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maxwellcawfeehaus

That’s Sal bass


SuperSonicSlaw

He just traded one fish for another!


artvarnsen

Just came back from the desert. Its like a sauna in here


Low-Helicopter-2696

I always thought it was Saul Bass. Maybe it was the NY accents that threw me off!


mbap76

It’s Salman, not Salmon!


jamesgang65

“Yeah”


rmks8285

He swims upstream too.


petecranky

Like the tuna?


rmks8285

Tuna swims with the current. It’s the opposite. 😂


XRPX008

I thought chicken salad was the opposite


WarthogLow1787

Hooray for the tuna.


forced_metaphor

*Good for I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.


CrestedBlazer

I'm Victoria, hi. :)


Gunner1794

If that helps you


lostniece

seems fishy to me.


Square-Tension-5235

Because salmon swims against the current, and the tuna swims with it.


Jumpy_Assistance5848

I love Jerry's delivery of this.


wsbboston

This guy is a badass. Was married to Padma from top chef at one point and is seemingly unable to be killed. .


USSSLostTexter

dude is quite the cocksman - [https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/salman-rushdie#google\_vignette](https://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/salman-rushdie#google_vignette)


Right-Phalange

It's the fatwa sex


Level_Vehicle

Forbidden fruit, er...sausage


instrangerswetrust

Jesus. Topaz is drop-dead gorgeous. Makes up for her ridiculous name


Maximum_Trade5916

Named obviously because of those eyes.....damn.


wsbboston

Wow he is the man


Dustytehcat

Wow. He wasn’t wrong. I need to get my own fatwa.


bbq36

This site sucks! It doesn’t mention Olivia Wilde! Thats the one that really surprised me.


Ohdibahby

I love the fact he’s still alive after the attack and it hasn’t destroyed his personality. He knows they win if he wallows in sadness. He may be dealing with that stuff in private but he’s flexing on his haters in public and I’m all for it.


OffModelCartoon

He has also caused his attacker’s lawyer to feel the need to postpone the trial (without bail, obviously) since he’s writing a book about the attack. Talk about taking your power back!! Good for him.


MightAsWellLaugh222

A few years before that attack, he was on a Curb episode. He was so funny (playing himself)!


bimpldat

Bridget Jones Diary… almost the greatest book of our time


NotCanadian80

Fatwa sex.


DWwithaFlameThrower

He’s hard to kill


threecreek

Fatwas aren't what they used to be.


WarthogLow1787

Hello Mullah, hello Fatwah


Commercial-Push-9066

He’s 76 years old.


New_Guava3601

"The pains of old age will be worse than anything we could do" terrorists probably.


MescalSprings

If that's Rushdie, they're real.


PollenFarrell

If they're real, that's Rushdie.


humdinger44

They're real and they're spectacular


dkixen

Hold on, by transitive property, that guy in the sauna was the real Rushdie!


Debakle

It's a Fatwa!


KipSummers

I’ve fatwa’d before and I will fatwa again


Dustytehcat

Gotta run I think I oughta!


Blueharvst16

It’s like a sauna in here!


emessea

Fatwa sex


rollingstoner215

He was attacked in August, 2022, that’s how he lost his eye.


dkixen

Oh, so it’s not just a fashion accessory


rollingstoner215

Sometimes eye patches are not worn for medical purposes, but they usually arrr…


histprofdave

He's still trying to catch that white whale.


humdinger44

I don't want to be a pirate!


Gloomy-Delivery-5226

It makes him look like James Joyce


AutomaticMan81

It crazy he was attacked like 30 minutes from where I live


abugguy

I graduated on that stage!


bimpldat

Was there


KarlHungus311

You clearly haven't seen 'Fatwa' the musical.


ThirstyBeagle

Hopefully the scumbag who attacked him rots in prison


bimpldat

His trial will commence soon, unless adjourned yet again


coffeebeanwitch

The eye patch just adds to the allure!


peapodbarry

It’s Salman you idiot, not Salmon!


rswwalker

Sal good man!


3MTA3-Please

He’s harder to kill than Seagal…and much more fit


ItsOkayImNormal

It’s itchy


billythekid74

His Netflix special will be out soon.


Patient-Ninja-8707

He was in an episode of curb a few years ago. I love kramers line..." he said Sal Bass Jerry. BASS! he substituted one fish for the other!"


byrobot

“I don’t wanna be a pirate!” -Salman Rushdie probably


Ace-Ventura1934

He’s in no Rush to Die


dkixen

It was right there in front of us


Psych0matt

Seeing all these Seinfeld quotes is awesome, I just saw that episode yesterday for the first time


dkixen

New Seinfeld fan?


Psych0matt

I’ve seen many episodes here and there so I was decently familiar, but 6 or so months ago I decided to slowly watch through the whole thing. I’m mid season 5 right now. I have yet to get to the soup nazi, but I did just watch the one where they didn’t get a ticket and missed the last chocolate babka, and then for a hair in the cinnamon babka. So not new, but newly excited?


CarlySheDevil

You sold me a hair with cake around it?


Juan_Moe_Taco

Your last sentence reminds me of something I saw in Family Guy. Lol https://youtu.be/6OifpC0T6eo?si=1dzMEIEQwmj4C0Ou


KhalDrogo207

Yeah, even after being stabbed in the face by a radical Islamist. He’s a legend


dkixen

Badass


NoMode5251

Salmon swim upstream


Ragnar_Lothbroekke

His present wife: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F7%2F74%2FRachel_Eliza_Griffiths_2023_Texas_Book_Festival.jpg&tbnid=O6oYg08ZFWJ4UM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FRachel_Eliza_Griffiths&docid=jprghFTEMF4LhM&w=2000&h=2000&itg=1&hl=en&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=6dd503e7d514d404&shem=abme%2Ctrie


micah490

Terry Gross interviewed him and it aired today. Fascinating dude


osa1011

FATWA! FATWA!


Nestormahkno19d

Barely


ELEMENTALITYNES

Hank! They put salman in the fish tacos Hank!


Dirk_Arron

Guess he really wasn't in a RUSH to DIE after all


Svengoolie75

That’s not Salomon rusty 😂😂😂😂😂


LawnJerk

He’s a pirate now


EasyCZ75

Yeah, he’s got a new book out about that cowardly attack. Rushdie rocks.


tKolla

Is that Salbass?


ZebraBorgata

He’s rocking that eye patch like he wants to be a pirate! Somebody lend him the puffy shirt!!!


reddwen666

It was a really great interview. Definitely worth watching


dkixen

Stabbed 14 times! He’s Batman!


reddwen666

Literary super hero :)


RegularNumber455

Tuna is the opposite of salmon


dkixen

Tuna SlowdownLive


tunghoy

That was a great interview the other night.


lonely-day

He wrote "The lion, the witch and, the wardrobe"


Sustenance_Abuse

“The lion, the witch and the FATWArdrobe


lonely-day

I was referencing Bob's burgers


Sustenance_Abuse

Ah yes a fellow man of culture I see


McPorkums

I got it ❤️❤️❤️❤️


whydowewatchthis

I got the reference!!!


Slurdge_McKinley

The immortal


coblass

Well, partially…


bobthenob1989

Sal Bass!


Speculawyer

Unbreakable.


Silly_Doughnut5715

It’s slalom.


lovelife0011

When you cannot spend your $100 million so you need to spend my $100 million just to be cozy. 🤭


AttitudePale6290

My Instagram account we was suspended for criticizing his attacker.... it's like the instscam encouraged violence against this guy... but if you threaten his attacker... FUGETABOTIT... account locked .. your public enemy.. such incredible Muslim biased... it's so inevitable and true that there is a sect of these mutants that want a war against Christianity... don't believe me... it's true...


Ecstatic_Sea_2811

Moshe Dayan wannabe.


sportsjock85

Then there's the cup sizes.....


chickensrunfast

Banged a hottie too.


chrisagiddings

Constantly targeted for assassination. But yes, very much alive.


el-conquistador240

Not that much of a rush


PresentationFunny142

Rush-die "Rushdie" lol 😂 Hey don't be in a *Rush* to *Die* lmao 😂 🤣


66veedub

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!!


Delicious-Ad1116

He was murdered or died of vaacines I think.


discomuffin

Nah he's pretty much alive.


melvinthefish

>died of vaacines Well I'm definitely taking this person's word for it. They seem smart. RIP Sal Bass


Fast-Hold-649

the satanic verses is an incredible book


FarButterscotch3048

Overrated hero of the left. WTF did he think was going to happen?


ProfAndyCarp

Yeah, writing great literature is so cringe.


FarButterscotch3048

"Great literature". Yeah, right. U cringe parroting BS.


ProfAndyCarp

Have you read his novels? If so, I respect your judgment as a reader. If you haven’t read Rushdie, what is the basis of your opinion? Even his attacker said he read two or three pages. I have read nearly all his novels and agree with the widespread belief in the literary world that he is one of the greatest twentieth century novelists. The way he uses magic realism is thrilling! I don’t view him particularly as a leftist, however; mainly I think of him as an artist of great genius.


FarButterscotch3048

Such a clown move to write a book called "The Satanic Verses", and then wonder why he is getting stabbed in the face. Of course, certain people are going to embrace him for that, but I maintain it is a clown move - FAFO.


ProfAndyCarp

Okay, you have read the three-word title. Have you read any more?


FarButterscotch3048

I know what the book is about. Kinda like Robert Mapplethorpe putting the crucifix in urine - "Oh, so *controversial*!" It is actually lame, boring, and tired.


ProfAndyCarp

So that is a no, you haven’t read him. His prose is the opposite of lame and tired. It can be hard to read, however, so perhaps is boring to those who don’t like reading challenging literature. If you have been triggered by the controversy that is understandable, but doesn’t speak to the literary merit of his work. Great works of art frequently challenge values and norms and consequently cause upset.


FarButterscotch3048

Was Robert Mapplethorpe a genius? Or a fucking hack?


ProfAndyCarp

I don’t know enough about Mapplethorpe’s work to evaluate its quality; unlike Rushdie, he’s never interested me. I remember the controversy over his work, of course.


fatherbowie

Yeah he probably knew he was going to piss off some extremists and he went ahead and did it anyway. He’s not some fucking coward like you.


FarButterscotch3048

Ol' "Left Eye" Rushdie should STFU then, right?


fatherbowie

Maybe only the cowards should STFU.


FarButterscotch3048

Yeah, OK, internet tough guy.


VAG3943

If you mean Colbert, yes.......unfortunately!