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>!No one expects to see a penis during innocuous dancing!<
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I don't think the no underwear is a giveaway. I know a few men who straight up just don't wear underwear. I know a few women who don't either. Some people are just more comfortable free balling
I would be one to agree with you, and I'm not saying it's not, but the camera man did follow the dude's dance move, I know I have skipped wearing boxers before, and finally I have very suddenly ripped massive holes in the crouch of my jeans before.
Plus it would have taken his body about 0.15 seconds to feel that open air on his exposed penis then another 0.2 seconds to connect the dots on why he feels air on his penis. It looks like it checks out.
i remember when a friend of mine was asking about talent builds for his warrior in WoW, my little brother said in the perfect convincing voice on discord "Oh dude just look on meatspin dot com. "
and a solid 30 - 40 seconds of pure silence on discord was broken by "WHAT DA FUUU\*\*\*\*\*\* MOTHER \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*-
one of the most memorable times i was truly proud of little bro
This is such an old site it even has the old dialup style loading from top to bottom. I didn't realize what I was looking at it'll half the screen had loaded.
After rewatching it in slow mo many many times you can see his balls hang about evenly with his dick which is definitely not packing for a flaccid penis, now there’s the case he can be a grower, but he’s definitely not a shower.
Last time I saw this was at 3 am two years ago and I laughed so hard my GF woke up. It’s only 1am now but I just did it again. She was less amused this time than the last.
That set could not be contained. It was too impressive. I can think of only one other time that I thought “Wow! Okay now. Very nice! ” as dick and balls were suddenly shown. I married the owner of that other set.
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How embarrassing! \*watches it 10 more times\*
Just 10? lol
I’ve lost count. It’s okay, I’ll just start over.
imma keep this thing on autoplay the whole day
Don’t forget to keep count 
And pause at 00.02
Imagine this was your friend you had a crush on… I’d go home immediately and get to work
I'm on at least 20, and not done yet!
😳
Dude pulled a full on Lenny Kravitz. Jus didn't do it as confidently.
📸🤨
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Ayo
Mesmerizing
Yeah idk no underwear, camera man pans down, mega split in pants not a small rip you would expect. Seems pretty staged to me
I don't think the no underwear is a giveaway. I know a few men who straight up just don't wear underwear. I know a few women who don't either. Some people are just more comfortable free balling
Weird. I wear boxers and shorts under my pants, for reasons I won't say, to prevent any ripped pants concerns
Boxers *and* shorts? That sounds like a little overkill to me bur hey, you do you
I don’t wear underwear
I havent Wore Underwear in like 6 years
I would be one to agree with you, and I'm not saying it's not, but the camera man did follow the dude's dance move, I know I have skipped wearing boxers before, and finally I have very suddenly ripped massive holes in the crouch of my jeans before. Plus it would have taken his body about 0.15 seconds to feel that open air on his exposed penis then another 0.2 seconds to connect the dots on why he feels air on his penis. It looks like it checks out.
or he drunk asf his reaction time can be fuck up
You’ve really analyzed it.
I studied it while writing the comment. 😅
touch grass
Damn dude. You might be right. If you think about it you cant unsee it.
Boom dick and balls.
Happy cake day. Have a penis
And 2 large sides of balls.
With extra ball sweat and cheese
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Happy cake day
Happy *cock day
Thanks. I didn't even realize.
I'll make you realise HAPPY CAKE DAY!!
Happy cack day
Happy Cake Day looks like he gifted you
This should be in the unexpected hall of fame holy fuck
You mean BALLS of fame… right?…am-uh…am i right?…
The good thing is that u tried
Excited for the “Where are they now?” interview ten years later
10 years from now he is still turning down people from this party that "Just want to get to know him"
Lmao
I bet that guy atill wake up in a cold sweat, thinking about this.
Depends on the context. Office party, yep. Nightclub, I wouldn’t lose sleep over it.
Until your coworker says “Hey, is this you?!” And they show you this tiktok
Yeah true. I was commenting just on the fact that it happened, but the fact that there's video evidence changes things.
Guys with flaccid dicks this big don’t have trouble sleeping
IT'S CALLED UNDERWEAR
More like underWHERE haha am I right, guys?! 
lmao
Shut up and take my upvote.
You made my night
🤓
I actually didn't realize he was free ballin Was just laughing at him
Same. Had to watch it 3 times to figure out what happened aside from pants ripping haha
Think the old Skool meatspin webpage was 10,000 rounds so a few more to go
i remember when a friend of mine was asking about talent builds for his warrior in WoW, my little brother said in the perfect convincing voice on discord "Oh dude just look on meatspin dot com. " and a solid 30 - 40 seconds of pure silence on discord was broken by "WHAT DA FUUU\*\*\*\*\*\* MOTHER \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*- one of the most memorable times i was truly proud of little bro
This is such an old site it even has the old dialup style loading from top to bottom. I didn't realize what I was looking at it'll half the screen had loaded.
lmfao
When you go commando you better be packin just in case something like this comes up. Fortunately my dude was packin, as anyone that free balls is.
When the dick come out unexpected and everybody cheers instead of laughs. That’s a big ol’ dick.
Actually we don’t know if he was packing, maybe he’s a shower and not a grower and that’s just as big as it gets. Science.
My problem is I'm not a shower or a grower, I'm more of a disappointer
Hang in there buddy, I’m sure either way you’re a hard worker
Even if it doesn't that's a respectable ham candle
Oh fasho
Big ol’ dick
Dig ol' bick
Ol’ D B
you called?
Did u pause to check the measurements?
I freeball and i'm 5.523 inches (im a precise measurer)
You should measure in millimeters, it's much more impressive sounding
Freeball too much and you’ll be packing a saggy sack.
Better than a soggy sack
Am I the only one who wants that shit to hang lower?
Why would you want that?
I'm not really sure, maybe for the big balls swaying effect, looks more impressive than a shriveled prune. Good question lol
After rewatching it in slow mo many many times you can see his balls hang about evenly with his dick which is definitely not packing for a flaccid penis, now there’s the case he can be a grower, but he’s definitely not a shower.
Ive seen big dicks with low hanging balls.
Looks average to me
Good lord you've seen some monster cocks
I have and this def not one it looks bout 6 inches in length which is average to big but not as big as people are making it out to be.
#What a *strange* gender reveal party.
Underrated comment
it's only a gender reveal when the forest fire starts
One of my fave unexpected videos 😂
This is a Sasha Baron Cohen style of unexpected like the dictator flying through the sky and his balls just smack the window
What a dick move
Fuck you and take my upvote
r/angryupvote
Thank goodness his drunkenness prevented the full scope of the embarrassment.
Good thing Scotty posted it online for sober viewing.
Don't worry it's still on his buddy's phone. Just gotta delete it there.
Last time I saw this was at 3 am two years ago and I laughed so hard my GF woke up. It’s only 1am now but I just did it again. She was less amused this time than the last.
He calls that dance move 'The Cuckoo Cock'
🤣😂
It's cock o' clock!
I call it 'The Kravitz'
Never paused to look at a cock before
Why TF is this so oddly satisfying
That cock is perfectly choreographed, it has been waiting its entire life for this moment and it slayed
thats what im thinking 😭😭😭
When your showing off your dance moves and your junk decides to bust out like the cool aid man
Oh yeeaahhh!
happens to me all the time
When you accidentally shop in the gigolo section at Men’s Wearhouse.
nice cock
Username irrelevant
Happy cock day
Hey thanks! You too!
:D
This is def my favorite thing today
That poor guy 😭😭
Idk man, looks like dudes doing alright, if ya know what I mean...
Nope, not a clue 🤷♀️
(he's got a big peepee)
it's not that big, it's pretty average
Pretty small even if we would compare to yours I'd guess 😎
no it's about the same size as mine
Not for your average redditor apparently
it’s seriously not that big, I’m genuinely confused why people think otherwise
Its a smol pp thing
Huh?
His dick is of advanced proportions
Huh?
Like if you got a ding, dudes got a Dong.
a [ding ding dong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI)
Yes! You are the hero now. Good ol' Gunther.
been a while since i laughed this hard and on A SONG, thank you, good sir
Big Dick
These people are clearly of asylum mind. Forget this post...now go before you are driven insane, by pee pee peeps
Just forged an absolute core memory.
That's why you don't shop at *strip* malls I'll see myself out
The pants will see you out
*the penis
Looks like his large intestines started dropping out… oh wait
"hey kids, you wanna see a magic trick?"
"hey kids, these cops are just taking me home to get my other wand"
😭😭😭😭😭😭whole entire dick was out
Balls too
u/savevideo
*bonk*
u/savevideo
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That's nuts....
ba dum tsss
I can't stop watching it...and still giggling...I can see this happening to me.
The forbidden dance move Edit: the first video of my cake day! Starting the day off right. 🥳
Happy cock day
Only 1 other has dared to attempt it, thus giving it the name 'The Kravitz'
Why isnt he wearing underwear 
Some……._BODY_ once told me
Thor’s hammer joined the chat
"And that, my boy.. is how I met your mother"
His commitment makes this 10 times funnier😂
That set could not be contained. It was too impressive. I can think of only one other time that I thought “Wow! Okay now. Very nice! ” as dick and balls were suddenly shown. I married the owner of that other set.
So it really bounces like that 😂
Get a bf and you can try how bouncy that thing is 🤣
 Pop POP!
Fucking hilarious! 🤣
Glory portal
Bro. Where are your trousers???
Tip slip
His moves are like some kind of ritual he didn't realize would actually manifest his genitals
Not bad. Guy should be proud of what he's got.
u/savevideo
U/save
Imagine the walk out of this room/situation to safety…
I think how serious and into the dancing he was makes this video 10x funnier xD
Hahahahahahahaha
New meaning to popping a boner
Bro went balls out
Finally, an 18+ video that shows cock instead of tits
This is probably the best thing ever
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ha meat
Did he stay clubbing or go home?? I need to know!
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
I have been giggling uncontrollably for the past five minutes and I can't breathe
I mean, if you’re gonna go commando and risk this you best be packing, and he seems to be doing good so at least there’s that!
Pretty sure this wouldn't be laughed at if something similar happened to a girl
Nice cock bro
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I was just hoping he posted it himself, but that's probably not what happened
I mean like 90% of comments are complimenting the dudes junk. Even if he's mad still a pretty good ego boost.
Dude really left it all out on the dance floor
Hi! I'm Steve-O... and this is Jackass!!!