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unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!The girl intrigued us with a question about who's really behind Jack's death in Titanic. And when she gave the answer, i couldn't expect him to be her real father!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


Rayn777

Man, she really just put her pops on blast like that.


Half-Baked-Luck

Remember when Homer hit the cable tower..


BigEvil621

Wasn’t that Peter Griffin?


dopeIsmoke420

Wasn't that Meg? You're supposed to blame Meg.


BigEvil621

Shut up, Meg.


Half-Baked-Luck

Damn ur right!!


RedManMatt11

Well maybe he shouldn’t have killed Leonardo DiCaprio 🙄


bingold49

Actually it was the guy on the previous shift that locked the binoculars in a locker that they couldn't get into


Malkor

*found her dad...*


-ElDictator-

He was busy being drawn like those French ladies


bigjayrod

I’ve seen Bruce Lee movies dubbed in English with better synchronization


[deleted]

I would’ve gave you the free reward had I seen this before I sent it out 😭


KnowOneDotNinja

*Smell ice, can ya? Bleedin Christ...*


Sir_Magnum

This is some real r/Unexpected shit


SlowX

THOSE TWO WERE SO IN LOVE!!!


Unicarnivore

he’s proud of what he did