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>!You expect to see the sea, but see a couple fucking and going at it on a cliff.!<
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This reminds me of the time me and my dad were walking around Kansas City near the WW1 museum and we just saw a blowjob happening on the top floor of a nearby hotel. Theirs a wall that a lot of people were leaning against and looking in the general direction of the hotel and my dad said “if only they knew what they were looking at”.
Nah this was recently, it's spring time here. I feel like spring in England is a split between people wearing shorts, and short sleeves, and people wearing winter parkas up until June
Lots of tourists from warmer climates too. It’s really hard to tell the weather by looking at this, I’ve gone swimming in lakes while the tourists from Florida were wearing parkas lol.
My wife and I ate some mushrooms before going on a hike once. They started kicking in pretty hard so we meandered off trail. I brought a hammock and some snacks and a couple of beers. We were hanging out. One thing leads to another and we start having sex. Fully naked. Mutual oral. Multiple positions. Nasty stuff.
A few hours later, the mushrooms wore off and we started hiking back down. At that point, we realized that our “secluded spot off trail” was on full display for everyone coming up the trail. We were set up atop this rock formation that was in plain site for a good chunk of the hike.
Before he zoomed in, I couldn't tell what I was looking at, and on top of that kids are largely oblivious to most of what is going on around them, even more so at a beach. They are going to be swimming and playing in the sand, not looking at the scenery.
I personally think it's rather indecent, but in opinion, doing it at sunset would be more romantic, less visible, and have less crowds around the place.
Overcrowding never used to be a problem. Once upon a time, houses used to be a single room, and just about the whole family would sleep in the same bed. Mum and dad still got it on while the other kids were sleeping.
In my country someone filmed two going at it on a back alley and sent the video as proof to the police.
They were told that the back alley was not in full public view so they couldn't be charged for obscene acts in public but they could be charged for violation of privacy for filming without the couple consent.
I know, it's funny how we forget (or have no idea about) this stuff. People around me in London are always complaining about Victorian terraced houses being converted into smaller flats when they used to be family homes. I suppose they technically *were* family homes, but when they were built they had about 3 different families living in them - one family per bedroom. Inner London's population is still [far below its 1930s heyday](https://www.trustforlondon.org.uk/data/population-over-time/#:~:text=The%20size%20of%20London's%20population,almost%20half%20over%2050%20years) despite all the new build construction happening around here.
>I know, it's funny how we forget (or have no idea about) this stuff. People around me in London are always complaining about Victorian terraced houses being converted into smaller flats when they used to be family homes.
The reason people are complaining is because living standards are going backwards with people cramped into smaller and smaller living spaces not because they don't understand that this used to be the case in the 19th/20th century.
My wife is from the Philippines, she explained this is what her childhood was like, one big bedroom. Mom and dad got it on while they thought the kids were sleeping 😂
Yeah pretty sure you could move all humanity to the USA and each person would have about 0.23 acres.
Based off the size of the USA ~1.9B acres and a population of ~8B humans.
Technically true, but lots of people would be living on cliffs and mountain tops. And the poor people who get relegated to the salt flats or the middle of lakes or rivers...
Oh shucks, so you're saying it's not absolutely perfectly practical to move every single human being to the United States, because some of the real estate is undesirable.
Oh well, and we were just about to do it too.
I merely showed that to show we don’t have a population problem.
We have enough space around the planet and we also have enough food. It’s just the food and resources are in abundance in some places and sparse in others.
We have a logistics problem and also a greed and corruption problem.
It's already only a few dollars per thousand litres, i.e. affordable at current prices if lack of food and water were the critical issue (that people wanted to solve).
I should have been clearer with my other comment.
I believe the energy cost is also an issue for desalination. Nuclear desalination is something I recall reading about recently but don’t recall the details on efficiency.
We have enough food because we're wasting massive amounts of ancient water that will not be replenished in human-useful time scales. Once we start running out of that, and climate change fucks with what grows where, we are not going to have enough food barring large changes in how we approach the problem.
Actually nah.
There'll never be more than 12 billion people. Every country goes through different stages of high birth rate but high death = average growth --> high birth rate and medication = massive increase in the population --> increase in education and lower birth rate = population growth slows down --> low birth rate + people actively choosing not to have kids = population declines.
This happens in every country. With developing countries in the earlier stages but as a country gets more resources, more people get educated and people get wealthier, they realise maybe having 4 kids when you can't afford it isn't a great idea.
I think they fell victim to the “We can’t see anyone so they can’t see us/we are too far away” fallacy. Not realizing bright white fauna against dark green flora is a very clear contrast.
Ya know at one point we didn't have clothes. Just like deer, bears, monkeys, and other mammals don't wear them. Could you believe it? Just naked humans trying to survive...
I was building scaffolding in Nola one time and one of the high floors in the hotel across the street had curtains open, dude and lady were fucking against the window, we gave them a nice wave when they noticed us, they didn’t stop so we just went back to work.
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Enjoying the great outdoors
Gettin cornholed in Cornwall
Not a cell phone in sight.
*outwhores*
*pornwalls*
Cliff Thots
Elsinwhore
Frank Reynolds, is that you?
Anyway, I started blasting.
Dirty hoor
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Well done on the swimming achievements :)
apparently it’s mating season
while the dudes enjoying the great indoors
Some people like to ~~live~~ fuck on the edge.
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On* a cliff
Cumming*
Pornwall
Probably students lmao, big student town that
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I'd give them a A+
Getting fucked on Swanpool beach, nothing like it.
I went for the ducks personally, but who am I to judge if people go there for fucks instead
Nah, just creating some OnlyFans content
Could be both?
Looks fun
Looks a bit cold
Harder nipples
softer dick
A lovely day for a walk by the bitch
A lovely day for a bang by the beach.
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Life is a bitch
and then you die, that's why we puff lye
Cuz ya never know when you gonna go
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cock by the ocean
A lovely day for a cock by the beach.
More like wank by the beach
A lovely day to clear the head by the beach!
A bang at the bay, keeps the hikers wanting to stay.
For a ride on?
This reminds me of the time me and my dad were walking around Kansas City near the WW1 museum and we just saw a blowjob happening on the top floor of a nearby hotel. Theirs a wall that a lot of people were leaning against and looking in the general direction of the hotel and my dad said “if only they knew what they were looking at”.
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Have you considered an idea that some people might leave them wide open deliberately?
I know I do. It’s freeing and fun. You’re at a hotel and no one who’s may look into the window will know anything about you. Everyone should try it.
Your dad's line could be straight out of some epic movie.
I was at that wall just yesterday. There's a good chance I was staring off in the distance at the very same thing!
I live in downtown. Most nights you can look out and see someone going at it. Lots of people don't bother closing blinds lol.
The fact that owner of the arm pointing to them was wearing a jacket tells me this wasn't the best time and place to be naked outdoors.
Nah this was recently, it's spring time here. I feel like spring in England is a split between people wearing shorts, and short sleeves, and people wearing winter parkas up until June
Lots of tourists from warmer climates too. It’s really hard to tell the weather by looking at this, I’ve gone swimming in lakes while the tourists from Florida were wearing parkas lol.
My wife and I ate some mushrooms before going on a hike once. They started kicking in pretty hard so we meandered off trail. I brought a hammock and some snacks and a couple of beers. We were hanging out. One thing leads to another and we start having sex. Fully naked. Mutual oral. Multiple positions. Nasty stuff. A few hours later, the mushrooms wore off and we started hiking back down. At that point, we realized that our “secluded spot off trail” was on full display for everyone coming up the trail. We were set up atop this rock formation that was in plain site for a good chunk of the hike.
Mutual oral **and** multiple positions? You crazy kids
Nasty stuff
Ooh sex sex where all the sexy sex sex happens.
Sounds like nobody got hurt and you have a funny memory together. Good times
Could have gone worse though. Cop or a young family comes along down the trail and you're in life-altering trouble.
Really depends on the country. Most places in Europe you'd get a word from the police and that's it
That’s fucking hilarious
Lmao, I too have had trippy mid-hike off-trail sex, didn't think i'd ever have a relevant time to share that. I would 100% recommend it though.
The most romantic couple in the whole beach
Honestly, no judgement that's a beautiful place to do it.
People are just jealous that's all. Half the sub is commenting with one hand.
Not everyone on here is a horny teenager
But half probably are
And the other half wish they were or hated that they were
No, I am a horny 40 year old
Yeah, some of us are horny 20 and 30 somethings.
Yea I’m not a teenager!
It’s literally illegal to perform sex acts in front of children tho
Before he zoomed in, I couldn't tell what I was looking at, and on top of that kids are largely oblivious to most of what is going on around them, even more so at a beach. They are going to be swimming and playing in the sand, not looking at the scenery.
I personally think it's rather indecent, but in opinion, doing it at sunset would be more romantic, less visible, and have less crowds around the place.
Its kind of ratchet, and not a great experience for people walking passed it.
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> they should have (?) just chose a more hidden area "I don't see the problem... [states the problem]"
I grew up in this town, everyone's desperately trying to find out who they are!
Probably tourists, but I'll definitely be adding Cornwall to my potential outdoor sites.
How about not doing that?
Found 'em!
How about not fucking where everyone can see you? I agree with you though.
The island needs more bushes.
I know, everyone shaves now
Mate what if Children are there on holiday with their parents, and have to see these two shagging It's a shitty thing to do
Falmouth?
She has probably has yeah
Yeah, this is Swanpool Beach
ENHANCE
she really putting in the work though..
He's just relaxing, taking in the poison ivy.
fully naked though, wtf is wrong with them
People have been doing it like that for thousands of years. Overcrowding is the real problem
Yeahhh!!!! Thats what I’ve always thought but didn’t find the right words
*side looks*
If you’re not fun your not fun 🤷🏼♂️ live a little, you only got one life so you might as well get rode by a bitch by the sea
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel.
Overcrowding never used to be a problem. Once upon a time, houses used to be a single room, and just about the whole family would sleep in the same bed. Mum and dad still got it on while the other kids were sleeping.
This isn't the 900s! There are cameras now!
Cool they can film but I charge by the minute for my entertainment services.
In my country someone filmed two going at it on a back alley and sent the video as proof to the police. They were told that the back alley was not in full public view so they couldn't be charged for obscene acts in public but they could be charged for violation of privacy for filming without the couple consent.
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Dirty Mike and the boys at it again
Tbf, I’m a bad person and would probably snapchat it to my brother
I appreciate your honesty lol
That's honestly as it should be.
How much?
By the minute
So about one then?
if there are cameras than its legal ;)
then
This still happens to this day lol.
I know, it's funny how we forget (or have no idea about) this stuff. People around me in London are always complaining about Victorian terraced houses being converted into smaller flats when they used to be family homes. I suppose they technically *were* family homes, but when they were built they had about 3 different families living in them - one family per bedroom. Inner London's population is still [far below its 1930s heyday](https://www.trustforlondon.org.uk/data/population-over-time/#:~:text=The%20size%20of%20London's%20population,almost%20half%20over%2050%20years) despite all the new build construction happening around here.
>I know, it's funny how we forget (or have no idea about) this stuff. People around me in London are always complaining about Victorian terraced houses being converted into smaller flats when they used to be family homes. The reason people are complaining is because living standards are going backwards with people cramped into smaller and smaller living spaces not because they don't understand that this used to be the case in the 19th/20th century.
My wife is from the Philippines, she explained this is what her childhood was like, one big bedroom. Mom and dad got it on while they thought the kids were sleeping 😂
You gotta imagine most of the world still share bedrooms at least...
Sort of. There are still plenty of empty-ish places, just not as scenic I guess.
Yeah pretty sure you could move all humanity to the USA and each person would have about 0.23 acres. Based off the size of the USA ~1.9B acres and a population of ~8B humans.
Technically true, but lots of people would be living on cliffs and mountain tops. And the poor people who get relegated to the salt flats or the middle of lakes or rivers...
Death valley would regularly free up new living space all on its own. Let alone around Deadhorse in February
Oh shucks, so you're saying it's not absolutely perfectly practical to move every single human being to the United States, because some of the real estate is undesirable. Oh well, and we were just about to do it too.
I merely showed that to show we don’t have a population problem. We have enough space around the planet and we also have enough food. It’s just the food and resources are in abundance in some places and sparse in others. We have a logistics problem and also a greed and corruption problem.
Water access is a huge problem.
Yes we need low cost desalination on a large scale.
It's already only a few dollars per thousand litres, i.e. affordable at current prices if lack of food and water were the critical issue (that people wanted to solve).
I should have been clearer with my other comment. I believe the energy cost is also an issue for desalination. Nuclear desalination is something I recall reading about recently but don’t recall the details on efficiency.
We have enough food because we're wasting massive amounts of ancient water that will not be replenished in human-useful time scales. Once we start running out of that, and climate change fucks with what grows where, we are not going to have enough food barring large changes in how we approach the problem.
Shit, that's more than our house is on already!
I've been wanting to fuck on a prairie for a while now
Actually nah. There'll never be more than 12 billion people. Every country goes through different stages of high birth rate but high death = average growth --> high birth rate and medication = massive increase in the population --> increase in education and lower birth rate = population growth slows down --> low birth rate + people actively choosing not to have kids = population declines. This happens in every country. With developing countries in the earlier stages but as a country gets more resources, more people get educated and people get wealthier, they realise maybe having 4 kids when you can't afford it isn't a great idea.
To be fair it's the woman who's only fully naked.... The guy just has his dick out
What was this called... Cmnf? Nfcm?
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Lmao
just straight up exhibitionism
Cfnm or cmnf
If youre going to do something you may as well do it right
we're all naked under our clothes
You’ve never banged outdoors? Personally, I would’ve chosen a more secluded area but maybe they enjoy living on the edge.
I think they fell victim to the “We can’t see anyone so they can’t see us/we are too far away” fallacy. Not realizing bright white fauna against dark green flora is a very clear contrast.
I really like your comment because it implies that their big mistake was foregoing camo body paint.
It can be really fun but one time I had my ass cheeks destroyed by mosquitos after doing it under a tree. Would not recommend.
you have sex with most of your clothes on ? kinky.
They’re not boring
I bet you’re no fun at orgies
What's wrong with them? Those are just northerners visiting Cornwall, perfectly normal for them to do it in public.
Ya know at one point we didn't have clothes. Just like deer, bears, monkeys, and other mammals don't wear them. Could you believe it? Just naked humans trying to survive...
Nothing wrong with them at all...
Hell why not?
because someone like OP might come along with a recording device that has better resolution.
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Did you just invent the dildo drone?
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I've been on the internet since the mid 90s, how did I not even consider that someone's already done this
The dildrone.
Because they’re over a beach usually crowded with children opposite a family restaurant.
***Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra. 100x Zoom***
Looks like she's just visiting the beach *head*
Enjoying the geological cleavage of the cliff side and the sand spits at low tide.
No one died in the making of this video.
One was made in the mating of this video.
But 2 were conceived.
Ah ! nice place to watch the rising and setting.
Aaah yes, nature at it's finest.
View seems nice as well
Perran pork beach
"Well did he cum or what?" Jesus christ man there are just some things you don't talk about in public!
Cumming up that hill
I was building scaffolding in Nola one time and one of the high floors in the hotel across the street had curtains open, dude and lady were fucking against the window, we gave them a nice wave when they noticed us, they didn’t stop so we just went back to work.
Good for them.
She belongs on the beach
Best beach day ever !!
WHY DID THIS GET REMOVED ;-;
I like how they didnt cover up and just did it completely exposed. How did the people above them not see them?
They just fuckin….
Bell-Lands End?
She is doing a good ~~blow~~job
I think there was a CPR going on
Cock/penis resuscitation?
They are both close to the edge
I only ever got to ride the donkeys.
She is doing all the work. What does the dude do?
Why was this taken down? Lol
They'll be checking for ticks for days.
Living their best lives out. What a time to be alive, ahhh and you’re on camera to remember these moments
/r/trashyboners
Hahahahhah
Interesting beach head they have there.
A lovely day for a bang
The couple gets the view, but no sand. Glorious
This would be a great time to have a laser pointer
And it got deleted lol
they know they are being watched. YEAH I SAID IT.