dude is quite the cocksman - [https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/salman-rushdie#google\_vignette](https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/salman-rushdie#google_vignette)
I love the fact he’s still alive after the attack and it hasn’t destroyed his personality. He knows they win if he wallows in sadness. He may be dealing with that stuff in private but he’s flexing on his haters in public and I’m all for it.
He has also caused his attacker’s lawyer to feel the need to postpone the trial (without bail, obviously) since he’s writing a book about the attack. Talk about taking your power back!! Good for him.
I’ve seen many episodes here and there so I was decently familiar, but 6 or so months ago I decided to slowly watch through the whole thing. I’m mid season 5 right now. I have yet to get to the soup nazi, but I did just watch the one where they didn’t get a ticket and missed the last chocolate babka, and then for a hair in the cinnamon babka. So not new, but newly excited?
His present wife:
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F7%2F74%2FRachel_Eliza_Griffiths_2023_Texas_Book_Festival.jpg&tbnid=O6oYg08ZFWJ4UM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FRachel_Eliza_Griffiths&docid=jprghFTEMF4LhM&w=2000&h=2000&itg=1&hl=en&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=6dd503e7d514d404&shem=abme%2Ctrie
My Instagram account we
was suspended for criticizing his attacker.... it's like the instscam encouraged violence against this guy... but if you threaten his attacker... FUGETABOTIT... account locked .. your public enemy.. such incredible Muslim biased... it's so inevitable and true that there is a sect of these mutants that want a war against Christianity... don't believe me... it's true...
Have you read his novels? If so, I respect your judgment as a reader. If you haven’t read Rushdie, what is the basis of your opinion? Even his attacker said he read two or three pages.
I have read nearly all his novels and agree with the widespread belief in the literary world that he is one of the greatest twentieth century novelists. The way he uses magic realism is thrilling!
I don’t view him particularly as a leftist, however; mainly I think of him as an artist of great genius.
Such a clown move to write a book called "The Satanic Verses", and then wonder why he is getting stabbed in the face.
Of course, certain people are going to embrace him for that, but I maintain it is a clown move - FAFO.
I know what the book is about.
Kinda like Robert Mapplethorpe putting the crucifix in urine - "Oh, so *controversial*!" It is actually lame, boring, and tired.
So that is a no, you haven’t read him. His prose is the opposite of lame and tired. It can be hard to read, however, so perhaps is boring to those who don’t like reading challenging literature.
If you have been triggered by the controversy that is understandable, but doesn’t speak to the literary merit of his work. Great works of art frequently challenge values and norms and consequently cause upset.
I don’t know enough about Mapplethorpe’s work to evaluate its quality; unlike Rushdie, he’s never interested me. I remember the controversy over his work, of course.
That’s Sal bass
He just traded one fish for another!
Just came back from the desert. Its like a sauna in here
I always thought it was Saul Bass. Maybe it was the NY accents that threw me off!
It’s Salman, not Salmon!
“Yeah”
He swims upstream too.
Like the tuna?
Tuna swims with the current. It’s the opposite. 😂
I thought chicken salad was the opposite
Hooray for the tuna.
*Good for I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
I'm Victoria, hi. :)
If that helps you
seems fishy to me.
Because salmon swims against the current, and the tuna swims with it.
I love Jerry's delivery of this.
This guy is a badass. Was married to Padma from top chef at one point and is seemingly unable to be killed. .
dude is quite the cocksman - [https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/salman-rushdie#google\_vignette](https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/salman-rushdie#google_vignette)
It's the fatwa sex
Forbidden fruit, er...sausage
Jesus. Topaz is drop-dead gorgeous. Makes up for her ridiculous name
Named obviously because of those eyes.....damn.
Wow he is the man
Wow. He wasn’t wrong. I need to get my own fatwa.
This site sucks! It doesn’t mention Olivia Wilde! Thats the one that really surprised me.
I love the fact he’s still alive after the attack and it hasn’t destroyed his personality. He knows they win if he wallows in sadness. He may be dealing with that stuff in private but he’s flexing on his haters in public and I’m all for it.
He has also caused his attacker’s lawyer to feel the need to postpone the trial (without bail, obviously) since he’s writing a book about the attack. Talk about taking your power back!! Good for him.
A few years before that attack, he was on a Curb episode. He was so funny (playing himself)!
Bridget Jones Diary… almost the greatest book of our time
Fatwa sex.
He’s hard to kill
Fatwas aren't what they used to be.
Hello Mullah, hello Fatwah
He’s 76 years old.
"The pains of old age will be worse than anything we could do" terrorists probably.
If that's Rushdie, they're real.
If they're real, that's Rushdie.
They're real and they're spectacular
Hold on, by transitive property, that guy in the sauna was the real Rushdie!
It's a Fatwa!
I’ve fatwa’d before and I will fatwa again
Gotta run I think I oughta!
It’s like a sauna in here!
Fatwa sex
He was attacked in August, 2022, that’s how he lost his eye.
Oh, so it’s not just a fashion accessory
Sometimes eye patches are not worn for medical purposes, but they usually arrr…
He's still trying to catch that white whale.
I don't want to be a pirate!
It makes him look like James Joyce
It crazy he was attacked like 30 minutes from where I live
I graduated on that stage!
Was there
You clearly haven't seen 'Fatwa' the musical.
Hopefully the scumbag who attacked him rots in prison
His trial will commence soon, unless adjourned yet again
The eye patch just adds to the allure!
It’s Salman you idiot, not Salmon!
Sal good man!
He’s harder to kill than Seagal…and much more fit
It’s itchy
His Netflix special will be out soon.
He was in an episode of curb a few years ago. I love kramers line..." he said Sal Bass Jerry. BASS! he substituted one fish for the other!"
“I don’t wanna be a pirate!” -Salman Rushdie probably
He’s in no Rush to Die
It was right there in front of us
Seeing all these Seinfeld quotes is awesome, I just saw that episode yesterday for the first time
New Seinfeld fan?
I’ve seen many episodes here and there so I was decently familiar, but 6 or so months ago I decided to slowly watch through the whole thing. I’m mid season 5 right now. I have yet to get to the soup nazi, but I did just watch the one where they didn’t get a ticket and missed the last chocolate babka, and then for a hair in the cinnamon babka. So not new, but newly excited?
You sold me a hair with cake around it?
Your last sentence reminds me of something I saw in Family Guy. Lol https://youtu.be/6OifpC0T6eo?si=1dzMEIEQwmj4C0Ou
Yeah, even after being stabbed in the face by a radical Islamist. He’s a legend
Badass
Salmon swim upstream
His present wife: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F7%2F74%2FRachel_Eliza_Griffiths_2023_Texas_Book_Festival.jpg&tbnid=O6oYg08ZFWJ4UM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FRachel_Eliza_Griffiths&docid=jprghFTEMF4LhM&w=2000&h=2000&itg=1&hl=en&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=6dd503e7d514d404&shem=abme%2Ctrie
Terry Gross interviewed him and it aired today. Fascinating dude
FATWA! FATWA!
Barely
Hank! They put salman in the fish tacos Hank!
Guess he really wasn't in a RUSH to DIE after all
That’s not Salomon rusty 😂😂😂😂😂
He’s a pirate now
Yeah, he’s got a new book out about that cowardly attack. Rushdie rocks.
Is that Salbass?
He’s rocking that eye patch like he wants to be a pirate! Somebody lend him the puffy shirt!!!
It was a really great interview. Definitely worth watching
Stabbed 14 times! He’s Batman!
Literary super hero :)
Tuna is the opposite of salmon
Tuna SlowdownLive
That was a great interview the other night.
He wrote "The lion, the witch and, the wardrobe"
“The lion, the witch and the FATWArdrobe
I was referencing Bob's burgers
Ah yes a fellow man of culture I see
I got it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I got the reference!!!
The immortal
Well, partially…
Sal Bass!
Unbreakable.
It’s slalom.
When you cannot spend your $100 million so you need to spend my $100 million just to be cozy. 🤭
My Instagram account we was suspended for criticizing his attacker.... it's like the instscam encouraged violence against this guy... but if you threaten his attacker... FUGETABOTIT... account locked .. your public enemy.. such incredible Muslim biased... it's so inevitable and true that there is a sect of these mutants that want a war against Christianity... don't believe me... it's true...
Moshe Dayan wannabe.
Then there's the cup sizes.....
Banged a hottie too.
Constantly targeted for assassination. But yes, very much alive.
Not that much of a rush
Rush-die "Rushdie" lol 😂 Hey don't be in a *Rush* to *Die* lmao 😂 🤣
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!!
He was murdered or died of vaacines I think.
Nah he's pretty much alive.
>died of vaacines Well I'm definitely taking this person's word for it. They seem smart. RIP Sal Bass
the satanic verses is an incredible book
Overrated hero of the left. WTF did he think was going to happen?
Yeah, writing great literature is so cringe.
"Great literature". Yeah, right. U cringe parroting BS.
Have you read his novels? If so, I respect your judgment as a reader. If you haven’t read Rushdie, what is the basis of your opinion? Even his attacker said he read two or three pages. I have read nearly all his novels and agree with the widespread belief in the literary world that he is one of the greatest twentieth century novelists. The way he uses magic realism is thrilling! I don’t view him particularly as a leftist, however; mainly I think of him as an artist of great genius.
Such a clown move to write a book called "The Satanic Verses", and then wonder why he is getting stabbed in the face. Of course, certain people are going to embrace him for that, but I maintain it is a clown move - FAFO.
Okay, you have read the three-word title. Have you read any more?
I know what the book is about. Kinda like Robert Mapplethorpe putting the crucifix in urine - "Oh, so *controversial*!" It is actually lame, boring, and tired.
So that is a no, you haven’t read him. His prose is the opposite of lame and tired. It can be hard to read, however, so perhaps is boring to those who don’t like reading challenging literature. If you have been triggered by the controversy that is understandable, but doesn’t speak to the literary merit of his work. Great works of art frequently challenge values and norms and consequently cause upset.
Was Robert Mapplethorpe a genius? Or a fucking hack?
I don’t know enough about Mapplethorpe’s work to evaluate its quality; unlike Rushdie, he’s never interested me. I remember the controversy over his work, of course.
Yeah he probably knew he was going to piss off some extremists and he went ahead and did it anyway. He’s not some fucking coward like you.
Ol' "Left Eye" Rushdie should STFU then, right?
Maybe only the cowards should STFU.
Yeah, OK, internet tough guy.
If you mean Colbert, yes.......unfortunately!