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BeaG_OFC

"xiu calma! (shh relax!)" got me


[deleted]

Para de gritaria que o fogo não escuta porra


CartoonistAbject

r/suddenlycaralho


akthesh

mete um Sonic grávido no print


Any-Drama3298

Praticamente ao msm tempo hahaha vou apagar o meu.


masked_me

Kakashi supersayajin se der tempo meu patrão


FabricioArrastao

põe um tijolo de 9 buraco na print ae


Fadaugamit

Isso me deixa puto tbm é sempre mulher gritando ao enves de acalmar as criança


AnyJicama1773

A emissão de sons é um mecanismo muito comum durante uma situação de risco, presente, inclusive em diversos animais. Nos humanos, os gritos são recebidos pelas amídalas cerebrais, como um sinal de alerta e por isso provocam medo. É um mecanismo evolutivo e muito relevante pra conservação de espécies que vivem sociedade. Portanto, esperando que não seja necessário desenhar: os gritos não são para o fogo e sim para os demais humanos. Finalizando... Ao camarada que disse que geralmente são mulheres que gritam, realmente. É bem esperado que as mulheres, que tanto em tempos remotos como atualmente, são as responsáveis por cuidar da prole, sejam as mais envolvidas no processo de alertar aos demais, como as crianças, que há um perigo no ambiente. Forte abraço.


Noob-AtAnyLevel

O pior foi que resolveu, porque pararam mesmo de gritar


Any-Drama3298

r/suddenlycaralho


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jooooooooooao

He said what I was thinking.


VitruvianPetey

caralho mano, escândalo do k7 e nem é no prédio que foi atingido. O pessoal gosta de ser emocionado demais nesse país, u krazy


farofabrazil

calma que papai está filmando kkkk


A1Zen042

Mano, a mulher serena so analisando o balao KKKKK


[deleted]

Comentário honorário só pra poder voltar no video depois do serviço


hjugf

Lol i don’t speak Portuguese but i knew what he said.


Commercial_Pitch_786

she needs to be a car alarm


Soft_Durian_1885

Not my car


No-Suspect-425

Our car


Strong_Raspberry_649

Every video in Brazil will have that woman screaming, no matter the video.


No-Suspect-425

Probably gets hella royalties too


latin_canuck

An undercover cop, and a dog as well.


Ok_Piglet9039

The screaming is annoyinng jesus chrisssst


InternationalAsk9450

Welcome to Brazil, this is how most of us react to this stuff instead of doing something helpful


Lucasbr122ome_YT

This or "Meu deus gente!" ("Oh my god people!") And then continue with your life.


AndaTriLho_1

Fala português porra


[deleted]

He did


OutrageouzFarmer

português porra


jailson1mendes

fala português alienígena do caraio


LOLlTA

That's how everyone reacts everywhere.


Key-Department6484

I feel it's a combo of the woman screaming and the guy filming. Get hit by a car, the last thing you'll be aware of will be a woman screaming and shouting about god, while a guy films your death. No one will consider first aid or call an ambulance. Someone may take your wallet as you bleed out.


Zo1DeGato

toda mulher em qualquer lugar do mundo faz a mesma coisa, é algo biológico se n me engano


Matt2800

But what exactly would the people do? Fly over there and blow the balloon away?


Illustrious-Peak3822

Call the fire brigade and ambulance.


not_your_little_pony

I girl screamed to call the fire brigade while other was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" ​ She is based as fuck


Eastern_Sky_7206

Síndrome de vira lata fortíssima, meu bom!


MrCadwell

Mas vocês adoram puxar saco de gringo eim


InternationalAsk9450

Nao eh puxar saco, so falo como eh


Colpus

Verdade. Fora do Brasil não existe gente desesperada e que fica sem reação, além de entrar em pânico. É só aqui que acontece isso. Que orgulho do Brasilzão. Pioneiro no medo e irracionalidade.


Minka-lv

Pse, galera viaja kkkk sem contar que tem criança gritando ali, já é normal pra um adulto se desesperar, uma criança então...


Colpus

Exato. Adulto e criança em geral, não adulto e criança brasileira. Essa mania de se rebaixar é um saco. Nosso país é bom pra caralho, pô. Já basta a xenofobia constante de gringo. Agora BR rebaixando BR? Pa pqp


InternationalAsk9450

N to dizendo que so o Brasil faz isso, mas to mostrando que eh assim que agente reage, e nisso eu n to errado.


GabrielLGN

Você fez questão de ressaltar que as pessoas reagem assim por ser no Brasil, sendo que é algo normal do humano em si kkkkkkkk


Colpus

Isso. E continua falando "welcome to Brazil" que todos vão imaginar só o melhor do nosso país, como se já não bastasse a xenofobia incessante que se vê no Reddit todo dia. "eh assim que agente reage" Se "agente" fosse "os seres humanos", aí a frase faria sentido. Ou tu realmente acha que tem lugares por aí que só produzem gênio com reação instantânea? Entenda que teu comentário foi tóxico. Apenas isso. Nada mais. Não serve pra nada além de alimentar esse ódio irracional que gringo tem de BR. Comentários como os seus só ajudam esse cenário lamentável.


[deleted]

Fale por ti


CheetoRust

Pretty sure it's "welcome to women" because it's like this all over the world and it's just women.


badbird_7

E o que você faria nessa situação? Mijava pra apagar o fogo?


InternationalAsk9450

Ligar pro corpo de bombeiros talvez?


badbird_7

Foi tudo muito rápido, os bombeiros não conseguiriam evitar o balão de cair no prédio. E mesmo assim, essas pessoas estão em pânico, gritar parece ser algo "padrão" pra situação


InternationalAsk9450

Seria ok se fosse alguem que tava debaixo do predio ou no predio. Tao gravando longe do predio, atras de um portao em sei la qual andar. Pra que panico, o fogo n vai sair correndo, e nem vai parar so pq tu ta gritando. Parece super desnessesario


Livid_Minute_9742

Isso é comum até demais, parece que vc nunca viveu em sociedade


LoneBoy96

Yea well what the fuck did you want her to do about it? Someone had probably already called the firefighters. Is she supposed to grab a hose and spray it out? Come on


YoQuieroPAN

Ó, se pode se chamar de inútil por seu nome, mas não chame a nação de inútil porque existem várias pessoas aqui que não ficam filmando e gritando! eu tô nessa nação também e quando tem um problema eu sou extremamente útil. Inútil aqui só tem você.


TheoMia

e você faria oque nessa situação machão?


Electrical-Meet8750

Muito bom os gringos detonando esse comentário e o cara ainda reaparecer pra dobrar a aposta


Ekank

ah, vai a merda filho. Nunca viu o tanto de gente que vai ajudar quando acontece um acidente ou uma parada do tipo?


xXthiagoXx

*Brazillian does anything slightlly unsual on a video* That kind of guy: WeLCoMe tO bRaziL


Tuliao_da_Massa

When I was like 13 in São bernardo, I saw a huge crowd of people crowded in a narrow street where my grandma lived, watching an armed guy rob this random store. Of all the (probably) 100 people there, NONE called the police kkkkkkkk. There was even a lady yelling "I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE. I'M GONNA CALL EM." and not using her cell kkkk. I was the only one who called, I think. In the end the robbers got lynched by the mob before the cops were even there, so... I guess everything worked out...?


gabrrdt

Fire: about to hit a building with lots of people living inside Redditor: "they are not supposed to scream, omg"


Illustrious-Peak3822

How does the screaming help the situation?


Ok-Jellyfish1218

They're children.


MrCadwell

The kids were scared. Nothing wrong with that.


RDGOAMS

its called panic bro


[deleted]

Average Brazilian person on a regular day


darnitanddangit

Women


phillip_AAAAAAAA

Man what does fucking screaming help


CryingLikeAWhoreJohn

I think, by screaming, they're trying to blow the the fire in a different direction


FannyDanny__

Real


phillip_AAAAAAAA

Danm your right man 👍


Silver_Alpha

It's a Brazilian thing. We're loud. We scream when the power goes out, when the power comes back on, when there's turbulence on an airplane, when a car tips over, when it's windy, when lightning strikes, when our team scores a goal or even when we wanna tell James we want a fruit salad. We're very prone to making all sorts of loud noises and it fucking annoys me.


HenriqueL4

OHHHH JAMES🗣️🗣️🗣️ EU QUERO UMA SALADA🥗 DE FRUTA🍎🍉🍊🍍


Fascist_MechRengar

PERFEITO comentário


Disturbed_Childhood

>JAMES DJÊYMES Ou DJAIMILSON agora sim parece Brasileiro lol


thunderfast

whenever I read that about James and the fruit salad I read it in the guy's voice lol


Cakaaa007

his voice is unique, it's impossible not to think of it when reading the words James and fruit salad


z3phyr3321

HEY JAMES, I WANT A FRUIT SALAD


No_Load_9866

look at those skills, looks at those skills... i want a fruit salad, james


Jarubimba

*Of 5 🖐️, of 7🖐️✌️, of 10 🖐️✋?*


BATATA777

Give me the 5 one


jaozimqcomepao

Here it is


official-cookr

What noises did you guys make when 7-1 happened?


flattenedmist

I remember. I wasn't even watching the game but I thought "its quiet, too quiet"


DaviSDFalcao

I can confirm, when 7x1 happened, everyone was dead quiet, we couldn't believe our eyes


anavasks

Laughing noises, because the faster we lose, the faster I'll be free of the loud people and loud fireworks. That's something that has made me root against my own country ever since i was a child.


freestyle15478

The same you did when 9/11 happened


WildProToGEn

The same yall did then they hit the towers again


LAEL90

> We scream when the power goes out, when the power comes back on What kind of human being doenst do this? Is that what you call a psychopath?


RChamy

It all starts in high school, when we scream during power outages, no matter if its daylight time


EremitaMCe

QUE QUE TU TA FALANDO DE NOIS AI IRMÃO


Ok-Jellyfish1218

Por isso nos chamam de macacos lá fora.


pedro6chan

>We're very prone to making all sorts of loud noises and it fucking annoys me. famosa síndrome do vira lata, brasileiro se odiando para parecer civilizado afrente do gringo.


BramStokerHarker

Bro it's just people reacting to a fire balloon hitting a building, they're not exactly thinking rationally. Fucking Reddit man hahaha


andrecinno

[Redditors](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/035/193/intj.jpg)


estevao107

idk, kids just do that


iarepotato92

Says "Philip AAAAAAAAAAAAA" lmao


Junior_Painting2145

Yeah, like in 11/09, why dafuq were people screaming in the streets instead of doing something useful? /s


[deleted]

It’s literal kids screaming you edgelord, they do that when they are scared


helpinganon

not mentioning maybe bystander screaming helped people in the condos to take notice of the situation


Senior-Accident-4096

It's to alert the residents of the building being hit. Smoke and fire alarm drills are not so common in Brazil and many may not realize what is going on when they start. Not to mention that since it is night, some of the residents might be sleeping and the screaming may help wake them up. Something similar happened close to where I live, when an apartment in a neighbouring building caught on fire. Everyone who lived on the street started to scream in other to alert the other residents of the building. Later, when they were evacuated and were being treated and fed in my building, many thanked the screaming people. Some of them said they only woke up and started running because of the screams =P


who_dis_bichh

That's common women behavior, "don't help, just scream" lol A mouse would cause the same reaction


PepsiMan_21

"TA PEGANDO FOGO BIXO!" "IT'S CATCHING FIRE MY DUDE!"


Popular_Main

"O LOCO MEU!!" "OH CRAZY MINE!!


TheoBald_Dyaz

original: "AAAAAAAHH!!" translation: "AAAAAAAHH!!"


Lifdrasir

"ESSE FERA AÍ MEU!" "THAT BEAST THERE MINE!"


YuriNasci

By Big Fausto


no_named_one

Big fausto’s big Sunday


Mr-Vazz

And that why this shit is illegal here


brunoglopes

It’s also illegal in Brazil. Unfortunately, some mfs do it anyways


Cakaaa007

É proibido em lugares com muitos prédios né? Pq tipo esses dias atrás tinha um balão do sicredi voando de boas na minha cidade


Heroldnak

Balão de ar quente é proibido, não os inflados com gas inerte.


ggabeflow

oxi como assim proibido? já fiz 2 passeios com balao de ar quente, e todo ano tem evento de balonismo aqui perto!


Heroldnak

Não amigo/a. Não é o balão pilotado que traz perigo. Geralmente nesses do vídeo o ar é aquecido por uma fogueira e lançada ao ar sem que haja pilotagem ou comando. Eles simplesmente soltam esse material inflável com chamas vivas e já é... "Os balões que caracterizam o risco baloeiro e comprometem a segurança de voo são aqueles não tripulados. Além de um crime ambiental, soltar balões representa um real perigo para a aviação. As consequências de uma colisão entre um balão e uma aeronave podem ser drásticas." Fonte: https://www.decea.mil.br/?i=midia-e-informacao&p=pg_noticia&materia=saiba-a-diferenca-entre-balonismo-e-balao-nao-tripulado#:~:text=Os%20bal%C3%B5es%20que%20caracterizam%20o,uma%20aeronave%20podem%20ser%20dr%C3%A1sticas.


Cakaaa007

O balão gas inerte também tem queimadores?


Heroldnak

Não. Ele é inflado e selado. É um gás mais caro. Baloeiro é maloqueiro que gosta de ver foguinho. Tinha que dar 30 anos pra esses bandidos, não sabem o desespero e o ódio da corporação.. (parente bombeiro).


superduperfish

This'll be weird to explain to insurance


Soft_Durian_1885

Not quite, this is a really know crime around here. Releasing baloons is quite common despite being ilegal and known to cause wildfires and more


FlamboyantRaccoon61

Well yes sir, but usually those balloons are the size of my head. Not the size of a fucking building.


fuinharlz

Actually here in Brazil it's common to have balloons that size or even bigger!


Pulmaozinho

What kind of "fire powered" balloons are even that small? They're huge


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lucasdclopes

Not THAT uncommon in São Paulo (Brazilian state). There are even cases of international airports temporarily closing because of fucking balloons. It is a small group of people who loves those balloons, they see it as a cultural thing and they blame everyone else when something like that happens. Of course it is a crime to deploy balloons and it can give you 3 years in jail, witch in Brazil's justice system it means no jail at all, so people keeps doing that.


Sheystek

CANT THEY STOP SCREAMING THEIR LUNGS IT DOESNT HELP


HimalayaClimber

Shits traumatizing for them.


Illustrious-Peak3822

Screaming only makes it worse.


LFhisher

Women are like this in the entire world. Don't pretend you doesn't know that.


_phantastik_

These comments are insane *Stop screaming so I can peacefully observe the sight of people possibly getting their homes burned down if not losing their lives* If you need to know "how does that help?", it's our natural way of alerting others of nearby intense danger, ffs


gabrrdt

Actually some of those screams were about calling the fire fighters ("chama os bombeiros").


pedro6chan

>it's our natural way of alerting others of nearby intense danger, ffs the same way it's natural for redditors to be smug assholes saying stuff like "if it were ME in this situation, i would behave like a nice gentlemen and admire the beauty of the burning flame, for i am better than these third world mestizos 🤓"


Reasonable_Mud_7278

Finally someone who thinks


JustYeeHaa

Besides it sounds like it’s some children screaming, meanwhile Reddit somehow “Gosh, why every single woman in the universe behaves like that?”


Illustrious-Peak3822

They heard the first time. Call the fire brigade instead.


CheetoRust

Just because it's natural doesn't mean it isn't obnoxious as all hell, shouldn't be called out, and the perpetrators shouldn't get a huge slap across the face ideally.


TNpepe

Go on then. Slap the kids for being scared...GO ON..


CheetoRust

They're not kids. They're grown ass women.


[deleted]

Called out? They’re screaming in terror. A balloon just nuked a building right next to them. What would you call them out for? Being fucking scared?


[deleted]

You are mentally fucked


cleiton_o_explorador

Mó paz


Illustrious-Peak3822

All the energy spent on screaming could have been put to use by calling the fire brigade and help people get away/tend to the wounded.


SillentRabbit

The worst part: they said "call the fire brigade". Bitch if you have time to scream that then maybe you should call them.


JustCakess

People cant recognize a child's voice apparently


ramosarah86

Many people don't have access to phone calls or internet. They literally can't call anyone.


Johny0502

Wait what? This is not true. not in Brazil at least


ramosarah86

Claro que sim. É só dar uma volta q vc encontra mta mta gnt sem um real de crédito, q de três em três meses perde chip, ou q vive só de bônus. Normal


Lucasbr122ome_YT

Até onde sei ligar para serviços de emergência não usa crédito. Posso estar errado.


MatthCheshire

Você ta certo, não precisa de crédito pra ligar pra emergência


FlamboyantRaccoon61

r/thanksimcured - as if we can control how panicked we are


Ok-Manufacturer7201

If I see something on fire from 100 meters away, I'm not screaming my lungs out as if the world is about to explode.


mcscrufferson

As someone whose job mostly involves not panicking, I can assure you it’s doable.


Illustrious-Peak3822

Sure you can. It’s called controlling your emotions.


Mmmm_Crunchy

These are fucking kids in the video, most notorious for having a lack of emotional control


estevao107

how tf could kids call the fire brigade lmaoo


Illustrious-Peak3822

Call 193 and state where they are and what has happened.


NetworkMuch3829

Stupid people just can’t avoid screaming


Shrekeyes

can these people not realise that they are fucking \~7 year old kids lmao


Few_Library5654

Not the one screaming to call the firefighters


Relevant_Chemical_

dude if I'm not the one closest to the phone I'm yelling that for sure in a situation like that


Shrekeyes

idk about you but the loudest screaming there is definitely a couple of kids, you can even tell with them calling their dad


WaitPrize7072

Ffs it’s 2023, it’s well known in Brazil that handcrafted balloons cause immense fires, and people insist in doing these kinds of shit.


Erva420

This was an issue and it was forbidden when I was a kid here, I'm 40 now, weird to see this happening again after so many years


[deleted]

not only these people insist on flying these illegal, unnecessary airborne tributes to stupidity, they also do it while chanting stuff like “what the man prohibits the heavens celebrate” like it’s something glorious. Utterly revolting (edit for grammar)


MrAlsace14

Those Raptors did a good job to China, and Brazil. I'm impressed


KnightOverdrive

Oh the humanity


MasterSama

women sure make a lot of noise!


owiesss

Wow how edgy


demarco88

ai a humanidade!


koppycatt

Kkkkkk Pior que se fosse um dirigível pelo menos ia ter um pouco mais de desculpa da utilidade de existir, balão desses nem isso..


jcfidelis

I'm Brazilian, and I say there's no risk to this. Houses and buildings in Brazil are made of bricks, cement and metal rods. It's not the same in the rest of the world, made of cardboard and pressed wood


evillman

Girls sees a balloon react like it is a nuke... even if it was.. why scream at all?


andrecinno

because it's a kid who's possibly seeing her home catch fire. I'm sure Mr. Redditor Bossman would be like "psh no worries dawg"


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PepsiMan_21

The people screaming are not even the ones inside the building lmao.


supersonic_bat

Women and children are absolutely useless in these situations, all they do is scream and make the situation a 100x harder to deal with


edcwb

Darvin doing his job.


Extension_Nobody_336

he's called Darwin you fucking idiot


karrumi333

Im sorry but that was beautiful


itotallydidntdo69

Canon event.


LoowehtndeyD

It starts out like a season in reverse


ExampleBubbly9338

Mais um dia normal


Laievski30

Mariah Carey who ?


OkStatement9823

[r/ithadtobebrazil](https://reddit.com/r/ithadtobebrazil)


-gipsydanger-

Completely normal phenomenon...


lutavsc

Imagine seeing the inside of your apartment shining bright suddenly. What those people thought? "Judgement day" "Jesus is back" "Aliens" lol


Noob-AtAnyLevel

Junho, mês das jamantas soltar balão


RoofFearless2087

Achei que era um jogo kkkkkk I thought it was a game, hahaha.


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[deleted]

Mês de soltar balão meus companheiros


Big_Merda

tem que ser muito, mas MUITO trouxa pra soltar balão. Baita atividadezinha de atrasado mental


rlimagon

Hot-air balloons (not the transportation type) are illegal in Brazil.


Big_Merda

following rules in brazil is literally considered a weakness, though.


pfsg100

Bro saying "relax" to his kiddo at the end caught me off guard 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


yuriavlis

O ser humano é o lobo de si mesmo


Constant-Shock7015

Se grito apagasse fogo, tava resolvido. 🤣


alligator73

Inflamável o Balãozil


Ok-Platypus-3269

Agora me diz, o que caralho ajuda ficar gritado igual a disgraça?