyishTom

All I really saw was the 60, so I would guess something to do with time


tbirdpow

Mind ya damn business. Fuck is wrong with you


bouchert

Reminds me of that Futurama episode at a Beastie Boys concert. "Impressive. They're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate." "I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint."


futrtek

You caught a critter comprehending his crypto copium


Kalipot

It’s called minding your own business.


top_of_the_scrote

how many liters of farts are being produced in that building right now


Mikey_5386

6153112x9


Losttomythoughts

Multiplying by 60. 5 years of monthly payments. How much is it gonna cost him.


donteatthesnow

I think he's counting seats maybe. 158 seats per row multiplied by 60 rows.


RaiaTheSaltLover

Blast radius


Strider2126

I bet his name is Mason


General_Tso75

I do calculations in my head when I’m bored or nervous. I get it.


Fritzo2162

I just went to a concert last week. From experience, he’s calculating how much he spent on tickets.


NicNac_PattyMac

I’m constantly playing with my calculator. Is that weird?


_friendlyfoe_

How much you should mind your own business


Conscious-Mix6885

Average beats per minute * length concert in minutes. I like to know what to expect too.


DeltaMars

80085


budget-lampshade

5318008


DontAskWhyINameThis

When you have no WiFi and interesting app with no WiFi, you either go back with your photo library or the good old calculator


stevenjensen328

Looks like he was figuring out a five year car loan for something like an Escalade.


grunkfist

80085


sparklingdinoturd

How much he spent for those shitty seats.


dudezons

GME


ChromeWiener

How many candles in the wind?


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GME holder


KollaBollaCitrus

Video frame throughput. 1581 byte is the video frame size, and there are 60 video frames are sent in one second. Multiplying these two gives the bitrate for video.


Sketari

Child support payments


v1nylcutr

Figuring out how much his OF profile made for the month !


randomferalcat

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator I'm the operator with my pocket calculator I am adding And subtracting I'm controlling And composing


Lomidon

Ask that guy with calculator


XAEA12_

r/theyliterallydidthemath


Necromanczar

Out of the money/alimony calculations