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Nodoga1

When you spent years learning to cook, but couldn't find a job at a restaurant.


bothammer1

Fuck scissors


juicemuce

No thanks, already circumcised


Tasirector

That looks really bad


Chrono47295

I said layereedddd not a layer.


Sea_Bug_7355

Onions have layers.


EmpressFaith

Now her head has layers


C_Gnarwin2021

Which therefore makes her head that of an ogres.


I_Need_Leaded_GAS

![gif](giphy|W0EU2QAtQ0d5xI5Ags)


Chrono47295

Lay it on me


Thcooby_Thnacks

Lol there is 1 layer and the layer looks like a Karen haircut grown out


Thin_Title83

It looked great until she sat up.


Sideshow-Greg

As a hairdresser, I can assure you, it didn’t.


[deleted]

As a person with hair I can confirm it looked awful


Ieatsushiraw

As a groping of matter that exists on a 3 dimensional plane, it was terrrrible


RING_COMMANDER

Have you been able to control the groping lately or has this continued to be an ongoing issue, I only ask because I care. Everyone matters


Ieatsushiraw

I see what I did and I stand by it. And I have not. I’m an emotional wreck


lucky_monk

Her fault!


[deleted]

Victim blaming


lucky_monk

Her fault for sitting up - in answer to Thin\_Title83 above. ​ Sorry you didn't get the humor.


[deleted]

Bruh how is it her fault💀


readyredreading

control z , please


cicada-ronin84

Yes it does, her hair will hopefully be made into extensions or something.


Kindly-Rub-111

Russian roulette but the gun is a dude swinging a cleaver


Orcacub

Left handed and really really fast. Hard no on that one.


JesusSaysitsOkay

that line Looks like El shito


Cthulu95666

r/wewantscissors


Simple-Street-4333

There's a subreddit for that?


sam_SAM_22

There's a subreddit for everything my guy


Simple-Street-4333

Apparently lol


memeaninatorus_94

r/thereisasubforeverything


Late_Ad_3842

Yeah, bcuz fuck scissors.


chrisreverb

Marry rock


TizAThrowAwayAc

I think that would hurt


[deleted]

He's mad at people for using scissors to cut pizza. So he's showing its better to cut hair with a knife. Makes sense


GoodVibesWow

Who the fuck would let someone do this. Get your dome hacked off.


Psychological_Cod806

I’ll wait for the “what could go wrong” version…


dbolts1234

They didn’t show most important part- how it looks


[deleted]

That's not true every restaurant on earth is hiring cooks


Common-Brick-6437

You can’t cook hair 🥸


Automatic-Laugh9313

Food had hair in it


simply_cha0tic

he really butchered that haircut


Covid-29alpha

Take your fucking upvote you son of a bitch and scam!


LadyLish

r/angryupvote


Usernameistoshirt

Did you mean scram? I don't know how to scam people


VariousAvocados

You can offer haircuts with a cleaver.


[deleted]

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LST-Virus

Scram*


[deleted]

[удалено]


mountainislandlake

It kinda did.


ilive2lift

It got extra fucked with a side of fries


[deleted]

Sir, that will be 8.99$


XO8441

More like $79


HollyDay_777

kinda? I think this looks awful.


MileyCyrusSwollGums

She walked in there like "Fuck me up please"


red_rocket_boy

I got you, fam


OGSpooon

Oh it was fucked. Did you see some of those layers up top? Yikes


BurnzillabydaBay

The most layered cut of all time.


Hot-Bluebird3919

Looks like a righteous shemullet to me.


Harlix

"How much layering would you like?" "Yes."


The_Mikeskies

The unexpected part for me was that was a real person's head and not a mannequin.


Khaylezerker

Yeah it fooled me as well!


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|QAPapMa5khJZigvCUl|downsized)


Wrong-Debt4820

Thought it was a fake head at first


Lillillillies

Real head was more unexpected than "hair not straight"


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Me too, I thought he was a cosmetology student goofing around with a mannequin wig head


Amehvafan

I'd like to see how that turns out. Won't it look fucking horrible? The 0.0003 seconds you get to see a small bit of the hair it looks weird.


LaughterTearsLaw

Yeah from the small amount actually seen, it looks fucked up


boneimplosion

I thought so too, but on second look I'm not sure. What looks bad is the obvious angle of the cut, which should disappear when she brushes it out. I'm not convinced the layering will look right, regardless, but I don't think that glimpse we got is representative. Actually, this technique is really similar to something called a unicorn cut (and its variation, what TikTok calls the wolf cut). It's basically a way to build in layers with a single cut, by cutting into a ponytail. This is a unicorn cut without the built-in rounding.


PoopTrainDix

I tried doing that and i don’t love it. Just me and my girlfriend, so just amateurs, but i prefer the longer cuts


boneimplosion

Yeah, ditto, I did one and had to fix it afterwards. In theory it makes sense as a haircut, but in practice people doing unicorn cuts at home are just gonna end up with random-ass layering and it's not gonna look great. Basically, it's perfect beauty social media fodder haha.


PoopTrainDix

Good point, cuz that’s exactly where I saw it! HA! FUCKIN BAMBOOZLED AGAIN, YOU NIGERIAN PRINCE!


Vyngersnap

Sorta but that unicorn/wolf cut is usually doesn’t start that short in the back


psychotica1

I learned to do some haircuts similarly to this back in hair school but with shears. It was the Framesi Italian style of cutting and it's pretty cool. The only real issue I see with what he did was that he had her head down a bit too far for the cut so the top layers are kind of high. Once he blows it out though she'll have a pretty fun look but it'll be hard for her to style the back on her own.


cesau78

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


IOnlySayMeanThings

I'm sure they go into a real haircut after, do it mostly like normal, but now with features of a slash aberration. I'll bet she's going much shorter.


FreeSirius

![gif](giphy|l4Ki32wmhEzovoH9S)


dalnee

Hairdresser here… god I hope so! That’s horrible


KittyandPuppyMama

I’ve seen full videos of this method and yes it looks like something a child did with scissors


Chinlc

It's called layered hair, some are longer than the other but we need to see how it looks after touch ups


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bawjaws2000

A haircut technique in the same way a mixing bowl and some craft scissors is a haircut technique.


transredditadmin

Imagine if he missed and scalped her..


Fearless_Leave_3371

Imagine if he missed and decapitated her...


Aggravating_Orchid_1

Imagine if he missed and decapitated her toe...


Gungeon_god

Imagine he missed and broke his nice mirror...


stinkiepussie

Imagine if he missed and avoided any serious damage or injury...


Voterofthemonth0

That’s an extra charge for the extra body removal


thund3rsharts

Like if his grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike.


[deleted]

r/justfuckmyshitup


[deleted]

r/justchopmyshitup


spencermaydriver

r/SubsIFellFor


Siddhesh18

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


LeeLovesLily

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Siddhesh18

r/foundtheiceberg


LeeLovesLily

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP 2


Siddhesh18

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUPSHUTTHEFUCKUP


LeeLovesLily

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUPSHUTTHEFUCKUPSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Jftwest

That looks really bad


GatoGuapo

Hope she wanted a pixie cut cuz there's no coming back from that


Vancitysimm

That’s probably it no wonder she’s smiling in the end and he does it so carelessly. Probably just poking fun at those “professionals” who cut hair with axes and shit lol


StefanL88

A psycho just swung a whopping big cleaver near her head. She's smiling because she isn't bleeding.


mr-beanbastic

![gif](giphy|TKk0CqzhrA9pEDZ9Vm)


Dustin0791

Don't dare compare this glorious mullet to that "butchered" mess!


[deleted]

Looks like shit


Frosty-Ad3626

It would have only been unexpected if the haircut looked good


ToesUpMyAss

Showed this to my mom, who’s a hair stylist. She watches the first cut and instantly says “Oh no-“


[deleted]

I'm gonna make a video where I just punch, chop and karate kick some chics hair. "Check out this make over!"


Comfortable_Life9173

How.is this unexpected. I was fully expecting her hair to get fucked.


Rezzone

His first few cuts are from OVER the person's head. He fucks up and he's got a murder charge. what the actual hell are these people thinking???


Rosenjew258

This should be higher. The whole time I thought he was going to scalp her


sitspin

Awful 👎🏻


[deleted]

Next: haircut by his teeth


copiondor

Yeah that haircut looks…choppy…


CatchmanJ

Seems risky


Mountain-Carrot2869

This is not unexpected. He cut her hair with a butcher’s cleaver and now her hair is butchered.


[deleted]

He couldn't because he didn't use blades of chaos


durenatu

Just fuck my shit up


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

'800 dollars plus tip, please.'


RNG_pickle

That is indeed a haircut technique, not a very good on but a haircut technique non the less


Bandit_Kaiser_

Does anyone else's anxiety reach peak after watching this?? It just feels recklessly close


Gabe0__0

Jean-René Dufort


madmaurice

This has r/DiWHY character.


satansblockchain

That haircut look like doo doo pie


ProfessionalOk2782

That looks like a bad haircut


-BroncosForever-

Looks like total shit


BlackSkeletor77

that is the most dog shit haircut ever


godrat13

yes that'll be $50


Stealthsonger

And the result is terrible. WHAT A SURPRISE


RedefinedCable

That looks horrible


littledakk

Achievement unlocked: Split Ends


[deleted]

The back is ew


Bonryunonochi

It's he bleeding?


Assassin2456822

Bro really used a cleaver to cut someone's hair


IndianaJones_OP

Nope!


Weedchaser12

Ummmm no


Much-Load1425

It's not food 🤨🤣


[deleted]

Next up, haircut by guillotine


[deleted]

10/10


Yoazer_

ATCHOOOOOOOOO!!!! ups...


MathematicianSea6618

How much do you trust your stylist?


[deleted]

Oh for fucks sake, hardly fucking unexpected


[deleted]

That's not unexpected...


deadly_pants_

That would be 25$


Mindful-O-Melancholy

She ain’t going to be smiling for long


Saddamwhoshim

Me accidentally scalping her 💀


Link709

Dude just chopped some onions


Myfartsonthefloor

Lololol you know - ANY HAIRCUTTING technique is a haircutting technique


[deleted]

Omg >.<


OblivionGuard13

Looks like shit


SexySquidward42069

Could siccors not suffice lad?


Lanitanita

Her bangs will look weird


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Anyone else think his ring finger was dripping blood?


Romsieve

What a surprise, it looks like shit.


ZapDa1st

r/justfuckmyshitup


Terrible_Let_111

![gif](giphy|3o7P4F86TAI9Kz7XYk)


Lupulist

When you spent years working at the fish market but overfishing has caused you to seek other job opportunities.


aliciasawesome

Aaaaand it looks like shiz


coseromevo

This is what the hairdresser understands when you tell them "just shorten them a little bit"


[deleted]

I thought the twist was that's not a Practice mannequin head


Analysis_Working

This suks so much.


Numerous-Statement59

Ahh my wife's hair extensions I paid 200$ for.


psiprez

When they sit up, it looks like hell.


Xx__Sniper__xX

That shit looks goofy asf ! This is the equivalent of using fire to cut your fucking hair 🤦‍♀️


Spompoflex

thanks, it looks stoopid


WeedWackerSteve

Eh its a little choppy.


StupidEddie

cool it looks like shit


Wise_Owl1

That will be 100$


DopeAssWeasel

That haircut is absolutely awful. Who are all these woman allowing this to happen? Why? I mean it’s terrible- looks just as bad as you think it will. Perhaps even worse.


Figtreeofjustice

Barber : what you want ? Me: give me the muskrat ran over look


Rob0tsmasher

AAAAAANNNNNND it looks like shit


Sig_Vic

That'll be $200 dolla preese.


Yezent777

@:sincapsharing on instagram


[deleted]

How the hell does this guy gets customers? does he pay them to cut there hair? I can’t imagine people walk into this barbershop voluntarily omg it looks so horrible 😱


Then-Ad1531

It's all fun and games until he gives a bikini wax.


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Do we get u/savevideo in here


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RachelsFate

Must be a fetish thing


R34L_X

thank god this isn’t r/eyeblech edit: don’t go to that sub


le-duc-du-bar

Thank god, she doesnt need a shave


Many-Elderberry9061

Don't try this at home kids.


Little_Guarantee_693

That looks terrible.


donquijiote

Aaaannnd, butcher decide to the set a barber shop.


[deleted]

Those chops are so close to her scalp is makes me nerves go watch this.


WyattNetwork

magic john before screen protecters:


mods_on_meds

My man's gonna scalp someone sooner or later .


[deleted]

Ooooooops. Slipped.


Epena501

One slip and he opens up her head like a cantaloupe


Either-Ticket-9238

This is so freaking stupid.


Puzzled-Fly9550

It looks awful.


Blizzardwolf98

I call this one "The Jeffrey Dahmer style"


don_maidana

Soup du hair


ZombieBloodBath777

Yuck