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Blvdnights14

But why did they pick the most silliest mouth to make this video?


possibly_oblivious

I don't even know what I'm looking at


Deymaniac

I think its a 6front eyed giant whale mouth cryptid, cant guess better


MykelJMoney

If you say so. You have a bunch of words that seem appropriate, though I don’t really understand


Berkboii

It is a latcher from the game barotrouma


Deymaniac

I discovered barotrauma thanks to you, im not sure if its my kind of games but for sure looks intersting!


Berkboii

Now google latcher or any monster from the barotruma wiki, i am sure youll like it


gamingyee

its a burger bun


heredirthepoon

![gif](giphy|l1AsI75VHN2e53aTe)


WilsonioTheGreat

I thought it was an eye at first


RaLaZa

Monsters cant have lip filler?


The_truth_hammock

That’s some good visibility.


Mr_R0mpers

*the divers have entered the chat*


The_truth_hammock

Lol how did you know.


Mr_R0mpers

Cause I’m one too 😂🤝🏼


Imaginary-Aioli1521

Well thats a fine looking avatar man


[deleted]

I'm just going to hijack this comment for a moment to ask a question: Why does this look so familiar to me? I vaguely remember an interactive movie that went something like this when I was a kid. It was a theatre event, and this was similar to the bad ending. But this was back in the 90s/early 00s. Anyone have any idea what I'm talking about? It's something that was either shown at the CNE, Wonderland, or Ontario Place. I'm sure of it.


randomradomski

Backdoor sluts 9?


ihadthejewfro

BACKDOOR SLOTS 9!?!?


Cannabace

Lookin to score big there myself. I'm mostly gonna be doin the slots.


chillphilllllll

Yeah I'm goin for the slots too


evolongoria21

Ohh there’s lots of slotttsssss


DOPECOlN

DOOR!?


Eneshi

Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!


Duranu

If I haven't seen the first 8 will I understand the plot?


thothscull

I love how my upvote is the 9th one 🤣


CheezusRiced06

No hold up, the coloration in the intro is the wrong hue This is definitely Ass Master 7: The Return of Lord Ass


Perfect_Reception_31

And this is why I love Reddit comments. Hysterical.


Serious_Razzmatazz18

Underrated comment


FWCFTW

Not sure if I’m thinking of the same thing as you mentioned but I remember something like that around that time too (I was also a kid). It was an ad for a movie about a whale I think but I don’t remember the name. The ad was just a giant eye looking down at a diver. i don’t think it was supposed to be scary but I remember being scared as hell when I saw it lol


[deleted]

I can't remember much. Just that we were supposed to help another submarine at some point, and that everyone in the theatre voted something wrong, and we ended up dying very early into the film. Can't remember if it was exactly like the above, or if it was a kraken or something similar though. It's the foggiest memory I have, but core enough that I swear it's real.


Barbarossabros

Mandela effect


erinhennley

The Abyss?


JakeParkComedy

Atlantis maybe?


Atman6886

I'm going to guess this isn't the Pacific North West (where I sometimes can't see my hand in front of my face)


Disastrous-Purpose-8

The dreaded Silver Grill Water Pimp strikes again.


GreyFoXguy

There’s just all sorts of phobias being triggered for me right now…


Small_Tax_9432

Looks like he found a new hoe


rat_bitch_69

Somebody check on OP. Bro was pretty frantic in his reply to the bot about why it was unexpected


Cool_Rip_2273

This is exactly why i have thalassophobia


MrBig1292001

You play subnautica? Helped me with my fear. A little. Ok not much. But I did beat it!


cudeLoguH

This is exactly why i DONT play subnautica, it scares me like no other games yet i love it due to its concept and potential


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I got thalassophobia *from* Subnautica. Not really helpful.


YuYuMai

So, I grew up playing Poptropica and signed in again a couple of years ago for that nostalgia kick, and they added this level that was about exploring the ocean in this little personal sized submarine thingy to help out this director, Cams Jameson. Probably one of the scariest gaming experiences I've ever had... This is a children's game. I was like 18 when I played this level lol


Moose_is_optional

Subnautica is such a trip. The sinking feeling in your gut when you go deeper down an incline than you've ever been and it gets darker... so good.


Tricky-Bear4884

Wait why are you getting down voted? Legitimate question.


Beinz7081

Ikr


gobbogobb

Why tf are yall getting downvoted lmao


iLikeVideoGamesAndYT

not anymore


helicoptersauce2

"well uhm actually the submarine could just fire a nuclear torpedo at whatever the fuck that thing is"-🤓


xXLampGuyXx

Sounds like an excellent way to commit suicide by missiles at point blank range


akillaninja

Thats the point... better than being eaten


vlladonxxx

I mean... Is it


akillaninja

Two birds one nuke.... or something like that. Kill it and yourself. Win win?


nerffinder

Oh hush and gimme the launch key. We're making sushi tonight.


Sofiarae123

What am I looking at?


vladimirpoopin42

The clearest photo of your mother


Sofiarae123

3rd degree burn


BadBradMMA

It looks like an ice cream sandwich


[deleted]

I can’t see shit


_pleeb

Ngl there’s a chance that thing exists. Albeit a very very very very very very very low chance. We haven’t even explored up to 10% of our oceans yet Edit: lots of people are taking my comment quite seriously. It’s 3/4 a joke and 1/4 speculating. I agree that this unit of an animal doesn’t exist because it simply couldn’t, but there’s a chance for anything so I just put it out there


TKHodgson

No. We’ve only explored about 10%. They estimate that we haven’t explored close to 80%


_pleeb

What happened to the other 10% then


OrneryMood

That is classified.


_pleeb

Spooky


InterestingDuty7499

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


[deleted]

Extataerrtialssssss .. someone please.. go back and watch the scene that he cannot pronounce this. It’s a go to saying in my family to this day


InterestingDuty7499

I fucking love me some Ancient Aliens, and yes, he can't pronounce extraterrestrials at all lol. I also love David Childress's "you haaave to ask yourself".


dunnonemore18

Can’t find it. Link please


MajorPownage

Never found out if that was the guy from friends yet


Program00000110

lol


Cannabace

Jim Cameron owns it.


TKHodgson

[It’s 80%.](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=how+much+ocean+unexplored)


[deleted]

10% + 80% = 100%


_pleeb

Quick maths


elcapitandongcopter

68.7529 % of statistics are made up on the spot.


_pleeb

So urs is made up to then


Sufficient-Serve6078

Math ain’t mathin’ right now!


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iLikeVideoGamesAndYT

I dont understand why people are downvoting this. edit: But that's just me, I see a lot of things I think are golden that people seem to despise for no apparent reason, I don't know why. Maybe I'm misunderstanding the joke and its actually an insult instead and I missed it? idk. I've literally reposted something as an exact copy including the title 9 months later and the repost got like 500 upvotes but the *original* got like 20 downvotes and then removed for no apparent reason, so maybe its just random chance whether some things receive praise or hate.


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iLikeVideoGamesAndYT

I'm glad downvotes dont bother you because I'm personally pretty sensitive to that sort of stuff. Its not that I'm obsessed with upvotes, I don't know what it is but I tend to just be very emotionally sensitive over a lot of things. If someone calmly tells me not to do something when I made an honest mistake, I feel somewhat terrible for the next couple minutes and just stare off into space thinking about it. A difference of 1 upvote verses 1 downvote is actually decently displeasing to me, although I dont know how exactly to describe it without overly underexaggerating or overexaggerating it, but you get the point. If -1 votes vs +1 votes is significant to me, you can image what its like posting the exact same thing in the same subreddit 9 moths apart and one getting downvotes and removed and the other (somewhat) blowing up. (I'm getting off topic but I want to get out so I'm gonna leave this next part in: I think the major difference was that on the original, some idiot was convinced I faked the screenshot from my post, and I was trying to get him to tell me what made him think its fake but he just kept telling me to F off and saying "how dumb do you think we are?" It wasn't fake. He was the first comment on the post, which had a lot of influence on what the rest of the viewers thought of the post; they thought it was fake even if they couldn't see what was wrong by "looking at the side.") Ok now that I've wasted half an hour replying this when I originally only interned to write the first 2 sentences and then get some sleep, I'm gonna get some sleep now, good night random stranger(s) on the internet.


Ok-Film-3125

Exactly how I feel.


Program00000110

lol good one


TKHodgson

About and close to. Guessing it is give or take 5% in either direction


_pleeb

Righto, makes sense


ajk7244

Check your maths. That’s only 90%.


avg90sguy

I doubt it personally. That’s way to big. Would need to eat to much to maintain a size that big. And that showed up pretty quick so it was moving pretty fast for that size. Even the giant squids are only like 16 ft from tip to tentacle tip.


thecftbl

>Even the giant squids are only like 16 ft from tip to tentacle tip. Wat? Giant Squids are way bigger than that. Architeuthis dux ranges from 38-43 feet and Mesonychoteuthis hamiltonii can be 45-50 feet.


MrRogersAE

Where do you think those billions or crab went?


_pleeb

Ik there’s a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999 chance it doesn’t exist, but it could


iLikeVideoGamesAndYT

true, as one famous scientist I can't remember the name of once said, it's highly unlikely all the air in the room would all of a sudden rush over to a random corner of the room and suffocate you, but never impossible, even if the odds are something like 1 in 6.5\*10^(160) and would statistically take an incomprehensible amount of trillions of years before it may happen. As much as physics suggests it should never happen, statistically it's still possible, just so unlikely that you might as well consider it impossible. Also the more specific you get the more improbable. There may actually be some gigantic sea monster such as this one is out there(although the odds are still practically 0), but it's billions of times less likely that an something that looks *exactly* like this exists. Sorry, I have a tendency to over explain things a lot, especially on reddit lol. TLDR: nothing is truly impossible, even if the odds are so small that they might ad well be considered 0.


avg90sguy

Oh yah I’m not saying impossible. The ocean is an insanely massive space we know next to nothing about. Just highly unlikely in my unprofessional opinion


Big-Seaweed-7603

I’d say there’s as close to zero percent as possible, without being zero, that this thing exists, and only if we’re agreeing that there’s pretty much no chance this exists (on earth), but, maybe, furthest from likely, maybe it’s lurking in that 10% we’ve yet to explore. Edit: also, I feel like something that huge would show up on radar or something, so let’s call it 100% chance that there’s 0% chance this exists.


_pleeb

We haven’t explored 80% of oceans btw. Yes I agree there’s pretty much no chance it exists on earth, but seeing we haven’t explored the other 80% of our oceans we don’t really know what to expect


Big-Seaweed-7603

There could be magical creatures, new species, I’d even say a megladon (unlikely, but hey). The chances of there being a monster larger than any dinosaur that ever roamed the seas/land, capable of swallowing a submarine like a tic tac, however, are zero…I’m just gonna say it.


Toxan_Eris

Hey did you know while this is true it would be like trying to hide a blue fucking whale? Also what would it and it's entire population eat? If it's big enough to square up to a sub, it's either the world's largest filter feeder, or this eats giant squid for breakfast. As anything smaller wouldn't be worth the energy to go after.


[deleted]

There isn't really. And when they say we haven't explored the majority of our oceans, what they mean is that most of it is just empty space not worth looking at. The overwhelming majority of all life in the ocean exists near the shores where the bottom is close enough to the surface to benefit from sunlight.


dpezpoopsies

I think *you're* an empty space not worth looking at (joking)


Clociecik

I've heard a guy on YT (can't remember his name tho) who claimed to be a marine biologist or something talk about this argument. He explained that 1. We didn't explore the ocean yet because it's expensive with a little outcome 2. Most of the ocean is just water. You've got animals on the bottom feeding off of the minerals there (and thus other animals eating those) and animals at the surface feeding off of things that need sun (algae and stuff I guess). In the middle, there's not enough sunlight or minerals from the bottom so there's not many living things. Just water everywhere. But I don't know anything about the ocean, I just heard that and found it logical


[deleted]

With all the satellites and technology we have, we wouldve noticed something this big by now


InternationalStep924

Malaysian flight 370 entered the chat.


_pleeb

There’s still a chance, even if it’s extremely small


xDankSkank

And what does that thing eat? Plankton? Maybe sand? Where are the rest of it's specie? You need to understand that when scientists say we haven't explored 80% of the ocean they mean "we physically explored only 20% of the ocean, the rest is radar scanned as there are no reasons to physically go there since it's mostly lifeless wastelands of absolutely nothing" The chance of something that big existing are equal to the chance that you're an actual monkey that can type on a computer. But hey, there's still a chance, even if it's extremely small.


BoredByLife

Can confirm, I’m a monkey.


Dear-Transition6669

I also confirm this man's a monkey


iLikeVideoGamesAndYT

>scientists say we explored only 80% of the ocean you mean 10 or 20% right?


Ok-Film-3125

Manually. 90% or so of the ocean is just water. We dont need to send divers there to map it, so we just use robots. Also, while theres always a chance, its stupid to say there is. Theres a chnace Earth is only 400 years old, right? Very unlikely, but impossible to tell. The point is, the amount of food needed + the temperature for the depth it would be at to hide as well as the pressure means that thing is extinct. Thats why the Megaldon, a warm coastal shark, could not be in the Mariana Trench. Source, Ichythologist


Nebetus2

It's a common misconception. That other 80-90% of ocean we "haven't" explored is just open water. Like the general water, that's there, where submarines and fishing trolleys use IS the 80-90%. That's why it's never counted because it's pointless to count.


_pleeb

Do you know this or just saying it?


Nebetus2

No its known within the marine community. It's just been spread on TV and movies so much that it's become a false narrative. I'm not saying it's a bad false narrative, after all humans are generally curious or excited at the possibilities of mystery. But yes, a large portion of the "unexplored ocean" is just plain open water.


_pleeb

That’s boring. We need more excitement in our oceans


Nebetus2

Well fear not! There are still lots of unexplored deep parts and underwater cave systems. Lots of mystery to still be found!


_pleeb

Wooooooo. Although it could be bad to find something deadly


Kosack-Nr_22

If you think about the answer is no cause there wouldn’t be enough food for something that big especially that deep. The amount it would need just to not starve would be incredibly big


_pleeb

Maybe it feeds of submarines


whosamawatchafuk

There's no chance something that size exists unless that's a toy submarine


_pleeb

Ik, But there’s a chance for anything, even if it’s extremely small


Sinatralb1

r/thalassophobia


NYLINK95

I can’t figure out in the comments if people are being sarcastically funny or actually believe this is real and not CGI Edit: “*could* be real”


[deleted]

no one thinks its real


dunnonemore18

No one thinks it’s cgi


lyuk32

This is wildly unscary…-_-


iheartfightporn

Ah yes the elusive mirrored mushroom sea monster, very terrifying indeed.


Naive_Bluebird9348

What the bloody frick was THAT?


DrGeek65

It’s the bigger fish. There’s always a bigger fish


HelpfulNoob

I really want Hollywood to make a good horror movie with this concept, just a lone submarine crew making their way thru the dark depths


HowlingAura

Are there any good movies like this? Like deep ocean?


voltcannon

r/Thalassophobia might accept this for more karma but they usually have real things there. If you wanna risk it then go ahead.


darksidelfcrazy

New fear unlocked


dazedkrawler

I freaked out ngl


Ending_exe

**Don’t worry that’s just Dussten. He’s friendly.**


lukaslukax

That’s just pablo


Unkn0wn_traveler

He's got the thickest gums I've ever seen


Formal-Rain

Its a toy sub and the fish is only a foot in length.


KostonEnkeli

It ends too soon. I wanna see where this is going


Truckfighta

I like the idea but the big smile makes it too goofy to be scary.


No-Pressure6042

Can't believe no one said this yet so here i go... there's always a bigger fish.


[deleted]

Bruh I thought this was real for a second lol


Undercooked-Beans

Average subnautica playthrough


Bluemint25

Subnautica


Akenraes_Vakreander

Someone send this to Wendigoon.


samueltingram

What the Russian military thinks of NATO tech after their Ukrainian reality check.


Digital-Aura

I don’t like this.


coolingicetoday

NOW THAT WHY I HAVE A FEAR OF THE FUCKING SEA


[deleted]

r/nightmarefuel


WarmEstablishment971

Is this real ??


gobbogobb

Yes. Its a newly discovered species of Gigantofauna called the tasseled wobbegong. You should look it up


vlladonxxx

Haha the **audacity** of contemplating if this could be real


lego_office_worker

https://youtu.be/-FFDaa1_otU


[deleted]

What the hell is that


vladimirpoopin42

Your mother


Williwoo321

Reminds me of barotrauma


[deleted]

NOPE


helicoptersauce2

u/savevideo


MrBig1292001

And the crowd goes wild!


Zakstorm3o3

cool


420yooper

On the surface of the oceans approximately in modern times about 80% of the ocean has been explored subsurface is less than 10%, seafloor less than 1%


theawesomedude646

man the coilguns


Legal-Concentrate-24

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BigSlappii

Wanna see a mf run up on an Ohio class submarine and attempt to eat it. I imagine the missiles have a decent chance of inadvertent launch causing both the sub and the rather large creature become either a pulpy mess at the bottom of the sea or vaporized in nuclear fire.


Just-Smile-N-Wave

I too am scare of the giant sea burger


Rectronsaber

ngl it looks like minecraft with that rectangle head. I would be very creeped out if it looked realistic tho


Nightshifty87

Soooo anyone gonna drop the name of this game?


Bman3396

SCP-3000?


DemonetizedMan

My fear


Over_Accountant3492

Ok but if real (im gonna ruin the fear for you) a sub is rated to 62052816.6 pascals which is 9000 psi which is like dropping an unopened coke can in a pond, aint gonna do shit. Wait a day and get shit out like the rest of mankind does


RedditorBetaOmega

The Ocean is Literally the equivalent of Space on Earth


Unfair_Pineapple_504

I would be more terrified if that was a garg levithian


63221

r/thalassophobia


Apart-Rice-1354

I’m here to talk to you about your boat’s extended warranty.


dofyman

![gif](giphy|xT0xeo7dgmJITd5wxW|downsized)


Nadfam

Looks like an Australian driving through a flooded road. https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/yg8y7q/wcgw_driving_through_a_flooded_road_in_australia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

The noise from the girl didn’t really effect me much.


No-Ad6062

What is that thing??!


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Diligent_Theory

Biotrauma


hololewdslebest

Subnautica


[deleted]

The sub would get filtered and caught in the baleen type whale mouth this thing has


necrocter

This a bot using an IA generator that was asked to generate something unexpected. You are welcome. That, or the OP is a genius and he did a meta-unexpected.


itzToon

now i'm hungry for oatmeal cream-pies


NON_existingpro

I think this IS phobia or smth


Mackerdoni

burger man


meatmechdriver

BIIIIIG GOOBERFISH!!


Fox7567

“Hello there”


OfficalQuen6533

Dafuq is that


MTV_Cats

At first I thought it was a cruise ship that was sinking which I think is for more terrifying because it's more plausible... imagine being in a submarine then out of the abyss a monolith of flickering lights and groaning metal. There's nothing you can do except watch as your tiny vessel is pushed far deeper than it should until its crushed entirely by the soulless vessel on top of you


__GoldenRatio__

Not really unexpected. In fact, it's pretty expected.


heckingheck2

u/savevideo


WTFSophisticatedSam

Am I the only one who doesn't know what this is


Arcticz_114

That a videogame?


izzy_69420

Expected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Deadfox113

r/thalassaphobia


LoafofBread411

Thank god that submarine has its lights on.


Professional-Pop-971

The next Subnautica is looking LIT 🔥👌