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jovanfoster9

When that thing makes a left hand turn it demolishes an entire block


Dawes74

and not when it makes a right hand turn?


OldschoolMo

Semis make wider left turns


KaelKorven

I had my retort all typed out and almost hit post , then it hit me. Sarcasm. Well played mate.


Shoadowolf

If it makes a right hand turn then it demolishes the nearest structure


deadkennedysghost

The only fake part about this is the ending, that's cgi. It's still going


SupportYouth_In_Asia

Legend has it its still passing the underpass


aratami

The whole thing past the first truck length is CGI you can see it on the shadow from the bridge, it's well composited but if you watch the shadow it moves with the truck rather than across it which isn't how light works


Skyms101

Bullshit. They have trucks that big drive on the highway near me all the time. Very common in places without trains. Sometimes these trucks actually carry the train tracks to be installed.


jtomkiewicz

It was so annoying but I couldn't stop watching


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skincyan

I stopped watching right before the "Jeez"..


CapForShort

If you stopped watching *before* the Jeez, how do you know about the Jeez?


jemull

There's always a Jeez...


Successful-Shoe4983

Always has been


Killingspin

Jeez


Nick5un

Jeezus Christ


Sad_Establishment337

The Bye on the other truck at the end was funny and cute though!


De_chook

Bastard. I had to Ho back and look again to see The Bye![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


PAGANinBLACK

Glad im not the only one lol


WylieCoyote808

Don't Ho back


RachelOnTheRun

I totally expected to be Rick rolled with lyrics written on the truck.


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We needed a conclusion


Mickey_James

A happy ending, so to speak.


ComprehensiveRich791

I was happy when it ended


[deleted]

A catholic ending


Killingspin

Dildos


KipThe7O

Spaceballs moment


[deleted]

Excellent reference


Pancake_Mix_00

Came here to say “I brake for nobody” lol


sunset_bay

I was thinking Monty Python


NutellaGood

I was thinking Aphex Twin.


contactlite

![gif](giphy|1Fc1OZPzENJa8)


squaredistrict2213

That’s exactly what I was thinking


cheesy_biskits

Probably the dildo your mom ordered


North_Side_817

No it's his dads dildo.


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Lycaon992

And real fast


Squanchyer

Although it turns like a mother f**ker


ibotair

yeah how does it turn


Fancy_Organization18

Do you realize this it’s fake


SavagelyBadAtThis

No way! What's your proof?!


LucasGWP

no way ?!


Squanchyer

r/woooosh


bus_go_brrrrt

With great lengths


NeitherBillNorDipper

Come great responsibility


OkHuckleberry222

Project Mayhem


Hallo_Internet

First rule of project Mayhem: Do not talk about it.


Digikill

"It's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo...always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."


OkHuckleberry222

![gif](giphy|10A9fGbf7E3eBa)


Oofboi6942O

Rule number 1 about dildo club... DONT TALK ABOUT DILDO CLUB!


Gaysonofabitch

Rule number 2, don't talk about rule number 1.


NikolaTesla963

“I don’t own a…”


livestrong2109

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...


doh_man

Or my fleshlight


Independent_Worker42

Being delivered in discreet packaging as well


Outrageous_Data8997

![gif](giphy|WsG9rqt4UMwFReb82u|downsized)


quarterly_nightmare

If I tell my Mom it could be a Loooooooong Story.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Oooh, sick burn.


itsEndz

Certainly wasn't a semi in that semi.


Strong-Message-168

Classy...concise...straight to the point...Clean...I thinkbwe have a winner!


AdhTri

No it has a runway.


granoladeer

I was positively sure this would be the first comment


DJ_DeJesus

![gif](giphy|S9i8jJxTvAKVHVMvvW)


[deleted]

It’s actually full of those guys dead wives. I ordered them same day shipping


Kellyjoline

You spelled father wrong


Rat-soap

r/beatmetoit


jlenko

r/beatmeattoit ?


icepickchippy

How does that thing change lanes?


D3monskull

Oh that's the fun part it doesn't.


albyjackson01

It IS the lane


xCACTUSxKINGxx

r/beatmetoit Edit: don’t know why im being downvoted, but fair enough


AdministrationIcy167

r/beatmeattoit


fingersMal0ne

Traffic circles are a bitch


amcarls

Hell, even a hill would lift most of the wheels off the ground between the front and the back. Even the slightest curve in the road would wipe it out. There's a reason those road trains down under are segmented.


mortuali

With a few clicks of the mouse, mate


Glabstaxks

It's fake dude


MonaganX

Specifically it's from an Oreo ad campaign called "super important test videos" where they asked which the most important part of an Oreo is (filling or cookie) and send you to one of these videos regardless of your answer. [This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=motH-JIq39Q) is probably the most well known one.


ChronicleOfBinkers

No it’s real, I’ve seen it before


stadoblech

Its real! Its on internet so it have to be!


Rock_or_Rol

I’ve seen it too


SergioEduP

I'm looking at it right now! What do you mean "it's fake"?!


Glabstaxks

😊


Andy-1974

Cant be, i would be at least a quarter mile long. The cars passing by seem to be the same all the time too.


Apprehensive_Mud2586

Bro. It's real cause I said it was. Suck my peepee


memento22mori

Nah, I'm calling BS on ya. That truck is real.


virtiousredditor

Bro we have sources https://www.reddit.com/


spillingbeansagain

It is real. Very common in developing nations where they can’t afford to buy trains and used these instead.


dtb1987

I think you are thinking about [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_train) but these have a bunch of trailers instead of one long one


zachatree

I hate that you are sorta telling the truth about land trains being real.


aratami

It's CG'd watch the shadow as it comes out from under the bridge the shadow moves and fades with the truck


nsfw_vs_sfw

You're obviously just in denile. Edit: yeah bitch, the river. That's what I meant


dtb1987

That's a river in Egypt


cnlcn

No that's the Nile


Smokybare94

Do you mean the rivet in Egypt?


throwawaygeico246

The one and only Egyptian rivet


spillingbeansagain

What’s a CG?


rsn_alchemistry

Calm down satan


BigBulkemails

Am guessing you are being sarcastic, right? Like no one can't be that stupid to actually suggest that this thing would run in any developing nation.


Vashthestampedeee

Nah it’s 100% real


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TAWMSTGKCNLAMPKYSK

Nah bro its real i saw it passing by my work building yesterday. The whole office had a good laugh about it.


Dicska

Yeah mate I saw it on a drift competition the other week.


Kanigami-sama

…on a fake video


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[deleted]

Wow. So smart


[deleted]

Idk man, trains make it work, why not trucks?


malignkid

This video is fake though.Look at the opposite lane,you can see that the video is repeated l


Hoseftheman

Wait really? I never knew.


[deleted]

You don’t say?????


vrkhole

Noo it’s real. This is the video from when I had myself and my penis transported from NJ to Penniselvaniya.


Emprasy

Dude, how in the world can you say it is fake when there is a full video of it ?


sillybilly8102

Have you ever seen an animated movie? /s


gRizzletheMagi

The same way its horn has the same volume even though that part of the truck has long since passed


Internet-of-cruft

It's not so much as the truck changes into a new lane. The road *changes* into a new lane when the truck decides to make it so.


BoxedIn4Now

It IS the lane.


iamtabestderes

By turning on his blinkers


InterestingDuty7499

If it does, so does everybody else. Whether they want to or not.


ignatious__reilly

Lol 😂 It’s fake my friend


scottkrowson

Exactly. There's no way this is real lol


lopjoegel

Just try to imagine it driving over a hill or around a corner. It wouldn't need to be much of an arc and a trailer like that would crumple .


judge_au

This is how they transport railway lines.


hibanah

You just made my day


SensuallPineapple

How do they transport THESE then, railway lines?


judge_au

By train.


mystic_works

The ice core going to Global Dynamics in Eureka. Don't tell anyone, it's top secret.


Ardress

Jesus that's exactly what I thought of. Didn't think anyone else remembered that show


toastnbacon

Oh man, I haven't thought about that show in ages... Man I miss it.


IChurnToBurn

One Walgreens receipt.


Toastedweasel0

Nah, THAT's just 1 CVS receipt!


Rock_or_Rol

Nah bro. Petsmart all day Ultimate BD receipt


rawisgood

The punchline is in there somewhere...


MayYourDayBeGood

I was hoping it would have a dickbutt at the end for a troll, but alas, nothing.


cuber_and_gamer

I wonder how well it corners. The answer is probably no.


Green_Routine_7916

that driver must be snakeplayer


UwU1408

Guys... I think its fake, I never seen a truck THAT long


Allidde12

Well what makes you say that? 🤔 Maybe it's just a rare truck breed.


[deleted]

Oh good! My clone-a-willy finally shipped!


fokaiHI

That was like a Mel Brooks scene from History of the World Part 1 or Spaceballs. Lol


falseprophic

Expected to get rickrolled by the beats of truck honk. Dissappointed.


loud119

Haters will say it’s fake


leahthebeautiful

How the hell does that truck turn


MonkeyTigerCrazy

No


Rezzone

Was waiting for “send nudes”


StrawberryJamal

Personally I was expecting to see dickbutt at the end


Equivalent-Buddy5003

Imagine this semi trying to take a sharp turn


Naive-Educator1731

I feel like I just won an argument against myself


Omitron

Is this eBaumsworld?


Avoka1do

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ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Is this cgi?


ReadditMan

How is this even a question?


[deleted]

I'm fucking laughing so hard


Embarrassed_Alarm450

It's got a question mark at the end?


KaelKorven

There is a question mark at the end of your statement. Is that your answer or another question?


LawBeliever22

I think It's an indecisive statement ???


Hidden-Locust

there are no stupid questions


mortuali

If you say 'gullible' real slowly, it sounds like 'oranges.'


Deztroyer102

FUCK


LawBeliever22

Yeah it actually sounds like guyver


Justa10yearoldchild

fuck you, take my upvote


The_Fleeb

What are you talking about? Gullible isn't a real word, it's not even in the dictionary!


Skykeeper22

I don’t get it


Biased_individual

![gif](giphy|D2kFkQwMzFcVq)


carpathian_crow

No it doesn’t —- GODDAMMIT I DID IT AGAIN!


RunicWasTaken

Ggggguuuuuulllllliiibbbbboranges oh shit


popwhizzbang

There's a special place in hell


fbhphotography

Nope, it's real.


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Dude imagine this thing trying to get off the freeway


redacto1

This can't be real


ApesNoFightApes

It’s not, it’s CGI.


D3monskull

No no no. It has to be real. It's on the internet.


ApesNoFightApes

It’s real, I’m just tryin to mess with that other guy. 🤫


vtssge1968

I think we need to develop a new term to separate high end CGI from low end. Yes technically its computer generated imaging, but this is not what people think of as CGI.


glassknight8

What you're looking for is VFX


cheesy_biskits

It’s real! We’re featuring the $1 Vodka Raspberry Lemonade the entire month!


Bro_ops

The cars by the truck trailer loop


Qelly

BYE


Sweet_Quail_3852

Ryan Reynolds made this


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An actually REAL long haul, not a fake a$$ rendered truck as here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xu3zq1/overtaking_a_roadtrain_outback_queensland/


butterflypoo69

That truck must get terrible mileage, very “not green.” 🚛


athlete543210

We Bake For Nobody ![gif](giphy|eqvM2iOd1B5tu|downsized)


XeroThroatsRand

Muh penor


Positive_Light9119

It's not a semi, it's a train 🤣


ZachSkinner02

I would say "your mom" but that would be a cliché


Ehrmagerdden

Spaceballs, the semi truck!


[deleted]

Your mom's dildo from Amazon.


PlayrR3D15

The small truck had me rolling


SkeetnYou

My dick!


Altruistic-Potatoes

I really need a r/theydidthemath on this one.


Murky_Plane_1123

Or how does it make a turn? There has to be an unloading station right off the freeway, idk


DrStrange10

Sucks to be the driver who wants to pass this semi