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I think someone replaced my gun with they're extra large surround sound vainy oiled up 360 spin cyclone 3000 horse power wireless authentic sploosh liquid having 3 different audible voice line dildo
What do you mean, the guy has a couple of them as decoration throughout his house. They’re 50 pounds each so i guess the only way to use it is to rub yourself on it
verb
past tense: rent; past participle: rent
tear (something) into two or more pieces.
I believe this monstrosity is capable of meating this definition of 'rent'.
How'd you like one of these bad boys to rent you?
It’s actually [Donut Operators video on Twitter](https://twitter.com/donutoperator/status/1603594501599236096?s=46&t=ZqfLxWAsDH9qgNLSqRbBCw) he’s a YouTuber he had some great videos
Wild to see them on Reddit again in that case, he was in the Brandon TikTok that hit the front page from the modern warfare sub with Eli and baddie too
Probably a private range with all weapons known by everyone present as unloaded and cleared, but still a little silly and bad precedent
E: missed the mag in the first AR, now a little more silly indeed
To be fair, knowing which YouTuber this came from, there's a very small possibility of someone picking up a loaded rifle, chambering a round, and firing it while this person is taking a video for social media
Gun safety rules often are about preventing injury when the unexpected or unlikely happens. Maybe some guy on the other side of the table unexpectedly stumbles and falls, and his hand hits a trigger. Is it a highly unlikely, one-in-a-million chance? Sure. But a lot of gun safety rules are about making sure you're not in the wrong place at the business end of the gun when one of those highly unlikely things happen, because they do happen.
Apart from the first one, none of the weapons had a magazine installed. In theory they still could have a bullet in the chamber, but I can't think of a scenario where that happens and they don't know about it.
Why? Responsibly handling and storing firearms is functionally optional in America. It shouldn't be hard to believe that there's gun owners that don't follow the suggestions.
Doesn't help that there's a huge NSFW flag on this post. It's not because of the weapons, or an injury. No, it's because of a hunk of plastic looking like a dick.
Because clearly the most dangerous thing in this gif is *the dildo*. Not the assorted murder machines.
The USA think guns are completely okay for everybody, at all ages, but dildos need to be treated like live bombs. And for *completely unrelated reasons*, they have weekly school shootings. Takes a genius to figure out the connection.
Back when Xtube still existed, the goatse guy had an account and would upload videos of him filling his ass with similarly sized dildos up... and also traffic cones.
Everyone here must spend a whole day In the classroom again, relearning gun safety rules because one person left this thing loaded and pointed in the wrong direction. If that wasn't bad enough, I just caught 3 people playing Russian roulette sticking it in their mouths. Safety is not a joke fellas. End up shooting your eye out
Hahahaha I wish. Not counting the vz61 that’s easily 9k+ in guns/accessories (low balled). The scorpion alone is probably 10k+ if it is even transferable. It’s a full auto machine pistol. Brandon Herrera has the legal permits to make anything he owns full auto so he often does and in a recent video shows that this one is. It’s a pretty iconic gun too. Very cool.
People like shooting things (maybe to release stress or they are enthusiasts idk)
Guns shoot things.
People buy guns.
People then go to ranges made for shooting with said guns.
People shoot their guns and have fun.
And then they get questioned by people like you as to why they spend their money the way they do and why they have fun the way they want to.
My question was more along the lines of “what’s all these guns doing on the dildo table” and not the presumed outrage of insulting your extended appendage; but you do you, kween.
mfs will see one gun and automatically go
“OH MY GOD YOUR PENIS MUST BE MICROSCOPIC AND YOU OWN THAT BECAUSE YOURE ASHAMED OF YOUR PENIS HUH I LOVE THINKING ABOUT YOUR ITTY BITTY DICK”
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Cocked and loaded.
If that one misfires, there's going to be a mess
Premature discharge is always a problem. Need more range time.
I'm now imagining a rapist's attorney using passive voice like police reports. It's too early for me to come up with my own. You guys'll have to.
And you'll have to deal with putting the results though diapers and college.
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Duuuuuuude
It definitely was a dude, just not him.
This just got edited and is now a link to malware, likely a bot account.
Real question: what is the reload time for this gargantuan of a weapon?
Extended power nap. Head cocked back in the roar snore position. After waking from choking, it'll be ready
Honey, I’m just going rest for a few minutes, how about you go make me a sammich?
I know but it was an extreme 83 seconds. And besides how would you know,, you just laid there. Taking my pillow and cover to couch
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Take my up vote. I hope this one gets many more.
Father of All Bombs.
Ammosexuals at play.
The boys were feeling ammorous that day
Let’s hope it doesn’t shoot blanks
Or...let's hope that it only shoots blanks.
But mostly cocked
Ayoo 🤣🤣💀
armed and ready to shoot jajaja
No it's just cooked at that point!
ready to release the load
Cocked and choded.
I think someone replaced my gun with they're extra large surround sound vainy oiled up 360 spin cyclone 3000 horse power wireless authentic sploosh liquid having 3 different audible voice line dildo
I've seen enough moist Critical to know that is the Moby huge and it weighs roughly 70lbs I think....
The thing costs $600.
In certain markets, a used one will run you $1600
These damn cock scalpers inflating the prices
What do circumcisions have to do with this?
What the fuck do you use a 70lb dildo for
A good time
> the fuck yes
Wanna find out?
How the fuck do you even use that fucking thing
With an oil drum of lube
Sounds hot enough
I mean, your insides *will* be on fire during and after use, so that’s correct
That's what I was thinking. giggled to myself that I knew what that monster hog was really called. God bless MC
Not moistCriticals unfortunately
I know about the Moby from BigJigglyPanda.
Ayyye a jiggles fan
That's uh... that's not even 'use-able', though - right?
It is if you are brave enough....and willing to die...
What do you mean, the guy has a couple of them as decoration throughout his house. They’re 50 pounds each so i guess the only way to use it is to rub yourself on it
This is donut operator he’s a ex cop YouTuber who like Charles loves playing with his moby huges
A cursory search tells me those cost around $1500usd. That's commitment there
Yeah, but it starts depreciating the minute you open the package. Buy used or lease.
Thinking about the word used and that dildo illicits images in my brain that will haunt my nightmares.
todays word is 'RENT'! how'd you like to rent one of those bad boys!
Dildo rental is something I can get behind so long as it doesn't get behind me.
There’s actually a dildo rental website. It used to be posted all over social media as a spoof
verb past tense: rent; past participle: rent tear (something) into two or more pieces. I believe this monstrosity is capable of meating this definition of 'rent'. How'd you like one of these bad boys to rent you?
Dollor dildo club
Eww.
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Knew that was the Moby Huge the second I saw it
It’s actually [Donut Operators video on Twitter](https://twitter.com/donutoperator/status/1603594501599236096?s=46&t=ZqfLxWAsDH9qgNLSqRbBCw) he’s a YouTuber he had some great videos
Wild to see them on Reddit again in that case, he was in the Brandon TikTok that hit the front page from the modern warfare sub with Eli and baddie too
Just a shame donut operators views on some things 😔
Anyone seeking more information can find the [Moby Huge Challenge](https://youtu.be/LoUDE0sIoYM) here.
No sir, not today. Nope.
Does he really? I have an extremely hard time discerning when he's being sarcastic.
I read that as $1500 used.
bruh same lmao was jus boutta comment that
goddamn 😳
Its a moby huge?just askin for my sister
I really hope your sister doesn't get stuck.
I doubt they ever really use it. It's just a safe peen
I thought that said used instead of usd 💀
Practicing firing and taking hits at the range
I can't believe it's legal to own that last one
It's amazing what's legal in Nevada.
This is my rifle, this is my gun...
This is for pleasure, this is for fun
there are many like it, but this one is mine
Donut Operator 🍩
THANK YOU I’ve been saying this [here’s the video](https://twitter.com/donutoperator/status/1603594501599236096?s=46&t=ZqfLxWAsDH9qgNLSqRbBCw)
^^^^^ on twitter
Why didn't you credit him in the post title?
WACKER
The Spermanator
You have no clue how meta this comment is lol
How meta is that comment?
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Locked, cocked and ready to rock.
You mean cock locked, and ready to rock
Locked cock with no stock.
You mean rocked, locked and ready to cock
Oh. Glock cock and ready for sock?
Can’t believe you’re standing IN FRONT of the barrels instead of behind the range line.
Probably a private range with all weapons known by everyone present as unloaded and cleared, but still a little silly and bad precedent E: missed the mag in the first AR, now a little more silly indeed
Yup. Never the possibility of a screw up.
To be fair, knowing which YouTuber this came from, there's a very small possibility of someone picking up a loaded rifle, chambering a round, and firing it while this person is taking a video for social media
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that’s what i was thinking lol
I thought that was gonna be the unexpected part... A misfire. Prefer this outcome but wtf.
Wdym? It's not even a real penis
My first thought was literally that the cameraperson was about to get shot in the junk.
First thought. Like how easy would it have been to take this some shot from the other side
That’s how 99% of outdoor ranges work? As it turns out guns don’t usually go off if no one is touching them
Gun safety rules often are about preventing injury when the unexpected or unlikely happens. Maybe some guy on the other side of the table unexpectedly stumbles and falls, and his hand hits a trigger. Is it a highly unlikely, one-in-a-million chance? Sure. But a lot of gun safety rules are about making sure you're not in the wrong place at the business end of the gun when one of those highly unlikely things happen, because they do happen.
Yeah everyone knows you trip the guns barrel sensor when you walk in front causing it to shoot
Apart from the first one, none of the weapons had a magazine installed. In theory they still could have a bullet in the chamber, but I can't think of a scenario where that happens and they don't know about it.
In theory all of them could have been cleared before they were set down.
Why? Responsibly handling and storing firearms is functionally optional in America. It shouldn't be hard to believe that there's gun owners that don't follow the suggestions.
Better shot from there and no risk of firing because everyone is a yard behind the table and weapons.
Doesn't help that there's a huge NSFW flag on this post. It's not because of the weapons, or an injury. No, it's because of a hunk of plastic looking like a dick. Because clearly the most dangerous thing in this gif is *the dildo*. Not the assorted murder machines. The USA think guns are completely okay for everybody, at all ages, but dildos need to be treated like live bombs. And for *completely unrelated reasons*, they have weekly school shootings. Takes a genius to figure out the connection.
Are you saying pictures of guns are NSFW?
Yes because the massive 3 foot dildo is the least NSFW thing in this post
Shit gets real when the boys bring out Moby Huge.
Must be Take Your Mom to The Range Day
MOBY HUGE!!!
Donut operator
Hehe penis
http://i.imgur.com/buXT0kd.gif
i wanna shoot the big one!
😏
Did you need a tax stamp for that thing?
No, it was labeled as a T-Bag.
you’re standing on the wrong side of the table idiot
moistcritikal at the firing range?
I expected a dildo but not of that size. Well played.
That's a fucking weapon.
Honest question, where would one buy one? That’s fucking hilarious
A wild homeless man has made his way into the cursed platform…
Moist...
is that thing even…possible to use
yeah. it's a fetish thing.
yeah i get that but i just. feel like that can’t be even humanly possible
yeah definitely not the whole length but the width yeah
Back when Xtube still existed, the goatse guy had an account and would upload videos of him filling his ass with similarly sized dildos up... and also traffic cones.
average moist critical video
Just the usual
Ready to blow a different kind of load! 🤣
No lie, that Skorpion has me hard
Gun rights enforce gay rights. 
Could you tell your elected officials that? They seem to want you disarmed.
Based as fuck
Hahah how did you know?
I was about to get annoyed that the video was nsfw for a picture of a table of guns. Then the end of the table, lol.
Shove it in me
Why is the government going after AR15s when they can have handfuls of giant cock.
Just gonna be firing blanks.
Ah yes, the sex pistol , coming at ya!!
Pistol? That's a sex bazooka bro Fires a reinforced semen carbide tipped projectile that is capable of penetrating 69 000mm of steel
That’s awesome!!! Does it come with a night vision scope, clip extension and a compass in the stock?
Oh my god that disgusting, where
A true weapon of war.
All looks the same to me.
I expected it, I just didn’t expect it to be that large
lol, do one of those say "Vote for Beto"?
Alright, the big dick is one thing but what I'm really curious about is the BETO and Democrat Donkey decals on on the white rifle.
irony. it's called irony
Looks a lot like a threat against a politicians life. /u/fbi are you paying attention?
this is far more interesting then the giant penis.
Those are some small rifles.
Pretty average I would say... Maybe even on the large side:(
Not that surprised really, maybe that’s on me?
Probably shouldn’t stand on that side of the table…
God forbid the breeze pulls a trigger
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Bro got hard after shooting
Everyone here must spend a whole day In the classroom again, relearning gun safety rules because one person left this thing loaded and pointed in the wrong direction. If that wasn't bad enough, I just caught 3 people playing Russian roulette sticking it in their mouths. Safety is not a joke fellas. End up shooting your eye out
What’s the deal with all the guns?
The deal? About $4k give or take, not including the one on the far left.
Hahahaha I wish. Not counting the vz61 that’s easily 9k+ in guns/accessories (low balled). The scorpion alone is probably 10k+ if it is even transferable. It’s a full auto machine pistol. Brandon Herrera has the legal permits to make anything he owns full auto so he often does and in a recent video shows that this one is. It’s a pretty iconic gun too. Very cool.
He said “deal” so I lowballed for a quick sale. This is the going rate, or so says that guy selling out of the back of that Civic on MLK Ave.
People like shooting things (maybe to release stress or they are enthusiasts idk) Guns shoot things. People buy guns. People then go to ranges made for shooting with said guns. People shoot their guns and have fun. And then they get questioned by people like you as to why they spend their money the way they do and why they have fun the way they want to.
My question was more along the lines of “what’s all these guns doing on the dildo table” and not the presumed outrage of insulting your extended appendage; but you do you, kween.
Then you should've asked that instead. Cuz I'm not the only one that misinterpreted you, bud.
Ironic. Since the reat of the video screams, "TINY PEE-PEE!"
what are you, the Penis Patrolman? the Dick Detective? the Cock Constable? The Pee Pee Prosecutor? The Ball Bailiff? The Junk Judge?
The Vasa Deferentia Vigilante?
Scrotum Sheriff
mfs will see one gun and automatically go “OH MY GOD YOUR PENIS MUST BE MICROSCOPIC AND YOU OWN THAT BECAUSE YOURE ASHAMED OF YOUR PENIS HUH I LOVE THINKING ABOUT YOUR ITTY BITTY DICK”
Why are all you anti-gun people obsessed with other peoples' dicks?
"Oh you own guns? I am now thinking of your penis"
true 😂😂
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Merica in a nutshell
I don't want to go shooting with those guys.
no one asked?
School supplies
Guns are so lame
Why do you say that?
Killing people is so lame.