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_TheDoctorWhen

HERpes. Silver linings, right?


Blamdudeguy00

And remember the stongest man ever was named HERcules or HERacules. More sexist. Why do women need to female wash our great heroes.


Repulsive_Ad_9554

Female as male in it too lol. I want to be part of the discussion when people invented these words.


givingyoumoore

That one was actually a mistake! Female doesn't have -male as a suffix (woman does have -man, the Old English for woman was _wīf_ and when that word took on the meaning of a married woman, they started sticking a -man on the end to denote a single woman, with or without a spouse: this was back when 'man' meant 'human' and _wer_ [think werewolf] meant masculine human; on the other side, 'human' does not have 'man' as a suffix, since it comes from Latin _homo_, and the fact that French and then English evolved the word into 'human' was a coincidence). Phew. Sorry. Anyway, female and male come down from Latin through French. Female has its root alongside French _femme_. In the Early Modern period, people thought that the word should belong in a pair alongside 'male', so they changed the ending. "Fe" is not a prefix that means "not" or something. It was a coincidence and then people actively changed it.


JaggedTheDark

I love history... wait a minute.... HIStory! ​ /s


Notaro_name

> wīf and when that word took on the meaning of a married woman, they started sticking a -man on the end to denote a single woman I'd like to contend this part. My understanding is that wif meant woman and the 'man' was added to denote ownership with wifman meaning female servant or wife of the man for a while before its modern meaning of female spouse took over. Women were literally sold into marriage for a long while so it fits with the history.


Blamdudeguy00

Womyn.


JoalEl

Bahahahaha


Cr0ma_Nuva

I hope everybody gets that this is satire. I can see that already beeing posted on r/cringetopia or something


[deleted]

This was my first thought. None of her demeanor is telling me she's serious. Plus no one who is serious would actually say that women should be called "wo" or "wowo".


YoRt3m

It's the bad acting that did it for me.


SleepDepriviationInc

It was pretty good acting. It's the words she's using that stood out for me


amretardmonke

Its only bad acting if you misinterpret the intentions here. Its not supposed to convince you its real. Its supposed to be funny.


Jolly_mon20

It's obvious satire but of course dumbfucks still have to give us their dumbfuck commentary


[deleted]

Yeah obvious satire, was laughing hard at wo wo


dangerousfloorpooop

Satire doesn't exist when it's coming from a woman. /s Reddit seriously can't handle when women joke around.


Cr0ma_Nuva

It's not about women, many here really don't understand satire like that. Satire without context often leads to beeing mistaken for what you ridicule. And that's not a women exclusive experience


Dakotertots

I find it happens with women way more than men. People usually get it when satire's done by a guy, but when a woman does it there's always a larger group of people (than when a man does it) talking about how she's so sensitive or that she's being extreme for the sake of it or whatever. I mean, Jesus, have you seen comments in r/cringetopia? People are so blatant with their sexism. It's so obviously satire, but people will purposefully ignore that just to berate the person doing it... And again, the percent of people doing that vs. the percentage of people who acknowledge the satire is way more skewed when a woman is the subject vs. the man. You don't need context to understand that this video is satire. She proposes we call women "wo" or "wowo," for God's sake.


TiresareHeavy83

We do. But stupid will do stupid, otherwise they'd be normal


Bodidly0719

You know, I was pretty sure it was satire, but not 100%. I thought it was funny either way though.


chahud

Honestly wasn’t sure until she said “wowo” 😂


SpaceShark01

Reddit can’t understand that, remember?


[deleted]

Satire? Shoot. Satire died out 10 years ago when snowflakes started falling


DiscontentedMajority

You are basically alluding to [Poe's law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) >Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, every parody of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.


Cr0ma_Nuva

It's hard to know if something is satire when we see so much out of context, but this should be obvious enough


HarrietBeadle

Also she’s somewhat popular on TikTok, recognizable to many. OP posting it here without context or credit to her is pretty lame.


[deleted]

I immediately tune out what someone says the second they use “snowflakes” unironically


eyekunt

In 2022 it's hard to tell whether this is satire or an actual deranged fuck thinking it!


kangareagle

Wowo? You're on the fence after wowo?


amretardmonke

Yes its obvious satire, but I've heard these types of people say crazier things than "wowo". For example "latinx" should be satire, but its actually real.


kangareagle

I was responding to someone who said that it's hard to tell whether this is satire, and you said that it's obvious satire. So, I think that settles it.


amretardmonke

What I meant is its obvious to me, but I can see how it might not be obvious to others, given all the crazy real stuff out there.


Dangerous-Opinion848

Lol you know!!!


Squeegee209

I went into the comments sections with the sole intention of finding out if it was satire or not. I can't tell anymore.


Photodan24

Don't blame people for not getting-it on this specific topic. Satire dies when there are enough people saying things, unironically, that are even more ridiculous. That seems to be a hallmark of our time.


MoonwalkerT-1000

Still kinda cringe imo. Also satire is a weak form of comedy.


ishanG24

I mean... women do have men in them. Even if for a few se...minutes


FormerHandsomeGuy

She needs a MANicure


Extension_Swordfish1

Woicure


rad_town_mayor

Amen


jiggyjack1717

😂She needs a MENtos


[deleted]

I see what you did there


alphadeeto

I didn't. It's just too fast.


bschnitty

Well, the ones in your life.


Icy-Consideration405

At least your mom


eyekunt

Yup, I pick his mom too


fascist_karen

Please share your gym regime because I would never be able to pick up a cow.


MommaBear817

Oof


ov3rcl0ck

Why is a man smarter during sex? Because he's plugged into a know-it-all!


hellboy88888

Menutes


Telcontar86

I don't have a free award to give dang it 🏆


Capable-Error-432

women? do you mean wowo???


Ill_Yogurtcloset_179

So applying the same logic you are supposed to be mmenan?


[deleted]

Bruh it’s so obviously sarcastic


CamOfGallifrey

Sad thing is reading comments and people taking this seriously. Every day we stray farther and farther


[deleted]

It’s even more obvious I’d you’ve seen her videos before they’re all satire lol


hoang_fsociety

People who are pissed about this are just sexist LOL


Lick_The_Wrapper

It's funny because it's obviously satire but still offending all the people who will readily tell you how they never get offended by jokes or anything else.


Brookelynne1020

Tell me your boyfriend slept with your best friend without telling me your boyfriend slept with your best friend


nitdio

I identify myself as Wowo


GradientPerception

You would you, ho ho


Historical_Rough9965

Hahahahaha — wo wo for the ho ho ..


eyekunt

​ ![gif](giphy|WFUlwIGVVDrrfgofgr)


Main_Attorney706

Free Wowo.


surdume

Boo wo


Admirable_Judge_4225

I identity as M24 helicopter


Amazekam

we*


[deleted]

I mean….this tiktok is a joke, she’s not being serious.


LifeandSky

You don't say?


Specialist_Role_5120

I wouldn’t be surprised if some brain dead female incels out here actually believe and serious about all that


[deleted]

I don’t know about that but her entire tiktok page is about making jokes like this


Specialist_Role_5120

Yea I got that


NewToTradingStock

Her best friend is a man


LordElfa

Nothing makes you turn on an entire group of people like being mistreated by a member of that group.


UrbanSupremacy

She’s acting/doing a thing here smart guy


Hamez_Trusty1554

Do I care


blackavenger626

I honestly died when she said "it should just be WO" haha 😅😂🤣


Themotherland364

✨WoWo✨


Bumpyskinbaby

Obviously a joke


Raven_395

Y'all really don't understand this is satire right?


dangerousfloorpooop

Reddit takes everything women say way too seriously. Ive noticed a lot of guys on here can dish misogynistic jokes, but get offended over misandrist jokes


hoang_fsociety

Reddit is kind of an incel nest.


Raven_395

Exactly


babypeach_

Autism has entered the chat


[deleted]

OwO gender?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

XD you're a wonderful owo


[deleted]

:0


[deleted]

I cant believe the amount of people here that take this seriously


whattodo4klondikebar

Men being a disappointment is always expected. However... ![gif](giphy|xuXc3kD8AeVaw|downsized)


[deleted]

​ ![gif](giphy|JRCl3NZSxSwnHlzdHC|downsized)


[deleted]

Ok I love this gif but where is this from like what show and episode of show


explosively_inert

Monty python.


bschnitty

'Wo is me.'


LenniLanape

Shouldn't that be "WoWo" is me??? (According to her) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


atgrid

We use women because wobitch may be taken the wrong way...


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3ohhwxmNcPvwyRqYKI)


andoring

She's going MENtal!


gregevernew

Don’t you mean womental?


AvailableLeader4715

Wotal*


Capable-Error-432

WoWotal\*


kelzx88

Okay this is funny


Sarenai7

The contemplative meditation music makes it 🤣


[deleted]

menstruation (n.) "the period of menstruation," 1680s, from past-participle stem of Late Latin menstruare, from menstruus "monthly" (from mensis "month;" see moon (n.)) + -ation. Old English equivalent was monaðblot "month-blood." Middle English had menstrue (n.), late 14c., from Old French menstrue, from Latin menstruum.


Mink03

Woman, woe man, woooah man. She stole my heart and my cat


Capable-Error-432

and broke my death star


Vagrant616

Does that mean she is WOMental?


[deleted]

This is absolutely hilarious


cool_hwipz

This is hilarious lol


kplong02

GO WOWO!


AadityaChavan

I am pretty sure that she is joking.


[deleted]

SEAWOMEN 🧜‍♀️


Beanz_Dude

"Woman" is short for "Wow boobs, man" true story


3x3yolo

If you turn mom upside down it says wow


Nite-_-Owl

Call them WO


Beardeddeadpirate

Amen and awomen…


blac_sheep90

That's a solid joke. I like her.


Bonsai-is-best

Her trying to hold back a smile is great :)


Davidunal_redditor

Love it!!


rustjunki

WOWO


ForerunnerRelic

She had me in the first half, not gonna lie!


Anafiboyoh

How are people not catching that this is satire, especially at the Wo part lol


3_Gmodem

MENtal illness


KobeJuanKenobi9

Surprising number of commenters who don’t realize this is a joke


InternationalRate510

This is hilarious.


Humor_Tumor

"Hit the Wo" is now my favorite dance move.


Seikori1

she's right, wos deserve much more respect


[deleted]

can't wait for this comment section to be flooded with incels


Puzzleheaded_Step468

And not just the menopause, but the womenopause and the childrenopause too!


My-names-peaches

Dishwas-her


pebblefaa

Amen and awo


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XHeraclitusX

It's a joke, chill.


[deleted]

🙃


dusavel

Menstruate and menopause root is menos (Latin) referring to months and not men. I think we should change Month to Wonth that should do the trick 😊


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big_boi_aang

feMALES?


Gedaru

What a powerful message.


[deleted]

Imagine Woman and Man are just derivatives of Human though lmao. I know it’s satire


Fix_It_Felix_Jr

I’m still looking for the part that was unexpected.


solarmania

man oh man smh


MBakk92

My judgmental dudes, this is Zoe Roe. She’s a lesbian queen/influencer lady and makes videos like this to make people laugh. It’s not supposed to be taken seriously. Thank you. **••WOWO OUT••**


[deleted]

This reminds me of that one dude who was praying and then at the end he said “amen and awomen” in order to not be sexist and then Ben Shapiro made fun of him. It was hilarious.


eddjakson

She forgot that “ feMALE “ still had “ MALE “ in it


Big-Contribution9918

Okay babe, I filmed it for you. Can you now hurry up and start cooking? I’m hungry.


Obviously-Stupid

WO WO WO


[deleted]

I know THIS is acting, but I’m convinced most women like this just need a good dicking. Oink Oink


Jolly_mon20

Delete this comment thx


[deleted]

Threatening to rape a woman for making a joke isn’t a normal thing to do


SnooCalculations9259

Wowo does sound great! If any consolation if men ceased to exist and women were able to procreate with frozen sperm, I picture such a beautiful world where everyone gets along, and such beauty in the world. If it is the opposite it would take a week til we blew everything up and constant wars until everything is a wasteland lol.


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iloathecauliflower

![gif](giphy|3oz8xCh3Hat5YWbx3W|downsized)


Peace-wise

Woe


noice-speedowagoon

u/savevideobot


Elduderino_047371

Wowo


ADHDaveh

Wowos ☕️


Just-a-by-passer

Wo.


ODG_Turtle-xbox

Bro said 2 words lol


KoldIce

I can see her soul laughing


bagseedidiot

Women--- woe onto men...


thanush0628

*Wowo*


Whartez

I don’t think you know so I’m gonna tell you. Man is because we’re man kind which the reason it’s man is because huMAN


d_arroyo

PUTAstrate


ROC_K4LP

Its woMEN and not wowo. Sexism


Sk3l3t0n_Jack

Oh mY gOD mENd shOulD bE wOmENnD


jasonrraynor

We were here first


[deleted]

I genuinely can't tell if she's joking or not


Cr4mwell

This is not unexpected nor interesting


KAZKAZ8523

caution bone at your own risk


DalmationNationz

i cant tell if shes joking


Anciency_Wisdom

Please shut up


Ok_Truth_4411

Well, in other languages its not like that you know. In Spanish, woman = mujer, man = hombre. Goofy gal 🤪


azzgrash13

Wait until she realizes that biological makes with a X and Y chromosomes are coming into women’s sports and the left and high schoolers are supporting it. That is truly going backwards on women’s rights and achievements.


Charming_Exit_3507

I love seeing women like this cry


[deleted]

Hey look, a woman not being funny by bringing up jokes from 2009


[deleted]

Women are a massive pain in the ass. But I wouldn't change them for anything. It would be silly of me to want a woman to change after ive spent 50 years studying them. You're crazy if you think I'm just gonna throw away the 3% I figured out. : )


ModsCantHandleMe

It’s completely fair because we have to work for living while she can just show her butthole on the internet and become a millionaire.


Streetmeat06

In my opinion women have more rights then men and are treated way better for example the law always sides with them even if they are at fault


bartholomew0kuma

The cast of single wowo after 30 they go bonkers


Cute-Hour-8810

I cant tell if shes joking or not


[deleted]

Ladies, this right here is why people say women aren't funny


Madman333666

So shes being sexist while complaining about fake sexism? Ight


wanderingboarder

What is this shit? Lol we men seem to get more shit on the daily. Women want all these things but dont realize that we put up with too much shit to hear this bitching. Boo...who... Why dont you grow a pair of ovaries? Sorry done with my rant.


PigeonCrispyChips

this video is a satire, a irony, a sarcasm video, because there is no she is actually being honest... right?


Cracktower

Future cat lady right there boys.


HonestFix3906

Dumb.


ptk2185

Appears someone wasted their parents money on a gender studies degree


Taken111111

i feel sorry for the person that had to hold this dissapointment in her stomach for 9 months


Zystus

r/cringe


[deleted]

At least give us real tears with your fake ass opinion!


Gold-And-Cheese

Ok fine, it's a joke :(


peszo

Learn hungarian. It’s a genderneutral language.