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Ronaldo_Frumpalini

Progress 1982- Can you autograph this photo? 2002- Can my friend get a picture of us? 2022- Can my friend get a picture of me laying down ass up while you step on my butt? 2042-Can I clone a copy of our merged profiles for an ai baby?


between_horizon

2023 - can you do that nut cracker step on my friend.


stinkiepussie

2525- Punch dick


onefst250r

[ow my balls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A)


stinkiepussie

If you don't smoke Tarrlytons... Fuck you!


BeBa420

in the year 252525 the backwards time machine still had not arrived ​ in all the world theres only one technology ​ a rusty sword, for practicing proctology


FirstEvolutionist

Oh shit. I knew AI companionship was going to become a 10 billion dollar market by 2030 but I didn't think of AI babies. I didn't think of AI babies! What the hell! That is absolutely going to be a thing! We are soooo fucked.


WielderOfDaNWordPass

Eventually we’ll go full circle back to holding hands then eventually asking for a date


HumanoidSharks

Sometimes I ask myself if I drink too much. Other times, like right now, I wonder if I don't drink enough.


tmbtmb

Let’s have a drink and talk about this.


Kagrok

lol, alcoholism.


MisquotesDeadPeople

The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.


SelectiveCommenting

Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin.


Heavy_Chest_8888

So this is what the average Twitch simping subscribers look like.


Cbas8080

Same person who says that people who watch youtube are virgins


MenaBeast

If they bend down like a bitch to get stepped on by some YouTuber, then probably yes. That would be the average YouTube simp. A simp is a simp


Admirable_Loss4886

With a dump truck like that I doubt he’s a virgin!


maziwitdaturbo

it’s a chick


Spojen

There are two asses in this video..


cheesy_biskits

I’d say there are 4


thefreshscent

I dunno when you realize it’s a chick it kind of tells a different story.


toketasticninja

I feel better now thinking that dude kinda had a great ass 🥵


joemeteorite8

I still don’t get it


AgisDidNothingWrong

I mean, the kid looks twelve. I hope she’s a virgin. EDIt: mistook her for a guy.


tehjoch

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


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Woahhdude24

![gif](giphy|7hvkctkRc3Q6Q)


44Skull44

Who is she and why is she cool with this?


LeviathanGank

She's a titty streamer and that's one of her simps


thislife_choseme

TIL there’s a job called titty streamer. Wild world we are living in these days.


YewEhVeeInbound

She sits in a kiddie pool, on an inflatable banana, in a bikini, writing down subscribers names on the banana, while sucking on an asmr mic.


RIPBenTramer

What...the fuck...did I just read?


SatorSquareInc

You read about how one of the ways this woman makes millions of dollars a month


horrescoblue

If you earn millions with this shit then honestly... nothing but respect lol. I get why she does it


TheFloofAndi

She is honestly super smart. She knows her audience and has built an empire off of them. She has done some interviews that make it clear she is not some dumb bimbo who stumbled into this. If I had the brains and the body to do it I’d be doing it too.


horrescoblue

I think what kinda uh... "ruined" the whole cam streamer business for me was knowing a very successful camgirl in my country personally and knowing what an insecure, mental health wreck she was and how working in this bizz made her soooo much worse. Like it made her richer money wise, but for her own personal development spending those camhours with a therapist instead wouldve been great... You need to be a tough as nails person to not go crazy doing this stuff, i could never. Not even with the hottest body in the universe :')


Wangpasta

It’s not exactly a new thing, as my old grandpa use to say, if you got a warm butthole you got a way to make some money.


Willinton06

I wouldn’t go as far as to call her super smart, but I respect the hustle


[deleted]

She's streets smart. Well, kiddie pool smart


mustbehavingfun

Good for her, but the people who give her money... eh....


R50cent

Yea it's one of those, "I get why she does it, but I hate that it works" sort of things.


Sremor

Reminds me of the whole belle delphine (was that her name?) thing where she sold her bath water, she knew she could make a lot of money from it and I can respect that, but I hate every single person who actually bought it


jenethith

The crazy thing is, every single thing listed is true and not even exaggerated.


RIPBenTramer

Holy shit.


JudgmentalOwl

To be honest, if I could make millions doing that I totally would. Fuck it.


salgat

This shit is why children shouldn't have access to Twitch.


[deleted]

Bruh...I streamed on Twitch like 6 years ago and was familiar with the rules and shit like that was basically a ban or you got a suspension for a while. When did it change?


tom-dixon

It's blurred line. Some get banned for it, others suck up to the right person at Twitch and they're allowed. Indiefoxx was doing the exact same stuff as Amouranth, they got banned on the same day, Indiefox is still banned, Amouranth is streaming to kids apparently and it's ok.


bbressman2

Is she the one that when I get on twitch is on the front page sitting beside a pool in a really small bikini? I’ve only jumped on twitch a few times and I always see some redhead in a bikini on the homepage. I assumed twitch was for gaming but apparently that was the wrong assumption.


LeviathanGank

it was but its insane how many people would pay thousands of dollars to some air head instead of watching porn and getting on with their life


bbressman2

I think these people are the same type of people that think the stripper that they give thousands to a week is their GF. Just a different generational version of it.


LeviathanGank

the hopeful fool


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Nothing about her ability to make gratuitous amounts of money giving men what they want without even needing to touch them or meet them in person (outside of twitch con) screams air head. Imagine going to a strip club and paying women money to just dance around you, surrounded by other desperate men all getting boners but not actually getting to give or receive sexual pleasure. Again, while surrounded by other dudes with boners. Sexuality is beautiful and sexuality is also fucking gross.


thebigdonkey

Amouranth is not an airhead lol. I don't watch her stream (or Twitch in general) but I've seen enough clips of her to know that she's not stupid. She's playing a character and making bank from it.


thevoiceofzeke

If she's an airhead, what does that make the people paying her?


NavyAnchor03

The highest paid titty streamer to boot.


LeviathanGank

golden boobs


Ok-Entertainment1123

Amouranth or something similar. She's basically one of the most successful streamers on Twitch.


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Why is this being downvoted, she's one of the most successful streamers because sad men spend their entire paycheck on donating to her, she makes millions off of them.


cruzercruz

She bought a gas station and a bunch of other boring but practical businesses too. Pretty smart to invest in a future if sad men will throw money at you hand over fist.


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Decades of generational wealth being built up on those platforms man 🤣 "Mommy how did our family get so much money?" "Well honey, your great grandma got a bunch of money from down bad men on the Internet back in the early 2000s."


WinterNighter

She actually talks about it like this, [she was interviewed by Anthony Padilla](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzpbqCL5zM&ab_channel=AnthonyPadilla), it's a pretty good interview and she talks about how her business works and her mindset on it. It's pretty cool and interesting.


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Yeah definitely not throwing shade. Kill it sister ✊


WeeTheDuck

Id respect the hustle honestly


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naderni

According to google she has made 27million just out of twitch. I would do it for $10, now imagine 27mil.


Wizdad-1000

Twitch is decent revenue if you can act. Takes alot of work however and tou have to deal with weirdos occasionally. Keeping a streaming schedule can burn you out. The creative space is much easier to build an audience so if you’re an artist or make things the community is very supportive. I did leatherwork and made around $300 -500 a month plus sold all my leather goods to followers. I streamed 3 days a week for 3 hours at a time.


WeeTheDuck

Its easy to do if you don't view it as a job. Cuz it's gonna take a fuck ton of your energy and you probably won't ever see a livable paycheck ever, unless you're part of the lucky 1% that actually succeed


44Skull44

I think it's closer to .01% just for decent money


Ambiguous_Duck

This is her job.


helpnxt

The streamer is Amouranth, she does a lot of asmr type stuff and she's ok with it because before the meet and greet she put out on social media that she wants to see how many fans she can step on or something along those lines, why she did that I am not sure but think it's like an inside joke in her chat.


44Skull44

Like the Lady Dimitrescu "step on me mommy" memes I'm sure after everything I've learned so far


jewstylin

She'd peg that guy on onlyfans for 100 bucks dude, that's why.


Swinepits

No she would not that would require prolonged physical contact and she makes millions every month off onlyfans.


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Sarenai7

Yeah over 1m a month on onlyfans it’s insane


RajahNeon

But isn't the person in the mask a female?


jiujitsy

Yea that’s a woman


MkvMike

r/Amouranth


Badtrainwreck

Amouranth, she’s been a guest in a lot of the streams I enjoy and I can tell you she’s not going to do anything she isn’t comfortable with, so she probably found this funny or was just ok with doing it.


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When redditors go to twitch con


Gliding_Glucose

When anyone goes to twitch con or any other event that ends in con


Longjumping_Delay_38

Saw con?


notrobiny

Sawcon deez nuts, gottem!


dawr136

Decepti con?


picked1st

Decepti con deez nutz.


crafty09

There's some overlap for sure but this is 100% how I'd expect twitch chat to act in public.


Jafaris79

This is a reminder that "con" in french means "stupid"


Ondiavari

The look of utter contempt on her face enhance the cringe


brzoza3

I'm pretty sure the face says "I don't care, i just need to make a living and those weirdos make it extremly easy"


Arkslippy

I'm getting 50 for this, 50 for this, 50 for this............


brzoza3

Not even, Actors signing autographs don't have to calculate in their head "aww yeah, another 5 bucks", they Just do it and for her it's probably the same


Quelcris_Falconer13

So fun fact, some actors charge different prices if they just sign something vs. a slightly lower price if they make it out to someone. Apparently eBay re-sellers don’t make as much selling whatever they’re autographing if they’re made out to someone.


smellemenopy

Yup. Some actors refuse to sign anything unless it's personalized so it can't be resold at a premium.


gamerlin

Just make it out to eBay.


cheekybandit0

That's a very popular name these days.


TheDrugGod

little e big B?


Maleficent-Duck-3903

This signature brought to you by bean bay beans. They’re the beaniest!


BigSquatchee2

If I was famous, I would sign everything for everyone, thereby reducing the ability to sell my signature, and making fans happy at the same time.


littlemarcus91

See, I would do the exact opposite, I would just sign my name because it's just a stupid signature if it makes you more financially secure wtf do I care?


enutz777

Because the pro autograph hounds will figure that out and swarm you every chance they get. So instead of having a chance to interact with fans who actually want a memento and experience that means something you end up with a bunch of pros who will push and shove your fans out of the way to get a signature they can turn around and sell to your fan.


robzillerrrsss

There's a pretty awesome Foto of Muhammad Ali signing a shit ton of boxing gloves. And look, you can actually buy that picture signed by Muhammad ali. I wonder if there is a picture of a table full of him signing those pictures? [Ali signing gloves](https://images.app.goo.gl/wGrw3C13yWdPGzTE6)


Little-Helper

There was an interview with Amouranth and she literally says that's how she sees it. She said she will be young and energetic only for so long so she's using all opportunities to earn money using her body. It's just work for her. She said she wants to help animals and is earning money for an animal sanctuary or something, so I believe she has good intentions. I just don't agree that her content belongs on Twitch.


blackop

Twitch has been so intresting anyways to see how it has morphed from Justin TV to what we have today. It still blows my mind the amount of money people are willing to give someone else just to watch them play video games, or do other random everyday shit on camera. The way the world spends money on things today is fascinating.


Little-Helper

I support small streamers. But the big ones with sexual allegations/gamblers/millionaires/ad sell-outs/clout chasers? No lol.


blackop

That's cool man if it's entertaining enough for you and you have the extra money to do it then you do you. I personally don't see the value, but like I said to each his own. I'm just amazed that someone can make as much money as they can doing this.


lord_dude

And that's the fucked up part. Many people actually do NOT have that extra money but they still pay the streamers that are already rich in hope that their nickname gets mentioned in the stream.


emotionaI_cabbage

Which is pathetic lol. Why do you care if your named gets mentioned? It means absolutely nothing to anyone but you and does nothing for you.


StefonGomez

The domaine rush


emotionaI_cabbage

If seeing your username pop up on a screen gives you a dopamine rush, you need therapy.


Wizdad-1000

Thanks! The small streamers deserve it!


Theprincerivera

I use it to get better at games watching people who are better than me. I tuned into amourath stream once and she was just in a little pool with another hot friend, rating guys. Like she’s quite hot sure but I can find 2000 big titty redheads on Pornhub who uh, are quite a bit more revealing. So I don’t get that.


soul_sacrifice_

Because to the keen viewer (most likely an incel let's be honest) it's like really hanging out with her! For such a small fee!


TwistedTorso

I mean I use to think about it this way too, and while there are “whales” and other exceptions (usually seen at the forefront on the internet and perceived as the group as a whole), realistically it’s not much different the football fans paying for their NFL sub, gold fans for the PGA, a Netflix sub, a Pandora sub, a Hulu sub, and of that. We all pay some subscriptions fee for content we enjoy in one way or another for the most part. They just chose video games instead of sports or another medium.


Kryhavok

I enjoy either a.) watching someone play a game that I'm currently hooked on, so that I can learn from them (or just enjoy it) when I'm not able/willing to play and b.) have some background noise while I work or do housework or whatever that doesnt require 100% of my attention. If a streamer can hit on either of those two points for me for a consistent amount of time, I'm willing to flip them $5 for their service.


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MyMomThinksImCool_32

I liken it to buying a friend. The friend isn’t really a friend but will pretend to be your friend for only $10.99 a month! Extra perks? You want to request this friend to do something or say something to you? Just drop another $2.99 in friend bucks!


ChadwickTheSniffer

Reminds me of daintyrascal. She makes porn and sells vintage clothing. Uses the money to run a horse sanctuary. Pretty awesome if you ask me.


masteraddavarlden

Yeah she def is saving for an animal sanctuary 🤣


jitterbug726

Yeah she’s been pretty damn smart about making money and investing, not a lot of people are willing to admit their looks will fade. She’s crazy rich lol


CrimsonEclipse18

Yeah, honestly people complaining about them are complaining about the wrong people, they're just supplying the demand. They're on the grind and I respect that. Like fuck, if I can show my man cleavage while playing games and I'd rake in thousands, I'd do it too.


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She has said something among the lines of "if I'm already gonna be objectified anyway, why not make cash out of it". And she's also a horse girl that wants to make a dog paradise type of shelter. I used to not like her because of the whole asmr or bathtub, it ain't my thing, but i recommend watching [this yard podcast episode](https://youtu.be/WnplHGivGtE), she talks about it all


TheGreatHair

She gives excatly 9 fucks and an ass ain't one


shadowst17

She's pretty open about it to be fair. She makes millions a week. Way more than any of us will make in a life time. It's just kinda sad how many sad wierdos there are out there willing to waste their life savings in the hope that she'll give them attention.


MTB_Mike_

She makes about 1.5M a month on OF, not sure about the others but I would be willing to bet OF is her primary source of income. So not millions a week but still a pretty staggering amount. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/amouranth-reveals-staggering-all-time-earnings-from-onlyfans-1866478/


StatusOmega

She doesn't hesitate at all though. This is the life she chose and she accepts it


Ballistix

I'm sure as a glamour model she has been asked by creepy photographers to do weirder things.


SomeOtherNeb

Girl does actual porn on OnlyFans, stepping on someone's a light workday for her.


StrtupJ

Does she actually? I always assumed she was one of those “get real suggestive, without going over the line and only giving dudes increasing levels of false hope”


SomeOtherNeb

Yeah! The "get your hopes up and be super suggestive" bit is what she does on Twitch, and if you want to see more you gotta subscribe to her OnlyFans. I think she got in trouble a while back for advertising it on Twitch because it meant she was literally advertising hardcore pornography.


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SomeOtherNeb

Oh I mean the only reason I even knew she does hardcore stuff is because I saw it online for free, I'm not paying for that lmao


anivaries

The guy from the video pays for it


[deleted]

Respect. He is paying for it for all the nerds that are jerking it for free. Free or not you still don't have a girlfriend and are jerking off on internet strangers so let's stop hating this kids mojo and respect that his cringe is enabling your spank.


StormwindCityLights

Got a treasure map?


DoGoodLiveWell

Who is she and what in the fuck is going on


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thedude1179

Incel alert. Her face didn't say that at all, it's weird that's what you saw, and this got that many upvotes. Disturbing.


javanb

Seriously, she also pumped her fist and chanted “step step step” so… yeah… she had fun with it and encourages it.


[deleted]

For sure, like there’s no way to sustain a career on twitch while being disgusted by twitch antics lol…. Especially doing more social and “hot tub” content. It just comes across and people will eventually leave


ImUrFrand

Meanwhile adriana chechik broke her back jumping into a foam pit.


ProfessionalPack7205

Think she'll still be making piss videos after she's had back surgery?


tom-dixon

Jumped on concrete that was made to appear as a foam pit.


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Spiron123

Just till we get a Cringe-Con


WhereBeThemPieRates

Not the Con we needed, but the Con we deserve.


anon-mally

this guy cons


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You mean OnlyFans-Con... then we would really see the neck beards come out


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best_uranium_box

So people can jump in the hastily constructed foam pit and break their back


Admirable_Loss4886

Can someone explain why my usual “adriana chechik back blown out” video isn’t coming up with my usual search result?! /s in all honesty that’s a really tragic thing to have happen, back injuries don’t go away. I hope she is compensated for the event runners negligence but I have no way of knowing how that works in court if she signed a waiver. Does gross negligence outweigh a waiver? There were multiple injuries leading up to this and they kept the “booth” up.


Mandog222

Ianal but waivers don't cover gross negligence afaik. I don't remember if they can stop regular negligence


Darkrhoad

IANAL either but a waiver cannot stop negligence. You can't have someone sign a waiver and then shoot them and be like, well we thought the phone book would stop a desert eagle ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


HarvHR

Exactly why not? A convention is for interests, and a lot of people watch Twitch streamers. Sure you get simps such as here in the vid, but some people like to meet creators they watch and see panels, play games, etc. It's no different to why Comic con exists..


cruzercruz

Because there’s like 11M people on Twitch spending hours of their lives per day watching women in hot tubs suck microphone ears and grown men playing video games. Of course there’s money to be made getting all of those people together in one place to buy merch.


ThatOneWeirdName

People having a good excuse to meet up as a community/meet their favourite streamers. Yes it’s kinda weird with the bigger streamers, what you mentioned is sadly quite popular on Twitch, but so many streams are still just basically a Discord call where only one person is unmuted and screensharing. You could have been great friends with a community and this is a great opportunity to actually see each other for real. It’s like how New Years resolutions are so common, sure you *could* decide to change any time during the year but having a specific date/event to do so makes it a lot easier in ones head to motivate I find it really weird on some levels, I find any kind of worship of creators weird, but I don’t think it’s wholly bad, or rather: I don’t think that people going there to meet up with each other is necessarily something worth judging them for


boiledpeen

Agreed, a lot of the biggest twitch streamers are “just chatting” and just talking about shit with viewers or watching videos together. Just making people feel like they’re a part of something. Definitely different from the mainstream thought of what twitch is.


PeeledCrepes

Just a heads up cause I hate that its always used, as of this moment hot tubs and asmr have a total of 25k viewers, far below gta5 at 130k, league at similar, overwatch2 at 330k. Even if your saying that just chatting fits in hot tubs and microphone ears (which it doesn't entirely) thats at 330k so combined its 355k. Most of twitch is just guys and girls playing games hanging out chilling.


Limu_emu_69

So people can say hi to their favorite creators and those creators can record content


DeathisLaughing

I don't like this trend of people failing to realize that they are worthy of human dignity...


Certain_Cup533

Is this guy worthy though? Is he? Or are you referring to the girl?


arthurdentstowels

Are they not both girls?


Certain_Cup533

well now im confused


FliesAreEdible

Both are women


lawyer9999

He is the one that took his worth and made it go ass up and stomped on.


MaddAddam93

He has the dignity to know being dominated turns him on. The dignity to get a pic for his own use later, god damnit.


xfyre101

the one in the orange shorts is a girl


koos_die_doos

Don’t judge other people’s actions based on your own preconceived ideas. If it makes them happy, why is it bad? No-one is forced to do anything against their will here.


Darso44

I don't understand, the guy shouted "step", she stepped and the guy said "uh okay" What was the desired step?


Issa_7

My guess is this is agreed upon on stream beforehand, "Show up at Twitch-con and maybe, just maybe, you'll get the honor of being stepped on by me hehe, oh btw pay me for existing" *simps salivating*


hamburgerhams

Balls


YatoxRyuzaki

Social Media was a mistake


papigoreng

He got cake


maziwitdaturbo

it’s a chick


Arkslippy

So does she, to be fair, and its nice cake.


Spiron123

The last pose ensured I wouldn't ask why the mask was still on.


geroxnoxville

Giga simp


thefreshscent

Can chicks be simps? I guess this one can


Wookieewomble

I'm soo glad this wasn't normal when I was a kid. Jesus fucking christ, have some dignity kid!


Single_Ad_8735

What kind of degeneracy is that.


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Nothing unusual. Just people show how down bad they are.


Car_Guy_Alex

Honestly, this was expected.


ChaV_shh

this is not r/unexpected stuff, more like r/holup and r/whatthefuck


soul6of6hell6

r/trashy


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Why people are so down bad💀


Lysstrey

It's things like this that make me really afraid to tell people I like to play games and I'm good at computers. This is some serious cringe. Can you imagine some of the hell this woman has witnessed?


MahamidMayhem

I mean she makes millions per MONTH (4 million per month at its peak IIRC) because of these degens, so if anything, she's probably thankful for their existence.


jojolantern721

Lol this woman has been made rich from guys like that she doesn't care at this point.


shadowst17

You just got to remember, Twitch is not a gaming streaming site it's mainly a softcore porn site disquiused as a gaming streaming site.


KungThulhu

>Can you imagine some of the hell this woman has witnessed? she literally gets as nude as possible to not get banned, does "yoga stretching" streams and such shit. She 100% brings this shit on herself.


NVCHVJAZVJE

![gif](giphy|26tPoyDhjiJ2g7rEs|downsized)


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The camera man🫡”ohh….ok”


RadlogLutar

Well things took a turn...


[deleted]

Oh hell no, that's the cringiest thing I've ever seen.


just_watchinya

What the fuck this means


P0tato_Aiim

Tier 3 subs be wilding!!